#ABOUT THE TRAIN JOB....

[radiance1]

Danny, Sam and Tucker co-own a resturant. (Yes this is going exactly how you think if u got it) Danny makes the mascots, Tucker supplies the coding and Sam is both their biggest donor and takes over the vegan menu.

Surprisingly, the resturant goes extremely well and so far hasn't been robbed even though they're in Gotham.

They hire a nightguard just in case.

However, none of the three knew that a few specific ghosts keep coming back every night to possess the animatronics and have their fun while also throwing out intruders.

Jason Todd thinks that his bosses should've at the very least told him their mascots would try to put him in the grave again.

(They aren't but he doesn't know that and they don't know he's supposed to be here.)

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny doesn't know about the ghosts because they run as soon as day hits #Jason isn't Red Hood yet so he has a job to hold himself over while he prepares #almost forgot but Jasin is not a halfa here #nor does he have corrupted ectoplasm #he a normal dude that got revived das it #well i say normal but he was trained by Batman and assassins so

[nerdpoe]

Young Justice is always a little...concerned. With Phantom's living situation. Now they're outright afraid for him, and Bart has decided it's time to Ask An Adult.

It was the little quips. The tiny little things. Stuff that didn't seem to matter to Phantom at all, or appeared to be normal for him, that he didn't realize weren't normal at all.

"Oh, better not hope my mom catches me." "Doing what, staying out past bedtime?" "Nah, using my powers; she'd vivisect me!"

"Another stab wound. Great." "Don't worry Phantom, I've got the med kit-" "Oh, I'm not a baby or anything, I can handle it just fine. Just gimme a sec to take it out."

"My dad has better aim than that." "...Like, when he's hunting, right?" "...At what other times would he be shooting at me?"

"Huh. Not as bad as my parents place. Look; they have a decontamination shower!" "Phantom, this lab has been vandalized to the point of needing a hazmat suit." "Did I stutter?"

Finding out each others identities did nothing to soothe the worry. Tim quietly told the others that every time he tried to run facial recognition, he kept hitting a government firewall he couldn't breach. Phantom never told them his last name, just his first, and 'Danny' is super common.

The thing that really did it though, the thing that made Bart snap and run off to ask Max, was when Danny had a nightmare.

He was talking in his sleep.

"No. Don't-stop. Stoooop. I need...my skin. Mom, no. You can't...peel off...my skin..."

Bart didn't even wait for them to wake Danny up before he was standing in front of Max, talking a mile a minute as he tried to figure out what to do, with Wally staring in horror over a plate of waffles as he computed everything that Bart was saying.

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Danny had a dream about his mom and Skulker arguing about how to skin him. He wouldn't really call it a nightmare, because it was just Skulker, but the scariest thing was Skulker insisting to his mom that it was possible to skin him with a potato peeler. Dream mom was arguing that it was not, and that from a scientific standpoint that was a really piss poor way to preserve a specimen.

He hadn't been begging them to stop hurting him, he'd been whining at them to knock it off.

But when he wakes up, it's to a room full of worried friends and an old man who calls himself Max.

"Kid, I think we need to talk."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #first convo was with cassie #second was with bart #third was with kon #fourth was with tim #max is fully prepared to take in another kid #bart is fully prepared to share #wally went to dick to ask him to put his detective training to work and find phantom's parents #wally was just visiting max #catching up #shooting the shit #when suddenly bart comes in and just trauma dumps about one of the other young justice heroes #who is apparently in a super abusive situation #and probably needs help #body horror tw #skinning tw #but only mentioned in the context of a super weird dream #danny's living situation COULD use some improvements #but it's not as bad as everyone thinks #anti ecto acts are still a thing #but as long as danny is with young justice the GIW leave him alone so #eh #not like they're good at their jobs anyways #max is about to blow his mind with the following information #“you are not okay. it's okay to not be okay. but kid. you need help and we're offering.”

[waywardsunlight]

Dead End Paranormal Park got cancelled.

#the owl house #inside job #dead end paranormal park #first kill #man I don’t even know #I didn’t watch first kill but I did hear about it and I know it got cancelled in favor of worse things not that it was great but it meant sm #tangled the series #included bc of how trash the creators were treated as far as marketing #there are many more #infinity train

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Eliot ensuring the girls know how to defend themselves. (And them proving that they can!)

Leverage S02E02/S04E05/Redemption S01E16/S02E03.

#leverage #leverage redemption #eliot spencer #parker #sophie devereaux #breanna casey #alec hardison #nate ford #you know he's trained the guys too of course #nate hardison and harry all throw a decent punch #but you can tell he's so proud of the girls when they get it right #i mean look at him in that 4th gif! #AND he also gives them the confidence to stand up to those trying to intimidate them #proven by breanna in the card game job with 'touch me and you'll be singing soprano' #he's made sure that everyone is able to hold their own even if he's not there #and that's something beautiful #don't mind me i'm having feelings about eliot spencer #and oops i wrote a thesis again! #ghostly'sgifs

[tennessoui]

in a new hope when Obi-Wan tells Vader “if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine” he’s referring to the mommy issues his death is gonna give Luke

#kit to kit #Star Wars #also I paused the movie and laughed soooo hard at like doing bare minimum #‘I think that time I could almost feel the blasters!’ after he tried with his helmet off #and obi-wan was like good job! :) #and a movie later Vader is like I can sense obi-wan has trained you well #that was all Yoda’s work dumbass #you’re sensing the one Kenobi compliment your son received and you’re being jealous about it #/jk

[awakefor48hours]

HBO canceled 36 shows and movies, Disney didn't lift a finger to promote Strange World, someone leaked For the Future, and now they canceled Inside Job. The absolute disrespect for animation is unbelievable

Original tweet

#disney #anti disney #anti netflix #inside job #netflix inside job #toh #the owl house #mao mao heroes of pure heart #sesame street #strange world #disney strange world #infinity train #anti hbo #i'm still pissed about HBO #they had NO RIGHT #the not spoiler house #top posts

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

The entire animation community:

Me, still deluding myself that Bee and Puppycat will come back, despite no word from Netflix since before it even aired:

#i am in misery #I have *nothing* left to enjoy!! #guess I’ll have to stick with books despite them having no fandoms to keep me excited about anything #dead end paranormal park #inside job #the owl house #infinity train #q force #summer camp island #bee and puppycat

[kal-culator]

Caretakers

#prince does art #fnaf sb #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb x reader #fnaf x reader #sundrop x reader #x reader #dauntless daybreak #they bond #also bonking head is the new kiss #close enough yk #their job is to take care of others your honor #why not have them take care of each other in the end #also we dont talk about the height inconsistency #i drew this on the god damn train #choo choo

[legionofpotatoes]

despite having as loaded a past as they do, bioware firing mary kirby is legitimately the most insane decision they've made to date, bar none

#along with their narrative programmer :) hello! is that even a job someone can train for? #and mary. has what. fifteen. twenty years?? of experience? how do these things work? #the layoffs? how much power does EA wield here? does studio leadership just stand by and watch as a major pillar of their writing gets it/ #i dont give a shit about the games truly. they can be as great or as rotten as circumstances allow. what the fuck ever. #but how do you fire mary kirby. lol. lmao even #text #negativity

[sleepytoycollection]

Me at my food service job when the customer gets mad I won't commit a health code violation for them.

#I've got some stories let me tell you #today I had a woman demand a refund after she spilled her food on herself #or in 2020 when a guy accused me of lying about the existence of the pandemic when I told him the dining room was closed #or the nepo baby who never had a real job not given to him by his daddy. he was a nightmare to train and ended up fired after like a week

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Love how the entirety of the Hunter fandom heard of the whole mountain challenge and immediately said: Hunter crushed that challenge. Hunter did that challenge as a child and he absolutely killed it. Hunter, the magicless half- a- witch, took the record that Lilith Clawthorne made, Lilith Clawthorne, head of the Emperor's coven, one of the most powerful witches alive, and snapped that record in half, because he had to and because he was stronger than everyone thought and because he didn't take no for an answer.

And I love everyone for that.

#the owl house #hunter the golden guard #Toh #hunter toh #owl house #toh hunter #I am so normal about him like super duper normal #I just love him okay #hunter the owl house #You have no idea how much the hunter going through scout training without magic means to me #He doesn't have magic #Do you know what he must have learned in order to adapt? To grow? To be as good as everything else and then even better? #Listen no one can tell me golden guard was an easy job do you SEE his eye bags

[galaxysketches]

Hey y'all! I'm opening up some commission slots! :'D

Half - $40

Bust - $25

Prices are per character! If you're interested, feel free to dm me! Payment is through paypal! Any interest is appreciated! ;v;

#galaxy.txt #i'm open for about 3-5 slots atm but may keep it open a bit longer! #commissions #unfortunately the job i was training for didn't work out so I'm back on the grind #gonna fight the bank fr

[hoofpeet]

I like this replacement ingo era a lot and I don’t draw it often enough 

#replacement ingo au #yeagh ... first month or two of the #sugar deserves to have a bitchy era i think #i would be mad as hell too if i was a wild doggy living in the woods and suddenly have to have a full time job #IN A JOB I HAD NO EXPERIENCE IN NO LESS .... #also fun to think about how sugar just had to. brute force its way thru learning how to be a subway boss #emmet voice get in the train . this is the control room good luck #sugar voice COOL . OKAY

[bugskid]

some people will say that the tenth doctor was david tennants most iconic role. others will disagree and say that title should go to his role as crowley. i don’t have a side in this argument, because i know his most iconic role will always be his narration of the how to train your dragon audiobooks.

#for a kids series made for 7 year olds he really poured his whole heart and soul into that performance #i listened to each book about 4 times between the ages of 6 and 10 because he did such a good job #david tennant #doctor who #tenth doctor #good omens #crowley #how to train your dragon books

[shima-draws]

Me: Oh god. It's time for our company's yearly performance review. Where my boss will judge my performance over the past year and see how awful I am at my job and--

My boss: You're doing such a great job and I'm so happy you're here <3

Me:

#SLAMS MY HEAD INTO THE TABLE I probably need therapy. #Shima speaks #LMAO #I always. ALWAYS get stressed about these and they ALWAYS turn out just fine #It's the self-esteem. The self-esteem I don't have :) #Anyway glad that I wasn't roasted and fired and I'm doing good at my job. #I'M GOOD AT MY JOB?? ME?? OKAY I'LL TAKE IT! I'LL TAKE IT #Listen this may not be my dream job but it's a good job with good people #And it pays my bills. Couldn't ask for more #Eventually I will leave to work elsewhere but I'm glad I'm doing good 😭 #Realizing like. How important my job is actually. When I do leave the company I'll have to train the new hire #For at LEAST a couple weeks #Bc I'm the only one in this department that knows how to do payments! Just me!! #Anyway. Glad that stress is gone now #I can go home and watch One Piece and NOT cry over a tub of ice cream #(I'll probably do that anyway but bc of the anime Emotions and not bc of work. LMAO)

[mamanbou]

babys first phantomhive home invasion

#exceedingly normal thoughts and feelinfs about the orphanage arc and chapter 206 and chapter 207 #<-lying....sad...... #kuroshitsuji #black butler #finny kuroshitsuji #snake kuroshitsuji #finnian kuroshitsuji #finnysnake #this is canon compliant btw finny is the only servant shown giving snake job training. insane that sebastian let that happen but its true #also if it wasnt clear finnys talking about jumbo in panel 1 ♡ #phantomhive servants #png #50