Candace Competition
Focused. ''That way! I can smell Phineas and Ferb!
Dr. Hirano: And what exactly do they smell like?
Motor oil and competence!''
Hypnotised. ''Jeremy, I no longer have the desire to bust my brothers. We can take our time. ''
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Doof doesn’t brush his teeth before eating breakfast in the mornings.
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Due to the sheer length (plus wanting to preserve the format,) you can find the accompanying dialogue for this post on Google Docs.
Spamta Claus is a Deltarune AU that pulls inspiration from the infamous "Spamelle" concept, but with a fair few twists in comparison. Something goes wrong when the fountain in the library is forming in Chapter 2, causing Spamton to be forced into Noelle's body. You can read more details on the swaps + general premise over on Google Docs!
The thumbnail is an edit of this one from cynthcat. Defo gonna be trying to commission some more fitting art for this and any/all other Spamelle tracks at some point tho, as the most common Spamelle designs aren't really representative of what's been coming to mind for me for this AU.
Spamelle technically takes the role of Spamton. (Or does she keep it???)
After something with the fountain's formation in the library goes very wrong, Spamton is forced into Noelle's body. Now Spamton is the [[BIG SHOT]] making all the [[Deal(s)]], while poor Noelle is stuck as a passenger in her own mind, watching as the world and the events there within change around her.
Motifs:
Lost Girl (modified)
HEY EVERY !/A Real Boy
So ye, finally got around to doing another track for the reindeer herself that's not the BIG SHOT! Even outside of the context of my concept tho, I'm genuinely shocked that absolutely no one has tried to do this or a Dialtone (the latter of which I also intend to correct) for Spamelle/even just Noelle before, considering every other base for her is covered at LEAST twice over! Search it up on SC if u don't believe me lol.
Pinning down the general sound of HEY EVERY !/A Real Boy was a royal pain in the ass, but I'm incredibly happy with how this turned out. Putting Lost Girl into this style was a nice challenge!
Don't have much else to add about the track, so I'll take a quick chance to say: I've been having more ideas for specific scenes in the AU like the one attached to this post, so depending on how many more I have, I may very well compile them + the general premise doc into one AO3 post. So keep your eyes peeled!
On that note tho, I hope you guys enjoy! :)
You can also listen to this track in high quality on my SoundCloud here!
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Faerie Tale Theatre Reviews: Pinocchio
Faerie Tale Theatre Reviews: Pinocchio
“Gepetto has wished for a brand new boy,so you have been chosen to bring him joy…I hope.”– The spell bringing Pinocchio to life, albeit with some shaky confidence
Hi boys and girls and everyone else! Today’s secret word is strings! So anytime someone says that word, scream real loud!
To say Pinocchio is just another fairytale character would be a gross understatement. Whether you’re familiar…
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yk maybe this makes me a bad person but i’m sick and fucking tired of my body and just about everything about myself
my voice is high pitched, my mother says it hasn’t changed since i was 10 and everybody says they wish they were a soprano, that they could hit the notes that i do but i would do anything to trade this away
i don’t have proportions like the cis boys at my school, i can’t build muscle, there’s too much fat on my stomach and thighs, and my chest is “small” but i still just want to cut it all off
my face is so fucking feminine i just want to rip it off
i can’t cut my hair and it’s too long and it makes me feel icky and terrible every time i see myself in the mirror
i’m only 5’2” and i don’t think i’ll be growing
there’s nothing. absolutely nothing that i can do that’ll make me pass. the only time i’ve been perceived as a dude was when i caught somebody off guard
i’m never going to be able to fulfill my wishes, i’m never going to look like a real boy.
i don’t want to wait until i’m 18 to get hormones and surgery, i don’t want to be stuck like this forever. i wish i was just a cis boy. i don’t want to be stuck with this label of “trans” i don’t want people to look at me and think “that’s a girl” or “that’s a trans guy” i just want people to look at me and know that i’m a boy.
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corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.
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