#8'5 my ass

[birdbeep1s]

the worst man on Alternia >:0

#my art #ice cold tea doodles #traditional sketch #homestuck #homestuck oc #homestuck fantroll #my oc #gliese bekhin #Ranny <3 #i hate Nivore with a burning fucking passion #he makes me (and gliese gliese ESPECIALLY) seethe #WHY IS HE SO BIG!!!!! #8'5 my ass

[qprsmackdown]

Gillion, Chip, and Jay (JRWI Riptide) vs Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo (DSMP)

Propaganda beneath the cut!

Gillion, Chip, and Jay propaganda: They're three gay ass pirates who; despite coming from very different backgrounds, found eachother and formed the riptide pirates! All three of them are co-captains on their crew and they're trying to destroy the government HI HI HI I ALREaDY SUBMITTED FISH AND CHIPS AND IN THIS AREA I tALKED ABOUT HOW I WISHED JAY WAS ALLOWED AND THEN I SAW YOU ANSWER THAT ASK THAT SAID YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE SO IM SUBMITTING THE ALBATRIO INSTEAD THANK YOU LOVE YOU Gillion is canonically asexual and shipped with both Jay and Chip respectively. I just think they are all very queer and platonically in love is all. I love polyamory. Put those guys in a relationship.

Benchtrio propaganda: My friend wrote a fanfiction detailing their platonic relationship from childhood friends to spouses. It is over 1 million words long. Pls he needs this

my good friend sunny wrote over 1million words of fanfiction about them that was so good it permanently altered my brain chemistry. also i think the feat of over 1mil words is worth the win (:

Ranboo and Tubbo are canonically married, semi-canonically platonically so. Tubbo and Tommy have known each other for years, and have an understanding of each other that no one else does. Tommy and Ranboo went through a very awkward and begrudging beginning of their friendship, but Ranboo would go on to make Tommy's grave when he died.

I want to start off by stressing that these 3 are characters and are not at all connected to the real world creators that portrayed them aside from having the same name.

c!Ranboo and c!Tubbo were canonically married, with the nature of their marriage being largely ambiguous and up for interpretation! They live together in a mansion with their adopted child, Michael, a tiny baby piglin! c!Tommy was never an official part of their marriage, but the three spent so much time together(before the series' writing took a very unfortunate turn due to behind the scenes stuff) that they might as well have been a qpr polycule! It is confirmed that c!Ranboo(an 8'5 foot tall enderman hybrid) can only look 2 people directly in the eyes with it being STRONGLY implied those 2 people were c!Tommy and c!Tubbo! Their relationship didn't get as much time as it needed due to the series's unfortunate downturn near the end, but while it was there, it was a very comforting, very tender relationship between 3 traumatized young queer teens who were their for one another through their journeys in healing from their various traumas. Also one time c!Tommy and c!Ranboo got high together in a tiny smoke box they made(they also met when Ranboo hit him on the head with a giant flower. An allium, to be specific!).

#mod zazie #round 1 #side 2 #qpr smackdown #qpr tournament #gillion tidestrider #chip jrwi #jay ferin #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboo #By the way I know it says fish and chips on the bracket but it was meant to be gill/chip/jay. i thought fish and chips was their shipname #whoops #anyways! fixed :D

[metfell]

i love art of ranboo with michael it makes me so happy my 3'4" son standing next to my 8'5" ass

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[sappatussimpatis]

Okay but like?? Imagine this, okay, just imagine:

Philza and Ranboo walking side by side, Philza (5'11") subtly shielding Ranboo (8'5) with his wing whenever they go into town

Ranboo curling his tail around Tommy's ankle/wrist in a subconscious attempt to make him sit still (it usually works)

Younger Philza waking up early to bask his wings in the sunlight, only coming back inside when he hears young Techno start barking in worry, unable to find his Dad.

Tubbo bleating whenever he gets excited, Tommy - a raccoon hybrid - making a chattering sound to keep him from getting embarrassed, and Ranboo vwoop-ing because he doesn't quite understand why they both made those sounds but wanting to join in

Sam subconsciously walking on eggshells around Antfrost, sometimes just completely leaving the area when he smells the cat approaching. (Bad had to step in and get Sam to confront his instincts.)

Dream - a semi-eldritch entity in my headcanon - dropping his guise to relax against George and Sapnap, emitting a low, almost pulsating sound as various eyes and mouths close and open under their patting hands.

Schlatt teaching Tubbo how to headbutt safely, even allowing the small goat to knock him back a few paces each time they do so (And Tubbo consequently finding out that Schlatt's been going easy on him when Quackity tries to head-butt the ram, and gets his shit rocked)

Sam - a creeper centaur - getting asked by an excited Tubbo and tsundere-ish Tommy if they can help him brush through his plant-like fur.

Sam, being absolutely thrilled to bond with them like that, let's them but only if they let him brush out their hair/groom Tommy's ratnest of a tail.

Tommy's family sorta invite themselves, and Schlatt also comes around since he's looking for Tubbo and they all start grooming each other in their respective ways. Techno helps Tommy learn to groom himself with the help of Sam, Schlatt teaches Philza how to help Tubbo file and buffer his horns, while Wilbur alternates between brushing Techno's mane and preening Philza's wings.

Ranboo and Tommy linking tails whenever standing idle near one another, Ranboo's longer and thinner tail sinking into the fluffy thickness of Tommy's a solid reassurance that they're still with each other.

(There's always a chance that they forget that their tails are linked and try to walk in two separate directions. . . it never goes well for them)

Tommy having to learn how to be a proper hybrid from the others in Dre'sempii, learning how to groom his fur from Tubbo and Ant, figuring out which instincts he has gained with Bad and Sam, and getting used to the dark mask of fur around his somewhat rounder and wider eyes

Sapnap being given things by his fiancees to idly light on fire, Karl passing him spare paper to keep the blaze's pyromaniac tendencies at bay, Quackity's asking others in Dre'sempii and El Rapids if they need any plots burned down

Sapnap getting booted from the bed in summer because he runs really fucking warm and his husbands don't need that shit, GETCHO' ASS OFF THE BED YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER

#c!techno #c!philza #c!technoblade #c!badboyhalo #c!tubbo #c!sapnap #c!wilbur #c!schlatt #c!technoblade headcanon #c!dream #c!karl #dream mcyt #dream smp #dsmp techno #dsmp headcanon #dreamwastaken #dsmp wilbur #c!tommy #/rp /dsmp #c!ranboo #c!awesamdude #c!antfrost #c!george

[theviolencedistrict-archived]

don't mind me posting my 8'5" mannequin looking ass oc lim

he dwells in liminal spaces only. spotted throughout the world

mostly safe but can be dangerous and aggressive. shadows can cast on him but light has no effect

he has four arms and no clothes

#liminal #i love him and i wanted to draw him #he actually has no name as he cannot speak #but i named him after : ) #my art #oc: lim #horror tw #ok to rb

[hellebore-chigurh]

🎫 gush pass be upon ye💕

-(@bastardbeloved)

HWUWU TANK YOOOU, I have been holding onto this for a bit but I think I'm ready to use it.

I ran across some Apoo hate on my dash the other day, and I decided the only proper response is to love him harder, so I'm going to use this opportunity to do so (and shit I might even put it in his main tag).

I love EVERYTHING about Apoo. I think a lot of people don't like his character design, and to be completely honest, I didn't either at first. Then I found I couldn't stop thinking about him, and the more I looked at him, the more I liked everything about him and now I think he's just perfect.

He's 8'5" and bulky, like, what's not to love? And even though he's fukken huge, he's agile enough to do like, flips in mid-air and lift himself around with one of those long arms. OH and LONG ARMS!?!?? Amazing. Great for hugging, kissing, squeezing, touching.

I love his big-ass mouth, those piano teeth, his pointy nose, his eyes, those sassy eyebrows, his lil glasses. I love his voice, I love his theme music, I love his attitude and mannerisms and powers. I love his long hair and I want to take it down and play with it forever. I love how strong he is, and not only is he offensively strong, he's a tank who can take hits from the best and get back up in no time. That's super impressive.

I think people also hate on him because he's a traitor, but here's the thing: who knows if he even has a choice. He was dealing with flippin' KAIDO. Like, you think he could say no if Kaido wanted him to do something? His loyalty might've been to his CREW to keep them fukken alive. We just don't know the whole story and I can't help but think he gets the extra ugly tax hate as well as people thinking Kid is hot, so how dare Apoo betray Kid, the hottie.

Anyway, Apoo is loyal to me and I love him with all of my heart uwu and anyone who doesn't like it can go to bed mad about it.

#remix my heart #scratchmen apoo #wano spoilers