Usually I have no interest in cross-over but I have this multiverse madness happening in my head:
While Obi-Wan and Iceman elegantly enjoying their afternoon tea, bonding over years of experience in damage control, the damage themselves are fighting over who's the most disastrous best pilot of this galaxy.
(I can’t rlly hear the questions properly so bear with me a little)
[“Marchy what do you think of the way Bertuzzi agitated—or walked the lines?”]
“Yeah he’s— one of those guys that you really don’t wanna play against, love having on your team. And— sort of a competitive guy by nature. He’s always in the mix, always in the battle, goes towards the dirty areas and—those are the guys who are really frustrating to play against, even when he’s not running around—and he was, a little bit, so—yeah it’s great to see and, you know, he plays that playoff style all year long and he’s the guy you wanna go to war with. We’re lucky to have him right now, he’s plying great, and he had a big game for us.”
[question about the stolen stick]
Big smile “I saw that yesterday! I was [indistinguishable] on that, yeah I didn’t notice that during the game but— he’s a little greaseball (affectionate) , you know? I love it.”
[“he pretty much became an instant bruin”]
“Yeah yeah. No I—again, he’s a guy that you love having on your team and — that stuff just makes you laugh so it’s funny.”
[indistinguishable question about the fate of the stick]
“Yeah I don’t know what he was thinking there, that would’ve been broken or in the crowd if that was me”
Just went through my Document Of Fandom Shit and numbered all my AU's/headcannons because I reached the point where I didn't want to keep having to scroll all the way up and count 50 entries down so I could reference one idea in another.
Every night I tell my self I sleep before 12:00, AT LEAST before 1:00, and every night, I fail and go to sleep somewhere between 3-4am. I DIDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM. Sure, I went to sleep between 12:00-1:00 maybe ~2 if I really slept late. But NEVER HAVE I REGULARLY GONE TO SLEEP AT AROUND 3:00am-5:00am.
Anyways it's ~1:00 which is not ideal but better than fucking 4:00am so I'll take the win. Good Night everyone
Imagine the only purpose you have in this life, the only reason you were born is to be king. That’s it, that’s all you have. IS TO BE KING. You were told from childhood that you one day would rule England after your mother. So you wait and wait. You wait for 59 YEARS. Because your 96 year old mother hasn’t carked it yet. THEN she finally kicks the bucket, you’re finally king at 73 years old. Congratulations. Your life purpose has finally happened. But not even two years in ASS CANCER beats you. What a life huh?
If Marigold wins this round, she gets to lose to Mop. On one hand, we no longer have a narrative excuse to transmute everyone else's OCs if this happens and we don't particularly want to stop making Creachers out of random OCs. On the other hand, her reign of terror being brought to an end by a mop would be funny. You understand the situation we're in.