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Sasuke was prepared for everything but parenthood 😬
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People are obsessed with making Naruto and Sasuke fathers together but honestly. Both of those boys need 30 years of therapy before they even think about a child. (Plus Sasuke NEVER gave me vibes that he’d even want to be a dad.. I mean… look at B*ruto)
If anything they’ll be together forever and after their intensive years of therapy they probably foster kids into their 60s. That’s the closest thing I see to parenthood for them. 🤷🏻♀️
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People who are always away with business and psychically absent from the kid's life most of the time + children =/= family.
People who aren't present in their lives of the kids aren't parents; they're breeders.
If you have children, BE there for them, rear then. Children need the physical presence of their parents in their lives; the rest is just purely poetical-garbage propaganda with "oUr bOnD iS StRoNg".
For emphasize and parallel with the abominable natalist propaganda, Boruto manga, the following are NOT families:
1. Uchiha family is NOT a family and Sasuke is NOT a father, period. Whoever argues against is just an irresponsible, brainwashed natalist.
In fact, the forced natalist garbage ruined SasuSaku and tore a potentially amazing and meaningful romance to shreds.
Sasuke has no fatherly bone in his body and Sakura acts exactly like a desperate woman getting pregnant to trap an unconcerned, troubled man into a marriage. This couple as it's portrayed in Boruto is pathetic. The only glimpses of intimacy and romance are in fanfiction universe, the non-canon amateurish novels and the imagination of the natalist fans.
From an adult's standpoint, Sakura is a single mother having a kid with a man who can't find a purpose in his life, has severe psychological damage and is an ex-convict. I can't comprehend how women can side with Sakura and actually praise this pair. What woman would you want to be a single mother and the wife with a man who's never beside her? The fact that literature glamorizes such toxic relationships and glosses it over like something inspiring and romantic is alarming and sheer propaganda.
I'll never be able to come in terms with this abomination of the ending.
2. Uzumaki is NOT a family and Naruto isn't a father, period. He's married with his job and enamored with the idea of fathering the entire village. His biological kids aren't, in Naruto's view, anything more special than the rest.
If there's a remnant of decency in Hinata's body, she should just divorce Naruto and move back home where her kids would get a sense of family. The constant drama with Hima and Boruto constantly being dumped by Naruto should be a wake up shout out to every young person who aspires to have kids ; parenthood implies commitment, personal sacrifices and it's simply NOT FOR EVERYONE.
The only functional, normal and healthy family is... Akimichi. My respect to Akimichi Choji for actually being a father who's there for his kid and supporting his kid and wife.
Nara family... It could work... For humoristic purposes or an uninspired satire. Shikamaru admitted in the novel that he'd do better without kids.
Yamanaka... Not that bad. Sai is an underrated character and a good father.
Nothing justified the absence from a child's life. The rest is purely unadulterated natalist propaganda.
I don't want to hear the imbecile "ThEy dEsErVe tO bE hApPy" bingo. This toxic selfishness of natalists reinforces the fact that not everyone deserves to have kids. If one cannot put the kid's INTEREST FIRST, then he isn't suited to parent.
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The Naruto parenting wolves
(I don’t know why I wrote this but let me live :D )
Inside Neji there are two wolves: the wolf who loves to co sleep with his pup and enjoy that closeness and bond, and the wolf that loves getting aggressively railed every night.
Inside Naruto there are two wolves: the wolf who finds his pups’ pranks amusing and nostalgic, and the wolf who just wants to spend his one day off a month not covered in glitter or slime.
Inside Shino there are two wolves: the wolf who wants to dress his pup exactly like him because it’s adorable, and the wolf who wants to let them pick their own monstrosity of an outfit because mismatched socks, fairy wings and a neon green dress is also super cute.
Inside Sasuke there are two wolves: the wolf who thinks children are disgusting, and the wolf that excused himself to cry in the bathroom when his pup first said ‘I love you’.
Inside Gaara there are two wolves: the wolf that thinks a pet rock is the best gift to give his pups, and the wolf who argues instead for a cactus with a smiley face on the pot. (His pups have one wolf inside them who smiles and enthusiastically accepts their oma’s terrible, terrible gifts.)
Inside Shikamaru there are two wolves: the wolf that hates the infant stage of parenthood more than he hates when a drunk Ino spills wine on him while attempting to braid his hair, and the wolf who thinks the pregnancy leave where his alpha just brings him food, rubs his feet and lets him nap is the best form of existence.
Inside Kiba there is actually only one wolf, and that wolf is heavily pregnant.
(people are welcome to send me their versions of this haha, in fact that would be hilarious if anyone did send some in.)
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Yeaaayy!! Once again congrats for you follower milestone!! 🥰✨ And as for that, may I request A,L,Q,R for Mitsuhide, Sasuke, and Le Comte? Thank you in advance and have a wonderful day!!🍀🌸
—A, L, Q, R with Mitsuhide, Sasuke, and Comte
Suitor(s): Mitsuhide, Sasuke, Comte
TW: Children/parenthood, Mitsuhide being Mitsuhide, food mention, mortality mention, spoilers for Sasuke's route in R for Sasuke
Notes: I do hope it turned out well for you though and I hope you have a wonderful day as well! 💜💜 || I JUST FOUND THIS ONE AGAIN TODAY OML I THOUGHT I LOST IT BECAUSE IT WASN'T SHOWING UP IN MY DRAFTS AFTER I FINISHED IT AND SAVED MORE REQUESTS INTO MY DRAFTS 😭😭
—Mitsuhide
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
♡ Mitsuhide is very affectionate but only subtly when in public. I say subtly, that's a lie, but it is more toned down than in private
♡ He very much enjoys getting a reaction from you so his words and touches are always very teasing and said to fluster you though this is how he shows that he cares for you when in public
♡ He doesn't like the risk of someone attempting to use you against him so he's less touchy and outwardly affectionate when you're outside of the castle though there are subtle gestures that he does that indicate that he's thinking about you
♡ Mindlessly holding you close to him by your waist or a hand ghosting rather close to yours when you're walking beside each other, the way that he shows his affection is just by being near you, his words and actions coming as a close second which play a larger part when the two of you are out of the public eye
♡ He's one to only really give you affection if he's feeling particularly needy or just misses your presence but prefers to have you initiate any physical contact or direct statements of your attention for each other
♡ It isn't that he doesn't want your affection, he's simply unused to being so vulnerable as to openly show to you that he wants you close to him or needs to tell you that he cares for you so he settles for round about ways of doing so
♡ Light lingering touches which have you leaning into his touch before he pulls away, "I love you" just about on his lips but slipping out in a different manner. His favourite way to receive your affection is in knowing that you want his affection in all actuality, a kind of reassurance to him that you won't pull away
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
♡ Actually does really well around children. That isn't to say that he doesn't scare some of them a little bit- whether on purpose just to mess with them or by accident because he's just like that is up to you- but he's really good with them despite not really taking an active part in looking after any kids
♡ He has a serious soft spot for them but not in the way that would make him particularly doting unless it was his own kid
♡ He mostly worries about them because of the time that they're in and doesn't openly display any kind of opinion nor feeling towards or about them unless to tease or throw someone off
♡ Despite this, he actually does care about them a lot. He absolutely hates the idea of a child ever getting injured and is so so protective if a child is ever put into his care for whatever insane reason
♡ Again, not protective in the upfront doting way but more in the stands near them with that one smile and scares the life out of anyone and everything that goes near the kid with any potentially harmful intentions
♡ If it was your/ his own kid however, whole different story. So openly affectionate in the teasing way towards them and he genuinely does so much to support them whether it be teach them or protect them but it adamant that they keep away from the battlefield in any capacity until they're considerably older
♡ Really just wants them to stay a kid forever and is so inwardly emotional about the fact that they'll one day grow up. Not like he'd ever let them forget about him, I mean, who can?
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
♡ Every little detail about you is ingrained into his memory
♡ Whether it be something embarrassing or something that you just said in passing, he keeps it stored away to use later even if tis not in the forefront of his mind and something needs to happen or someone needs to say something for him to fully remember it
♡ Honestly he just wants to know you better despite you knowing virtually nothing about him all of the time because he prefers giving out information like you're in some kind of game where things about him are quest rewards
♡ Specifically loves to bring up mildly embarrassing things about you though half to tease you and have because he usually finds them endearing. You'd think that he only remembered the embarrassing parts of you
♡ Likes to bring up things you've told it when you'd least expect him to remember. Full of surprises this man is
♡ When you're homesick he might bring up the shop you'd told him about that sold a really nice dessert that you'd only mentioned once or a park that you brought up a few times to allow you to indulge so that the feeling becomes fonder, if he's buying you a gift, he'll recall the items that your eyes linger on when you're out with him and the colours that you said that you thought suited you the most and so on
♡ Also has a habit of keeping advice you'd given him vaguely in the forefront of his mind, even things that you'd thought had had no effect on him or helped him and has a tendency to repeat things that you've told him back to you when you need the same advice that you'd given him
♡ But the memories he keeps the closest are the ones that remind him how much he loves you, be it morning's that he's woken up and had you clinging to him in your sleep or all of the times that you've tried to make him something nice so that he might be able to at least smell it and indulge in that rather than the taste
♡ Everything about you is so important to him and it would pain him to have to let any of these things go
R = Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)
♡ One day when he had woken up beside you
♡ He always woke up before you and would always spend a moment just lying there to take in the fact that you really were beside him, comfortable there, something that he never would have associated with someone who was associated in any way with him
♡ He had taken a moment to recall various memories that he had shared with you, good and bad
♡ The times he had made you cry or scared you, the times that you had stood up for him for reasons that he still couldn't really fathom
♡ Somehow those moments had all led up to that one
♡ You, the mysterious individual from the future that had saved Nobunaga and then later saved him, the one that would get mouthy with him and get quiet at his teasing, who would call him out on his wrong doings but still defend him whenever anyone bad mouthed him
♡ You who's emotions and thoughts he could ready plainly on your face and yet were the one person that he could never fully understand and yet managed to understand him so well. You who didn't hesitate to trust him and now slept beside him so soundly
♡ The moment is so peaceful and he doesn't want to let go of it, the memory tucked away in his mind so he can recall the warmth that he felt in his heart
Sasuke
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?
♡ Sasuke's main way to show affection is through acts of service and quality time and sometimes physical affection
♡ He loves being able to do things for you but more importantly with you. He finds an inherent sense of intimacy in just being with the person you love and care about and doing things for them to show that you care or remember them
♡ He just finds small acts to be really significant though that may be because of the fact that he's always had to be so low-key due to being an enemy ninja
♡ You return to your room and find your hair accessories or jewellery that you were rushing with put away or a small box of sweets or snacks hidden away somewhere he knows that you'll find it to make sure that you eat and each time you'll find a letter hidden in the ceiling from him
♡ He genuinely likes helping you shop and carry things, even if it risks him being caught since he's with you. He likes being the one that you can and do rely on because he values that kind of trust which often times only comes when there is a prior friendship which he values just as much
♡ That and he's also sometimes clumsy with words that aren't scientific and non meme or punny flirting though he adores being able to get you to laugh or blush like that
♡ Not to mention being able to hold you and kiss you. That's also very special to him and he would certainly do it more often if he had the time with you to do so. He's a little dramatic about it to himself at times and gets himself flustered in doing so sometimes but it's sweet and he feels like he can care for and protect you better when he's has you close to him
♡ He really just shows his affection through a mix of things as a whole. After all, he's a very adaptive ninja who's got more than enough love to give
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
♡ He doesn't dislike them by any means but he doesn't go actively surrounding himself with children
♡ He just gets confused and doesn't really know what to do around them since he is, or was, a university student studying quantum physics and they are, well, children who are entertaining themselves by writing their names in the ground with the biggest sticks they can find
♡ He manages just fine with them in the end if you give him a minute or so to adjust since he's always more than happy to be childish and be fascinated with trees because let's be honest he doesn't really get the chance to just look at the trees too often but sometimes just sits with them around him looking very much lost
♡ The best thing to do is leave him to kids at night when they need to go to sleep
♡ He just knows exactly what to do when it comes to getting them to fall asleep
♡ A blanket, stories from the future and the moon way up high above whole he tells stories is a hushed tone and tells them about the stars until their fascination and questions wear them out
♡ He's best with them when they have or need to have less energy. He just can't keep up with all of tb energy that kids have sometimes
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
♡ His memory isn't perfect and he won't remember every little thing you say but he remembers a fair chunk of the things you do and tell him, mostly things that he feels are important or just significant in some way
♡ Tends to mostly remember things about your life in the future though because he relates to it more. They all resonate with him in some way so they all kind of just stick and he likes to bond over these little things with you
♡ Remembers the things that people usually know about each other in the future for sure. He's kind of just still used to acting in the same way that he would then with you now and definitely has things like your favourite colours, foods and what your friends were like in primary school even if he doesn't remember their names
♡ Like, it's almost a given that the two of you have stayed up with each other one night when the neither of you could sleep and asked each other random questions like that, indulging with each other in things that the two of you have in common having both come from the future
♡ He does like to be somewhat sneaky about letting you know that he remembers these things though. If you mentioned that you liked letters and recieving and writing them for no other reason than just because you could, he's leaving you little letters between fabrics that you mentioned you were going to use for a comission and things like that
♡ There are certain little things that just stand out in his mind and he, as the resourceful and wonderful ninja he is, will make sure of them to lift your mood whenever you need it
R = Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?
♡ When you return back to the Sengoku period together
♡ While it also involved some element of his joy to return back to the people that he considered friends and family and with you no less, there was also the fact that you had both agreed
♡ You had both wanted to return to the future with one another and now you both wanted to go back to the past
♡ A place that both of you missed along side the people that were there and the memories that you shared. To was an experience that the two of you shared with each other
♡ He isn't sure when his liking for sharing things with you or doing things together with you began but in that moment he feels it again
♡ A warmth that resonates from the fact that it was something that you both wanted and meant something to the both of you
♡ He's never really felt like he'd understood you more than in that moment despite the two of you being so similar in where you came from and what you went through which is why it means so much to him
♡ The relationship between his wants and your and his feelings and yours. It just makes him feel understood and seen in a way that he wasn't used to which is why it's his favourite memory
—Le Comte
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?
♡ A gentleman through and through, he's rather subtle, or, for a better term, modest and toned down, with his displays of affection
♡ As much as he would love nothing more than to be able to hold you close and kiss you senseless every second that it's possible, he does need to keep up appearances and prevent you from having your cheeks permanently heated up
♡ He knows full well the affect of his words and actions and, as much as he loves to hold you, there's a special place in his heart for gift giving and using his words to let you know directly without question how much you mean to him. Words hold a certain kind of gravity to him after living for so long and saying something with so much honestly means a lot to him because of how easily words can be twisted and how easy it is to say something that one doesn't mean
♡ To trust a person's word is to put a special kind of trust in them and the fact that you put that trust in him has him over the moon so his carefully chosen honeyed words, either falling from his lips or written out elegantly on a paper attached to a gift, are a very common staple in your life with him
♡ As much as you have a myriad of letters kept safely in your room, the amounts of gifts you get from him is highly expansive
♡ It's his way of showing you, without saying anything, that he was thinking about you while out
♡ A brief thought of how you told him that you liked a certain type of fabric while he's outside and sees it displayed in a shop and he's already off to buy it
♡ He's perhaps, well, definitely, a little over the top but you're always on his mind
♡ The gifts are used to show that when his words or time don't
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
♡ Look a him and tell me he doesn't love children. The residents don't count but he loves them too
♡ He spoils then so much whenever any are put into his care or the care of a friend and kids love him for it
♡ He loves to see them happy because he knows that it's best for them to enjoy their lives, at least while they're still innocent and oblivious. They're just so endearing and full of life, even the quiet ones that prefer to sit on their own have their own soft air around them and he's rendered helpless to all of their requests for a time
♡ They will get anything they ask for until he manages to compose himself which takes a while. This will never happen if it's his own kid and he will insist that it will cause him pain not to spoil them and give them anything in the world
♡ He's used to being around adults more than children obviously but knows how to take care of them really well and is able to manage it perfectly, though with Sebastian's help
♡ When he is taking care of a kid, he likes having them around him for as long as if possible. He just finds them adorable, another reason to adore and admire mortality because they experience their lives differently to how a pureblood child would. They enjoy it like they have all the time in the world and he wants to help then experience anything they want
♡ Even if the children are only with him for a short time, he likes to teach them little things and facts that he's picked up across his life and they just continue to gravitate towards him
♡ Very few things make him happier than seeing a kid smile at him or someone he's close with. It's just something to precious to him
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
♡ Like Mitsuhide, he remembers everything but with even more accuracy
♡ It's perhaps a habit that he picked up; to fixate on the things that he found himself enamoured with so that he wouldn't miss a single second of it
♡ Of course, all memories fade or at least become muddled when you live for as long as he does but the memories he has with you are memories that he likes to keep in the forefront of his mind
♡ Mortality is a very fleeting things so, as long as there's the potential for you to disappear, every single memory he makes with you or to do with you stays safely stored in his mind and this doesn't go away even when you join him in immortality
♡ He recalls everything about you in either state
♡ Anything that he can use to make you happy and lift your mood. Your favourite colours, fabrics, designs- perhaps he did fixate a tad bit on gifts- but also your favourite foods, what your life was like before you had decided to stay with him in the mansion, how you like to spend your free time
♡ Even the insignificant things like the name of your best friend stay with him because it's you that have told him
♡ Anything about you is significant and, while he isn't scared to lose it, he feels closer to you in knowing that he knows you so well
R = Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)
♡ This isn't necessarily your relationship relationship but it is a time in which your initial relationship is being forged so I would say perhaps meeting you for the first time though it would probably be more accurate to say first two meetings
♡ It's rare for him to find himself as fixated on someone as he was you in that moment. It isn't just for anyone that he would return a piece of jewellery that had they had dropped.
♡ He was a gentleman of course but even that was something that was almost unnecessary, especially when trying to keep inconspicuous- despite his clothing- but to seek you out specifically for something that would be deemed insignificant surprised even him and this only progressed
♡ Your gratitude at his help and your smile had him wishing to be a little closer to you, even if he had yet to know you
While he intended to keep a safe distance, you ended up finding your way into his life again or perhaps it was the other way around
♡ He's never been entirely sure if fate was something that he put his faith into but meeting you twice felt more than coincidental
♡ Whether it be for another reason or not, he would be content just to be in your presence, something that he hadn't expected, but he was glad for it
♡ He looks back on the day you had met him fondly. Despite everything that had happened that same night, he was glad that he had met you at all
♡ Even if he did not have you in the same way that he did now, he was glad to have at least met you that once
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Posting chapter 1 of Tsuki fanfic. 18 chapters are already out in case you want to read more.
Tsuki 🌙
Anime » Naruto Rated: M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, Sasuke U., Hinata Hyuuga
Chapter 1
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A/N: This story is post-war, canon-divergent. Angst and trauma are major themes but if you'd stick around, you'd get a whiff of love as well. [SasuHina]
Hinata sat in the back garden with her eyes on the ground. The sun was lifting his head over her horizon but she chose to concentrate at the dew-covered ground under which rare saplings slept in the soil, twinkling like stars under her Byakugan.
After war, even when Naruto was safe, she didn't let go of her training. She might have started out with a purpose, but training came naturally to her now. The idea of purpose did not matter and even though, the purpose was the jewel of her heart, her training transcended beyond thoughts and emotions. With some more time and effort, her Byakagun sharpened to realize that even trees had souls. Is this how her ancestor felt? The ill-fated Kaguya.
But these trees were nothing like the husk of ten-tails. They had no violence. By looking at their nature energy, the bare minuscule that she could muster to visualize, she felt that she belonged. A little less alien on the planet, she found amidst war, which was never originally hers. Her thoughts had turned less chaotic the day she had found out about this truth. It felt like uncovering a forgotten memory...deep down, she always felt that the planet was not her original home. But she easily suppressed such thoughts. What good would come out of them?
She got up, straightened her gardening skirt, and lifted her head to look at the sun--the effect was immediate. Her face bloomed like sunflowers would bloom against the sunshine. In that moment, she felt grateful to be alive--filled with humility, root of her essence.
At the cottage's entrance, she took off her slippers and noiselessly slipped into the kitchen. For Kurenai, it was as difficult as an upper rank mission to fall asleep these days, and it made Hinata worry. With little Mirai on Kurenai's hands, it was already a struggle to set a sleeping schedule to begin with. Having a child as a shinobi was not an easy business, Hinata noted to herself. But being a shinobi does grant mental and physical agility against the challenges of of parenthood (single parenthood in this case).
Hinata took a steaming cup of tea to Kurenai's bedroom and stole a minute to admire the heart-warming scene. Mirai slept peacefully in her mother's arms. Her mother, asleep as herself, cradled Mirai's head to restrain restless movements brought on by unknown dreams that the child was incapable of articulating just yet. Observing this scene in secrecy, something tugged at Hinata's heart and like a child, she too found herself incapable of articulating the feeling that filled her with gratitude. Warmth climbed up her face and she felt her heart burst with joy.
After moving to a secluded cottage, two weeks away from Konoha, Hinata had never felt so free. But more so, she felt that she belonged. Of course, it was not a vacation for any of them. They would not have left behind Konoha if they could help it. But Naruto, who was now the Hokage, had decreed all genjutsu masters to go into hiding. For Kurenai, one of the elite shinobis of the village, the summons were personal. She was advised to take a squad of jonin along but Kurenai being Kurenai, refused such indulgence. Yet since it was Hokage's order, she couldn't shun it altogether and requested Hinata's able company for guardianship.
Shikamaru didn't want to hear the end of it. He would accompany Mirai and her mother to the end of the world. That was his promise. But on Naruto's compliance to Kurenai's suggestion, he had to give in.
Hinata felt a tinge of pride in her sensei's choice but also took the responsibility very seriously. The danger to Kurenai's life was no joke. In the fourth shinobi war, for the first time, all hidden villages and capitals, even the commoners, encountered the chakra-art, and not just any chakra-art, a Tsukuyomi: the most powerful genjutsu in existence. It was potent and addictive, not just for commoners but also for the surviving shinobis. Especially for the surviving shinobis. Those who were dealing with the very grief of surviving against the sea of the dead. After Madara's Tsukuyomi was lifted, a rude awakening had immediately followed.
As people fell off trees like fruits, there were cries across the planet as if millions of toddlers were broken from their sleep. The wailing was gut-wrenching. While the elite shinobis of higher ranks managed to withstand the genjutsu's after-effects, they were barely a minority. The rest of the masses wanted to return to the dream where their dead loved ones waited for them for an embrace.
Different villages took different approaches to solve this dream-hunger. In Hidden Cloud Village, as moon effigies popped up in the corners of the village, the Raikage ordered imprisonment for anyone carrying such contrabands and symbols of delusions. He would literally destroy the moon if he had to, he had confessed to his brother. In the Hidden Mist Village, on the other hand, they would produce confusion tactics to quiten the rebels from propagating their ideology. But when that didn't last, ANBU level ninjas hunted these moon rebels and attacked their underground tunnels with a fog filled with numbing agents, quite literally smoking the rats out. Even the peace-loving Sand, under the benevolent guardianship of Gaara, understood the violence of such moves with sorrow. Grief tugged at Gaara's heart when he had to entomb the rebels to cease the spread of madness, he himself grew up with. In a strange reversed situation, Gaara recognized the familiar madness in the villager's eyes, a madness that had been his friend since childhood. He knew, if left uncontrolled, it will infect everyone. Madara's dream might just posthumously come true.
But the situation plummeted after Konoha's move. In a meeting with the Konoha council, Kakashi found himself staring blankly in the fire. Daimyo's strange suggestion of re-installing a small-scale genjutsu for Konoha. His reasoning came at a striking period of time when Kakashi was about to transfer his power to Naruto, and so neither Kakashi nor Naruto had enough political power to counter Daimyo's suggestion. Daimyo's reasoning had been: "If we give people what they want, it will help them wean off better. Like little babes with mother's milk."
For this purpose, Kurenai was brought to the center stage. Kurenai warned about the consequences of such a plan. A genjutsu erases lines between dualities. Reality and unreality. But given the political pressure, she decided to install a day long genjutsu for Konoha's shinobi and villagers. Those who wanted to sit out, could, and even those who partook in it, should have a safe window to return from their dreams. But just as the clock was about to strike the day over, Kurenai found Damiyo's own bodyguard, mercilessly killing off her fellow genjutsu users who had helped her cast a village-wide genjutsu. The plan had been to kill the genjutsu-casters so that the key is lost with the lock. Reading the mad logic that lead to such a disastrous situation, Kurenai knocked the bodyguard down and immediately released the genjutsu, albeit faster than she had intended. After which, she requested Kakashi to send ANBU to settle the situation in the village. She knew that the waking would bring a terrible uproar because of sudden unwinding of the jutsu.
But now that the genjutsu was released, the rebels wanted her alive. Or anyone like her. The news soon spread like fire to the other villages and as a result, many genjutsu users had to go into hiding. The whole incidence had left a sour taste in Kurenai's mouth, and as much as she hated for Mirai to grow up in a place which was not Konoha, she was relieved to be free of prying eyes.
And Hinata was an angel. She put down the cup of tea on Kurenai's bedside table and found her Sensei's sharp shinobi senses stir to her noiseless movements.
"Good morning...how was your sleep?"
"It was much better", Kurenai smiled in assurance. But Hinata could always read between the lines.
It was time for their morning training, and so, Hinata gave Kurenai some space to freshen up and meet her in the garden. Hinata missed training with Neji. But she knew he had bigger responsibilities-duties, she had once envisioned for herself. But with time, she had realized that she was never cut out for it. The compound full of men did nothing to ease her own self-expectations and self-hatred. Perhaps, underneath it all, she still wanted to prove something to them. With these thoughts, chaos returned to her and she gave a solid palm to the heavily bruised bark that took beating from her every day.
It had been two months since they fled Konoha and found a refuge in a cottage uphill. The weather was cooler at this side and soothed her senses. Since leaving, they had not encountered any danger. Hinata found it jarring. She was afraid that she would fall victim to this long-standing peace which was addictive in its own sense. Like a knife, ironic to her own gentle nature, she sharpened herself every day to prevent a mishap that may result from an addiction to comfort.
Donning her own training gear, Kurenai slowly walked near Hinata's side and admired her taijutsu command. Realizing the presence behind her, Hinata looked back at the shimmering pools of ruby eyes and clenched her fist. A solid blow knocked the woman straight into the fence.
"You are not Kurenai," Hinata awakened her Byakugan.
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Shisui/Tenzo is so damn precious and cute and pure and they deserve everything there is of good in this world
Also Shisui/Tenzo adopting the entirety of the Base Kids is an amusing thought and I'm sure that parenthood (or would it be brotherhood? Would the Base Kids become their adoptive kids or their little adoptive brothers? I love it either way) would do wonder to Shisui's self-esteem
(There's nothing better for your self-esteem than a group of children absolutely adoring you and looking up at you, as an elementary school teacher I can assure you of that)
Shisui: ambivert who previously adopted traumatized baby Itachi and teases pouty baby Sasuke, sunshine wholesome boy who is stressed to his (🥹) eyeballs
Tenzo: literally empathizes so strongly with these base kids, they were him a few years back, he is also such a mature and responsible and nurturing person
The base kids: is this... Love?
Shisui and Tenzo (Tenzo, internally): 😩💘😩💔😩💖😩❤️🔥😩
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an oc/canon fic for Q, with their oc Kin ( i cannot begin to explain how much I love her ;0; )! I'll fix up the wordcount & formatting later and I have a tiny extra unrelated doodle for you, but for now have this! I hope your Valentine's Day was wonderful <33
ships: Kin (OC) / Shibi
summary: Kin oversees a small Valentine’s Day party, with a very sleepy husband on her lap, a bunch of kids, and some worries about parenthood.
wordcount: 1,730 words + art!
Shibi’s beard was scratchy, and everytime he shifted in his nap, it’d tickle her neck in a way where she could blame it for the little smile on her face that refused to fade from her lips and how unconcentrated on her book she was.
Laughter and chatting floated through the backyard as the children played at the table. A children’s book about Valentine’s day was propped up on the table and they were crafting whatever they’d chosen on from the book. A few squabbles about which page should be used died down fast, and whispering and plotting filled the backyard. When she’d asked Shibi what they were plotting, he simply snorted and pulled closer to her. She had half a mind to tip him off the already crowded lawn chair she’d pulled out, that he’d chosen to not only invade but begin drooling on her as he snoozed. One look at his peaceful face and she decided not to do anything but place a kiss on the bridge of his nose that made him stir just enough for her to see his smile.
The small party was a group of Shino, Torune, Kiba, Sasuke, Hinata, and Hanabi.
Kin wasn’t sure if she could babysit them all at first. There were only 4 new children, but she just felt off. Observing the backyard scene didn’t help the mild knot in her chest. The children seemed fine now, which was such a relief to her, but she couldn’t help her worry.
Torune sat at the end of the table, struggling to fold his paper with the gloves he had on. Shibi had just recently given them to him, a part of the training he was going through to keep the poisonous bugs embedded in the body from spreading. They had yet to find a fast working antidote to his bugs, and she couldn’t count the times that Torune came out of the training room sniffling, and Shibi with a nosebleed. She worried for her husband, and she worried for Torune.
Shino seemed to be just fine, but he was so withdrawn. She knew the nature of her son, she’d watched him grow up, after all. But he’d begun thumping his head on the wall as a conversation ender, or as a ‘please go away’ that he was too polite to say. He’d taken to measuring the time. Kin knew that he didn’t enjoy being social, but he’d begun stepping away from people he considered friends, and counting down the seconds to how long he could stay. She’d seen his fingers move in a counting position, and then excuse himself from the conversation after 30 counted seconds by walking away. She’d asked and he’d simply said: “You can distract yourself from pain by counting. It’s an easy trick.”.
Motherhood was a battle you could never prepare for, and she thought she handled it gracefully most of the time. She could remember days she sat in front of her vanity, clipping on her earrings and straightening her dress while taking the same deep breaths she recommended freely, simply because Shino was a very late talker.
The doctors said he would start talking more when he felt like it. But she didn’t think that was logical. He was too small to be choosing never to talk. Barely even a babble left his lips, and he wasn’t particularly fussy about anything except his food. Which was the only care a baby would have, she guessed, while he was causing her grief. Shibi had held her hand through the doctor's appointment, and kissed her each morning, mumbling about how great a mother she was. She’d brushed it off as morning babble, he said a lot to try and convince her to nap with him for a few more minutes. He was going to be the cause of death of her early-rise sleep schedule.
And then, another child was given to them when Shikuro passed. A close friend of Shibi’s. He’d left his son behind, a small child with poison in his veins. Quite literally.
Torune couldn’t be hugged, couldn’t be kissed. He could crawl in a corner and sob, and all Kin could do was try to hold back tears of her own as the helpless child cried for his dad. It was only later that they’d realized the cause of death. Torune never stopped apologizing. To be in the midst of a crying child and be utterly unable to comfort them was a curse she’d never wish on her enemies.
Shibi snorted and shifted, bringing her back to reality. She was trying not to be pushed off the lawn chair by her cuddlebug of a husband while watching the kids. It was Valentine’s Day and the last thing she was going to do was bring down the mood. She checked the table and realized that one was missing, already too late to stop Shino from slapping his dad on the back. Shibi grunted, and nearly knocked her glasses off as he groggily sat up.
“whahuh… uuugh.” He slurred, turning to face Shino, who looked very small from this angle, almost enough to convince her he hadn’t done it if she hadn’t saw him winding up. He wasted no time at all, and she couldn’t stop her giggling, “why are. you laughing aa me?”
“I think Shino wants to ask you something.”
“Yeah?”
“When’s the party over?”
“I dunno. In an hour or so?”
“It’s over in thirty minutes Shino, go have fun. Okay?”
“What’s thirty times sixty?”
“1,800.” Shibi answered automatically, and Shino sighed.
“That’s a lot.”
He began to count on his fingers. She bit her lip as he went inside for a minute and then back over to the table. Shibi yawned and flopped back on Kin.
“You know we have other lawn chairs less than five feet away.”
“This is my lawn chair.”
“This is my lawn chair.” Kin corrected him, smiling, “You decided that you were going to drool on me while I was reading.”
“You love me anyways so I see no problem with it.” He sniffed.
“You’re also wearing my robe…”
“Our robe.”
“You’re copying me on purpose at this point.”
“Why would I not want to be like the most perfectly lovely woman on the planet?”
Kin flushed, “Oh, don’t flatter me. I’m not perfect by any means.”
“You’re a stunning wife, a loving person, a sharp businesswoman, and a wonderful mother. Every day I thank whatever fate led me here, because I can forgive past mistakes if they lead me here. This is heaven.”
“You just woke up, shh.” She pressed her lips to his brow, “You are very affectionate when you just wake up.”
“But it’s true. Look at them.”
Shibi gestured to the children and Kin froze.
Torune had a pair of tweezers in his hand and he was mimicking how she put jewelry together to pull the corners of the paper and glue things to his origami. He’d joined Shino on his observing adventures, and they’d watched her with the non-fiery parts of her jewelry making she could do at home.
Shino sat next to him, and gently directed him as the other kids watched. Sasuke, ever the Uchiha, began to copy what Torune was doing, and soon Hinata and Hanabi caught on. Kiba kept doing his own thing, still mildly intrigued by the origami artists.
Was Shino counting so that he could have enough time to help Torune?
The thought struck her suddenly, and all she could do was laugh.
Shibi smiled into her neck, “You’re a wonderful mother.”
“He’s right, love.” The couple turned to see Mikoto, breezing through the gates with a smile on her face. Shibi flushed and sat up more, and Kin barely resisted rolling her eyes.
“Shibi here has had some trouble expressing himself, so he wanted to help you out a bit. He gets flustered easily when he’s got a crush on someone.”
“We’re married, ‘Koto.” He groaned.
“He’s still got the biggest crush on you.” Mikoto badly stifled a giggle to Shibi’s embarrassment, “But I’m not here to tease him, unfortunately. I’ve got a message for you, from one mother to another.”
She bent down and pointed to the kids.
“You see those kids?”
“Yeah.”
“You see their smiles?”
“I do.”
“Kids will show you who they are when they’re babies. They grow as a person during this period, of course, but you can never really direct where your child is going. You can only help them on their way, and make sure you catch the small signs. Even if they’re going through something that worries you, there are still ways to make them smile. To help them. They’re kids, love.”
“How do I know that I’m doing this correctly?” She whispered.
“Mom!” Sasuke hopped up from the table and the other kids followed him, hands behind their backs. He ran straight up to Mikoto and happily showed her his paper crane with a bunch of heart stickers on it. “Happy Valentine’s Day, I love you!”
“Mom, Dad.”
Kin looked to see Shino and Torune holding up folded origami ladybugs, decorated with the small rhinestones in a pattern she could remember doing. Shino’s last finger went down.
“Happy Valentine’s Day.”
“We love you!”
Mikoto smiled and murmured, “That’s how you know.”
Kin could feel the world slow to a pause. The butterflies in the garden stilled their wings, and the kids chatter hummed to a quiet. She could feel Shibi smiling on her shoulder with his tickly beard, and she could feel her heart swell with incoherent emotions and her eyes swell with tears behind her glasses.
She gently took the two ladybugs.
“Do you like them?”
“...I love them so, so much. Thank you.”
She could feel her voice wavering and Shino climbed on top of Shibi to hug her. Torune pulled his glove more firmly on his hand and cautiously held her hand, watching his own like a hawk.
She could blame her entire family for making her smile like this now. She didn’t think she could ever stop smiling.
Years later, when using her bedroom vanity, she would smile at the two sparkling ladybugs sitting there as she took off her earrings and decided that maybe sleeping in for a little bit with her beloved husband was okay. Just for a while.
and an extra doodle, because Shibi wanted to give her a gift as well 🥹
Years later, when using her bedroom vanity, she would smile at the two sparkling ladybugs sitting there as she took off her earrings and decided that maybe sleeping in for a little bit with her beloved husband was okay. Just for a while.
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ItaNaru: Bingo Book
Note: Sort of the same idea as my other ItaNaru - Naruto gets kidnapped by the Akatsuki - but different timeline. We are 14 years later (Naruto and Sasuke are 28). This is Sasuke's POV.
Mentions of Mpreg (by jutsu), Kidnapping, Teen Parenthood but No Underage.
“Where’s my brother?”
Kisame laughed. It was as if he couldn’t help it upon hearing Sasuke’s words. He clenched his jaw as he tried to not let his temper get the better of him. It was a work in progress and probably the main reason he hadn’t been made jounin yet.
“What’s so funny?”
Again, Kisame didn’t answer. He did however use some water jutsu to bring a small book to Sasuke’s eye level. Sasuke hesitated a few seconds before grabbing it, and then the shark man was gone.
He cursed under his breath before getting a better look at the book. It might have been orange, but it definitely was not a copy of Kakashi’s favorite erotica. It was a bingo book.
Heart hammering in his chest, Sasuke swiftly went through the pages until he found himself looking into his own eyes. Uchiha Sasuke. It wasn’t possible. He went back, page by page again, but there was no Uchiha Itachi.
Sasuke was starting to panic.
Itachi had to be in the book. The only way he wouldn’t be was if he was dead. Itachi could not be dead. He had no right to. Not after everything Sasuke had gone through because of him.
Sasuke opened the book again, starting from the end this time.
He stopped abruptly when the word ‘Sharingan user’ appeared on a random page.
Uzuchiha Sayoran
A glaring redhead with strangely familiar scars looked back at him. The book said the kid was 12 and was from… Konohagakure (?) — whoever had made the entry wasn’t certain of their intel. Sasuke, on the other hand, could attest it was false. Kakashi and he were the only Sharingan users still living in Konoha.
He looked down at the kid’s known associates and… gasped, audibly.
Sire: Uzuchiha, born Uzumaki, Naruto
Bearer: Uzuchiha, born Uchiha, Itachi
That couldn’t be right.
Hands shaking almost imperceptibly, Sasuke turned another page to find Naruto’s entry. Older, his hair shorter, but still most definitely his missing teammate.
Lover: Uzuchiha, born Uchiha, Itachi
Children: Uzuchiha Sayoran
Uzuchiha Mitsuha
It wasn’t possible.
He turned another page. Uzuchiha Mitsuha. Sharingan user. 6. Who had added a six-year-old to a Bingo Book?
Finally, the next entry was the one he had been looking for.
Uzuchiha, born Uchiha, Itachi
Lover: Uzuchiha, born Uzumaki, Naruto
Children: Uzuchiha Sayoran
Uzuchiha Mitsuha
Sasuke… had to find his teammates. Now.
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read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/zSDt6hX
by Anonymouskuchiki
A series of Hinata/Sasuke/Sakura/Naruto one shots featuring appearances from family and friends.
Words: 139, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Naruto
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi, Hyuuga Hinata, Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Obito, Namikaze Minato, Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Itachi, Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Shisui, Uzumaki Kushina, Original Characters, Uchiha Sarada
Relationships: Haruno Sakura/Hyuuga Hinata/Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Hinata/Uzumaki Naruto, Hyuuga Hinata/Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura/Hyuuga Hinata, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura/Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara, Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Izuna, Namikaze Minato/Uzumaki Kushina, Uchiha Fugaku/Uchiha Mikoto, Uchiha Itachi/Uchiha Shisui, Jiraiya/Orochimaru/Tsunade (Naruto)
Additional Tags: Red-Haired Uzumaki Naruto, Polyamory, Everyone Is Gay, Everyone Is Alive, Attempt at Humor, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Overpowered Uzumaki Naruto, Strong Haruno Sakura, Tattoed Naruto, tattooed sasuke, Piercings, Good Uchiha Madara, Good Uchiha Obito, No Uchiha Massacre, Confident Hyuuga Hinata, Medic Hyuuga Hinata, Good Uchiha Itachi, Good Akatsuki (Naruto), Inappropriate Use of Sharingan (Naruto), Parenthood, Family Fluff
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Genderbend [ Shippuden | Blank Period | Boruto | AU ]
The Akatsuki [ Shippuden ]
Angel of Dust [ Post War | Blank Period | Boruto ]
After leaving the Akatsuki, Deidara fled to Yukigakure, a nation considered alien and hostile; a perfect place for a criminal such as himself to disappear. There he perfected his Kekkei Genkai, achieving a new artstyle of destruction. However, with the new era of peace, clients are rare so he makes extra cash by selling his explosives on the black market. His existence has become a rumour known as, the “Angel of Dust”, as his Kekkei Genkai can turn anything or any person he touches into ash, leaving nothing in his wake.
Retirement [ Post War | Blank Period | Boruto ]
In which Deidara does not die during his fight with Uchiha Sasuke. Instead, he survived the C0 explosion. Injured, he crawls away to nurse his wounds or is rescued by a nearby village who heal him. Either or, he is left disfigured and disabled by the blast causing him to lose an arm, a leg and half his face. Due to this, he is pushed into retiring from being a shinobi.
Rehabilitation [ Shippuden | Post War | Blank Period | Boruto ]
Deidara is arrested by Iwagakure. Instead of being lynched, his cousin, Kurotsuchi pleads their grandfather, Onoki, to rehabilitate Deidara, much to the blonde's resistance. Eventually, he is domesticated into a law-abiding citizen. Dependent on the timeline, he is either on house arrest or has been promoted back to captain of the Explosion Corps.
Parenthood [ Shippuden | Post War | Blank Period | Boruto ]
Deidara flees the life of a shinobi and the Akatsuki in order to raise his son, Ame.
Road to Ninja
Deidara is a member of the Akatsuki, a well-known mercenary group. He is identical to his canon counterpart with the exception of being celebrated in Iwagakure for his artwork and captain of the Explosion Corps.
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The academy in the A/B/O world has a small, one week long set of lessons about parenting and managing missions with parenthood.
Basically it’s just teaching them to leave scented objects behind for pups when they go on long missions, giving them details about bonding and the maximum time you can be away from your pup at various age stages without causing bonding damage etc.
But this year they have something more exciting to add in.
Fake babies for each academy student to care for over the weekend.
The babies track how gently they’re held, how long they cry before getting assistance, how well the student guesses what the cry means etc.
And Sasuke is tempted to just set himself on fire to get out of having to participate because this is the dumbest class in the academy and it’s completely pointless because he hates children. Shivers. He doesn’t need this practice, he needs to train so that he can be a great ninja.
But whatever, he guesses he’ll just... tend to it in between training because his father will totally get on his case if he fails a class, even one this stupid. He’s already telling Sasuke that he’ll change his mind about having pups 🙄
However, it is not as simple as Sasuke hoped.
This stupid thing has been ‘fed’, ‘changed’, it won’t ‘sleep’, what else is he supposed to do!! Why won’t it stop crying!! It’s 3 am!!!
But Sasuke has an older brother who had a baby at like, 17... Who is currently looking after said infant... Idea...
So, Sasuke grabs the fake baby, smothering the microphone with a blanket to keep it from waking his neighbours as he makes the trek to Itachi’s house. He’s too tired to care for decorum about time, so he just knocks on the door. An exhausted looking Itachi, cradling Sasuke’s nephew, opens the door.
“Sasuke, what...?”
“I can’t make it stop!” Sasuke complains, gesturing to the currently still being suffocated baby doll.
Itachi chuckles.
“The fake baby crying was keeping you awake, so you decided to come and spend the night with a real baby?”
Sasuke flushes but denies any such thing.
“I’m not here to stay, I just need to know how you shut it up!”
So, Itachi takes him inside, and helps Sasuke, explaining that the fake baby probably just ‘wanted’ to be held securely if all other ideas failed. Sasuke looks at Itachi like he’s some kind of pup god when he calms the fake baby in one arms and keeps the real baby asleep in his other arm.
“How did that work? Why would it want to be picked up, that’s stupid, nothing was wrong!”
Itachi just smiles patiently, automatically rocking both the pups.
“All pups need love and attention, Sasuke, even fake ones apparently. You can’t just meet their bare minimum physical needs and do nothing else.”
“Whatever, this is dumb, I don’t care if I fail anymore, I’m going home now that’s it’s quiet.”
Sasuke picks up the doll, trying to model his grip on the way Itachi is cradling his nephew.
And it immediately starts crying.
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A Synopsis
Naruto is set in two periods simultaneously, the 17th century and 80's/90's of Japan. They have certain technology that are advance, but other than that it reflects the 17th century. There are multiple clans and other outcast that adapted different elements to represent their clans. That element also reflects the way that their villages look. Naruto is from the "Hidden Leaf Village" and there village is in a more woodsy area. Naruto's most notable characters are Lee, Guy Sensei, Gaara, Hinata, Sakura, Kakashi, Naruto, Iruka, Sasuke, Itachi, Shikamaru, Shino and Neji. They either had the most importance to the story or screen time. The biggest literary theme for Naruto as a show is "Family". That's the bigger picture of Naruto. Naruto as a character is "coming of age", as we follow his life all the way to parenthood with the newest show of the series Baruto. Some other notable literary themes are Good vs. Evil, Loyalty, Justice, and Betrayal. The first major conflict and resolution is Naruto being accepted by the village people. From there being a ninja who represents the village, and far later becoming the leader of the village.
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“And you’re gonna be an amazing mom, I’m really happy you’re the one I get to experience parenthood with.” You know he means it after all the times he’s told you that you’re the reason he realized how he wanted to become a dad. “But for our son, how about Mikio? He’s one of my favorite manga artist and it’s could also be an ode to my mother since the name is so close to hers.” There’s no denying Itachi’s a mama’s bog and if your sons are anything like him they’ll be attached to your hip.
"Mikio, huh?" I hum, playing with the name gently. "I love it, baby. And I'm sure Mikoto will too." Grinning a bit, I squeeze his hand. "You know he'll be her favorite, right?"
When he turns towards me with a sly grin, I knew that it was both because he was a huge mama's boy, but he always had to one up Sasuke in some way. I shake my head while laughing softly as he pulls into the parking garage of our apartment complex. "C'mon, dear fiancé, its my night to cook and I'm sure the girls would love to cuddle with papa while mama makes something for us to eat."
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