#...I accidentally fucking quoted Gandhi

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 4X19 Jump the Shark

Oh hey is this the illegitimate brother plotline

boy I love me some sweet sweet ANGST

whelp she's fucking dead

picture of JOHN?

Sam's peacefully brushing his teeth and Dean's Not a Morning Person

boy he's having a bad morning

to be fair, living out of the car is kinda not fun either

"I'm his son" Dean: I'm gonna fUCKING KIL-

he's..premed?

they're going to ruin his life too aren't they, Aren't The-

Dean is taking this really well

I mean he did get the brunt of John's Issues, so I get it, yike

ASDFPIHP them discussing their dad's ~sex life~ is very funny though

Dean was...preteen? when this kid was born? Sam was under ten definitely

Dean Please

No that's your Actual Brother guys PLEASE

hunting accident "ah fair enough"

"who is a nuclear family these days" FEELS SO LOADED

Dean...Dean please don't fUCKING KILL HIM DEAN

THE IMPALA NOOO

"he took you to a baseball game" IDSFHAPF

He's Trying not to CRY OH MY GOD NO WAIT

Sam resonates with the away from college thing oh NO

Dean is trying SO HARD not to snap

at least he's...trying..to keep adam out

corpse snatching => HEY LOOK IT's THE BONE STEALING WIT-

I think I need to stop being online jesus christ

the [both sigh] was so good

well...that's a lot of blood

How the hell do you break it to your illegitimate brother that you're ~technically Wanted by the FBI

at least he's not an idiot

HE'S SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN THEY ARE

I mean obligatory dead mom

"do i get a say in this?" "NO!"

no..no SAM DEAN HAS A POINT

Middle sibling + younger sibling gang up on elder

"have u thought about eternity" "bro i've literally been to hell Idk what to tell u"

Dean doing it solo but Sad is...:(

Oh he worked the old case, that's neat

"so it's over for you" welllllll

OO THE TRUCK SHOT WAS COOL

dean + long dark coat truthing tonight HE LOOKS G O O D

it wants revenge

YOU FUCKERS AND YOUR REVENGE BELA WAS R I G H T

and Adam Instantly wants revenge, you sir are definitely a Winchester

"it's life" WELL IT SHOULDn'T BE

the stupid isolationism I hate it

NO GO CONNECT WITH PEOPLE KRIPKE WHY

Sam's becoming his dad, and Dean isn't

...SAM WHAT THE FUCK

DAD MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT DO RIGHT BY YOU

HIS GODDAMN GRIEF SPIRAL GOT BOTH OF YOU

LET HIM BE NORMAL! HAPPY! IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW(NOT ALWAYS)(Also very close to the thing with zachariah in placement(eye emojis) BUT LEAVE HIM ALONE!

I do appreciate Dean Eldest Sibling'ed it up even if he didn't like the kid/was jealous. Goddammit I wish we got connection in this stupid show

I was expecting a jump scare but somehow the squish is worse

sOn oF aBitcH

Ah FUCK NOT ADAM TOO

I do like the little angel Icon though, that's what's Dean's way out

Ghouls is a racist term?what????

no john winchester was 100% a monster

ah it was their father

yada yada father killing circle idk

YAY! DEAN'S INGENUITY IS BACK!

Ghoul!mom is really really good. I liked Scared Adam better though

the slicing sam scene is BRUTAL jesus christ

So...John got his own son killed in the end...

SERIOUSLY HE WAS TERRIBLE

Dean JESUS CHRIST

awww caring Dean is nice

AWW HUNTER'S FUNERAL

"Adam's in a better place" :(

Dean tried to fit himself into the Dad box, Sam's actually him

"you take it any way you want" oh for FUC- HE- I-

he looked so Sad, so like...he's stopped idolizing him

jesus christ.

boy there's gonna be overlap ok here we go.

1. poor dean. Ok couple things: 1) he elder sibling'ed it SO HARd! he didn't even like Adam, but he still tried to keep him safe(I think). he gave him a hunter's funeral! I just. It was nice to see. It was also INCREDIBLY painful to hear the realization of "you were always like dad, I never could be" and the fact that he didn't even see it as a good thing anymore? fUCK man, that huRT me. Dean tried so hard to be something he wasn't, he got probably the brunt of the abuse(because he didn't measure up to that metric like Sam always would), and in the end all it got him was...just. so much pain. Like it felt like John left his Broken children behind to get a new one, and just turned them into his quest for revenge. It was SO So fucked

Hey actually speaking of

2. AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE BEING A HUNTER/JOHN? WHAT HTE FUCK?

YALL ALREADY MARTYRED HIM BUT UR MAKING HIM WORSE?

LIKE ok listen. John's kinda set up as the ideal of hunting. They martyred him! And I was halfway sold provided they didn't mention him again. Then! he did this thing where he abandoned his kids, seeing them only as tools to fulfill his quest for revenge, literally broke them(that too late thing+zachariah saying "it's in your blood" when really it was just trained from a young age), got a NEW family he treated a lot better. I just. I have...NO idea how I'm supposed to see him as a good guy here. Maybe I just kin Dean, or his plight is WAY more sympathetic(it is, Sam is kinda pissing me off), but John's just...coming off worse and worse and they KEEP doing it!

Also! this whole cycle of revenge thing! about how if you keep taking an eye for an eye, everyone ends up blind! they barely escaped this time, and I think this was the second revenge plot that I can think of with MONSTERS alone! it was a BIG theme! Like!! hunting sucks! revenge makes you end up in worse places! it's like this one episode was made to show how SHIT hunting was!

wait who wrote this

Dabb+lofflin. The hunting sucks always comes from-

this GODDAMN INCONSISTE-

3. Fuck John Winchester

4. Individualism. Ok this is a big one. Alongside the whole revenge plot thing(which is BIG, and a hunting sucks), this one drove home the sheer individuality of hunting. But while some of the writers see that as Badass, this one made it seem lonely, and painful. Like the flip side to American Individualism is American Chronic Loneliness. I know this one was used to process the ennui of the post recession/post 9/11 time, and it's doing very well for that, but it kinda ends up like this show is EVERYONE'S therapy all at once! the gang's all here! and we're gonna traumatize you in the process as well.

EDIT: and yeah yeah yada yada american individualism is King and then so is it’s accompanying loneliness in the post 9/11 post war in iraq post recession world(we were not having fun in 08/09)

and I get that this show is the writer’s therapy and whatever

(I just thing this is phrased better)

5. bring him back. Connect! Look. I know it breaks the core ethos of this episode. But having Weird Esoteric Hunter siblings would have been SO FUNNY!

give me more sibling content! Sam+Adam teaming up against the Eldest Sibling Dean WAS SO FUNNY! I WANT MORE OF THAT

6. SAM WHAT THE FU-. Look. I hate John. I very much hate John. They set up the Sam/Dean dichotomy in regards to John first episode, and Sam acting more like an ass+like his dad is. Not making me like him. Also I feel like this was written to sympathize with Dean. Which makes the finale even more ironic, I feel.

7. Listen. Listen. One of you has to keep track of continuity. Like I know this becomes a WAY bigger problem later in the series, but if a certain writer wants to process/examine a certain part of the Life/Story(and they should, they set up a lot of interesting stuff), they have to keep track! Because then the show becomes everything all at once.

Like this show has ALREADY started feeling like fanfic of itself, where it just kinda does whatever it wants with its own concepts. And the concepts are GREAT! but you can TELL how inconsistent it is, even in the kripke era

like it ends up being Study of X, Riff on X! and I think that's where the inconsistency comes from. It's also why it's so fucking Excellent in places.

whelp this was a lot holy hell.

OH AND ONE MORE THING!

Bela didn't fit the narrative. That's why they didn't like her. I said at the beginning that an Int'l art thief does NOT fit the vibe of "grungy Angsty American Midwestern gothic" and I was right. With the lucifer story and the vibe she didn't fit, and so they just killed her as foreshadowing, and only used her like that. God I wish they'd riffed on her, especially because her callouts were all completely correct

we're Bela Salting again

listen she was preppy Jack Sparrow with some spiritualism, how dare you tell me not to like her.

#pawswatchesspn #4x19 jump the shark #this one was a lot of... #I mean I can't say fun #but it was interesting #...I accidentally fucking quoted Gandhi #this show truly is everyone's therapy and I mean that in the worst possible way #this is unrelated to the gandhi thing these are two separate thoughts #And Bedlund wrote on the head of a pin #which was cool #but HE WROTE MONSTER MOVIE! MY PROBABLY FAVORITE EPISODE! #and the fun wishing well one #ok listen if spn was the reason meta shit got popular #or it helped #most of that was cuz of bedlund #....bow down to bedlund for singehandedly popularizing my aesthetic holy hell

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favourite fictional characters?

Oh boi, you started something.

I’d say my all time favourites are:

Niles (The Nanny)

best shade-thrower of all time.

the equivalent of a savage

speaks sarcasm fluently

always has a pun up his sleeve

I ate up his love-hate relationship with C.C

ICONIC!

Steve Harrington (Stranger Things)

Duh!

the hottest momma on da block

King of Character development

not as shitty of a boyfriend as he thinks he is

I don’t trust you if you don’t like him.

Dustin Henderson (Stranger Things)

RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE

smarter than you

swears all day long cause he gets what’s going on

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

took  “going to hell and back for the family”, WAAAAAY to literal

just wants the people he cares about to be happy, although that means him getting hurt himself

JEFFERSON STARSHIPS!

best taste in music

deserves all the happiness in the world

Fiona Gallagher (Shameless):

finished her education while raising 5 kids, caring for her drunken mess of a father and working her ass off to have some kind of income, so you can too!

dated the shittiest people in history

makes the best out of the shittiest situation

was a shitty person herself for a while, but learned from her mistakes and turned her life around

never lost her sense of humor through it all

owns a house and a cute dog (who ate a lady) now

Nick Miller & Schmidt (New Girl):

MY SPIRIT ANIMALS!

can’t do life without each other

“Panic Moonwalk Away” or “Schmidt Happens”

messiest person alife and a guy with major OCD sharing a loft? Um, yes, please.

KINGS OF BODY IMAGE ISSUES

need a douchebag jar to notice they might do some things wrong

Finnick Odair (The Hunger Games):

I’M STILL NOT OVER HIM.

most dramatic backstory

“If we see something sweet we better grab it quick”

been through this shit show since he was 14 and is absolutely done with it

knows what the fuck is going on

always trying to help

sacrificed himself for the greater good

Spoiler Alert! The good really wasn’t greater.

Tyler Hawkins (Remember Me):

He broke something inside of me

starts a riot, because some random guy named Micheal (like his dead brother) was treated unfairly by the police

pisses the cop off and gets arrested for it

starts dating the abusive cop’s daughter to piss him off even more

accidentally finds the love of his life in her

knows that he and his roommate are assholes, still sticks around

casually quotes Gandhi

stands up for his sister

also to his dad

made a difference in his little world but never got to enjoy it

Kimball Cho (The Mentalist):

looks like he has no emotions

only has one facial expression

doesn’t get zoos

doesn’t give a damn about what people think

I’ve never seen anyone drinking a smoothie sassier

never lucky with the love thing

Gina Linetti (Brooklyn 99):

human form of the  💯 emoji

pizza is who she is

just follows her passion by dancing at work

was part of a dance group called Floor-Gasm

queen of social media

doesn’t feel the need to say I told you so

BECAUSE SHE LITERALLY PRINTED IT ON THE BACK OF HER SHIRT

Ray Holt (Brooklyn 99):

fed up from day one

also no facial expressions

pretends he hates you but actually cares a lot about you

collects antique globes

broke up with his boyfriend over a statue of a duck once

oh, yeah almost forgot… A BLACK OPENLY GAY POLICE OFFICER SINCE 1970, BOIIII

AN ACTUAL HERO

A “FEW” MORE:

Jim Hopper (Stranger things)

Max Mayfield (Stranger Things)

Joye Byers (Stranger Things)

Will Byers (Stranger Things)

Lucas Sinclair (Supernatural)

Gabriel (Supernatural)

Castiel (Supernatural)

Bobby Singer (Supernatural)

Ellen Harvell (Supernatural)

Ian Gallagher (Shameless)

Lip Gallagher (Shameless)

Mandy Milkovich (Shameless)

Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)

Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Sirius Black (Harry Potter)

Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

Minerva McGonagall  (Harry Potter)

Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)

Fleur Delacour (Harry Potter)

Glenn Rhee (The Walking Dead)

Peter Parker (Marvel)

Tony Stark (Marvel)

Michelle Jones (Marvel)

Ned Leeds (Marvel)

Wanda Maximoff (Marvel)

James Buchanan Barnes (Marvel)

Matt Murdock (Marvel)

Foggy Nelson (Marvel)

Frank Castle (Marvel)

Peter Hale (Teen Wolf)

Kira Yukimura (Teen Wolf)

Stiles (Teen Wolf)

Isaac Lahey (Teen Wolf)

Allison Argent (Teen Wolf)

Chris Argent (Teen Wolf)

Nick Miller (New Girl)

Alice Cooper (Riverdale)

FP Jones (Riverdale)

Cheryl Blossom (Riverdale)

Chris Miles (Skins)

Cassie Ainsworth (Skins)

Tony Stonem (Skins)

James Cook (Skins)

Freddie Mcclair (Skins)

Katie Fitch (Skins)

Emily Fitch (Skins)

Eggsy Unwin (KIngsman)

Benjamin Engel (Who Am I)

Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts)

Jacob Kowalsky (Fantastic Beasts)

Queenie Goldstein (Fantastic Beasts)

Violet Sanford (Coyote Ugly)

Kevin O'Donnell (Coyote Ugly)

Marty Mcfly (Back to the Future)

Noah Foster (Scream)

Lolita (Lolita)

Tris Prior (Divergent)

Four/ Tobias Eaton (Divergent)

Cinna (The Hunger Games)

Johanna Mason (The Hunger Games)

Josh Levison (Being Human)

Sally Malik (Being Human)

Ally Craig (Remember Me)

Caroline Hawkins (Remember Me)

Tony Dinozzo (Navy CIS)

Ziva David (Navy CIS)

Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

Patrick Jane (The Mentalist)

Wayne Rigsby (The Mentalist)

Teresa Lisbon (The Mentalist)

Richard Castle (Castle)

Kate Beckett (Castle)

Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99)

Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn 99)

…

WE COULD BE HERE ALL YEAR UGHHHH

#stranger things #supernatural #brooklyn 99 #the hunger games #harry potter #castle #the mentalist #the walking dead #fantastic beasts 2 #the nanny #kingsman #criminal minds #navy cis #riverdale #being human #skins #marvel #iron man #avengers #spider-man: homecoming #scream #divergent #remember me #new girl #fandoms