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heartsfourdazai · 3 months

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Can I request a scenario where dazai and fem reader are hanging out together and suddenly some guy that went out with her once on a bad date sees them and assumes they’re together and is really sad about it and asking for another chance. Like lowkey embarrassing. And dazai is a bit jealous because “why didn’t she tell me she’s been going on dates?”

I just want a little funny Chaos with crushing!dazai.

when dazai has a crush on you - dazai x fem reader

synopsis: on which the osamu dazai had a massive crush on you; however he has no idea how to go about it and suddenly has an awkward interaction with your ex, who begs for you to get back with him.

a/n: when life gives you motivation, you use it all in one one-shot and never return!!

"what's your favorite ice cream flavor?" he asked you as the two of you were walking down the streets of yokohama. winter was finally here and snow covered what used to be green grass and the clouds were in the shades of grey and white.

"dazai, it's freezing!"

"ah, but that doesn't mean we can't have a special treat!" he grinned, quirking an eyebrow as he waited for a response out of you.

you rolled your eyes with a smile; "if you just have to know!!" you said dramatically, a hand to your chest, "it's pistachio..."

"you basic-"

"HUSH!" you clamped his mouth with your hand, laughing to yourself as he looked at you with a "GIRL WTF-"

"i don't care if calls me a basic bitch, THERE GOOD!!" he held his arms up in defense, "your words not mine!"

you slapped his arm once more as you both kept walking.

"are you going to pay?"

"didn't i tell you? i lost my wallet in the river, it belongs to the frogs now."

"osamu- that was 2 YEARS AGO!!"

"and those frogs MUST have a mansion by now!"

"oh my go-"

"but you, my sweet y/n, you must have some spare change to by your best friend in the whole wide world to get some ice cream for us??????"

he blinked at you with his fingers interlocked with each other and you sighed, shoving his face away from his own.

"i literally hate you..."

"you looooooove me~"

what he said may have been true; we'll, he hoped?

"have you ever wondered if atsushi purrs?"

you looked up at dazai; raising an eyebrow as you took a bite of your ice cream. "where does your mind go after work hours?" you shook your head as you chuckled; "wait, I'm serious. like if you scratch behind his ear, does he meow?"

as dazai went on and on about god knows what; you saw a familiar boy stand next to the store of the small ice cream shop...he seemed to be with other boys, around your age, and he was just kinda glancing over at you.

where do you recognize him from?

"are you okay?" dazais voice caused you to look at him quickly, "hm?"

dazai grinned, "something on your mind? is it my, witty charms? my gorgeous vocal cords, or perhaps-"

you shake your head chuckling at just how stupid your best friend is, "no- no, sorry. i just zoned out!"

he nods, not wanting to push further and once again started to talk about random things that popped into his mind.

after a bit, you notice the boy was gone however his friends were still there; you even recognized some of those boys as well. why does it look a little bit like-

"jeezus-"

"what was that?"

"i said "shoeless!"

"Y/N!!!!"

the sudden scream of your name from another man's voice besides dazais caused you both to jump.

you looked to your right, as dazai followed your stare...a boy who rushed over to you with blonde locks and baby blue eyes. he seemed to be in some sort of distress as he got on his knees.

"cody, what are you-"

"i'm so sorry i left you, baby, i was a fool to think i could find someone better!"

dazai was beyond confused as he said nothing but just watch. you glared at the boy who was on his knees; "cody, you cheated on me, and suddenly on your knees begging for me back?"

he nods, grabbing your hands as he looked you in the eye; "you were my everything, and i was stupid to believe i never needed you. I've been a mess without, i've let my hair grow up, i haven't shaved in 8 months, and i'm all alone!!"

"uhm..."

both you and your ex boyfriend looked at dazai who cleared his throat.

"y/n, what ...what is going on?"

before you could respond, cody shouts out; "YOU MOVED ON WITH HIM? what does he have that i don't? oh, OH, your into bandages?"

dazai gave him a "bitch what the fuck" look as he continued; "i can be better then anything he can be to you! i bet he doesn't even know what your favorite ice cream flavor is and got you one you didn't like!!"

"cody, i'm not dating anyone!!!" you blushed furiously, pulling your hand away.

both cody and dazai'a cheeks flushed, however dazai couldn't stop looking at you. 'you can date me' he thought to himself, but was knocked out of his trance as you dragged him away by the arm and said one final goodbye to cody, "your pathetic, cody! leaving me for a bastard who cheated on your ass as well because your a sad, cheating man who has nothing to live for besides eat and sleep all day long! at dazai has a job. you know, your right, he'll be a better boyfriend then you anyday!!"

and with that tou left the weeping man alone with his friends awkwardly standing there, giggling at the incounter that has happened.

as you and dazai got further away, you stopped and sighed. "i'm sorry dazai, that was so awkward! i never thought i'd see him again!" you rubbed your face and looked at the floor, but dazai chuckled and made you look at him.

"it's quite alright, y/n, but...when did you two break up? not that it's any of my buisness, but i had no idea you were even dating!?"

"you seem surprise, you believe a women like me can't pull a lover?"

he froze, "oh-n-no! not at all, i just- you know i just- well you never told-"

you rolled your eyes and punched his arm; "dude i'm kidding!!"

he chuckled, a couple minutes later the two of you decided to walk back home, however he offered to walk you home.

as the lights in yokohama lit up, the moon as set and the streets were quiet.

there was a calm silence as you both walked, the sound of dazais clicking heels caused you to always side eye him and smile. he's never walked you home like this before, he was always so talkative and have something to say.

"did you mean what you said, earlier today?"

ah.

there it was.

"you mean.."

"yeah.."

you smiled to yourself, looking at the floor as you stopped in front of your apartment. "of course i did, i'm sure you would try your hardest to be with the person you love, better then cody!!" you smiled, giving him a hug and waving goodbye.

"bye, dazai! see you at work tomorrow, I better not have to call you again so you won't be late!!" you waved, walking into your apartment.

"goodbye, y/n!" he waved, watching as you entered your apartment and your figure left.

"i love you..."

@justcallmesakira @atsquie @atlasnessie @riiwrites @ruanais @silverbladexyz @pinklacydovey @iisowks @haithamvoid-deactivated20240128

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whirlwindimagines · 1 year

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Hey hey! I am an ex-barista (used to work at a local coffee shop) so I am totally a fan of coffee, lattes, all that kind of fun stuff.

From a writers opinion (especially someone who is a fan of Trigun), I want to know what you think each character would get from a cafe. Bonus points if you can create a flavor profile for each of the characters. For example: I have a feeling that Vash would drink something either super sugary or something that would pair well with a donut. (Vanilla, brown sugar latte perhaps?)

Just something fun I thought about!

I’m gonna be honest with you guys I don’t drink caffeine at all lol I’m a Pink Drink girly 🤞😔 coffee would give me a headache so I just don’t drink it but I tried my best even though I have no clue about coffee orders lolol I like doing chaotic headcanons, so this is just some fun general ones, sorry if it's not the best lol Also thank you @hermitagecats lol who actually drinks coffee and helped by giving me some ideas

Vash the Stampede, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Meryl Stryfe & Millions Knives Coffee orders and general headcanons.

Vash:

He’s just trying to get through the day, likes caffeine more than he should lol

Likes sugary drinks as well, and enjoys trying something new! Not super picky, he will get a donut with every drink or some type of snack. 💖

Cries over the latte art, like he feels bad that he has to drink it

Everyone knows him in the coffee shop! He’s so nice and gives such good tips like everyone loves him.

His go-to order: Caramel Frappuccino but he gets extra espresso shots lol and will always get a sweet treat!

Meryl:

Can not stand going with Vash and Wolfwood, like she will gladly just go in by herself just tell her what you want!

Is normal and gets nice simple drinks, but likes to shake it up! Goes for something new each time! Is a fan of her coffee!

On days she’s busy and needs to focus, she’ll get something simple like a black coffee. But if she’s not in the need of a caffeine rush, she’ll get a Latte

Likes to go to different cafes, the different locations help her get her work done and she likes trying the signature drink at each place.

Her got-to order: While she’ll order anything she has a soft spot for a White Chocolate Mocha

Wolfwood:

When he’s with the others he gets a simple black coffee,

Has asked them to fill a venti with just espresso shots they deny this request every time.

Likes refreshers lol will ONLY get them when he’s alone, if you saw Wolfwood ordering a Pink Drink you did NOT

He’s a menace since they won’t give him his damn venti with espressos, he orders a black coffee, and then just as many espressos shots as they are legally allowed to give him and pours it right into his coffee in front of the workers.

His go-to order is: Largest black coffee they can give, with as many espresso shots as he can take lol

Knives:

Gets the same coffee drink every single time, and refuses to try something new! He’s happy with his drink! Does not like getting coffee with Vash just the smell of the overly sugary drink his brother gets gives him a headache.

Will not go inside only goes through a drive-thru!

This is a tea man 🤨 you gonna look at me and tell me I’m wrong? Now while he’ll get the same coffee every time, he does like trying different teas!

He’s a Cappuccino man, but super specific instructions like this drink taste like shit and the worker is just like wtf is this? Vash tried it once and almost died, Knives says nobody understands his superior taste.

His go-to order: it's a cappuccino but it's the worst thing in the world

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gambitxrogue11 · 3 months

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🔞⛔CaliGator smut🔞⛔

(MDI, includes explicit language, name calling, oral, Gator Tillman, Billy Hargrove, One Shot)

"Hey faggot ye want this?" Gator yelling at Billy from across the street, pointing at his crotch...

Billy did not response and just continue to smoke his cigs.. he thinks to himself "another day at stark county" .. it's been a few months since they move here and his life is a living hell due to Neil outing him to the Tillman's in hopes that Roy can purge the "homo" out of him... whatever that means ..

In different situation if somebody calls Billy, a fag he would beat the shit out them without question.. but he can't do that here, this town is own by Sheriff Roy Tillman. He's basically a god here.

Neil had specifically told him to respect these fucking cops so he can get on the good side of Roy, and that includes this dirty fucking lizard of a man standing across the street, Roy's son Gator.

Although if he was being honest to himself, wanting Gator's dick wouldn't be half bad specially in this shitty town .. in fact this asshole is a struggle for him.. his mind thinks that Gator is nothing but trouble .. but every time he sees him walking around town with his dump truck inhaling his vape and hearing his sexy accent, Billy's body is betraying him..

Billy's thought train were soon interrupted after seeing Gator is walking towards him "fuck" Billy whispered under his breath..

"What is it do you want, Tillman?" Billy shouted back at the coming Gator ..

"Nothin' just curious what ye doin' around these parts of town" smuggly Gator says as he stands in front of Billy ..

"None of your business, dick!" as Billy throws his cigarette down and spits near Gator's feet ..

"Chill out bruh, I ain't gon'du nothin' te ye, unless ya fuckin' want me ta." Gator cocky-ly told Billy as he takes a hit of his vape

Billy wanted to shove Gator's vape right down his throat but also wanted to taste that mouth he thought it'll probably taste sweet because of all the different fruit flavored vape he's smoking ..

After scratching the thought of wanting to hungrily kiss Gator, Billy decided he just walk away from this conversation ."If you will excuse me officer, since you got nothing to tell me I will be leaving.. my 20mins smoking break is up.. i have to get back to work" Billy pointing at the auto shop nearby.

Gator grab Billy's hand as he walks out "So that's why yer here, huh.. ta work in that dump" Gator voice suddenly deepen "do me a favor Hargrove, work on my cock instead" smirking as he bit his lower lip while looking down at his crotch..

"Wtf? Can you stop messing with me?" Billy protest as he thought Gator is making fun of the fact that he's gay

Gator walks more closer to Billy and whisper in his ears "Oh i'll make a mess alright, just tell me if ya want it in yer face or in yer ass" Billy felt Gator's warm breath that sends chills through his body and made his cock hard..

"Fuck off, Gator" as Billy tries to fight, the unholy thought forming in his mind..

When suddenly Gator licks the lobe of Billy's ear, this time Billy was struggling and breathing heavily, he gasps as Gator's wet tongue tickles him and made him hard as rock at the same time.

"Just as I thought, a horny faggot, wipe that precum, slut." Gator smirk.

Billy didn't notice his pants had wet spot already due to precum from all the teasing Gator did..

"See ya later, Hargrove" as Gator walks away from Billy..

The afternoon shift he had at work was a blur to Billy, as much as he wants to focus on his job his mind keeps getting back to earlier Gator, teasingly sliding his hands to his crotch, then licking his earlobe, thinking about it still makes Billy moan under his breath and his cock hard.

Billy finished his shift pass dinner time, he went home, had dinner, and went to bed..

Billy, looking up at ceiling of his room still can't get the thought out of his mind Gator is complete asshole but he'd be lying to himself if he didn't admit that fucking lizard is sexy, trying to satisfy his hunger for that dick, Billy took off his pants and begin stroking himself, it didn't take long for Billy to become hard as a rock again..

"Ye want this faggot"

"Just as I thought, a horny faggot"

"Ugh" Billy moans as he keeps hearing Gator's voice in his mind while he continue stroking himself under his blanket, Billy went faster and faster in his strokes "Uggghhh" Billy groans as pleasure keeps building up, he shuts his eyes and imagines, Gator fucking him while telling him, his just a hole for him... "Oh! Ugh!" Billy is near when suddenly he heard his windows open..

"Fuck" Billy removes his blanket just below his head to take a look but it is too dark to see anyone .. "who's there?" Billy asks when a flash of light suddenly hits his eyes.. blinded him for a moment "Jesus, Hargrove, ye really are fuckin' horny"

"Fuck you, Gator did you just really broke in to my room?" Billy already recognize the voice of the person who's in his room..

Gator pulled Billy's blanket completely off, exposing him naked..

"Why the fuck are you here?" Billy continue as he sits up in his bed, cock still hard.

"Ahm here ta make yer dreams come true, Hargrove" Gator answered

"What are you... what the fuck are you talking about?" As Billy stuttered a bit

Gator walks closer to the edge of the bed, sits on it and grab Billy's chin to look at him in the eyes.

"Tell me, Billy who are ya imaginin' while ye jack yerself off?"

Billy notices Gator's eyes darkened and looking hungry

"I-" Billy tries to think of something but Gator pulls him in for a kiss .. Billy answered the kiss with hunger, and lust their tongue's are like two swords fighting, suddenly Gator bit the other boy's lower lip, Billy lets out a moan, "Ughh" he then grab Gator's face to pull him in more into the kiss, but then Gator grabs Billy's hands and pull it off from him as he does the kiss..

Billy let's out another moan eyes filled with lust, needy-ness

"Fuck, Gator! Come on!" There's a wanting on Billy's voice.. wanting to eat and need for Gator mouth

"Ye didn't answer my question fag"

"Tell me who r' ye imaginin' while ya jack yerself off?" Gator said

"Fuck off" Billy defiantly answers

"Answer ta question, Hargrove"

Billy sigh and "I'm thinking about YOU!, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

With a smirk on his face Gator kisses Billy again, this time more aggressive, more hungry, as he breaks again from the kiss and palms Billy's cheeks, Billy's mouth open like '😮'

"Ucckktoo" Gator spits in Billy's mouth as Billy lets out a groan "Ugh"

"What' r ye goin' ta say?" Gator ask

"Thank you, sir" Billy answered

"Good boy" - Gator went back to kissing Billy as he pulls off his shirt, Billy helps him out without breaking their intense smooch.

After Gator pull off his jacket and kevlar vest, Billy, immediately took off Gator's black sweatshirt, then suck on his left nipple while grabbing the hair on his chest, caressing it like petting a cat, Gator moans as Billy rolls his tongue on his nipple, biting it a bit then went back to licking it .. Gator eyes are rolling back at the sensation of Billy's wet tongue tickling his nips, Billy kisses and licks Gator's body going down to his tummy all the way to his navel and then to his crotch .. Gator took off his belt while Billy pulls down his pants, Billy put his face on Gator boxers feeling his harden cock and sniffing it underneath..

"That's all yers, Hargrove" Gator moaned

Billy finally pull off the boxers, as he gasp at the sight of Gator's monster cock, Gator grab his cock and tap it to Billy's face, "Open yer mouth" Gator ask.. Billy did and Gator rest the tip of his cock onto Billy's tongue .. Billy licks the slit teasing it.. but then Gator palms his hair and shove his manhood straight to Billy throat "UCCKK" Billy gagged but then continues to swallow it until he was drooling everywhere making a mess on his face and mouth

"Yer so beautiful like that, Hargrove!" As Gator pull off Billy from his cock he lifts him up and cleans the drool on his face using his tongue..

Gator then push Billy's back on to the bed and spread out his legs .. "ye ready for me baby?"

"Yes, Gator! Fuck me" Billy groan..

Gator spat on his hand and put it on Billy aching hole .. "ughh" Billy moans as Gator puts one finger in his hole, "Ugh, Gator!" As Gator puts two and then three fingers on his hole..

Gator then spat again and this time put it on his cock .. he pointed his cock to Billy's hole while putting Billy's leg up on his shoulder then thrust his cock in! "UUGGGHH FUCCK" Billy let's out a loud moan as Gator continues to go in and out of his hole, each thrust hits Billy on his spot, and each of thrust feels like his hole is getting torn apart! "OHHH SHIT UGHH" Billy cries out as Gator mercilessly fucks Billy, Gator then grab Billy's cock and stroke it as he continues to fuck him.

"UGH! GATOR! FUCK! YES!" tears forming on Billy's eyes as they both reach their climax

"Ya like that? Ye Fag?!" - Gator

"UGHHH" they both moan and cursed on each other Gator can feel his orgasm is reaching high.. andd

"UGGGHHHH FUCK!"

"THAT'S IT! UGGHH" he empties his cock on Billy hole while Billy cums on his belly,

"OHHH FUUCCKK,! GATOR!" Billy moans as loud as he could..

While Gator groans, he falls on to Billy's body.. both pants as they both try to catch their breath..

"I love ya, Hargrove" Gator whispered on Billy's ear

"What do you think our fathers would say if they would know this?" Billy ask

"Who gives a shit, Billy? Bet ya they're fuckin' each other too" Gator chuckles

"You really are a fucking asshole, Gator" - Billy

"Yeah?" - Gator

"Yeah!" - Billy

They both kiss and cuddle until they fall asleep.

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A/N: yay! So this is my first full length smut .. the caligator brainrot got me hard.. didn't proof read it too .. let me know what you guys think and should I do more?

#gator tillman edit #gator tillman smut #gator tillman #harringrove #billy hargrove #joe keery #dacre montgomery #caligator #billy/gator #Billy Hargrove/Gator Tillman

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jils-things · 2 months

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thinkin about how red and steven celebrates their jaide's birthdays aweuoo + valentine's

red would buy a lot of things for her 😭 i saw this in a post somewhere but red would also be competitive in seeing who can gift her the most presents (well its usually just... one gift right) and red just gets so many 😭 he's competitive in spirit you can't take that away from him. i think his gifts consists of her favorite food and shit jaide stares at in shop displays because red took note of the stuff she likes (it would probably be like. pkmn trainer gear that she likes very much. new running shoes? bags? yeah) and she'd be so surprised 🥺

red buys her chocolate for valentine's day ofc. and he dresses up pipino in a widdle bow and holds a rose. waits for jaide to come back to this surprise hehehe he's not the best at romance but he really tries because man his gf deserves nicey things

steven ... ough boy i love reading steven fics and one of them interprets him giving a fuckton of cash (probably putting a ribbon on it too lmao) because hes rich 😭 knowing jaide stone being humble she would be so against this at first but he continues to insist that she deserves to have pretty things for da pretty wifey weee. (i think he would even personally escort her to kalos branded boutiques like ugh this man wtf man 💚) he gets a nice expensive cake. of course he does. it's cheesecake flavored it's my her favorite. mr stone also sends his regards by giving her earrings or something‼️i think ruby woulda tried to give her a makeover because he wants her to be pretty too (ha like father like son HA) in other words everyone in the stone family BUT her isn't cheap and they will spoil her to moon and back

for valentine's i think jaide suggested to ruby that they should learn how to make chocolate together so that steven can come home to a nice greeting since he's probably working 💚 runs a whole sequence of them making the chocolate and messing it up. mumu the swampert being ruby's assistant and trying its best to make sure he doesn't get dirty (because he will COMPLAIN about it) but it all goes well in the end ...

#send post. wipes a tear. i love you february #~ rambling #♥️ memoryshipping #♥️ appleshipping #stone family tag

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playertwotails · 1 year

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Random little scenario/scene thing that popped into my head.

Tails and Sonic are running errands for supplies for Tails new invention in a nearby town and have split up to make the shopping trip faster. Tails gave Sonic a list with details so even if he doesn’t fully understand what it is Tails needs the shop owner should be able to figure it out. When Tails hears some people calling out. Not sure what’s going on he turns around and realizes the two people shouting were calling out to him and ... oh shit it’s two of the worst offenders that used to bully him on West Side Island. And now Tails’ day just went to hell in a hand basket.

Now Tails may have faced down god-like entities without blinking but his mind draws the line at childhood trauma triggers (see also lightning storms for reference). So Tails is immediately nervous and tense cause ‘wtf are they even doing here’ and starts trying to find an out and ‘oh noo!! they are getting closer fly you fool!!’ He doesn't fly off unfortunately cause brain is in overdrive now and spinning a bit too fast to land a solution before they get to him.

Now these two bundles of stupid come up to Tails and like they are well aware of all the stuff he’s accomplished since they last saw him. For a sec they seem like they’re trying to be chummy with Tails with their hellos. But the tone is wrong for it to be anything other than them still talking down to him. And jerks with a superiority complex tend to suffer from the ‘no thoughts head full of too much pride and self importance disease.’ So these two walking mistakes decide to play the game of ‘fuck around and find out’ by immediately then proceed to getting back to their old bullshit of bullying Tails. Verbally at the moment. Just going back to the old insults like “two tailed freak” and asking if he’s still making his freaky little toys. And yes they are aware that Tails has used said “toys” to save the world, but again they are so dumb they make a bag of rocks look like it has a masters degree and have as much self awareness as a speck of dust to how much of a pair of assholes they’re being to the guy who’s helping keep Eggman in check.

And again Tails will stare down a barrel of a gun with no fear multiple days a week when it come to keeping his friend, brother and the world safe. But this all came out of left field and just sucker punched any plan right out him cause trauma. He expects Eggman, robots, maybe a deity or two to come at him any given day, not for his old bullies to be crawling out of the woodwork to harass him. So these two start talking to Tails like they used to for a bit but they get nothing back but a frozen blank stare. They then decide to pick it up a notch and start to reach for Tails fully intending to go back to their old ways. Not so verbally anymore.

But this is where the ‘find out’ half of that earlier phrase comes in cause before they can even touch Tails they get a painful palm of blue quills instead. And Sonic is just there in front of them looking 8 different flavors of pissed off. Now they may not be the ripest berries in the basket but even they know that they’ve now done goofed.

They immediately try and backpedal their way out of this by saying something like “oh we used to be friends with Tails on our old island we were just catching up with him.” But Sonic knows one that’s a straight lie (it’s part of the reason he took Tails with him when leaving West Side) and he knows that look on Tails face too well (to his eternal dismay his little brother even has that expression to begin with) that signals Tails is terrified of the people in front of him.

As much as Sonic wants to make them find out what god looks like (he does not kill people he has to keep repeating that to himself in his head) he’s more worried about Tails and just wants to extract him from the situation. And as luck would have it he just so happens to have run across Amy, Rouge, Tangle and Whisper having a little girls trip while he was shopping(Belle was invited but she had already made plans to help the restoration with some repairs that day).

All four of them are quick to read the mood of the situation and just start to circle Tails old bullies like vultures. They may not know 100% what’s going on but they’ve never seen Tails look that frozen (and not scared really just not mentally there and slightly panicked) nor have they ever seen Sonic that pissed. And that was enough for them to immediately hate these guys on site as Sonic was between them and Tails and the two strangers are who Sonic’s angry graze was seemingly trying to disintegrate. Plus Tails is their friend and he has become everyone's collective younger sibling figure along with Creme and Charmy so ain’t no way they gonna let this slide what ever those two did.

Sonic then just leads Tails away and leaves the girls to their “bonding time” (aka taking out the two trash bullies) and he takes Tails to a quiet spot to calm down. Tails soon does and won’t stop kicking himself for his reaction cause he should be over it he’s faced things way worse than his old bullies.

But Sonic is having none of it and shuts down the self loathing there. He remembers them from when he first met Tails and saved him from them. Tails the shortly tagging along on Sonic’s adventures after the incident (I personally like the idea more that Tails remembers it as him tagging along and following Sonic after he saved him. But what actually happened was Sonic just ... saw Tails, picked him up and was like “this is mine now” and left with him). Sonic later after they met had gotten the full story from Tails about the full extent of their bullying once Tails opened up and trusted him more. (Sonic doesn’t even want Eggman dead but when Tails got done with telling him the full extent of what those two and the whole village did to him Sonic was willing to make exceptions to murder. He then burned the bullies faces into his memory just in case).

They eventually go get some ice creme and meet up with the girls again, all of them are a little winded and Tails looks at them and just

“Amy is that blood on your dress?? And Rouges shoes??? (0_0)”

“whaat no this is just .... ketchup....”

Sonic is just giving them a double thumbs up from behind Tails and a mouthed ‘good job’ at them.

The bullies didn’t die but they will have some scars as a reminder that Tails is now surrounded by people who love him and will not hesitate to defend him unlike when he was little.

Basically give me protective older brother Sonic, the girl squad getting to bond over going a little feral on someone (as a treat they deserve it), and Tails just being surrounded by people that love and care for him now.

idk this was suppose to be short but then I kept adding more. Have fun with this people if you’d like.

#sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #tails the fox #amy rose #rouge the bat #whisper the wolf #tangle the lemur #might make a whole post about how I like to think sonic and tails first meeting went down #those bullies may not have met god that day but they def saw their lives flash before their eyes #when a hammer a heart toed boot some wisps and a striped tail rained down on them #long post

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kayarai · 20 days

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So, yesterday, at the grocery store, we walked by a display selling "Mom Water". The advertisement sign said things like "no sugar! no calories! no bubbles!" I expressed my "wtf is mom water" thoughts, we laughed about it a bit, and then went back to shopping.

We passed it again on the way back to the checkout and I'm just like, I have to know. What is Mom Water? Is it some kind of flavored water? The pastel colored swooshes on the boxes might suggest that.

It was vodka water.

Vodka

Water

Which is, apparently, a thing.

This led to a whole nother round of my mom and I laughing and trying to figure out what exactly 'vodka water' could be (or why vodka water existed). Was it just watered down vodka? Can you imagine something being advertised as "wine water" or "beer water"?

And then there was the fact that it was called "Mom Water" with all the pretty pastel colored packaging. (For those moms who can't get through a day of child raising without a dash of alcoholism.)

I did end up looking up vodka water last night (when I finally remembered that I was going to). Apparently it is just... watered down vodka (not that it was written as 'watered down' but that was my understanding of it) and maybe a dash of something for flavor.

Then there were some of those drop down questions google does that were, like, "Is vodka water healthy?" I clicked on it out of some kind of morbid curiosity. The reply was something along the lines of "Vodka water has no sugars! So it's actually super healthy! :) :) :)" I'm no health expert but I'm reasonably certain that 'has sugar' is not the be all end all indicator of whether something is healthy or not.

So, yeah. Watered down vodka marketed specifically to moms is a thing that exists.

#rai babbles #vodka water #it was right up by the registers with all the impulse buy stuff #not in any kind of alcohol section #like #“did your kids make this shopping trip a nightmare?”#“Have some liquor”

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omg lavender donuts sound AMAZING!!!

They are so freaking good like wtf?? I love lavender flavored anything and that's one of my favorites. There's also a boba tea shop near my house that has lavender and rosewater milk tea and it's absolutely DELICIOUS.

#ask revan #vexic :D

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fishareglorious · 1 year

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manifesting a 10 minute beiguang makeout scene for shits and giggles.

If not then manifesting Cloud Retainer doing literally anything. Homegirl can walk across the screen and never appear again for the rest of the event and I would be satisfied

I need to see ganyu NOW!!!!

Oh hold on imma get sidetracked for a few minutes someone entered my world

wtf is this thing

its anemo flavored like jean

You know I have an terrible track record when it comes to doing story quests and honestly thank Hoyo for quick start. I’m sorry Yelan I won’t be doing spy stuff with you or whatever it is we do at your story quest

Ah yes.... I can remember being so pissed off at the shadow puzzle minigame from last year’s Lantern Rite. Good times.

did I walk into a cutscene or did my game crash lmao

Hell yeah let’s go visit Xiangling I wonder how’s Gouba doing

Scratch that plan then. Peepaw!!!!!!!!

Kicking my feet up giggling twirling a strand of my hair hi po lolo zhongli

Thanks Zhongli you’re a real one

Zhongli if you’re sending me out to get bamboo shoots for you I’m whacking you with a wet fish

God I’m drinking coffee and I am getting cravings for soup rn......

Is it just me or is hoyo making characters more expressive in their dialouges? If they are that’s very neat.

Of course that may just be me not doing any sort of story quest/hangouts. But I can remember that scene from akitsu kimodameshi with Itto, Paimon and the Traveler.

Awwww we’re doing his shopping list do it yourself old man

His ass is procrastinating 😂😭😂😂 Alright enjoy your tea Zhongli see you when I see you

#genshin impact #playing genshin #the exquisite night chimes #lantern rite #ive seen the cutscene leaks give me cloud retainer content or I will riot #traveler #paimon #zhongli

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thegeminisage · 10 months

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im FINALLY playing zelda again and exploring gerudo town a bit...

YOOOO I CAN DRINK A NOBLE PURSUIT...LINK IS FINALLY 21...............

damn i didnt have to get my own ice or anything lol

tbh. i kind of liked it better when u could crossdress. pretty much EVERY npc has to go out of their way to make it weird that link is here? which i guess it is so it should be? but if we're talking about making him androgynous so anyone of any gender can enjoy playing him...this space reminds you constantly that you are a man. idk. is this less transphobic??? i'm not a trans woman so i can't like Speak On It but to me it feels like it's just a different flavor of bad. a better solution might be to let us cross dress if we wanted to but also still have access if we weren't. then there's no Evil Invasion of Women's Spaces By Predator stereotype but also u can be a girl as a treat if you like

but i have problems with this "girls-only" race of people having their entire culture and identity revolve around men anyway. whereas gorons are all boys and they don't think about gender at all. I Wonder Why That Is. nintendo wrote themselves into a problematic corner here and they're not going to get out of it by being cowards!!!

ANYWAY.

holy shit lol apparently gerudo sleep SUPER deeply and it contributes to them all being so tall and muscley <3 that explanation is such bullshit i fucking love it. and then they need less and less sleep as they get older...

man i wish that was me.

weird, it's still all purple and misty in the secret shop

oh my god SAND BOOT GUY IS STILL HERE???? he's hiding over the secret shop lmao

i think i've got redead ptsd. i saw a couple of voltrfruit cacti out in the distance and froze like a prey animal

anyway it's great the town is back on track and i wanna do ALLLL the sidequests here but...i need my low stakes exploration rn. i think i should unlock the last great fairy now that i don't need to worry about avoiding any part of the map

wait first i see zelda. time to shoot my gf :(

so i warped to the skyview tower and pikango is here?? what even is his purpose in this game...

huh. a light dragon's talon can HEAL when attached to a weapon?? wtf...

lol do i beat bokoblins with it and they get better

omg wait you can just pluck spine shards from her back...no arrows needed...this is nuts

eugh i see an ice gleeok from here. no thank you

its so fun that she goes clockwise around the map. time, time, time

you can see so much cool stuff from up here. i'm really glad totk added that you could ride them bc i feel like if i had more patience i could get such a lovely tour of hyrule from on zelda's back specifically, since she makes the whole circuit...like this game is genuinely beautiful and this is such a wonderful way to enjoy that beauty. and spend time with my gf.

i just wish i could like browse my menu or check my map or something WHILE MOVING...in other cases i would be livid if the game kept going while i was "paused" but i hate that fooling around makes the game's clock stop so if you're say waiting ten minutes for the dragojn to glow again you really do just have to wait

also. i never noticed glowing or lackthereof when the dragons were ready again. i may be unobservant lol

SO many shrines spotted from here btw. foolproof shrine finding method

ok, she DEFINITELY looks like she's glowing (her spines anyway) but nothing happens when i shoot her horns...is light dragon horn not a thing??

google says it's a thing.

oh no wait THERE it is. ok. now that i've seen it yeah thats a huge difference

luckily i'm quite close to that last great fairy now. thanks for the ride babygirl :(

briefly tempted by the fountain from one of link's memories below, near satori mountain...ultimately decided not to go bc theres not gonna be anything but a korok seed. just a little totk gripe

dark link armor to night sprint! i miss people getting jumpscared by it though :(

oh wait they ARE getting scared...weh thats so nice

ok, i have to take a break to do stuff :/ i wanna dot he stable quest!!!!! soon..............

#personal #loz blogging #totk lb #totk spoilers

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byler and jancy go to one of those 2in1 coffee shop + ice cream parlors, what drinks are they getting, and what flavors of ice cream are the ordering?

have a wonderful day,

- barista anon 💙💛

@byler-barista-anon

omg those exist??? thats awesome wtf

ANYWAY i feel like nancy would order a strawberry ice cream, jonathan a coffee ice cream

as for byler, will would order a cookie dough and mike cookies and cream? idk i feel mike gives me cookies and cream vibes

#byler

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WTF is a consistent sleep schedule?? I keep waking up around 2-4 AM, chatting some people up, looking at art, reading fanfic and having a cup of tea for a few hours before going back to sleep and still getting up early. Funny thing is. Up until the point I had gotten sick I was doing fine with even less sleep. I'm better now and I'm like sleep??? Who's he??

Anyways I'm making RoseHip Hibiscus Cherry tea. I've been drinking this one sparingly cause it's my favorite and was a gift from my very best friend upon moving out. I haven't seen it at any of the stores I shop at, she got it at a store that carries more tea Flavors.

#Delta just doesn't like sleeping #its boring 90% of the time #If you aren't gonna even give me dreams of Ardyn what the hell is the point of it?#I don't have the patience to lay in a bed unconscious for eight or more hours #I wanna be drawing #or playing FFXV #or reading #or drawing #If it wasn't dark outside you know I'd be out taking the Husky for a walk #but alas #there are daemons #I wish it wasn't dangerous to walk outside at night #I LOVE nighttime #Most gorgeous time of day #along with early dawn #and golden hour around the time of sunset #I go out both those other times #but most I can do at night is sit on my back porch and look at the stars

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Indulge in Excellence: Discover Black Caviar and Funky Charms at WTF Cannabis

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