" If you all are so sick of Miguel and his shit. Just kill the bastard??? It's so damn simple. Don't be little bitches. There is literally so many of you. "
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Stede Bonnet does not do anything half-heartedly, which is why, when Izzy agrees to let Stede help him shave, he carefully sets out all of his best supplies and starts by dampening a rag with hot water like the best of barbers.
" I'm going to put this on your face, alright? " Stede tells Izzy, sat in a chair next to him. " It'll soften your skin and make for an easier shave. I love you. "
@gentlepyrate
His eyes narrow at the tools laid out, and go suspiciously to Stede. But all he he sees is the man's usual enthusiam for doing anything, and doing it right.
So he struts to the chair, sits. Smirks up at Stede, saucy as anything. "Thank you, sir, I'll enjoy it."
But the endearment, that I love you, is too much. His spine stiffens and he sits up, completely straight.
"Don't say that, Stede," he says, voice soft. "Please. Not-- not yet. Okay?"
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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
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here comes the ultimate challenge of finding active naruto blogs.
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"Come fight me bro"
// @spybiote
silence. dead silence. before a DEEP sigh followed by him rubbing his face. not today jesus. not today.
" mayhem. don't you have a hot topic to raid ? "
Grabs her by the shoulders and turns her around and nudges her in that direction.
" go that way , please. and leave me alone. thanks. have fun at hot topic. may you make every mom cringe in horror. and head bang with your fellow people. or whatever. bye. "
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"oh... wow, that's...
"...beautiful?"
"...probably bad...?"
"...yeah, probably"
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