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calamitysong · 1 year
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youngpettyqueen · 4 months
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"Hippocrates would not have approved of lame excuses, Doctor." SPOCK.
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suzufield · 5 months
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COREY PERRY FUCKED BEDARDS MOM?
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ASK EVER. What 😭
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mielmoto · 1 year
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@remunporium​ said:
" Human! You dare intrude upon MY alone time? Such an action sours my perception of the rest of  your kind... " The purple-haired girl floats with arms crossed and lips curled into a disapproving frown. " I will only forgive you... if you compensate with those treats you're holding~. "
Yes, she wants her baked goods. Yes, she is trying to intimidate them out of her grasp. Would she have given them if Sirin wasn't trying to be intimidating? Who knows!
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‘Human!’– what a strong opener, even if it wasn’t totally correct; immediately imposing a sense of superiority, an air of ‘I am not some plebian mortal like the rest of you’ and ‘your very existence inconveniences me.’ Good stuff! Very dramatic. Honey indulges the call with a wide-eyed blink and an equally overwrought gasp! behind splayed fingers.
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❝   Gosh! The good esteem of all mankind hangs in the balance? heavy. ❞ The same hand moves down from her chin to briefly cover her heart, ❝   I guess I’m helpless but to make this sacrifice– please, forgive my wretched transgressions. ❞
And just like that! All weeping wilty-ness disappears, the faeling practically glittering as she properly opens the clear-topped box with said sweets in store and lifted it a touch higher, for Sirin’s consideration.  ❝   —oh, before you do, though: do you have any nut allergies? because, like, half of these bad boys have almond in them. or pistachio. and I’d HATE to poison you mid-amends. ❞
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mothpile · 1 year
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oh my god fucking terrifying i talked for 50 minutes all by myself about my ocs into th discord chat waht the fuck
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hinamie · 24 days
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surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024
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emptyjunior · 8 months
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Enough random notes that have a written story on them as environmental storytelling, explore the space, get crazier with it.
You move into a house and aw cute, it has the kids height on the walls but you notice there's a three foot difference in height between measurements, you check the date, they're a month apart. The final measurement is on the ceiling. It's dated two days ago.
You're part of a recovery team that have finally found a stranded ship, they were found too late and have all passed a long time ago. They all died of starvation. You enter their storeroom, it's filled with food. In the dining hall you find the tables laden with perfectly fine looking breads, cakes, cured meats, jams, candies. Your medic says all the people sitting at the table didn't eat a Thing.
You wake up in an apocalypse. You can't find anyone at all as you wander the streets but you do hear faint music playing from somewhere. You stumble into a supermarket, to see all the aisles still full, except for the shelf that was full of ear plugs, which look to be the only thing that was looted.
Like there's light, sound, props. Having a street where every house is decimated except for One. Landing on a planet known for having No Water and a plant is growing and you don't know where it could have possibly gotten moisture from but you can't find the citizens Anywhere.
I'm sorry, I'm just kinda over the "graffiti on the wall to show the bad guy is around". That's not environmental storytelling that's just normal story. Show me I'm in the villains territory by the rain suddenly cutting out above me as I'm driving, even though it's meant to be raining all night. I park the car and step out, and realise the constellations are Wrong, until I see they're Not constellations, they're the blinking lights of a massive ship-
I Will stop now because everytime I go to write a sentence it devolves into another prompt but I'm just saying we have a Lot of senses, engage them, show me the Environment in environmental storytelling.
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podcast-hemocytoblast · 5 months
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What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.
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ceilidho · 2 months
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do NOT be a cute girl working as a tour guide at a military history museum on the one week when Ghost is forced to take leave and has nothing better to do than stalk around the building and interrogate you about the missile collection while you cheerfully answer all of his questions (because it's your job)
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ghostpunkrock · 2 months
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when you ask him directly he says no but later he'll tell you one anyway.... real fucked up
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mydairpercabeth · 4 months
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if you listen closely, you can hear the faint sound of me screeching
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softp3ach · 6 months
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Weirdos
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wasyago · 9 months
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Don't come looking for me when its my turn
Don't come looking for me at the bottom
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roach-works · 1 year
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something about the discourse on if fanfiction is Good or not has bugged me for years and i think i finally put my finger on why: even if reading and writing fanfiction is bad for women-- because let’s not pretend all these judgements don’t hinge on whether or not women are having fun in the wrong way--it’s a voluntary activity that people enjoy doing, and that should be that.
fanfic degrades your morals-- cool so does football. look at the way football players and football fans behave. when’s the last time supernatural fans set pittsburgh on fire, or tore up a strip club, or assaulted flight attendants? fuck, it would be cool if fanfic was on the level of literally any national sport.
fanfic lures you into sexual activity you might not otherwise have engaged in-- so does dancing and drinking and especially drinking and dancing, activities women are also warned against but have enjoyed anyway for thousands of fucking years.
fanfic is a waste of time when you could be reading or writing Literature-- almost no one does that anyway! like, if this is your beef you’re not allowed to turn on the TV until you finish Wuthering Heights. meanwhile the rest of us are going to do things that are easy and fun, because humans like doing things that are easy and fun.
fanfic is masturbatory-- masturbation is actually healthy and good for you if you care to partake in it. it reduces stress, improves your mood, and acquaints you with your body’s likes and dislikes. isn’t it suspicious that this is something women are also not supposed to be doing?
IN CONCLUSION i don’t care if fanfiction is good for you and neither should you. i don’t care about the latest thinkpiece that argues that fanfiction is intelligent, sophisticated, analytical, healing, creative, revolutionary.
i care that hundreds of thousands of women like it.
because that’s enough.
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toonaviv · 29 days
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jumpscare grip
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dailystressmonster · 2 months
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The dichotomy
They are so couple from the 60s coded. She didn't notice his haircut
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