#(seriously fuck my mother)

[princessg3rard]

MY WIFE !! MY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WIFE !!

#gerard way #my insane wife #i love him so so much #like seriously #she is so gorgeous #and kind #and beautiful #and smart #and hot #oh my god so hot #gee way #gerard motherfucking way #nurse gerard #mcr gerard #my chemical gerard #mother #my beloved #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #my chem gerard #my chem romance #my chemical gee #mcr #mcr rox

[martlet-my-beloved]

ran out of comic ideas so *gestures* take a doodle dump instead

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#oh my god tagging stuff for this au is a nightmare #undertale bluebird #martlet #undertale yellow #martlet undertale yellow #martlet uty #undertale au #frisk dreemurr #toriel dreemurr #chara dreemurr #chara: *points at martlet* excuse me who the fuck is this #i wanna escalate the story a bit further but i feel like the goofy vibes are gonna be ruined for a bit after i finally post that comic :/ #so i wanna like throw out a few more goofy ones before shit gets real for a bit #cause like a lotta jokes i wanna pull can only happen AFTER i set the scene #and unfortunately setting the scene requires a bit of seriousness(TM) #anyways im very much a momlet fan but only if shes extremely confused and very much Not Ready to be a mom #like girl is a what 21 year old who wanted to be a guard so she could slack off HER ASS AINT MOM MATERIAL #but like its really fucking funny so she gets to be a mom. for my entertainment #born to be fun older cousin forced to be a mother 😔

[botls]

i always admired percy as a character but it only happens more and more so as i get older. i was 12 when i read the lightning thief for the first time and i do remember feeling bad for him and as though i would be out of my depth in the situation but overall a twelve year old in that situation didn’t seem too crazy (let’s blame it on desensitization as a result of my reading many ya/middle grade books with similar magical and world-altering premises at the time) but now i’m 20 and my sister is 12 and i’m just like dear god the fate of the world should never be in her hands

#12YO ANNABETH CAN TALK MAD SHIT ALL SHE WANTS BUT PERCY WAS KINDA RESPONSIBLE AND MATURE AS FUCK OKAY #i know i know it’s a book but seriously he did So Much #rob rokicki and co knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they wrote good kid i’ll tell you #percy jackson #mine #and this is both about my fear for my sister we’re she having to travel cross country and fight monsters all while thinking #her mother / only family was dead and also about how much of a shit show it would be because she would have no presence of mind when it came #to making the important decisions

[aphel1on]

#REMEMBERED THE DUMB EDIT I WAS GONNA MAKE. #writing #fanfic #aphelion.txt #text post meme #i guess? #ao3 #i mean this can be about original writing too but #every damn time seriously #i do it without even noticing #i'll be like oh finally i wrote a piece that isnt somehow secretly about my mother #then ill reread it 6 months later and its about my mother again. #LOL that's only one example but also like #i'll go 'im gonna write about this fucked up lil dude<3' #and only realize 10k into his pov that i have cribbed several mental health quirks directly from my own brain #sorry the text on this is fuzzy i use ms paint like some kind of cave person and its text editor is garbage

[shopcat]

omfg people really need to calm the fuck down about people disliking some characters like it's not always a deep seated prejudice or an inability to empathise it's because we are human beings with our own experiences and normal biases and fictional characters are not real and it doesn't matter if you don't like them for pretty much any reason at all and doesn't make you suddenly x just because the character is y it just means you don't like them. obviously other indications of actual prejudice or a repeated pattern mean something else entirely but you can just dislike a character because get this they're a character and not a real person. you can dislike real people too even it's almost like we've got free will. please oh please can we get out of the torture chamber together.

#🐾 #just saw the dumbest post ever i wish you could take away someone's keyboard #saw someone say it was inherently misogynist to not like zuko's damn mom like omfg #she's literally a 2 dimensional nothingburger i'm sorry i don't give a FAUCK 😭 people are so damn annoying #i don't like her cuz of the way she treated azula and OBVIOUSLY!!! because my own mother hates me and abandoned me but loves her other #children. and OBVIOUSLY!!!! this means i seriously don't give a fuck about her and honesrlt wish she (ursa) were dead and You know what.. #it doesn't MATTERRRR SHES NOT REAL. GET A FUCKING GRIP 😭 FICTION IS A REFLECTION OF REALITY #obviously i would and do feel differently about complex family dynamics irl but you know what's not real irl either. FIRE MAGIC #YOU BRAINDEAD IDIOTS SERIOUSLYYY #every actually ridiculously insane motherfuckerrrr who claims all ursa ''haters'' are inherently morally Wrong just make me hate her more #like awww yeah it is so sad. it's so sad to abandon your children and favour one over the other and also enable all of your husbands #actions that's so sad #ngl i don't really care that much but people who act like the wife of the colonist is 100% innocent is crazy #and treating her like some sad trapped victim who also has no free will is like... Well it's not NOT racist #like she was not actually trapped considering she you know left and was always fully capable of doing so #okay this was obv a rant i won't delete it but like tldr harmless biases like this seriously don't hurt anything and don't make ppl who #don't like her Woman haters. esp bc most ppl who don't like who do it bc they Do love azula 😭 but for me personally it's just like sorry #she's a bad mother. and i have no mother anymore. So i'm allowed to hate her. ..

[puppyeared]

for like 3 weeks i was wondering why i was sleeping so much and felt listless. and just now I managed to email 3 people and responded to a month old message in the span of an hour because I got back to TAKING MY FUCKIN MEDS..........

#MOTHER FFFFUCKER #to be fair. my doc said I could stop taking them while im on break since i wouldnt need to be constantly pumped on stimulants #im not sure if it was a side effect but i managed to take like 3 different naps in one day and STILL managed to sleep thru the whole night #at least 2 days into my break. the weird thing is i didnt feel more or less rested afterwards. but mentally i think im in a good place rn #to really put the level of awakeness im at rn i feel weirdly confident i could start one piece. also bc of that sick new opening it BANGS #the song is really good and im in love with the animation style. did some digging and it seems one of the lead animators is masato mori #but i could be wrong. it seems he also did some work on mp100 which could explain a lot lol.. he uses smear frames really well to convey #consistent movement and fluidity!!! someone else might have done color design but it works really really well esp with odas style!! #just love the overall vibe and aesthetic and id really love to study it and incorporate a bit of it into my art.. especially the thick #outlines which i think helps to separate characters and objects on screen. though i have to say the style is definitely more suited to #animation bc of the simpleness and smears. maybe that will help me explore shapes and perspective when i draw... i wanna get better #at drawing poses and angles but i have a hard time wrapping my head around space and using perspective guide lines NGHHHH #i wonder if it has to do with my dogshit ability to judge distance. not depth perception but like. judge how far smth is in metres etc #im also wearing an N95 for the first couple weeks back bc of the wave. absolutely NO BODY is wearing a mask its so fucking over #where im sitting ive heard 5 different people coughing probably not into their elbows!!! and im just. head in my fucking hands #there was a kid sitting a couple seats away in class coughing as he pleases and i wanted to grab him in a chokehold so badly. PLEASEE #ive been annoying my family by asking them to mask up and reminding them to bring masks when they go out and showing them news articles #but at least its working bc we ordered some KN95s and my mom is at least taking me seriously so. please dont be afraid to speak up abt your #health. take care of yourself and others however u can!! wear that mask indoors at your maskless friends house!!! stay home when u can!! #im wearing a surgical mask at home too bc my parents have '''a dry throat cough''' and they are so bad at coughing into their sleeves #also im pretty sure dry throat isnt transmissible bc my brother started coughing too so.. i also tested negative but they havent tested yet #im also not a doctor but i have to keep reminding ppl whenever i can that covid and flu work differently. covid is new and too recent to #have nearly as much research done on it. it seems its also compounding so instead of building immunity it weakens the body and spreads to #to other systems which might explain brain fog and muscle weakness. i remember someone early in the pandemic got infected and it messed up #their smell/taste receptors so bad that they cant eat most foods and that stays in the front of my mind when i think abt covid. christ #yapping

[nicoscheer]

Ending it with Miles 😭🫶🏽🥹 we’re gonna cry so bad.

But also I love this so much cause like obviously the band and the management heard all the hateful ‘fans’ back when they had to cancel Marlay Park because Alex dared to get laryngitis and this; giving them not only one but 3/4 shows with Miles and an access code is so hilarious to me cause like yeah you very fuckin nasty and disgusting but here ya go ya lil shits now what do you say (pretty please) like this makes all those haters look sooo incredibly dumb and childish (like no patience at all obviously they need time to schedule and arrange all the venues and what not, like have some faith in them just lean back and trust) anyways long story short love this move

I’m having a mental breakdown

Miles via email

#22/08/2023 #holy shit I just woke up #Arctic monkeys #also love that picture of Alex #only Alex could feel so bad about having to cancel one show that he gives us 4 shows 🫶🏽🥹 and Miles #uff the car is not gonna be the first tour without Miles as support/opening act #ending a (near exact) year long tour in Miles’ arms for four days befor riding off into the sunset with him 💅 #I would seriously go complete ignoring my bank account but Uni starts literally that week and I can’t miss that first week for my life fuck #Instagram #I can’t wait for their smiles and hugs #all his friends posting bout miles joining AM 🫠😭🥹 #I’m counting on Rosie to be mothering and giving us videos backstage of them two #I died dead #how Alex probably returned from his holiday in Italy and then met up with Miles when he had finished his promo tour and they were #just sitting on the settee drinking and chatting and then Alex asks him if Miles would like to join them for Ireland and on both their faces #a gigantic smiles just blooms and they grin at each other like the stupid lovesick idtios that they are before going in for one of their #trademark hugs and just cuddling and whispering to each other what they’ll do in Ireland together and and 😭😭 #also like this screams we needed to find a opening act in short notice so we obviously Turned to Miles and that’s so sweet it’s like yeah we #know he’ll always have our back just like we have his #Miles kinda feels like the peace offering here 🤣 #also like yes they’ll have endless time after the fourth gig but also before that because the monkeys are done on the 7th in America so they #have an entire week before that first Ireland gig just to practice (new/old songs) and spend time together #okay but hear me out what if: Miles Kane and the death ramps comeback ?!! huh what then

[scorndotexe]

now that i'm home and in moderate pain that isn't helped by the painkillers i get to repeat my favorite joke!

ah yes my favorite kind of painkillers. the ones that don't work.

#i'm so angry at myself. and my mother. #also everyone at the hospital who told me to stop screaming in pain. fuck them too. #fuck them especially. fuck them ESPECIALLY for being like #''haha what a voice she has'' about me SCREAMING AND CRYING BECAUSE OF PAIN #why didn't i just fucking leave beforehand. i even thought about it #my mother tried to tell me that i should have just started an actual discussion with her about the surgery #yes i should have. but have you ever considered taking my emotional pain seriously. even if im crying #every time she asked me i said i wasn't sure. #why did i do it. #and honestly why did i even live long enough for this #i'm so fucking angry at myself.

[kelpiemomma]

"if people can pronounce x and y they can pronounce x"

People can't even pronounce my name and it's one (1) letter off the regular spelling

#Listen. I get the sentimental. #But people just fucking fail at pronouncing things or trying to sometimes. #My mom has a name that is a simple mashup of two names. #I won't say what it is exactly but she was named for her mother's first and middle names #It's super simple. It is 6 letters. The first three letters of my grandma's first name and her middle name. #And she has spent 55 years listening to people butcher a name you could EASILY pronounce by simply looking at it #I've personally heard people add syllables. Add letters that aren't there. Completely mangle her name into a different name. #Sometimes... People just don't fucking know the way a name works. Especially from a different culture. #ALSO the people you're saying 'well if they can pronounce Schwarzenegger they can pronounce x' #They can't! They can't pronounce Schwarzenegger! #They try! But unless you grew up Austrian you're probably going to struggle! #Seriously just look at how people struggle with Icelandic and Gaelic names #I grew up speaking English and I swear to God I can barely speak it!

[mimsytheborogove]

Had a convo with a somewhat friend recently about Everything Everywhere All at Once (EEAO), aka the best movie, and they told me that “anyone can put philosophy over anything if you try hard enough” when we disagreed about the message of the film.

Please!!! No!!! Also spoilers under the cut.

The movie very deliberately referenced Albert Camus’ Myth of Sisyphus in its themes.

Sisyphus is a Greek king who is cursed with rolling a boulder up a hill for all eternity, only for the boulder to roll back down once it nears the top (also the he tried to live forever by trapping Death and getting Persephone to let him out to do his funeral rites…Sisyphus was a bad guy). The point of his punishment is that trying to escape Death is ultimately futile.

Camus takes this conceit and uses it as a metaphor for life as well — life is also, ultimately, futile. We get up everyday to roll the rock up the hill, but it always rolls back down. There’s no divine purpose to the rock rolling except to emphasize how meaningless it all is. Life, similarly, has no purpose (since Camus came after the existentialists).

Why, then, do we bother? Why don’t we all just lay down and die? Camus offers the following: we must imagine Sisyphus happy. If Sisyphus finds happiness in the act of rolling the rock, it ceases to be a punishment. Similarly, we must find happiness in the act of living. Get a Starbucks once in a while and hug a furry animal, you’ll understand. These small moments of joy which we eke out are things which we must choose to continue living for, every single day despite the pain we endure, because for most people it’s worth it.

EEAO has this exact theme. When Evelyn and Joy are beginning a reconciliation of sorts in the parking lot, they talk about the pointlessness of living, where all there is are these little moments of happiness and the rest is meaningless. And Evelyn makes it clear that yes, there’s a lot of pain in life and her relationship with Joy. They fundamentally do not understand one another, in part because of the generational divide and the immigrant/ABC perpetual foreigner division between them. It causes them pain, it hurts, it’s frustrating and annoying because they can’t seem to quite make the other understand. But Evelyn states that she essentially believes that loving Joy and having her as a daughter is WORTH IT ALL. And, when Jobu Toppacky chooses not to enter the all-consuming bagel of nothingness (which is definitely a metaphor for Joy’s suicidal ideation), this is symbolic of her ALSO choosing the sparks of joy over nothingness. We must imagine Sisyphus happy.

THATS WHAT THE MESSAGE IS. Sometimes, choosing those sparks of joy is worth it. Some people might not think it’s worth it — think of Gong Gong and his decision to basically disown his daughter for not obeying him — and they choose nothingness over any scrap of happiness, because the pain is too much. Sometimes, that’s what’s necessary. But the point of life is the pain and the happiness (like how Jobu Toppacky says, she knows the joy and pain of having Evelyn as her mother), and we choose every day to wake up and try again and again for that scrap of happiness.

And it’s not perfect! Obviously! My somewhat friend was caught up in Evelyn fat shaming her daughter (something I felt so close to my heart because whew, growing up Asian). She said that Evelyn still throwing out a “you look fat” comment at the end made it seem like the movie “tripped and fell at the finish line.” THE FATSHAMING IS BAD BUT ITS NOT THE POINT OF THE MOVIE, OBVIOUSLY.

Of course the fatshaming is bad!! Joy treats it like an act of affection (which it basically is — in my family at least, it’s meant in a “I care about your well-being, and I pay attention to you because indifference is tantamount to disdain”) but it’s still not good. It’s very bad, actually, and it highlights the way that Evelyn has grown up in a very different culture than Joy and still, even at the end of the movie, does not completely understand her daughter.

And that’s GREAT! Because in real life, there is no perfect communication. We are casually cruel to people for no reason because we just don’t understand them, or they don’t understand us, or both. You may not realize it, but you’ve probably hurt someone you care about because you’ve said something in a way that was interpreted poorly. Evelyn hasn’t learned to understand her daughter or even accept her daughter completely; she’s learned to keep trying, to keep “tripping at the finish line” and getting up again, because her daughter is WORTH IT to her. And Joy, similarly, is going to keep trying despite the mutual pain, because her mother is WORTH IT to her. How that trying turns out is ambiguous at the end of the movie — maybe Joy, like Gong Gong before her, doesn’t find it worth it in the end and cuts off her mother entirely. But for now, she finds fulfillment in the small moments, enough to choose to continue on. We must imagine Sisyphus happy.

This is NOT a movie about “family is more important than anything, even when your family is sucky.” It’s about the fact that Evelyn and Joy CHOSE EACH OTHER out of their own volition. Because those little moments mattered enough. That’s why Evelyn is so devastated at Gong Gong for abandoning her, asking him how he could let her go. She can’t imagine not enduring this suffering (she legit gets beat up by like five million guys and hops dimensions for fuck’s sake) for her daughter. She loves Joy, and she will keep choosing her. And Joy, ultimately, shows she loves Evelyn and will keep choosing her as well.

Waymond is the perfect foil for Evelyn because he is the embodiment of the “kindness and love just because it makes it all a bit more bearable” sentiment. He’s played off as an idiot, and he kind of is, but his glowing sense of sheer goodness radiates throughout the film. Why not put googly eyes everywhere? It’s hilarious! Why not give cookies to people? Cookies are good! The mundanity of life sucks ASS, and it keeps going and going (not unlike the cycling of the machines in the laundromat), why not have some enjoyment? Life is fucking meaningless but guess what? These cookies are bomb af.

In the world where Evelyn is a celebrity, Waymond appears to have found success elsewhere, whatever that looks like. Evelyn is undoubtably successful since she’s a superstar. And yet, Waymond says that, in another life, he would have also found fulfillment in just running a failing laundromat with her. Evelyn is heartbroken that Waymond doesn’t love her in the way she remembers from her version of Waymond — but why? She’s a superstar! She’s more successful than she ever dreamed! But she had chosen Waymond in the past, and she found that choice fulfilling enough that, faced with its loss, she is devastated. Waymond said that his love for Evelyn would have made the laundromat worth it, and Evelyn seems to agree here. We must imagine Sisyphus happy.

Anyway, that’s why EEAO is great, don’t @ me.

#everything everywhere all at once #deep dive #movie analysis #albert camus #listen I cried so much I needed to lie down after #seriously as someone who is the daughter of an immigrant from China there is so much resonance there #yeah it fucking hurts sometime but there are enough small moments that make it worth it #because if I gave up my mother it might stop us hurting one another through misunderstanding but then the happiness stops too #and again this isn’t some excuse for abusive relationships #this is just a relationship with misunderstandings that hurt #aka most relationships #shoutout to my mom #whom I love but also wish she would stop getting on my case about calling her

[hussyknee]

List of Why The Fuck Didn't I Realise I Was Into Women Sooner #2: Catherine Zeta Jones's sword fight with Antonio Banderas in Mask of Zorro.

That part where her hair was hanging loose and wild and he'd cut the shoulder off her nightdress and she disarmed and advanced on him like an avenging Fury, eyes ablaze and breathing hard— fundamentally altered my brain chemistry. Haven't been the same person since.

#granted i only caught it on tv for the first time years after it was released #i think i was in my later teens #but i remember being struck dumb when CZJ appeared on screen #and then the fight scene #i don't even care that she's fucking Welsh and was essentially playing brownface like the entire rest of the white main cast #(although seriously fuck Banderas's white Spanish ass) #it was 1998 and good mother of fuck that was Elena #i was small and ace and very bi and had a heart boner. a heart-on if you will #i wonder whether i'd hate The Mummy so much if I had watched it before I knew it was racist af #although i think baby Rachel Weiz in the Mummy has a spot on the top ten of this list too #how did she look so completely different and elfish in the first movie. i had no idea it was the same woman in the rest of all her films #you could stick her on a music box. blow her away in the wind like a dandelion #although to be honest i have no excuse whatsoever for loving the Prince of Persia. Gemma Atherton. Jake Gyllenhaal. so hot #idk. maybe because they werent playing plunderers of a colonizer fever dream. the rituals are intricate #knee of huss #catherine zeta jones #mask of zorro #just bisexual things

[meraki-yao]

Question to the adults of the internet from a confused, exhausted, depressed 19-year-old:

At what point do you admit that you're on the wrong path/wrong choice and no amount of hard work is gonna make the situation better and you should just change and start over?

#personal #vent #seriously im so fucking done #my mother berated me for not trying hard enough and not wanting to hang on for another two years #WELL THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT IN HIGH SCHOOL #THREE MORE YEARS AND I'LL BE DONE WITH THIS STEM STUFF THAT I SUCK AT #WELL HERE WE FUCKING ARE #growing up #what the fuck #college #university

[spynorth]

i can tell from three ooc posts whether or not someone has an actual life or if they spend every day eating sour gummy worms in their basement while screaming about how everyone should go touch some grass / how problematic people are.

#writing can be a good indicator too. #but ooc posts definitely. #it's not a cult mates its tumblr fucking rp #i dont care what your mental illnesses are. i dont care about your childhood traumas. i dont care about how you identify. #i dont care about your mother's maiden name or that you majored in easter themed basket weaving. #i just care that you can string 5 sentences together and make it worth my time reading. #this is not a job application this is tumblr rp. #i love you but please stop taking things so seriously

[glueboy-19]

been watching house md a lot and all i have to say is cuddy ❤️

#MOTHER!!! #no seriously she's so #if i was house i would also lose all sense of fucking self respect when she walks in a room #your honour theyre my favourite throuple #is there a name for house x wilson x cuddy if not we should get on that #this is my boyfriend house and this is his boyfriend wilson #i too am in this relationship #house md #lucy is talking to herself

[autistic-katara]

lmao i’m not allowed to leave my house on friday or saturday for fear of a violent attack, wow i fucking love this situation/s

#antisemitism #this is one of the many reasons i hate ppl who support hamas’ attack #bcz sure whatever if ur delusional enough u can convince urself that killing innocent civilians of an oppressive country is a good thing bc #decolonisation or whatever #but they put out a call to attack all jews across the world how the fuck r u gonna sit there nd defend them #i’m some random teenager in scotland who isnt allowed to leave his house bcz my mother’s scared i could be attacked #and i’m not even visibly jewish #fuck all of this #i sincerely hope palestine gets its freedom #but if ur gonna support a group actively calling for the death of all jews and call ppl who disagree with u nazis ur seriously fucked in th #head #honestly rn i’m just glad she didnt say that someone (or multiple ppl) from our family were killed #tw antisemitism #jewish #jumblr

[katierosefun]

Since you're such a fan of chris pine I guess you could say you're...pining for him? ;^) (if you block me for this, I understand)

iva. iva listen to me. iva listen to me. iva look at me dead in the eye i have been pining after him ever since i was thirteen years old and knew, from that very moment, that he would always be my first-ever celebrity love. when i tell you that my family members literally gave him a nickname (pineapple) and when i tell you that when i was 19-21 years old, i didn't talk about chris pine, and my dear mother got so sad, she really said, ":( what happened to pineapple? do you not like him anymore?"

and i, in my very dignified tone, told my mother, "i'll always love chris, umma. but we're just on a break right now. it's okay, though. we have a mutual understanding."

only recently, i started giggling because i told my mother "chris pine is forty two years old now . . ." and, without looking up from the kitchen table from where she was clearing the dishes, she says, "caroline, he's a complete ahjusshi now. that's fine--that might actually be good for you, but he might feel a little hurt if people start asking him if he's your kids' grandfather instead of your kid's father. so just make sure that his feelings don't get too hurt, okay?"

so, iva. yes. yes, you can say i have been pining for him.

#answered #actually. well there's only one chris pine but there IS also only one [name of person i genuinely do like] #so i wouldn't swap them #however. i did have to share these anecdotes because i get giggly about chris pine FOR REAL #and the funniest thing is that my mother does. for real #treat chris pine as though he is genuinely her son-in-law #and for a short while she treated him like he was her favorite ex-boyfriend #seriously. my mom once watched a movie with my dad and chris pine was in it #and she gasped and was like '!!! THAT'S CAROLINE'S BOY!' #and i still. find that so fucking funny