#(not american)

[homunculuslover]

are you British? /gen

Idk your artstyle giving me silly British goober

I dunno about silly British goober. But yes, I am British.~

Usually, most people assume I'm american. XD So its nice for peeps to notice I'm not.

#not american #Am british #Mancunian actually

[thecatspasta]

I can always tell when the Americans have woken up because suddenly my Tumblr feed is blowing up

#garlic breath #idk what to tag this #not american #how is that actually a tag

[riviuus]

multilingual people know how describe the deepest rawest emotions and how to use the most complicated ancient terms in their second/third/etc language but forget the word for cat in their native language and say autistic furball instead

its me i am multilingual people

#multilingual #the struggle is real #polyglot #english is easier #autism #not american

[lentendays]

who is this kissing man and what did he do to deserve queen betty levels of crab rave

#henry kissinger #i can google it but i trust tumblr more #i see sanitized business talk tell me the DEETS #not american #us politics #crab rave #ding dong

[sobcat]

My best try lmao

#not american

[satansforbiddenpleasures]

happy american food coma day! please enjoy the inevitable farts and burps today

#not american #eproctophilia #eprocto #fart kink #gassy #bloated gut #tummy ache #burping #burp kink #eructo

[pingledoofus]

Greetings Nerds

Go ahead, put anything.

Hello nerds, Tumblr is a suspicious stew, a double S, makes me think that I'm old, ya knownamean. This post is 99.37% likely the best post that will ever exist on Tumblr.com on pingledoofus account. Anyway, I believe that Tumblr is causing climate change, because no trees are being planted via this world wide webpage. Other than that, I conclude that this post is now complete, as I have clearly proven accurate statements and also currently are in possession of the greater elevation. =)

#e #climate change #across the spiderverse #rat #hey mutuals #this is not me #it is a friend of mine who refuses to get tumblr #another friend said #vegan #its a vegan friendly post unfortunately #tax evasion #not American

[stars4sole]

want someone to pick me up. Quite literally, sweep me off my feet. But I can't have anything IN THIS GODAMN COUNTRY—-

#not american

[kat-theglitch]

sorry for the stupid question, but said stupid question is about your comic commissions. by '$5/per page', do you mean per page (as in images, with each image containing however many panels/panel-like things) or per panel (squares/rectangles that provide flow and contain text and stuff)? sorry i. really don't know how to word this and describe what i want to describe lol. for example, if a comic is two pages (as in, two images within a post) but has four panels (two panels in each page), would it be $10 or $20?

Hi hi!

Thank you so much for asking. No, it isn't a stupid question and I understand how some people might get confused about it.

$5/page means $5 a page, no matter how many panels

Usually in comic commissions, I get a scene and I decide how many panels in a page so that I can work with the flow of the comic. Due to that, I end up making more pages than what I might have expected to make the flow more natural!

Which is why, it's also important to

Set a budget

And I mean it! You should set a budget, for example $35-$40 (7-8 pages) and I'll see what I can do with the scene. It's only a budget and if the scene is small, I might be able to cut it to $30 or even $25!

However, you cannot expect me to do a whole large-scale scene with only say, $15 or $20 as your budget. I won't have enough room to draw your characters conversing mid-fight and then experiencing betrayal during a battle riddled with backstory

If you wonder why prices are so cheap... Well, I'm not really from the US and I base the pricing on my living conditions and on how much I would charge where I live. I thought it would be fair for you guys too. Those living in the US and outside of the US (like I do).

Also, I'm not a professional. I do these in my spare time away from school lmao

Hope that helps! :D

#art commisions #art commissions open #art comms open #art comms info #my comms #qna #surprise! #not american #yall probably saw that coming #aaaanyways yeah #really hope that helps #you can always reach out and ask! #happy to answer

[covenworm]

#polls #tumblr polls #poll #covenworm #usa #america #not american

[fandom-queen-13]

HEAR ME OUT

EVERYONE IS GOING OH MBS TAKES PLACE IN AMERICA NO IT TAKES PLACE IN ENGLAND

YOU GUYS

HEAR ME OUT

MBS TAKES PLACE IN CANADA

#mysterious benedict society #the mysterious benedict society #canada #not american #or english #canadian

[sarcastic-pun-master]

obviously we're gonna go insane at any of em but which one would you personally love the most

#these are the only presidents i know that are still alive #i think #not American #gay tape

[severalpossiblemusiks]

In honour of “White-Guys-Decided-They-Had-Enough-Oppression-From-The-Other-White-Guys-Thousands-Of-Miles-Away-And-Thought-Oppression-Closer-To-Home-Was-Better-And-Decided-To-Fight-A-War-About-It-And-Call-It-Independence” Day, I have compiled a short list of songs about the “glorious” state of the (barely) United States, aptly dubbed “American’t”. Naturally it consists of protest songs and such.

Enjoy, especially those lucky enough to not be American.

#music #youtube #playlist #independence day #America #not American #I have no actual beef with the US personally #I just don’t get the hype #lots of good things come from the US #but the US itself has got some issues #and I fully support those Americans wanting to fix them and change the system #also feel free to suggest more American’t songs

[autismvampyre]

reader insert fics: you grew up in this american town being american and doing american things with your american twin sister [character] because you are american

me(famously not american): well shit, i guess i am-

#reader insert #not american #im not american #fanfiction #marvel fanfiction #stranger things fanfiction #fanfiction writing #fanfiction tropes #fanfiction writers #bad fanfiction #no shade to writers #im just tired of seeing an awesome fic and then read how im so american and have lived in america forever #it's disheartening #fanfic community #fanfic rant #fanfic issues

[tleeaves]

Find it so interesting how people hate the law because it seems so against them, yet fail to see the ways in which the law works against the systems that attempt to exploit people, and thus works for them. Of course, law is never perfect, and there's a lot of injustices and disadvantages; no doubt about it. But it is just very funny how personal people seem to take it. Some might argue that law should be more personal, should accommodate specifically for every minute circumstance. Others will argue that law is a little like an indiscriminate blade that will cut regardless of whose blood is drawn, that it is black and white, right and wrong. We aim for the middle ground between personal and the law. Perhaps one could argue that the law serves whoever knows how to wield it. Whoever can pay for someone who knows to wield it. Therefore, law itself is actually rather neutral, and it is the hand holding the blade that decides the nature of how it is used. How, then, can you hate the law? Can you, or should you, truly hate something you do not understand? Do you hate the law, or do you hate the ones wielding it?

#I'm actually just procrastinating my work by rambling bullshit #don't mind me #this comes from an australian and british law perspective #not american #because I am not american and know very little about america or its legal system

[totallyandompletely]

#poll #answer #survey #tumblr #american #not american #uhhh is there a way to tag polls so people can find them #i had a discussion with my friends that desolved into a like hypothesis on whether someone would know yo yo ma #this is the result of that but idk how to get enough ppl to answer so i can count it accurately #result #help #help me #uhhhh #statistics #? #i dont wanna tag yoyo ma by himself bc what if only yo yo ma stans see this #like i want some yo yo ma stans to see this #but not enough to skew the results so that it seems like the population is 99% yo yo ma stans #what if i just stand in a shopping mall and ask ppl #quiz #if u answer this poll you find out whether or not u know yo yo ma ty #i dont wanna tag any music hies either in case of too many ppl being musicians #unless the general population is musicians anyway #but i think as a whole theres probably not more than 50% of the population wait #hmmmm maybe i shouldve added different sections for like professional musicians vs musicians but recreationally #no one taught me how to tag polls on tumblr i shouldve looked this uo but its too late i dont wanna retype this stuff #also if anyone finds my blog bc of this plaz do not look into its history this is an old blog i made when i was 13 i do not condone 13yo me #putting her thoughts of specific fandom content on the internet like that who does she think she is picasso? i cant paint #anyway uh #questions