#(in jest)

[delusion-of-negation]

just heard a suspected terrorist has escaped from prison in my country, and he's hot, so if he wants to come stay with me, i do actually need someone to help with housework and packing up things to move, so like, i'm just saying a cute guy wouldn't hurt

#jokes #in jest #look okay #i'm gay #i'm so gay #i'm big gay #especially for terrorists who can escape from prison that's hot af

[warlordofnoodles]

Just wanted you to know that you’re the reason I get weird looks for blasting Desert Pete ❤️❤️❤️

I feel you don't give yerself enough credit for that one.

#ask #no evil betsy lee #no evil #noevil #in jest

[pluvicor]

not this guy again

#i say as i see my own icon #in jest #m.

[drawingsphopho]

most popular human song on planet Arthur

#in jest #but cymbalspiders like anything with a strong enough bass to rattle them around #planet arthur #cymbalspider #cymbalspidercore for real #the quick brown fox #speedcore for kidz #Youtube

[cactuskat]

Listening to The Things They Carried, on the Sweetheart of the Song Tra Bong, and my goodness I think I’m a disaster bi

#I just want a woman who could destory me #or destroy the world for me #...maybe both #in love #in jest #wild women #pleaz #mary anne #the things they carried #somewhat funny #necklace of tounges #sweetheart if the song tra bong #I love her #I lover her passion #passionate

[hyperdrainer]

I do really wish I knew how others perceived me, like whenever I look in the mirror I see the hottest girl that's ever existed, and what if other people don't see me that way? Heartbreaking

#murphy thoughts #in jest

[wraith-of-thiodolf]

I guess you're right-ISH. There's some things you can't really prepare for. All you can do is just learn as you go

learning is for NERDS im hitting the highway of life playing freebird and gonna make the world learn from me

#thanks for the ask #in jest

[delusion-of-negation]

actually, the little mermaid's race hasn't changed at all, you're all simply stupid and ignorant on mermaid racial categorisation. as anyone with a brain could work out, she's a cuttlefish racially, so within mermaid society that's her race, and she can change her skintone as a direct result. jesus. I have to explain everything ig.

#jokes #in jest

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

#this is half in jest #but #I know some people don’t count it as “real until they kiss but THIS is honestly so gay of them #it’s in the subtext it’s in everything THAT ISNT a kiss #it’s so queer #Hua Cheng is ALL IN XL is just too innocent to Grasp It #XL is saying “come round to my tiny shack whenever sleep on my mat with me BEST FRIEND I will be your home” and HC is SUFFERING #the armoury scene is favourite of the entire thing #I was like my brother in Christ HAVE YOU NO SHAME #and knew immediately I would love him forever #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #she’s being unhinged again

[bjornkram]

cant help but notice you're posting when you said you were going to shower , ':|

I'm doing a hair mask get off my dick!!!

#in jest #anon #ask

[kittvyxo]

it’s so relatable

#dieta motylkowa #jestem motylkiem #nie chce jesc #bede idealna #bede piekna #chce byc lekka #chude jest piekne #motylek blog #bonespii #blog motylkowy #ed not ed sheeran #i want to be weightless #low cal restriction #tw ed diet #anorex14 #ana meal #chce byc szczupla #blogi motylkowe #motylki any #lekka jak motyl #tw ana shit

[carnivalwizard]

wizards see a swirling elixir and r like "anyone gonna chug this?" then get sent to the mirror dimension

#i need to. sleepe #jesting #wizardposting #wizard #wizardblr #wizardblogging #elixir #elixir chugging #mirror dimension #relatable #🤪

[karolkazx]

︰₊˚꒰🎀꒱ • Manifestuje wam :

꒰🎀꒱ Wystające kości ꔫ‧₊꒷ : reblog + like

꒰🌸꒱ „Chciała bym być taka chuda jak ty” ꔫ‧₊꒷ : like

꒰🐇꒱ Większa atencja ꔫ‧₊꒷ : komentarz

꒰🥛꒱ Mniejsze ubrania, poprzednie za duże ꔫ‧₊꒷ : reblog

꒰🎀꒱ Wszystko ꔫ‧₊꒷ : reblog + komentarz + like

#bede motylkiem #chude jest piękne #chudej nocy motylki #chce byc lekka jak motylek #motylki any #lekka jak motyl #blogi motylkowe #lekkie motylki #motylki blog #manifesting #chce byc lekki #motyle w brzuchu

[ladybugkisses]

Happy Halloween! !! 🎃

y'know i had to make something related to ♣️ this ♣️ comic

#she's gonna spend the whole night saying “i jest” at every chance she gets :^) #lackadaisy #rocky rickaby #mitzi may #dorian ''zib'' zibowski #selfinsert #selfship #art tag

[sapphothetic]

david foster wallace, susannah irene, anne carson

#this is how i’ve been feeling lately #it’s been soooo long since i made one of these #actually typed it out and made it pretty this time everyone clap #yaz.txt #parallels #web weaving #web weaves #compilation #david foster wallace #susannah irene #anne carson #infinite jest #words #quotes #dark academia #dark acadamia #aesthetic

[delusion-of-negation]

the temptation to say "using safely butchered animal parts as a means of simulating gore in the bedroom wouldn't be bestiality" before putting my phone on vibrate has once again consumed

#jokes #in jest #would you rather i stab a pretty sub #that was also a joke