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weaselle · 3 months

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i am convinced that human evolution and development was centered around the basic up-grade from "i steal your resources" to "i steal your behaviors and concepts"

We got clever enough and we just started copying absolutely everything we observed just because now we could figure out how to copy concepts and things that other animals were doing

see that squirrel hoarding acorns for the winter? we can do that. okay now how do we make these acorns edible, cause they are poisonous to a number of animals and we don't do great with them either. What if you put them in the fire? or just on hot coals? what if you put them in water on hot coals and boil them? Oh if you soak them in cold water for 24 hours and maybe change the water a couple times you can totally eat them? YOINK storing acorns for winter is our idea now.

or, you ever seen a weaver bird do it's thing? if not i'll give you one guess what they do

or how about the tailor bird that uses spider silk to stitch the edges of a big leaf together to make a nest in

or sometimes they'll stitch a bunch of leaves into a little cup for a nest

like i'm not trying to downplay how clever it is to be the first humans to weave or sew, and indeed, being the first person to weave that anyone knew about probably happened many times throughout human existence but my conceit is that most if not all of those times was a human seeing something in nature that was basically weaving and going "i'ma do that, and get real good at it - i'ma take that concept and really make it mine"

like it wouldn't surprise me if humans got dogs because we saw how ravens were treating wolves and went "shit yeah, great idea - YOINK that's my idea now."

most of the things that we think of as special human skill or behavior can actually be found elsewhere throughout nature -- all over there are animals using tools, farming, ranching, building, etc.

my favorite primate behavioralist anecdote is a group of people studying tool use in chimps were spending their days in the bush logging the use of twigs to catch termites, and over the campfire at night they're like "it's so boring i wish they'd do something more impressive than this completely basic tool skill."

and one of them was like "actually... how do we know its not a difficult skill? has anyone tried to use a twig to catch termites and see?" and so the next day, like good little scientists, they went out and recorded their attempts at catching termites with twigs.

And lo and behold out of the whole group and all their attempts that day, only, like, a single termite was caught by a human, mostly by chance. Suddenly the whole situation flipped - they'd been thinking of it as basic unskilled tool use, but actually the chimps knew how to do something that none of them could easily figure out on their own - or even together as a group!

y'all, they had to go back to watching the chimps do it to figure out how. Think about that. University degrees, scientific minds, educated people... and they had to be taught how by the chimps.

It turns out there's a reason that young chimps will spend like a year closely studying how an adult is fishing for termites. You gotta select the right kind of twig or leaf stem, maybe you fray the end like a paint brush depending on particulars, you gotta have just the right poking and little shaking technique to provoke the termites into biting the twig, it's a whole thing. There's even regional/cultural differences in the general approach to termite fishing that are distinct between groups that live in different areas.

Now, wild chimps have been observed using objects as tools to fashion crude spears for hunting (it's the mothers doing it by the way, and slowly some of their kids have been growing up doing it, which will probably result in refinements and developments eventually.

ants do both farming and ranching. For real. Some species of ant grow a fungus they eat AND it's a domesticated fungus, like our corn, it can't actually reproduce and survive in the wild without the ants farming it. They maintain its growing conditions and feed it leaf litter mulch, and the fungus produces some kind of ant food idk i forget the details about that. But that's farming. They are farming a domesticated mushroom, basically. And other species of ant will maintain a herd of aphids; they'll move them from grazing area to grazing area, and protect them from predators, and they "milk" them for a liquid food substance and also every now and then they straight up eat one. That's ranching.

beavers sometimes have muskrat... tenants? pets? The muskrats low key pay rent by changing out the reed bedding they all use, and they live in the beaver's lodge with them and eat some of the food. So. idk

Some Tarantulas keep frogs as pets

anyway my point is, i think the true human skill that sets us apart is our ability deconstruct and reconstruct anything we see into something that is for us. Oh, you eat that? Now WE eat that. You have the perfect teeth to drill little holes in specific tree trunks to let the sap ooze out and eat it because it's high in sugar? We don't have those teeth but we're gonna do that now and if we can't figure out a tool that's as good as your teeth at it, watch out, because we will absolutely just also steal your fuckin teeth.

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l1tw1ck · 2 years

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Heizou and the Dad He'd Like to Fuck

Your neighbor Heizou decides to pay you a visit

FTM!Heizou x Top!Male Reader

Warnings: Non-Con Somnophilia, Oral, Creampie, Age Gap (Reader Age Unspecified), Daddy Kink

Words: 1,323

"Oh, Heizou? What brings you here?" You open the door to your neighbor. He was wearing a very cute outfit, a loose white tank top and brown booty shorts. If you looked at him from the side, you could see a part of his tits. He apparently wasn't the type to wear bras.

"I know you're alone during the day so I wanted to give you some company! I made you something...it's my own special recipe," Heizou smiles and shows you the dish he made. "I call it The Only Truth."

"It looks great, I appreciate that you're thinking of me Heizou. Come in." You step out of the doorway, allowing Heizou to come in. You lead him to the table and go into the kitchen to look for the right utensils to eat it.

"How have you been?" You ask, sitting across from Heizou.

"I've been great! I'm actually the top of my class." Heizou grins smugly.

"Congrats!" You clap. "I can't wait til my kids get to college." You sigh happily.

"Thanks, I wonder what major they'll choose." Heizou smiles at your expression.

"This is amazing, Heizou! You're a great cook!" You praise him. "That's a good skill to have y'know? Especially when you get married, you gotta pull your weight."

"Y- yeah. Thank you.." Heizou blushes.

"I'm not the greatest cook myself, my husband is the one who cooks here. I make up for it with my job though." You laugh. You didn't work everyday but you got paid very well.

Heizou smiles.

The two of you continue talking and end up watching TV on the couch. You got yourself a few cans of beer, it was very early for you to be drinking but you were feeling stressed.

"(Name), is everything okay?" Heizou asks.

"Yeah....no..." You shook your head.

"What's wrong?"

"I don't wanna bother you with it. You're only 19, you don't wanna hear an old man like me vent."

"I do, just tell me." Heizou insists.

"Alright..." You sigh.

"Me and my husband haven't been getting along lately. We're really only together for the kids. I want a divorce but it would hurt our kids. My husband sleeps in the guest room now." You take a big sip of your drink. "I know it's bad to stay together with the kids but the both of us have traits our kids can't live without. He cooks and I work. His job doesn't pay enough to properly support the kids."

"I see.." Heizou hides a smile. "If you were to get a divorce, would you have full custody?"

"I'd want to but they'd have to eat my shitty cooking everyday." You laugh.

"I could cook for them."

"You're a college student, you should focus on that instead. Not somebody else's kids."

"If I lived here though...I live alone so it'd be nice to be around a family."

"Why would you want to?"

"Because I like you." Heizou leans towards you.

You look at him in shock. I mean, sure you had a few passing sinful thoughts about Heizou but you never wanted to indulge in them. The age gap kept you away.

"Heizou-"

"I know we haven't known each other long but I really do like you." Heizou goes in to kiss you, locking your lips together.

And maybe it was because you were feeling upset and had 2 cans of beer, but you found yourself kissing him back.

Heizou moves his hand past your thigh, palming your crotch.

"Mm- Hey-" You put your hand on his wrist.

Heizou frowns. "Why?"

"Kissing is where I draw the line, okay? You're just too young." You move his hand away.

"I'm an adult! I live alone, how am I too young?" Heizou huffs.

"Maybe in a few years but I just can't date a 19 year old. It's not right."

"How? I don't understand...This is perfectly legal!"

"It's not right to me, I'm sorry. I think you should go home." You stand up.

Heizou sighs and reluctantly leaves the house, not without secretly swiping the extra key though.

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*Both of you are whispering i just dont wanna italicize all of it sorry*

Heizou sneaks into your house late at night, knowing you'd be there asleep. He knows all too well how illegal his entire plan is but he doesn't care. It's not like he's going to murder you.

He creeps into your room and quietly makes his way onto your bed. He thanks the Archons for your bad marriage.

He pulls down your pants and underwear, freeing your soft dick. He spits on his hand and jerks you off to full size, he was practically drooling at the sight.

He licks the tip of your dick, taking in the taste and smell of your pre cum, before he sucks you off.

You weren't too heavy of a sleeper so you eventually woke up to Heizou's head bobbing up and down on your dick.

"What the-" Your words are cut off by a low moan forcing its way out of your mouth.

Heizou reluctantly removes his mouth from your dick and looks up at you. "You're awake.."

Yeah, and incredibly horny. You had an erection that needed to be taken care of and you were so damn worked up and tired you decided to use Heizou to do it.

You pulled Heizou up and pinned him down on the bed. You took his shorts off with ease. The dim light that shone from the curtains revealed Heizou's ecstatic expression.

"Yes!" Heizou pulls his shirt off then his underwear. He was dripping wet, he even had slick on the inner part of his thighs.

"You're a whore, you know that?" You line your dick up to his hole.

"I'm a whore!" Heizou nods. "Please fuck this slutty little whore daddy!"

You were glad your kids never called you that.

"Don't you dare complain, got it?" You started to ease yourself into him.

"Mm- yes daddy~" Heizou nods, biting his lip to hold back his moans.

"Fuck- you're tight." You groan, stopping and giving Heizou time to adjust.

"Move, please."

"'S gonna hurt."

"Please daddy." Heizou pouts. "I won't complain at all."

"Fuck. Fine." You grip onto his waist, thrusting into him like there's no tomorrow. Heizou covers his mouth, his small tits moving along with your thrusts. You regretted rejecting him earlier.

"Mmph~!"

You hated that you couldn't hear his moans but there was no way in hell you were going to stop and change locations.

"You're doing so good." You groan. "Just like that, taking me so well."

Heizou bites his hand, holding back a loud moan.

"You're so much fucking better than my husband." You praise Heizou. "He rarely had sex with me. You're so perfect compared to him..."

He bites harder, he's so happy but he has to be quiet.

"I could make you into my wife. You'd like that, wouldn't you?" Your hand trails up to Heizou's chest, your thumb circling his nipple.

Heizou nods his head rapidly.

"I'd fuck you all the damn time." You lean into his ear. "You'd be my little bitch."

"D- da~ daddy~" Heizou manages to speak quietly. "Cu- cu-" He covers his mouth again as he feels his orgasm quickly approaching.

"Slut." That one word is enough to have Heizou's back arching as he has the most intense orgasm he's ever had. He squirts all over the two of you.

"Fuck-" You feel your own orgasm coming after witnessing that. "I'm close."

Heizou wraps his legs around you, making sure you don't go anywhere.

"You want me to- fuck-" You couldn't hold it in anymore, you shoot your load into him.

"Mm~" Heizou removes his hands and grins.

You pull out and flip Heizou over, lifting his ass up and watching as your cum drips down onto your bed. You'll clean the sheets in the morning.

"Daddy?" Heizou looks back at you, confused.

"What? You thought that was it?" You smirk. "I'm gonna pound you til the sun comes up."

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the-fiction-witch · 6 months

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Gentlemen

Media The Artful Dodger

Character Jack Dawkins

Couple Jack X Reader

Rating Little bit of smut

Requested: PLZ do a fic where they have a duel over Y/n! Plz it would be so cute

I stood in the prep room putting things away from the surgery when a familiar stench rolled in,

"Dawkins!" Sneed yelled as he marched in looking like he was utterly to explode

Oh Christ, what does he want now?

"Yes Sneed?" I sighed "I take it you want something?"

"How dare you! I know you have always been an arrogant, upstart with no regard for your betters but not even I believed you would stoop so low Dawkins"

"And how low have I stooped then?" I sighed

"You dare! touch her."

Immediately I knew what he was talking about and my blood both ran cold and boiled

“Pack your things and leave the hospital. Immediately”

“You don't have the power.”

“No? I will be head surgeon in two months and I will make it so you do not work in this hospital let alone this country. And that is gentlemanly and merciful for if it was up to me I'd hang you for this!”

“Hang me? On what grounds?’ I glared

“Purposely breaking my engagement! How dare you even consider what you did. Have you no regard sir for the social order of the day! You utter bastard. Get out. Crawl on back to the sewers with your own kind Dawkins”

I nodded for a moment but I had enough rage inside me from years of his tournament and god knows I wanted to for her too, so I decked him.

Causing his nose to bleed.

He straightened up and I prepared myself for a fight but he slapped my face with his glove

“That how you fight in Mayfair?” I glared

“I challenge you to a duel!”

“A duel?”

“A duel!”

“Fine! We'll settle this your way.”

I began preparing for this stupid duel making sure my sword skills were good and fresh in my mind as it has been a good few years since the navy, Fagin was nattering on but I was busy and not really listening “And then we'll be in the green”

“Good lots to celebrate with when I teach this prick a lesson!”

“If you win they'll hang you and if you lose your dead do you not see the loose, loose of this situation”

“I'm not letting him get away with this any longer”

“Jack! What on earth do you think your doing!” Her voice began as she ran through in her little grey dress and everyone else left

“Y/n I can-”

“No! No! What on earth do you think you're doing! A duel! Are you quite serious?”

“We are going to settle this like gentleman”

“Like gentleman? Jack this is ridiculous it's far too dangerous you have to withdraw before the morning”

“He has treated me like a mangy dog since I arrived I am not pleading on my knees for his mercy. It's alright I will merely scratch the pompous git. Relax I spent ten years in the navy I am a master with a sword” I told her giving her a playful wink

“I know that” she smiled “That doesn't mean I want you using said skills on a silly duel”

“I thought you liked me using my skills?” I smirked grabbing her waist to tug her closer

“Not in this situation.” She warns poking my chest “It's too dangerous”

“Dangerous? We both know that git won't get close enough to do any damage” I smirked playfully pointing the tip of my sword at her and backing her against the surgery table “I'm too skilled.”

“You do think so highly of yourself. Undeservedly so” she says pushing the tip of the sword away from her but I moved closer so she couldn't move away

“Liar” I smirked stabbing the sword into the floorboards so I could put both arms around her kissing her and stroking my hands across her well-boned dress till she pulled back “And you know it”

“Withdrawal jack. please”

“I can't y/n. I'll be fine I promise.”

“please” she whines giving me the eyes

“I can't y/n. I want to do this. I want this dealt with, you should have heard the things he said if I withdraw… my life will be over and he'll steal you away.” I told her “I can't withdraw. But I promise I'll be careful just for you” I told her giving her a little kiss

An I saw her get an evil look in her eye “Withdraw. Please Jack” she pleaded taking my hands and moving them across her dress letting me touch her anywhere I wanted, letting me slide my hands over her hips, her chest, even her breasts while she playfully kissed my neck “for me” she begs

“ummm” I whined already getting hard just from touching her hands left mine settling in my chest letting me feel her up as much as I wanted “y/n-” I groaned as she began to nibble my neck my hands working on their own one grabbing her ass the other playfully stroking her breast “uhh! Convincing? But you know I can't. I let him win your father will sell you off to him and I'll never see you again, and you know what he'll do to you just to spite me”

“Please Jack I just don't want you to get hurt, please withdraw” she cooed

“I can't” I told her “This is as much about your honour as it is mine”

“Jack.” She warns “Either you withdraw. Or else…” she warns her hand slipping down into my trousers and grabbing my half-hard erection “This will never feel the touch of my hand again” she said slowly stroking in her teasing way

“It won't if he marries you, either.”

“Well I'm not allowing that I told you I'm working on Father just give me time," she said

“Uhhhh y/n!” I groaned as her hand kept going so I pulled her into a kiss to keep myself quiet

“You promise me you won't get hurt?”

“I promise.” I gasped

“Fine. But you come back with so much as a scratch” she warns removing her hand I was kinda annoyed I was enjoying that “I will not be getting on my knees for the rest of our lives” she warns

“All alright” I nodded a little annoyed at such an idea “It's fine. I prefer you on your back anyway” I smirked pulling her back into a kiss.

When dawn came it kinda… dawned on me. I actually have to do this. The whole walk there I got even more nervous Fagin telling me he'd miss me didn't exactly help.

When we arrived immediately I noticed something

“Why is a priest judging a duel?”

“Needs must” Fagin shrugged

"Good Morning gentlemen," The priest nodded as sneed and his second approached too "Now we are to be good and gentlemanly" He said "Second check the pistols."

"Pistols? I thought the accused chose the weapons?" I asked having been relying on that and on choosing a sword

"Not these days Dawkins" Sneed smirked as his second checked his pistol

.... Oh shit. I'm gonna die.

Fagin checked mine and all was supposedly well

"Ten passes and then one shot each."

"Perfect I only need one," Sneed smirked

"Nice knowing you Jack" fagin sighed

I held the pistol in hand doing my best not to shake trying to plan and think how I was going to get out of this, standing with my back to sneed remembering what a shot he is. As the steps were counted I sheepishly did them trying desperately to think of a way out of this. But by six. I was empty. No idea. no plans. He is going to shoot me. and I'm gonna die. Tears welling up in my eyes making it almost hard to see, I'll never see y/n again. I'll never tell her I love her again. I'll be dead and she'll never forgive me for going against her. Sneed will marry her, bed her, give her a life and children all the things I wanted to do with her, He'll do it all just to spite me and walk on my grave. Hell he's such a git he'd bury me under their bed just to spite me some more.

"Nine. Te-" He began and I quickly turned pointing my pistol, as did he but

"Gentleman!" A voice shouted everyone looked and I could have had a heart attack

Y/n stood in her lilac dress shotgun in hand, holster on her thigh with her pistol

"Drop the pistols. Now." She demanded

God damn it I love that girl!

"How dare you!" Sneed began

"Drop them! Or I shoot both of you." She said "And you both know I will."

I happily dropped the pistol

"I demanded honour and retribution! I am going to see your father this-" he began but she shot him in the leg "ahhhh!"

"Are you okay? He didn't hurt you did he?" She asked running over and cuddling me but I pulled her into a kiss

"I love you so much."

"Aww I love you too Jack" She smiled

"I am sorry, for not listening to you."

"It's alright, but I have good news"

"Oh? other than you just saving my life?"

"Father has agreed." She smiled

"H-He has! How'd you do that?"

"I simply told him, he allows me to marry the doctor I want or I'll shoot sneeds cock off." she smiled "and father very much wants grandchildren"

"Perfect" I smiled pulling her into another sweet kiss

"God damn it will you help me!" Sneed yelled in pain

"Should we?" I asked

"Give him a while longer" she cooed pulling me back to kiss her

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the12thnightproject · 1 year

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Hi! Can I have a request please in which MC decides to have le Warlords try the "Period Cramp Simulator"? Just imagine them boasting that they'll be fine, only for them to kneel over in pain. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Again, Anon, I am sorry for taking so long. Hopefully my schedule should clear up soon…? But here is your request!

Oh, this is a fun request. But it involved some serious thinks… these warlords are pretty stoic. In my memory they’ve been shot (arrows and bullets) beaten up, fallen (or jumped) off cliffs, stabbed in battle, stabbed daily by Kenshin and defied a terminal illness without complaint….

So, really, are they going to be defeated by a period simulator? Are they? Let's see....

Upon hearing of such a device there is a great argument over who would be able to last the longest. And so a contest is proposed….

Contest Rules:

One: Mai is not allowed to watch as all agree that none of them will admit to pain in her presence. (She hides in the ceiling and watches anyway).

Two: Yelling, yelping, screaming are grounds for elimation.

Three: Sasuke runs the experiment and controls the simulator. He is the judge as to whether or not a warlord has been eliminated. Why Sasuke? First, because they all trust him enough to run the device equally and not cheating for your lord, Hideyoshi and Kanetsugu. Second, because he is a sensitive new age guy and freely admits that period cramps hurt (he secretly tested the stimulator on himself when he was alone and tapped out at level eight).

Let the games begin! Sasuke places the simulator patches on everyone, and from a master switch, turns the device on so that everyone hits level one simultaneously.

Level One:

All warlords are fine. Ranmaru earns the wrath of the room by noting that it “kind of tickles.”

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Two:

Such serious faces. Everyone is concentrating.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Three:

There are a few deep breaths happening now, but nothing that could be defined as yelling, yelping, or screaming.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Four:

Sasuke walks around the room for a long, slow time, looking at everyone’s faces, until Kenshin tells him to get on with things and start making it hurt. When is the pain going to start? Kanetsugu chimes in, telling Sasuke to move things along, so that Kenshin can have his pain. There are quiet whispers of, ‘yes, hurry, let’s move it along,” and a lot of internal, “let’s get this over with now, kthxbye” thoughts.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Five:

Kicho accuses Nobunaga of wincing. Motonari is quick to agree that Nobunaga winced. Hideyoshi defends Nobunaga, says that he would never wince, it was just a natural blink. After a short discussion, it is decided that Nobunaga did not wince, and further accusations of wincing, or yelling, or thereof will be cause for forfeit.

Nobunaga silently admits to himself that he quite possibly winced, but now that he knows what to expect, he is prepared for the next wave of … oh shit.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Six:

Ranmaru, Keiji and Yoshimoto incur a forfeit by accusing each other of wincing. They escape the room. The fourteen remaining warlords quickly look around, but no other accusations are made.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Seven:

There is a lot of visible sweat, careful breathing, and gritted teeth happening. Internally, there is a lot of very creative swearing, using words in combination rarely spoken out loud.

Kennyo puts himself into a meditative state. Masamune wonders if that would be considered cheating, but Kennyo points out that he’s not preventing anyone else from meditating, he’s just using the skills he has. No one is willing to discuss the matter further, and Shingen notes that Kennyo is correct, and can they please keep going.

Privately, Shingen vows to give every one of his female spies three days off a month, and a pay raise.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Eight:

Sasuke looks at every face and pauses at Ieyasu’s for a long time. Ieyasu says that while he is not bothered by the cramp simulator, Sasuke is making him very uncomfortable. Sasuke replies that he’s impressed by Ieyasu’s stoicism and by the way when this is over, can he have Ieyasu’s autograph. Ieyasu rips the simulator off and stomps out, deciding that while he can endure the pain, he can’t deal with Sasuke.

Ieyasu goes home and hugs his emotional support sourdough starter for the rest of the day.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Nine:

Kanetsugu looks over at Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi…. “Are you two holding hands?!” Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi look down at their joined hands and instantly let go of each other. “No!” they both yelp.

Some time is lost while it is debated whether or not that counts as period simulator yelping, and after everyone votes (voting signified by slow careful hand raises), they are both allowed to continue in the competition.

Yukimura curls himself into a silent, fetal ball – but he does not yelp or yell, so Sasuke is inclined to let him continue.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Ten:

The warlords sit in silent agony.

Time ticks onward.

Slowly.

No one taps out.

Everyone stares at each other’s faces.

“Perhaps we can consider this a tie,” Shingen suggests.

There is immediate universal assent from the rest of the room, and Sasuke agrees. “Take off your simulators.”

Twelve warlords quickly – but nonchalantly – remove their devices. Then Masamune notices… “Mitsunari, lad, you can take the device off now.” Hideyoshi rushes over to his vassal, worried that perhaps the young man has passed out.

Mitsunari looks up from the book he has been reading. “I’m sorry, did you say something? He gazes around the room. “Oh, are we starting the contest now? Go ahead, Master Sasuke, I’m ready.”

Mitsunari declared the winner.

There will be a celebratory banquet for him…. next week… when everyone else has recovered.

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moyokeansimblr · 6 months

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Get to know you: Sims Style

Well I was patiently waiting to be tagged but it's not happened yet and @isimchi "tagged" anyone who hasn't so that means me 😁

What’s your favorite Sims death?

I mean, I have to say drowning. I have many a memory of my childhood best friend and I batch creating like 100 sims with the sole purpose to drown and make haunted lots... Surely we all did that though, right?

Alpha CC or Maxis Match?

These days I'm maxis match, and in particular my cc is 90-95% 4t2 stuff. Sometimes I miss non-clay hairs but not enough that I'd wanna switch back. I'm actually extremely happy with my game aesthetic at the moment. I see the appeal of alpha and I am alpha in sims 3 but I don't think I could go back to it in sims 2 anymore.

Do you cheat your sims weight?

Not directly... occasionally I've dragged needs up so a sim will exercise longer when they want/need a body skill because when it's not fall the body skill takes FOREVER to gain. So then they'll end up exercising so long that they get fit where they might not otherwise have. That's as close as I'd get to cheating their weight though.

Do you move objects?

I mean, yes. I both move objects and moveobjects. 😉 (although I've had the cheat alias "mon/mof" (yes, one f) for ages I don't even remember the proper way to type the cheat.

Favorite Mod?

Hmm that's tough. Some staples I couldn't live without are sim blender, ACR, monique's hacked computers, all the no regen mods, the auto saver, gussy up, and for some reason smonaff's period mod is the mod I've had in my game longer than anything else I have now. Been using that since the 2000s. Is it necessary? Probably not. Is it annoying? Yes but periods are annoying irl too. Would I miss it if I didn't have it in my game? Greatly.

First Expansion/Game Pack/Stuff Pack?

My parents bought the sims 1 on release when I was 3, and then at some point shortly thereafter I ended up entirely hijacking my mom's computer. But while they did buy every pack on release as well, the earliest pack that I still have solid memories of playing is Vacation. Is that all it was called? I think non-US versions had a cooler name like On Holiday or something.

Do you pronounce live mode like aLIVE or LIVing?

Ya know... I've never really thought about it until now but both. Sometimes I say LIVE and sometimes LIV. I don't know what goes on in my brain to decide which one I'm gonna say at any given point but I know for fact I say both.

Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made?

I've had many favorite sims over the years, most long lost into the void. But one sim I think about a lot is one of my old ts3 sims Levi Engle. He was one of my first truly evil sims and really one of my last proper edgy sims as well and I've not had anyone quite like him since. This was like 2016 I think? I'm still waiting to have a sim like him again, in either 3 or 2. "Made" is not quite accurate, he was born. But he's one of my own, not a premade.

Have you made a simself?

Oh have I.

Which is your favorite EA hair color?

Red. Specifically since I prefer 4t2 clay hairs in EA's colors these days the red that's swatch 9. This one.

Favorite EA hair?

Hmmm... In ts2

And in ts3

Favorite life stage?

Young Adult, in all versions of the game. University is my favorite EP across the board.

Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay?

Gameplay. Every so often I feel build-y, and I have made entire custom worlds in ts3 and hoods in ts2 where I've build everything myself but mostly I prefer to just use other people's or the game's builds and just enjoy playing.

Are you a CC creator?

I sometimes feel kind of weird using the word "creator" since all I do is convert stuff but yes. I share cc.

Do you have any Simblr friends or a Sim Squad?

I don't know? I have some mutuals that I go like 😁 whenever I see in my notifs or messages from. But I don't really exactly talk to anybody.

Do you have any sims merch?

I've got a blanket with plumbbobs on it and my brother's girlfriend got me a sheet of ts4 stickers I've not used yet. Otherwise, do all the old discs and prima guides count? My discs are the most important things I own.

Do you have a YouTube for sims?

Not really. I have a youtube channel that's a hodgepodge for both my eurovision ranking videos and the occasional sims thing. But I'm not a sims youtuber at all.

How has your “Sims style” changed throughout your years of playing?

Oh boy, it has a lot. When I was a kid I destroyed pleasantview with fairy and mermaid cc from "UserDeb" on the Exchange and SapphireSims2 I think it was called? Mad emo cc and like households where it'd be two families living together so the teen girl and teen boy could secretly meet together in the dead of night in the bathroom. Back then lots of one-off totally unrelated families in an otherwise empty custom hood that I'd play for the duration of a random idea I had then drop. Then in the 2010s I had a long stint of this like making 8 YA girls and 8 YA boys and pairing them up and then graduate and marry and kid and then create 8 more YAs in CAS and repeat and that got like 15 generations once. I did that kind of not really playing but more just like breeding for years. Whereas whenever I'd stop playing 2 and play 3 instead I would "properly play" and have long ass legacies. I never touched the premade sims until I tried to play Pleasantview in 2020. I did have a few failed megahoods then. Now I am wants-based and I prefer to have as little control as possible over my sims. I could say a lot more here but I'm tired.

Who’s your favorite CC creator?

Talk about a hard question! For times sake I'm going to say @deedee-sims because when I deleted my 48+ GB folder of alpha CC to start anew maxis match-y the first new CC I had was everything of DeeDee's.

What expansion/gamepack is your favorite?

ts2 University. I just love it.

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I don't know who has and hasn't done this since I feel like I'm late as I never got the tag. But since I really wanted to do it, I'm sure someone else who hasn't been tagged wants to too. So if you've not done it, go for it!!

#moyokean #tag game #this post took me forever it's my bed time #so my brain can't think of tags

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wings-of-ink · 19 days

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Hi! (this got a bit long, sorry for that,,)

I just finished reading the update and wanted to let you know I absolutely loved it! It was such a pleasant read, even if it wasn't packed with drama and action to the brim—I feel like a palate cleanser like this was appropriate after such an eventful start to the story.

I loved all the interactions between the characters, the dynamic between Oswin and Nathanael is especially fun. Actually, Nathanael by himself is fun. The oats sowing euphemism made me laugh more than it should have because, yes, I'm childish like that. What a dork; I love him. (I'm imagining now a scene in an alternate universe where MC stumbles up to Oswin dazed out of their mind after they shared a pipe with Nathanael, which is immediately followed by Oswin grabbing the merchant and shaking him until he spills out what it is he smokes—because we all know it ain't just plain ol' tobacco—and how could he let MC of all the three other people gathered take a drag, all while MC and Zahn sit by the fire, watching a looney tunes cartoon unfold before them.)

Oh, and Zahn! Oh man. Can I just say if they asked, I would give them anything? (the world, the universe, the stars; you name it.) Actually, no, scratch that—they don't even have to ask; I would just bring them all the yummy food and warm blankets and pamper them until they accept they are worth it, because they! are! not! a bad! person! Also, I don't know why, but before they were introduced, I had this image of them being a character that would only appear here and there (you know, like every story has a character that just doesn't get enough screen time), but knowing they'll be tagging along for a while longer makes me really happy! Right now it feels like a circus lol we have a horse (maybe also a mule), an elk, a cat and a golden retriever✨.

I also found it particularly interesting how you implemented the hobbies! To be honest, I haven't read the flavor text for all of them yet, but I picked sewing as soon as I saw it as an option (no reason, I just liked the idea). My MC chose to be a healer, so learning that they were the most trusted with stitching up wounds was a really nice touch. (Not to mention they can—and will—make/mend clothing for Zahn in secret and then surprise them while they least expect it… >:P) Once their journey is over and the MC comes back to Stonebrook, they're going to wait for Nathanael to pass by with his cart and give Shadow a little kitty sweater💖.

This is already too long, sorryy; I just get very excited when I find a story that pulls me in and refuses to let go. Seriously, I keep thinking about it way too much lol. I'm usually a simple lurker and nothing but, however, I do believe there's never enough praise and encouragement! You've done amazing so far, and I know it's only going to get better. (Can't wait to meet the rest of the cast; I keep daydreaming about Rune.. it's getting serious)

Thank you for your hard work, and I hope you have a nice and cozy rest of the weekend! <33

No worries, Anon, sometimes you just have a lot to say! ^_^

I am so glad you enjoyed the chapter! I am hoping to update it soon. I'm adding a few extra optional moments to spend with all three of your camping companions. Fingers crossed for more shenanigans.

Nathanael cracks me up too. I find fun in writing for all of them, but I feel like he gives me more liberties. I wrote the oats line and made myself crack up, but thought most wouldn't find it quite as funny so I'm glad you did! Also, your imagination is pretty much spot on with that scenario!

The hobby section was fun, but also a little bit of a slog for me to write since it was huge, so you won't find a ton of differences. The exception is the singing hobby. I really want to incorporate original music in some way, but I have zero - absolute zero - skills in it, including writing lyrics. I went a little extra, and I found a small artist to help me out, though the type of song I asked for was like waaay out of their normal wheelhouse, lol. I think they did a wonderful job. They are listed in the credits too.

I can't wait to give you a chance to spoil Zahn a bit! They need it and will adore you for it! Well, they will adore you pretty well regardless, lol. Shadow does not like clothing, but he's also getting attached to MC - best bed he's tried probably ever - so he'll make an exception to wear the little sweater.

I am so glad that you are living a bit in my little world. I can't wait for you to experience more! Thank you so much for the wonderful message, it lit up my day! As someone who usually just lurks as well, your reaching out warms my heart. ^_^

#god cursed if #asks #twine if #if wip #twine wip #if game #interactive novel

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thestupidhelmet · 4 months

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Oooh can I get 23 & 24 for Q and Z? 🤍

Queer (LGBTQ+) AU Headcanon: Eric/Buddy, Fez/Buddy

Eric/Buddy: They enjoy going to car shows together. Eric sighs at all the cars he thinks he'll never be rich enough to own. Buddy rubs his back and says, "I am. Pick out your favorite. I'll get it for you on our eleventh anniversary."

Eric: That's nine years from now, but ... I can wait.

Buddy: Who said I was going by years?

Eric [curious and flirtatious]: What are you going by?

Buddy: The eleven-minute anniversary after you choose the car you want.

Turned on and feeling loved, Eric kisses Buddy. Fortunately, no one sees them (it is the 1970s in Wisconsin after all; they've got to keep themselves safe).

Buddy [teasing]: I hope you love me for more than my money.

Eric: Actually, I'd rather be able to pay for the car myself. I'd also prefer to be the one who can buy you expensive things. So, if anything, I love you in spite of your money.

Buddy [caressing the back of Eric's hair]: We've got to work on your ideas about traditional gender roles.

Eric: But we're both men.

Buddy: And ... ?

Eric [partially understanding]: We're both men! So we can both be the bread-winners, bring home the bacon -- and why are there so many food metaphors for making money?

Buddy: Eric, if you weren't so cute, I'd be pissed. But even if you were dating a girl, she should be able to "bring home the baon," and I don't mean food.

Eric: Right. You're right. ... Say, can we swing by the Piggly Wiggly before going home? I've got a hankering for bacon now.

Buddy: Sure, and you can pay for it.

Eric: And you can cook it because I burn anything that touches a pan.

Buddy: Your mom's a great cook. Didn't she teach you any skills?

Eric: Oh, she tried. And my dad tried to teach me how to aim a flashlight, and you know how that went.

Buddy laughs and slings his arm around Eric's shoulders. "Let's go find your dream car."

Eric stops him and says, "Wait, wait. I already have my dream guy. The car can wait a few more years."

Buddy, touched, returns Eric's earlier kiss. They enjoy the rest of the car show then have an early dinner where bacon is the main course.

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Fez/Buddy: Fez doesn't withhold his affection for Buddy in school, but he does express it surreptitiously (because 1970s Wisconsin). When leaving notes in Buddy's locker, he copies Jackie's penchant for dotting her I's with a heart so that if people spot Buddy reading these notes, they'll think a girl wrote it.

📝: I'm potentially going to write a Fez/Buddy fic, and I don't want to spoil what I've already planned. That's why my answer for them is short in comparison to that for Eric/Buddy.

Zennie (Jackie/Hyde) Interaction: Eric/Buddy, Fez/Buddy

Eric/Buddy: They go on a double-date with Jackie and Hyde at the bowling alley and have a friendly competition. The scores are close. All four of them are good bowlers, and Jackie and Buddy both have custom-made bowling balls.

Out of respect for the fact Eric and Buddy would put themselves in danger were they to make out during Jackie and Hyde's turns (or at any point during their date in the bowling alley), Jackie and Hyde stick to subtler PDA.

Eric and Buddy, though, have come up with a secret code for what they feel. High fives, low fives, a shoulder pat, a back pat. These all mean different, significant feelings.

Jackie, having gotten close to Buddy and generally having empathy, is angry on his and Eric's behalf that their love can't be expressed out in the open. She and Hyde, who supports Eric a hundred percent, join a movement for equal rights for and ending discrimination against gay people.

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Fez/Buddy: Jackie invites Fez and Buddy to spend a weekend at her family's ski cabin with her and Hyde. Word gets out to the rest of their friends (Fez was too excited about it to stay quiet), and Eric and Kelso want to spend the weekend there, too.

"It's just for couples," Jackie says.

"I'm dating Donna," Eric says.

Jackie narrows her eyes. "For now."

Eric: What's that supposed to mean?

Hyde: It means, Forman, she doesn't know if you two are gonna stick it out.

Kelso laughs at the unintended innuendo, but Donna is annoyed and says, "We're engaged, so you both can shut it."

After the initial shock -- Eric's included ("That was supposed to be a secret!") -- of Donna's announcement, Jackie says, "Fine. Then the trip is only for couples who aren't engaged."

Kelso: That's not fair! Fez and Buddy'll never get engaged, so they'll always be invited to the ski cabin.

Fez: Kelso, that is not the problem you think it is.

Hyde: Yeah, man. They could get engaged, but no one can marry 'em. Not legally. 'Course, I'm never gettin' married, so they could take my spot if that was freakin' possible.

Jackie: Steven, your ideas about marriage will change. And so will the country's. If two consenting adults love each other, them getting married hurts no one. It'll actually help society! Imagine how much more revenue the wedding industry will generate. It's economics.

Fez: And the rate of divorce among heterosexual couples keeps increasing, so heterosexuality does not automatically equal a happy marriage.

Hyde: Exactly. Which is why I'm not gettin' married.

Jackie: Today.

Hyde: Ever.

Fez: I would like to marry Buddy someday. We've been together almost five years, and we're the only couple among us who hasn't had a break-up.

Hyde: Me and Jackie haven't broken up.

Jackie: Today.

Hyde: What's that supposed to mean?

Fez, Eric, Donna, Kelso: You know what it means.

Jackie: Never getting married?

Hyde doesn't know what to say.

At the ski cabin that weekend, Buddy and Fez give Hyde a talking-to. Hyde thanks them but says he and Jackie'll be fine.

Buddy [holding Fez's hand on the main room sofa]: If you don't care about losing her, you will be fine. I, however, would be devastated to lose Fez. I think he feels the same way about me --

Fez: I do.

Buddy: Which is why we're so careful. One or both of us could get killed simply for loving each other. What's the worst thing if you marry Jackie in the future, that you're happy?

Hyde [after a moment, mumbling]: That we get divorced.

Buddy and Fez: What?

Hyde: Nothin'. ... Nothin' compared to what you two have to deal with. If either of you tell Jackie I'm not against marrying her someday --

Fez [scared]: You'll out us at school?

Hyde [shocked Fez would think that]: Hell no! I just want to tell her myself is all. And, uh ... you guys should invite us to your next activism meeting. Think you'll get two new members.

Hyde leaves Buddy and Fez so they can go skiing together -- and so he can have an important discussion with Jackie.

Jukebox Ask Game

#that 70s show #that '70s show #eric x buddy #fez x buddy #jackie x hyde #ask game #jukebox ask game #ficlet

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transandersrights · 1 year

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happy friday! :3 for dadwc, some song lyrics! maybe they'll spark an idea for you. "You settle down, where you runnin' to? / What else can you prove? / How many, many more until you lose?" from Carbon Leaf's Desperation Song

(I take prompts! See info here)

Ty for the prompt!! 1k of post-DA2 Anders & Fenris for @dadrunkwriting, based on this song (which is a BANGER, Carbon Leaf is so good). Rated T, content warnings for: references to slavery and injury.

“You’re here again.” And oh, for fuck’s sake. Anders knew that voice, and how had this happened again?

Anders gave himself a second to collect himself, another to suppress the sigh, and a third to thread the needle for today’s third patient who’d refused magical treatment. Then, without looking up from his work, he replied. “You’re here again too, Fenris.”

Fenris’ chuckle was as dark as usual. “I suppose I am,” he said. “Yet one of us has half a continent out for our arrest, and the other does not. I thought Varric was moving you to somewhere safe again?”

“I did move again,” Anders answered. He didn’t shrug — his hands needed to be steady — but he was sure Fenris could hear the gesture in his voice. “Varric knows better than to ask me to stay idle.”

“He moved you under the supervision of someone he could bribe again,” Fenris surmised. And sure, that was fair. True, probably, but the healing set of hands helped — that was why they kept meeting, after all.

“What kind of injury did you get fighting someone outrageous this time?” Anders asked. Last time they met, Fenris had taken off his armour miles out of the town, removed his shirt, and stemmed the flow of the bleeding with that. He’d stumbled into Anders’ infirmary shaky, probably only alive because of the force of his will.

Fenris hadn’t moved to sit down yet, though, so it probably wasn’t so bad this time. Hopefully.

“It’s not me this time.” And that was a surprise, at least, but a concerning one. Because when Fenris wasn’t just out there killing people…

“How many?” Anders pulled the last stitch through, tied the thread, and cut the last of it. His half-grateful patient didn’t smile, but he did seem to be paying attention when Anders rattled off his usual instructions (take care, don’t remove them without the approval of a healer, don’t put too much weight on it, keep it clean, come back if anything at all seems wrong).

“Four,” Fenris replied, voice tight. “None on death’s door, but they need attention. I think one or two are just very hungry, but I didn’t have enough water for them, let alone food. Safer to give them all a check-up.”

“On your own again?” People did these operations in teams for a reason, damn it. Fenris was the only one Anders had seen actually follow through on the threat that he ‘worked better alone’.

“They’re back safe.” Fenris was bristling. In his defence, in all the times they’d encountered each other in various Tevinter border towns, Anders had never known Fenris to lose someone he was protecting; even if it meant he had to let one of their pursuers live. “They need your attention, if you’re done.”

“I am.” Anders ignored the twinge in his knees as he stood; he’d been working since dawn, and it was nearly dusk now. But there were still people who needed him, so he’d keep going. “Take me to them.”

Recent arrivals rarely came straight to his clinic, preferring to stay in guarded safe houses. Staying put was a skill Fenris — and Hawke, and Varric — would rather Anders learn too, but he preferred it like this. Eventually, he’d have to move on if someone with a little too much curiosity and far too much loyalty to the Chantry decided to look too closely, and this would begin again.

For now, though, there were four people who needed his help in a house a district away, and nothing was going to stop him. Definitely not Fenris, who was eyeing him with his usual mix of exasperation and barely-concealed concern.

“I hear things are getting tense down south,” he commented. Anders didn’t know if it was an accusation or not, but it was something.

“We get our news from the same people,” Anders pointed out. Fenris huffed out a laugh.

“We do. So?”

“So what?”

“Will you be joining them?”

Anders paused. He’d been thinking about it for weeks — months, even. From the moment he learned that news was spreading outside Kirkwall. News of the truth. He still didn’t have an answer. “It depends on how things play out. I don’t think they’d want me.”

Fenris scoffed. “You are rather a liability,” he said. They were unkind words, but not said in an unkind tone. He held an arm in front of Anders when he checked the street they were about to enter, then let him proceed. “You have skills they will need.”

“They need those skills here, too.” Healing skills were needed everywhere. If there was someone who decided who was rich and who was poor, there was always another someone who didn’t get what they needed. Someone who worked too hard. Someone who got hurt and couldn't get help.

Anders was needed in all of those places — and here, it didn’t matter if an escaped slave associated with the man who blew up a Chantry. They were already facing down desperate conditions with unthinkable consequences if they got caught; what was one more crime?

“The mages are your people.” And he said it when no one was around, just as Anders always insisted he did in Kirkwall — even though half the people in this district had the name he was using these days, and magic couldn’t get him hauled anywhere around here.

“Justice has no people,” Anders reminded him. “Just those who suffer and are in need of aid I can provide.”

Fenris sighed. They were nearly there, and in the low light of evening, Anders noticed that he looked tired, too. He was running himself ragged out here, in the hopes he’d save just one more person.

They’d never been all that dissimilar. Now, there was more that joined than separated them.

“I see I cannot help you make up your mind,” Fenris said. “I think they will be desperate enough to take you, but you are your own man. Run yourself into the ground wherever you please.”

Anders laughed loud enough that someone looked over, seemingly concerned. “And the same to you, my friend. It’s good to see you again.”

#dragon age fanfiction #dragon age drunk writing circle #dragon age 2 #dragon age anders #dragon age fenris

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thewittyphantom · 14 hours

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Here's Spectre's dialogue with The Gore and Blue Angel.

The Gore: So you're the one goin' around asking everybody to Duel. Spectre: Ah! The Gore! Are you here to challenge me before I could challenge you? The Gore: It's not my style to back down from a fight. Spectre: I don't recall threatening you, but I doubt this tiny detail will change your mind. The Gore: You're right. I'm not here to chitchat. Spectre: Then let's begin. By the way, I watched your Duel. The Gore: Which Duel? Spectre: The one against Master Varis at the Tower of Hanoi. The Gore: ........ Spectre: You Dueled magnificently for a loser - no offense. One card turned the whole Duel around. When Master Varis played Mirror Force! The Gore: Humph...You playing mind games with me? Spectre: No. I'm just telling you what I observed. Though I know about your Dueling, you know nothing of mine. That's not fair for you. The Gore: You don't need to worry about me. Ever. Spectre: Oh? The Gore: I didn't like you back then. But now that all this time has passed...I still don't like you. Spectre: Hahaha! You're scary. I love it!

Blue Angel: Spectre...! Spectre: Oh my! It's Blue Angel! I'm delighted you've come to say hello. I've been looking forward to Dueling you again. By the way, that avatar? It's my favorite. Blue Angel: I never expected to Duel you again in this avatar - and I wish I didn't have to. Spectre: Your tone of voice suggests that you don't like me very much - even though I'm your greatest fan. Blue Angel: You're as much of a fan of mine as I am of yours! Spectre: That's no way to talk to someone who knows you best. I am familiar with everything regarding Blue Angel. [flashback] Blue Angel: In the fairy tale, Blue Angel’s friends put her on the right path. And that’s what I’ll do for you. Spectre: Put me on the right path? Why? My current path has led to many a win. Blue Angel: What's different this time is that you have nothing left to heal you. I'll deal enough damage to get rid of your remaining LP and win this Duel. Spectre: You have clearly proven who the better Duelist is in this match. Just look at this loser! Blue Angel: You may feel that way, but it's not true. I'll help you realize that when the Duel's done. Spectre: Uhh...What? When I said to take a look at this loser...I was talking about you! I wasn't talking about me! You've proven that you are nowhere close to being as skilled a Duelist as I am, Blue Angel. A real Duelist would remember that I still had a card. I activate the Trap Card, Sunbloom Doom! I regain LP equal to all your Trickstars' ATK! Blue Angel: No...This can't be happening... Spectre: But it is happening right before your very eyes! And there's nothing you can do to stop it! Blue Angel: Agh... Spectre: Oh my. Did I go too far? I couldn't control myself after you decided that you could lecture me. You said you'd deal me enough damage to end this Duel, but it appears your math was a bit incorrect. I read you like a book. And there is a moral to our story. Unlike a children's book, real life doesn't always have happy endings. Most end in tragedy! Blue Angel: You might think that now, but my friends will prove you wrong. Spectre: it's too bad they're not here to see you off, but they'll be joining you soon enough. I would ask if you had any last words, but we’ve reached the final page. Farewell, Blue Angel. Blue Angel: Argh...Aaaaaahhhhh! [end flashback] Blue Angel: I'm not the same Blue Angel you faced back then! I'll prove it to you in this Duel! Spectre: It seems I need to remind you. That you were nothing then...And you're still nothing now!

#yu gi oh #duel links #yu gi oh vrains #spectre #skye zaizen #george gore #roken kogami #mirror force #sunbloom doom

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needsmorewlw · 2 years

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Okay, just out of curiosity, on a scale of most to least, how would you rank each character in terms of being a cuddlebug?

Oh this is the ask Ive been dreaming of thank you

I'm doing least to most. Scaling up in the cuddle-ometer to the ultimate cuddler. I'm also rating them on how nice they'd be to cuddle because why not.

9. Abi

She'd love to love cuddles but she just can't. She's always thinking about if she's sweating and if her sweat is bothering the one she's cuddling and is she's too warm and even in cold weather, if she's uncomfortable she just won't say anything to avoid being a bother so she'll lie there being uncomfortable till the other person moves. 0/10 too much anxiety

8. Kaitlyn

She's just not a cuddler. She's not into extended displays of affection. She will however, drape herself over someone's lap like a lavish goddess if there's no where else to sit. Mostly Dylan or Nick because their laps have the most surface area and they'll resist the least. 2/10 you're her chair now.

7. Ryan

As firm as I am about his growing to love cuddles, he certainly doesn't start off that way. His personal space bubble has a five foot diameter. He doesn't like being touched and being leaned on/sat on/sitting on someone, makes his brain itchy. But he's higher than the other two because I think once he's comfortable enough he will accept the cuddles maybe even enjoy them if they're from the right person. 4/10 resistant but willing to try.

6. Laura

Laura's a mid tier cuddler. She can get into them if she's asked but she has pointy, jabby elbows and will wriggle if she's not comfortable but if she gets settled she's set for a few hours. However when she's drunk she's basically a baby koala, she'll hang on no matter what. 5/10 selfish but powerful. Safe in those arms.

5. Jacob

Big jump in the ratings here. Jacob is big into cuddles and he's got the ideal cuddling bod but he runs hot. Like hugging a heater with soft pillowy pecs. If you're into sweating after five minutes it's no problem but unless it's the middle of winter, the temperature regulation is not ideal. 7/10 soft but sweaty and not in the fun way

4. Nick

Another one who's big on cuddles but he won't take the initiative. Nick's not sure how to make the first move. How do you ask someone to sit/lie with you for prolonged periods of time? Nick sure doesn't know. He'll put his arm around the back of the chair and that's about it unless his cuddle partner does the rest. But once you get into the cuddle it's wonderful. 9/10 shy but naturally skilled

3. Emma

Hold her. Just fucking do it. She needs it. The second you open up your body language in her direction she's already planning how to ferret her way into your lap. She'll be casual about it though. Real slick with it. And then she'll curl up like a cat and and be asleep in approximately ten minutes if left undisturbed. She smells so good and her skin is soft. She'll fold herself to fit your position. 10/10 expert nuzzler

2. Dylan

Dylan is just looking for an excuse to hold you. You look cold? Hug. You look sad? Hug. If you look at him for too long, he'll assume you want a hug. He will raise an arm in your direction and you can cuddle under that thing to your heart's content. Wide chest, perfect for laying on. Warm and smells good and he'll rub your back during. 20/10 high priority cuddles

1. Max

This is a man who loves to cuddle and knows how to do it right. He craves cuddles. What's the point of just sitting next to someone when you can be all up in their grill? Years of having to bend around Laura's elbows of steel made him too powerful. He basically learnt how to cuddle on hard mode. He may be shorter but it's his vibes that send it home. He's so calming. He's like a living scented candle. Warm and comforting. He'll play with your hair, draw shapes on you and write messages on your back and get you to guess. it's a experience worth paying for. 100/10 what dreams are made of

#the quarry #tq hc #ask #dylan lenivy #ryan erzahler #max brinly #emma mountebank #abigail blyg #kaitlyn ka #jacob custos #nick furcillo #laura kearny #lowonmelatonin

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toonilumi · 5 months

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I’m not an ominous gray figure in your ask box by will, my friends just don’t need to know that I am publicly BEGGING for fun facts about Nowhere Train. Lumibing old chap I am pleading for the knowledge.

well colorful text anon, i can provide the best of my abilities! Kind of. maybe i can talk about my general thought process with nowhere train instead.

So i've been in a bit of a slump regarding it, but I think I'm finally pulling myself out. See, my Toontown fixation has refused to let me enjoy much else besides it, so a LOT of my OC projects got thrown on the backburner. Its part of the reason I fell off of the splash arts (that and general lack of motivation...). NWT was also in a bad spot of me feeling really really insecure about it.

I... know we're all going through multiverse burnout, so i became really worried about me potentially perpetuating that cycle when i didnt mean to. But I watched Cartoonshi's video about the thing and realized... oh i was just overreacting. That, and I finally got around to finalizing some much needed redesigns. The main 4 just need to be digitized and they'll be done. I wanna touch up Polaris, Henundher, Backenforth, Cozimo, and Stealer so theyre still a WIP (polaris and stealer are very close to being done though).

Coming into the new year I want to actually... do Stuff with them. Now that ive made peace with the fact Im not required to do lunium/"danganmon" content I feel much more free. Unfortunately I must reiterate they are also on the backburner compared to anything Toontown related, so it will be a slow start.

I stated a while ago Id love for it to be animated someday, which is true! But I understand that is... a long time away if it comes at all. Could we expect a comic at some point? Maybe, I've certainly honed my skills regarding the craft. I'd really prefer to start small though (even though I... have mostly worked with small one shot comics, I wanna build to something bigger, ya feel?). Whatever happens... happens I suppose.

I also want to... find meaning in the NWT cast. Various DGM incidents have lead to me feeling detached from my own characters, and I'm only like... JUST recovering from that. Its a hard balance to strike! You want to care enough that they mean something to you, but not too much that attacks against them become personal. This of course could just be because of my interests right now, but you never know.

Anyways, I think I've gone on long enough. This probably isn't what you asked for but it was kind of a vague question! No hate though, I love talking sometimes.

#not lumi art

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TC!Jungkook, I hate seeing you around all these people. You should only be spending time with me. So... I killed your maids, your consorts, your men and a few of your citizens too, while I was at it. But don't worry, you still have some citizens left in the villages at the edge of the kingdom. I just killed everyone nearby. It was a messy job, but at least I'll have you all to myself now. I hope you don't mind. Oh, you do? I thought you'd be proud of me for being able to wipe out so many people and you didn't even have time to notice. But you don't need so many knights around all the time. You're good at fighting on your own if a war breaks out. And my strong husband is skilled enough to tackle an entire army on his own, isn't that right love? (kisses his cheek as if she's done nothing wrong) Plus, with the smaller population around now, you don't need so many guards because there will be less threats. There'll be less paperwork with less people, so you can spend even more time with me. You don't have to stress about the chambers being cleaned. I spared all the Eunuchs. They're still here to do your bidding if you need. I didn't feel too insecure about them so I let them be. B-but Jungkook, I don't understand... What did I do wrong? I know that you felt burdened by your kingly duties and you would never give up the throne, so I made your life easier. Now you don't have to choose between me and your kingdom because you barely have a kingdom anymore. If it bothers you that much, we can just bring more children into the world, and this time they'll be ours, not some strangers that take you away from me. If anything, having children should bring us closer together, don't you think? Oh, I guess you're not in the mood, huh? Alright, just let me know when you're ready. It's not like there are many other people to talk to besides me now. But don't you dare confide in the Eunuchs or I'll have their heads too! Even if it means I have to cook and clean everything myself! You should only confide in me!

I Never knew that I’m sorry.. but what do you mean you hate seeing me around all these people these people are important yn. Wait, what? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KILLED THESE PEOPLE? I HOPE YOU’RE KIDDING. What the fuck you cannot be serious I don’t believe you. SO YOU WERE SAYING THAT YOU KILLED ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AND EVEN MY CITIZENS… EVEN MY SUBJECTS? HOW DARE YOU? YN HOW COULD YOU? Who killed the consorts the maids? AND MY PEOPLE? What the fuck is wrong with you? HUH?? Answer me right now. You hope that I don’t mind… I FUCKING MIND. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE THAT CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I never expected to kill someone I thought you were an angel, but how wrong I was. OH FUCK YN you did not do the right thing… ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE WHY WOULD I BE PROUD OF YOU FOR WIPING OUT ALL OF THEM? I KNOW I’M NOT THE RIGHT PERSON TO SAY THIS, BUT THEY WERE INNOCENT. ESPECIALLY THE WORKERS. DON’T TOUCH ME GET AWAY FROM ME. YOU HAVE BECOME A MONSTER TOO. YOU KNOW YOU USED TO CONDEMN ME FOR BEING ONE AND NOW YOU’VE BECOME ONE YN. Get away from me get out. I WILL HAVE TO PUNISH YOU. I AM GOING TO THROW YOU INTO DUNGEONS.. you will be punished yn. GET AWAY FROM ME LIKE I SAID, I AM NOT PROUD OF YOU. I NEVER WANTED YOU TO BECOME A KILLER LIKE ME. I’M NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD BECAUSE YOU KILLED PEOPLE. HOW CAN I EVER LOOK AT YOU THE SAME? FUCK OFF. The eunuchs are innocent yn? I WILL CONFIDE IN ANYONE I WANT YOU YOU DO NOT own ME. Oh fuck off..”

#ask: tc!jungkook #woah scary

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oni-official · 1 year

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[Ramble, feel free to skip.]

Ah, good, you're waking up, how're you - okay, rude. Stop yelling, your family is otherwise occupied. Wait, that sounded ominous, they're fine. Don't mind being handcuffed to the bed either, just making sure you don't try anything rash.

So. Introductions. I know everything about you, of course, but I'm the guy who runs your favourite Tumblr account. No, not that one. What? No! Not tha- okay, shush before you hurt my feelings, it's oni-official. Feel free to call me M.

Now M, I hear you thinking, why has someone as skilled, charismatic and dashingly good-looking as you broken into my house and tied me to the bed? Not a good look, M, not a good look at all. Rest easy, citizen, because I barely know why I'm here myself. Just need to vent real quick, I guess. You okay with that? Wonderful, I knew I could count on you. What? I know what you said but I know you meant yes.

Life is... eh. I'd feel bad for complaining outright because it could be much worse. But I'm just starting to feel burned out all the time. I get brief flashes of creative energy that I'll put towards starting something I feel really good about but it'll just result in another unfinished story or WIP drawing. As soon as I get interrupted by actual work, I just lose all motivation. And there's enough work on a day-to-day basis that I can't set aside some dedicated time for this stuff. Once again, it's nothing terrible but... well, it's just wearing down on me slowly. No cause for concern, it's just one of those periods but... well, that's where I'm at. I just wanted you to know that I really appreciate you and everyone else who engages with the blog. I wish I was more regular with my posts, just on the off chance that they'll make someone smile or chuckle a bit or otherwise improve their day in some small measure. It's been so fun going back and forth with you all and the asks are just the highlight of my day. I really want to put more effort into answering them than I currently am but, well... yeah, I've been over this. But keep sending them in! Once again, I love the stuff everyone sends in. If you asked something and I haven't responded soon, it probably means I have a drawing or something in mind for it and am just figuring out when to get to it. And feel free to shoot me a DM directly, I might come off as the big mean spook, but I'm a softie when you get down to it. I'd love to get to know some of you beyond the extensive files we maintain. There are so many more of you about than I expected when I started this little experiment of an account, so I guess I do something right.

But yeah, that was about it. I'm going to be sporadic, no real cause for concern, appreciate you. Keys to the handcuffs are on the bedside table there. Don't call the police, they won't help you. Oh, and as always...

Please stand by.

#irl

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megashadowdragon · 9 months

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one quote for my younger self

source : www . reddit . com/r/grandorder/comments/15rd5db/one_quote_for_my_younger_self/

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User avatar level 1 Euphoric_Field_8558 · 10 hr. ago

:Nobuvenger: :Her Favorite Chair: "I can't stand my older self" and "Oh no my younger self is cringe" are definitely the running themes in Fate series. How many are these now?

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User avatar level 2 Striking-Technology6 · 10 hr. ago Enough for a large club.

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User avatar level 3 LordWINDOS · 7 hr. ago The fact EMIYA and the Gils of all people actually are in the same club and grudgingly agree with each other on this subject makes it all the funnier.

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User avatar level 4 Classic-Demand3088 · 4 hr. ago

:Ozymandias: Waver is also with them but surprisingly Alexander and Iskandar get along great together, well, maybe not that surprising.

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User avatar level 2 Zyx-Wvu · 9 hr. ago I think the only servants who like their older and younger selves are Cu and Iskandar. Setanta is an odd exception where he thinks adult Cu is cool but also cringe, and despises Cu Alter.

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User avatar level 3 Glass-Category8281 · 8 hr. ago · edited 6 hr. ago Well Cu Alter is basically Medb's personal OC version of Cu she created via a Grail after. Granted even Cu recognizes Cu Alter is very close if not actually is what an Alter of him would be like, which may add to Setanta's discomfort.

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User avatar level 4 Z000Burst · 6 hr. ago

. say alot about how much Medb know Cu if her Self created OC is insanely accurate to the real thing

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User avatar level 5 Cr1m50nSh4d0w · 3 hr. ago I seek glorious death via being choked by the thighs of legends. No one knows you better than the stalker under your bed.

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User avatar level 6 KamenRiderExceed · 1 hr. ago Kiyohime: Definitely agree.

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User avatar level 3 sagitariusknight · 49 min. ago Pretty sure the Li's don't hate each other. They just know that they'll try to kill each other as a test of skill if they ever meet.

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User avatar level 2 Set-After · 2 hr. ago Who knows, I stopped counting long time ago

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User avatar level 1 Quirky_Ad_5420 · 10 hr. ago Archer: I can relate

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User avatar level 2 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 9 hr. ago Kinda remind me there 2 story between Morgan and Archer Emiya and how their interaction work.

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User avatar level 3 abed7143 · 6 hr. ago · edited 6 hr. ago Morgan : so this the one of future selves off the boy my foolish sister fall in love with and become a Counter Guardian, life sucks ?

Archer : so what are you planning witch queen , now ? ( preparing unlimited blade works )

Morgan : the summer

Archer : the summer ?

Morgan : the summer with my Kinghts and get water gun butter than Artoria i am too tired to do anything else , by the way fairy kinght Gawain want to join to kitchen stuff but too shy to ask is there a place for her ?

Archer : did she like Gawain cooking skill ?

Morgan : she is better in every term

Archer : she haired

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User avatar level 4 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 6 hr. ago · edited 3 hr. ago Morgan: If you don't felt busy you can join me along with my knight for summer vacation.

Archer: Sure . After all we are betrayed by people who close to us. Summer vacation is good for people like us who hate the existance of our past self.

Summer Archer Artoria burning jealousy by watching the scene of Morgan and Archer.

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User avatar level 5 Classic-Demand3088 · 4 hr. ago

:Ozymandias: Morgan looking at Summer Artoria: You have your own Knights of the round, I have mine grabs Emiya Say hello to Tam Lin Bedivere

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User avatar level 3 Reko15 · 6 hr. ago Finally! A new rabbit hole to dive into. Was running out of ones that caught my eye

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User avatar level 2 chinesesoccerplayer · 5 hr. ago Aesc: I don’t mind losing against someone else, but I refuse to lose to myself!!!

Emiya: Intense sense of Deja Vu

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User avatar level 1 Radiant-Hope-469 · 10 hr. ago We will never reach 2018 Aesc: Uh huh, and I have Anti-Berserker.

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User avatar level 2 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 10 hr. ago Morgan : And i beat my succecor who is caster class along with all of her friend * Pointed to Mashu , Castoria , Da Vinci , Percival , Oberon , and Ritsuka.

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User avatar level 3 Dozer2992 Cake day · 8 hr. ago Aesc: And yet, you went down like a bitch. In your own court, even.

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User avatar level 4 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 8 hr. ago · edited 7 hr. ago Aesc: You sent Great calamity from your timeline to past and let me handle them and somehow Mashu get caught by your magic which made me must sent her back to your era.

Come to think just what the hell are you doing during 2000 years during the time as queen ? Just sit down in throne and doing nothing ? Why don't you practice another magecraft in the case someone stab you and baobhan sith from behind? Why did baobhan sith become cruel to the point a whole country hate her and you rarely praise her except kill fae to the point she get raised by fucking BERLY GUTS.

Morgan exe has stoped working.

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User avatar level 5 Just-Some_Rando · 7 hr. ago Bro Tonelico doesn't have to go that hard

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User avatar level 6 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 7 hr. ago With kinda made me wonder how Baobhan Sith , Barghet and Melusine reaction toward that Aesc quote.

Although i can see Baobhan Sith felt blaming herself to the point she can't defence her mother from her timeline (Berserker Morgan)

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User avatar level 7 TwoStarMaster · 5 hr. ago Baobhan Sith terrible personality is due Morgan encouraging her, thinking she would have a better life by acting like a one dimensional, sadistic bully.

Spoilers, She did not, in fact, she ended worse.

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User avatar level 8 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 5 hr. ago Aesc: One of reason i must hate my future self.

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User avatar level 3 TwoStarMaster · 5 hr. ago Ritsuka: "You did beat us, and? So did a regular servant, so did a shadow servant, so did a dedicated normal magus! You are nothing special, Queen!"

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User avatar level 4 huqman · 5 hr. ago Well, to be fair, Morgan handed us our ass unlike any other.

We killed Zeus. We defeated Kirschtaria. We killed Arjuna Alter.

The only fights we actually lose and would not have survived unless a specific thing happened is…

Morgan getting Game-of-throned. Chaos with Musashi literally burning her Saint Graph to close his gate.

User avatar level 5 Crystal_Sohnd · 4 hr. ago Because it was the only time Chaldea didn't have a Deus Ex Machina in their back pocket.

Against Arjuna Alter, we had Super Karna. Against Zeus, we had Romulus-Quirinus. Against Wodime, it was Beryl and Morgan who pulled off the clutch. Against Surtr, we had Ophelia and Napoleon intervene.

Morgan's multiple full powered clones were a problem because Chaldea didn't bother acquiring superior firepower from elsewhere except for the Black Barrel. We walked into Camelot without a trump card of our own, expecting things to work out. Small wonder we got steamrolled.

The only one who could possibly counter Morgan was sitting quietly in a Garden because of personal issues, the other one was waiting to backstab us and why Lord Camelot couldn't stop Morgan's Magecraft attacks when it could stop a planet-piercing beam is something I'll never figure out.

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User avatar level 6 huqman · 4 hr. ago The point is… Prep time helped us with Zeus and Arjuna while it did nothing to prepare us for her fight.

We did everything we thought we needed to defeat her, allying with the Northern fairies and Cnoc, ringing the bells of pilgrimage and empowering the Child of Prophecy Castoria, persuading Barghest, sending Muramasa to assassinate her as a failsafe resort.

But even with all those things AND Melusine abandoning her post under Aurora's order, Morgan was probably seconds away from killing everyone, Master and Castoria included, before she was knocked off the throne by deceived Woodwose.

Also no, Merlin can't defeat Morgan. She was the one who put him in that Garden in the first place. She can't kill him according to her own words, but she sure can reimprison him again.

Oberon is a different case, he said he figured he can't defeat Morgan alone, and even if he could, that wouldn't realise his final goal of destroying Fairy Britain.

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User avatar level 7 Crystal_Sohnd · 3 hr. ago Also no, Merlin can't defeat Morgan. She was the one who put him in that Garden in the first place. She can't kill him according to her own words, but she sure can reimprison him again.

Except Merlin picked up Independent Manifestation A. At that rank, the person exists across all space and time. Heck, the man sent a copy to get imprisoned. He could dispel the copy and send another, it wouldn't bother him one bit. His personal gripes is what keeps him from abusing the skill like nobody's business.

His feats of creating copies means he could replicate what Morgan did. His feat of diverting mana to Chaldea means he could utilise it himself too. And since he's effectively immortal, he has endless attempts in hand unless Morgan figures out how to counter Independent Manifestation.

Morgan is a genius, but Merlin is both her teacher and the current Grand Caster, a genius of magic himself. The two are stated to be equals in Garden of Avalon. So yeah, he's the only one who could take her on.

No we didn't. Chaldea knows that a Lostbelt King has the power to match forces of nature. Even the weakest one we know of had been at the level of a genuine Grand servant.

We had no trump cards. Chaldea allied with a bunch of mooks, barely got Castoria powered up and thought we'd defeat an LB King. Just think how stupid that was.

We didn't even bother preparing an Anti-Morgan weapon like we did for the rest. The fact we defeated even one of her clones, that were as strong as the original, is even more telling. Morgan needed to rely on numbers to overwhelm a bunch of mooks. That's not a very positive indication of her power.

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User avatar level 8 huqman · 3 hr. ago The clone we defeated was either an understatement from her part or straight up bait to get us to lower our guard which, surprise, worked, because the three clones we fight later are literally an unkillable death squad.

What else could we have done to prepare? Send Castoria to countless pilgrimages to get her stronger? There was no time and whatever number Castoria do would always be inferior to Morgan's because she had 4000 years to do them.

Also I am not doing Merlin dirty, he is great, but Morgan is weaponizing her magecraft more.

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User avatar level 9 Crystal_Sohnd · 2 hr. ago The clone we defeated was either an understatement from her part or straight up bait to get us to lower our guard which, surprise, worked, because the three clones we fight later are literally an unkillable death squad.

That's kind of an assumption. The reason the three were an unkillable death-squad is because all three could spam her absurd skills repeatedly. We barely beat the first one, of course three would cause problems. But that doesn't mean we can discard statements when they clearly stated she was just as strong.

That's somewhat true. Of course, if Ritsuka still possessed their Shadow Servants, then things change. It gives us other options. And even then, shouldn't Mash be able to tank Morgan's blows?

Also I am not doing Merlin dirty, he is great, but Morgan is weaponizing her magecraft more.

Frankly, we don't know. Merlin's battle style are illusions so powerful they warp the world to his whims, the stuff that even genuine Gods fall prey to. Just see how a copy of his handled Cernunnos. He's also shown a long history with Excalibur, being the one who received it from the lake and gave it to Artoria, using a copy of it in battle and modifying it into Airgetlam.

Because of his philosophy of "watch the master and occasionally help", we never see him truly serious. So, we have no idea how strong he is, apart from the fact that he can instakill Divine-spirit class enemies, which is already an insane feat.

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User avatar level 10 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 1 hr. ago Even Merlin is trying to help us to defeat Morgan keep in mind latter also anticipate of him if he appeared.

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User avatar level 10 huqman · 2 hr. ago Oberon freaking out because he knew us "killing" Morgan would get us careless hints it was a bait.

Also what Merlin did to Cernunnos is, in fact, a strong evidence to Morgan weaponizing her magecraft way more than Merlin. Merlin put Cernunnos in a dreamscape and basically reversed time, "tricking" him to give us a fighting chance, which is a grand feat, don't get me wrong.

But what did Morgan prepare to counter Cernunnos? A barrage of 12 Rhongomyniads to kill him, and the reason they didn't kill him when Castoria used them wasn't because Rhongomyniads are weaker than Excaliburs, it was because Castoria isn't used to use them, she is used to and "forged" to use Excalibur.

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User avatar level 1 GreenKing5498 · 10 hr. ago Asec: not if my boyfriend has anything to say about it

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User avatar level 2 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 9 hr. ago Morgan: Only stupid man who fall in love with someone nerd like you.

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User avatar level 3 Chaldea_Novum · 8 hr. ago Fujimaru: whistling in the corner

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User avatar level 3 NeoFire99 · 7 hr. ago

. Aesc: THAT PERSON WAS ALSO YOU!

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User avatar level 1 Apgamerwolf · 10 hr. ago

:Mandricardo: A certain red archer: I dont know you but I think you might be my soul mate.

Artoria: Oh hell no!

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User avatar level 2 dsr1017 · 9 hr. ago Archer: She's just like me fr fr

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User avatar level 3 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 9 hr. ago · edited 9 hr. ago 5 years later.

Saber Artoria : Master who is that child you hold ? * She pointed to young girl Ritsuka hold *

Ritsuka : You don't know the parent of this child? The parent of this girl is your sister from lostbelt and Archer Emiya.

Saber Artoria exe has stoped working

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User avatar level 2 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 10 hr. ago · edited 10 hr. ago Morgan smirked : Of course , my husband.

EMIYA : WHAT!!!!

Saber Artoria: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!

Gilgamesh , Medea , Carmilla , Jeanne Alter : Welcome to the our club of "Hating My Younger Self Cause of Cringe.

Artoria : * Shaking her head*

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User avatar level 3 Adamskispoor · 8 hr. ago You forgot waver

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User avatar level 4 Apgamerwolf · 8 hr. ago

:Mandricardo: I guess he technically doesnt count because outside of the fate zero event this doesnt really come up

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User avatar level 5 Adamskispoor · 5 hr. ago Pretty sure in El Melloi it’s somewhat canon. There’s also that Ova where he punched himself in the face lightly after realizing his past self was dense and missed one of his classmates flirting with him when he was young

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level 6 kingace22 · just now whats the name of the ova

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User avatar level 3 VV-Radiant2000 · 6 hr. ago You just have to go there.

And here I thought I found a good sub.

Do this in FSN and not here.

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User avatar level 3 Formal_Row5172 · 5 hr. ago · edited 40 min. ago That’s a considerable amount of upvote you got there. Weird how this hasn’t spawned any discord, maybe everyone has gone through the Morgan phase already.

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User avatar level 4 VV-Radiant2000 · 4 hr. ago OP is also responding heavily and got served goods. Let this kind of people be happy of themselves…….. I'm being sarcastic btw

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User avatar level 3 Personal-Syrup9370 · 7 hr. ago Cringe it is……

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User avatar level 1 ZenEvadoni · 8 hr. ago

True Name: Bite Me Morgan watching Aesc go through the process of trying to save Britain:

"Hey. That's hell you're walking into."

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User avatar level 2 chinesesoccerplayer · 5 hr. ago Last Stardust starts playing

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User avatar level 1 bhl88 · 8 hr. ago Morgan: YOUR DREAM IS STUPID AESC.

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User avatar level 2 ZeroKingLaplace · 8 hr. ago Aesc: HEY, NO ONE CAN SAY MY DREAM IS STUPID EXCEPT ME

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User avatar level 3 Fregith · 6 hr. ago Morgan: YOUR DREAM IS STUPID, AESC!

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User avatar level 4 bhl88 · 6 hr. ago YES IT IS

NO IT'S NOT

YES IT IS

NO IT'S NOT

IT IS DUMB

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User avatar level 1 paladin_slim · 7 hr. ago Aesc: "All I said was that you should try some frumpy nerd/aloof upperclassman roleplay with Husband. He seems into it."

Morgan: "And I told you that I don't need such gimmicks to rock his world you old yearbook embarrassment."

Aesc: "I'm so prudish in my maturity."

Morgan: "I'm not 'prudish'! I'm a dynamo in the sack!"

Aesc: "Yes I am."

Morgan: "DIE! DIE AND RETURN TO MY MEMORIES!"

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User avatar level 2 Fregith · 6 hr. ago Aesc: "I'm so prudish in my maturity."

"And put some clothes on! I look like I'm to fall out of that dress!"

Morgan: And I'm supposed to be the prudish one?

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User avatar level 2 Horsemanofthedank · 4 hr. ago “I WILL…..NEVER BE A MEMORY….”

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User avatar level 2 nam24 · 1 hr. ago Morgan: "I'm not 'prudish'! I'm a dynamo in the sack!"

What? What does that even mean

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User avatar level 1 archeisse · 9 hr. ago All beauty is to be cherished Does it work like this though?

Because as I see it, Aesc, unlike Archer, never actually got disillusioned by her ideals, no matter how much it denied her. Where Archer considers his past ideal as delusional, Morgan just dismissed her past approach, and tried a different approach. She still clung on to the goal of saving Britain, especially as we found out one of the function of her throne later in LB6. She doesn't say it, because it's pointless to say it, but even her Bond Lines are clear, if she's given another chance, she'll work to save Britain again.

Aesc/Morgan is goddamn unbreakable.

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User avatar level 2 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 9 hr. ago Just imagine what would happen if somehow you get sent to future and meet another youself who become evil.

Beside there Aesc quote to Morgan.

" That's Morgan? The queen who ruled Faerie Britain for 2000 years. Aaah. Her clothes show off too much and her throne is awfully gaudy. What is her damage? "

The funny this is that Aesc is fans of Arturia Pendragon , Which is person lostbelt Morgan dislike. 🤣🤣

"Arthuria Pendragon. The Pan-Human Knight of the Holy Sword and… the Pan-Human Morgan's archnemesis. I see. So an ideal king did exist, even if not for long."

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User avatar level 3 AzurePhoenix001 · 8 hr. ago Though when presented with them, Aesc did accept Morgan’s ideals and even embraced them

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User avatar level 4 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 8 hr. ago Depend

if Aesc , Totorot , Ulter and Ector travel to future and meet Aesc from future timeline as Morgan Le Fay who rule the britain as tyrant. I'm sure they will refuse to believe Aesc as Tyrant and found out what the reason the latter fall into that fate.

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User avatar level 5 AzurePhoenix001 · 8 hr. ago I think I should clarify a little.

Aesc accepted Morgan’s ideals from the very beginning. Aesc’s approach was initially different from Morgan, but they had the same goal

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User avatar level 6 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 7 hr. ago · edited 7 hr. ago What she accepted is the love of britain from her PHH self. But i'm talking about her ruler as tyrant.

1st assecation is basically where she become evil and hate all the fairy to the point she made quote like this although her bad-guy act was pretty forced

"I hate all fae outside the Rain Clan. I'll do what it takes to free Britain from conflict, but I don't really want the fae to be happy. If they want my help, it's going to cost higher than their lives.", she posed like an evil witch out of a fairy tale.

2st assecation where she embraced title of savior and meet Ector , Tottrot's , Wryneck ,Uther .

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User avatar level 7 huqman · 5 hr. ago Well, there is a very good and justified reason for her hatred.

Those fairies massacred the entire Rain Clan just because they raised Morgan/Aesc.

It takes Saint JeanneStockholm syndrome to not hate and curse the ones who destroyed your life.

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User avatar level 3 Tschmelz · 8 hr. ago I mean, Morgan isn’t evil though. Certainly more ruthless, but she held back a lot against Chaldea and the fairies. More than anything, she just seems embarrassed by her older selfs sense of style.

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User avatar level 4 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 8 hr. ago · edited 8 hr. ago Morgan as Tyrant is lesser evil but have strong reason. Imagine you get existence tax with result absorb your life force. That why fae and human is really hate her . Not to mention she and castoria get racism by them just because outside 6 clans.

They need you while great camality appeared and ambuse you once is the threat is over.

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User avatar level 3 archeisse · 1 hr. ago All beauty is to be cherished That quote said nothing about disliking anything except maybe her sense of fashion though.

And Aesc may not like what she became as Morgan, but was there anything about Morgan somehow disliking her own past? Because I sure never saw anything to that effect. And those two are very different things. I'm addressing how Morgan never discarded her ideals, nor did she ever disavow her past aspirations. Those are what "drown in your ideals and die" does.

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User avatar level 1 Noximilien05 · 7 hr. ago Emiya : Hello everyone and welcome from this new session of the “I hate my young and naive younger self club”. Today we are happy to welcome a new member among us : Morgan Le Fey.

Morgan : Thank you president.

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User avatar level 2 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 6 hr. ago · edited 1 hr. ago Saber Artoria: Pffft, Bahahaha! My younger self is better than you. This is Saber Lily, my past self who not loathed toward all of her future self.

???? : Saber Lily is too pure to the point she love all of us. Too bad i will destroy all SABERFACE.

Saber Artoria : WHO ARE YOU ???

Mystery Heroine X : My name is Mystery Heroine X and my true identity is Artoria Pendragon . I'm from alternate dimension , servant universe . My mission to destroy All SABERFACE.

Saber Artoria : Oh Crap.

Morgan: Heh here right now Another Artoria from alternate dimension who hunt All of her counterpart. Suck to be your sister.

Mystery Heroine X: Yes all of Saberface must be died. That including you too , Space Witch Morgan. Your face same like SABERFACE.

Morgan : WHAT!!!!

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User avatar level 1 Jumbolaya315 · 9 hr. ago thats such a cool scene, that whole episode was a masterpiece

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User avatar level 1 AshCrow97 · 8 hr. ago Morgan: Stay were you belong… in my memories

Aesc: I will never be a memory

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User avatar level 2 chinesesoccerplayer · 4 hr. ago I feel like the lines should be switched. With Aesc saying Cloud’s line and Morgan saying Sephiroth’s line.

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User avatar level 1 Open-Possible-7080 · 9 hr. ago UBW moments

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User avatar level 1 Ilovetogame2 · 10 hr. ago Asec: at least Gudao likes me more than you.😏

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User avatar level 2 Old_Distribution_124 OP · 10 hr. ago Morgan: Prove it nerd.

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User avatar level 2 nam24 · 1 hr. ago "I m not the one who was roasted to their face"

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User avatar level 1 chinesesoccerplayer · 5 hr. ago · edited 5 hr. ago Gudao: Wait, but then that would make me-

Morgan hands him a red turtleneck sweater, a black skirt, and a pair of black stockings

Gudao:…Well, everybody in Chaldea does keep calling me a Rin-face for some reason.

Later:

Aesc: Tell me Queen of Winter, do you have enough blades in stock??? MEMORY OF LONDINIUM!!!

Morgan: You do realize I don’t even use that magecraft anymore right?

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User avatar level 2 Afraid_Pack_4661 · 5 hr. ago Later Ritsuka go with Saber Alter.

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User avatar level 1 Yukiru_05 · 6 hr. ago

:Castoria: I love you in every universe, Artoria Aesc and Morgan: Ritsuka-kun/My Husband, who do you choose between us?

Ritsuka: Can I say both of you?

Aesc and Morgan: NO!

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User avatar level 2 nam24 · 1 hr. ago Aesc and Morgan: Ritsuka-kun/My Husband, who do you choose between us?

"This is ridiculous . What would you chose if I shown you my pre Chaldea photos and told you to choose"

Both"that's obvious. The cuter you is better

'Betrayal!?

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User avatar level 1 Clearwateralchemist · 4 hr. ago She did drown in her ideals and die. Then she came back and subdued all the fae.

#fgo #fgo fancomic #fgo morgan

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