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simpingcowboy · 4 months

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Pedro boys and why I'm swiping left on their tinders

This is all to be silly!! I love them all very much <3

Frankie Morales

His name there says Frankie (Catfish)....with his main profile picture being him holding you guessed it...a catfish. He doesn't have many other photos on there, with the exception of a few older military photos that are so blurry you can hardly tell which one he's meant to be.

The rest of his page is pretty empty aside from the music section, where you actually get the first real glimpse at what this man is about. While his music selection is very respectable, it does not overshadow the glaring issues with his profile.

In short, Frankie's profile makes you think "Am I dating the man? The fish? Or a catfish?" Swiping left fs.

Marcus Moreno

This one isn't his fault! His profile is perfect. No really. All the women at The Heroics made sure to help him with it! His photos are cute and show off all his best assets. The bio is a little cheesy in an endearing "yeah he's definitely a dad" way. The problem then? It's Marcus fucking Moreno!!! Leader of the Heroics!!!!!! On Tinder???? There's no way anyone is going to believe it's really him. I believe there's a verification option on Tinder now, but really...even then Idk. Unless he fully comes out on an interview or something to super casually mention he's on Tinder, it just ain't working. No one likes a catfish! (Sorry Frankie!)

Jack Daniels

Mr. "Tinder What?" himself!!!! Let's say he manages to figure out how to set up a profile and all that. It's gonna be inTERESTING to say the least. His photos are actually pretty solid. An intriguing mix of photos of him on the ranch and photos of him in the Statesmen HQ looking very well put together. Opening line is definitely "Save a Horse! Ride a Cowboy! 🤠♥️" Very on brand for him. Followed by something very pro-american about the flag or serving his country and honestly... that's where I'm gone 😅. We get to see a bit of Jack's political mind in Kingsman and let's just say i don't wanna know the rest of it.

I'm grateful this is Tinder and not Bumble. Because if Jack used the audio prompt and I heard that smooth Kentucky accent...forget EVERYTHING I just said. I would be taking a chance on him. Sorry 😔 I can't fix him, but I will have fun trying!!

Joel Miller

For namesake, we're gonna set this pre-outbreak. There's no time for swiping in the apocalypse. Profile isn't bad just very empty. He's not really trying and it's kinda obvious. His bio reads something along the lines of "Single dad of a spoiled teen" with mostly photos of himself and Sarah on his profile. A few photos of him and Tommy out camping or on a work site.

And as handsome as he is, the profile feels like something his kid forced him to make as a way of getting him off her back. I wanna sympathize and help her out, but I don't know I have the heart to attempt to win over this very clearly emotionally unavailable DILF. So for that reason, I'm swiping left.

Pero Tovar

If for some ungodly reason Pero was given Internet access and had a dating profile... it'd be a disaster. His bio reads something along the lines of "I don't open this app. If you wish to see me meet me at this pub" with approximate days and times he's there.

The first picture on his profile is a way too far away blurry shot of him training. If I was feeling brave enough to continue scrolling through his photos...the rest would certainly be borderline explicit highly suggestive photos of his torso and groin. And whilst I might think about it for approximately .25 seconds any remaining sense of dignity would kick in before I actually did anything about it. It'll sting momentarily, but I will be swiping left.

Ezra

Another man on this list who should absolutely NOT be given internet access. His photos are beautiful but uninformative...the only shots of him are blurred and artistically obscure. He pads the rest of his profile with photos of books he's reading and grainy shoots of the forest.

The bio...if there's a word limit best believe that Ezra has hit it. He used every given character at his disposal and managed to say very little with all of it. Something about a wandering spirit longing for companionship and a couple sexual innuendos for good measure.

While visually and verbally not the worst profile on this list, his pretension is so utterly palpable through the screen I actually don't think I'd be able to make it through the end of his bio without cringing...also his music selection is all just banjo instrumental???

#am writes #pedro pascal #pedro boys #ezra prospect #pero tovar #joel miller #jack Daniels #marcus moreno #frankie morales #pedro pascal characters

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cerridwen007 · 5 months

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Candy Cane.

Pairing: Frankie Morales x f!reader (afab)

Word count: 1.6 k (18+ MINORS DNI!)

Summary: Frankie can’t help but stare as you suck on that candy cane, very reminiscent of some of your other favourite things to suck on.

Notes/warnings: SMUT, fluff, Frankie being an adorable cheeky menace, oral (f and m receiving), fingering, inappropriate use of a candy cane, swearing, no y/n, probs bad spanish. ( Let me know anything else if I missed it)

A/N: Yall, it's been way too long since I last posted, and for that, I'm very sorry. Work has been exhausting me, and I've just lacked motivation to do much writing. So take this early, smutty Christmas fic as my apology. Honestly, I don't know how good it is/how well editied it is as I wrote it in less than 24 hours as the idea just came to me as I was sitting down eating a candy cane, much like reader. Wink wink. Also, this is my first Frankie fic I've posted, so yay for that. I've got a few wips in progress for this cutie, so be ready for that. Likes, comments, and reposts are always appreciated. I'll post this to my A03 soon, which is linked in my bio, if you prefer reading on that platform. Hope yall enjoy.❤️🫶

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Frankie couldn't help but let his jaw drop in awe of you unconsciously sucking on a candy cane very reminiscent of how you sucked his dick merely a few days ago. How you always sucked his dick so good, leaving him a pathetic whining mess. His dick was throbbing as he watched your delicate fingers hold the curved end, twisting it up and into your mouth while your mouth bobbed up and down. An unbothered look on your face as you read your book, completely unaware of the effect you were having on your boyfriend sitting on the couch on the other side of the room from you.

Frankie can't help but groan a little, just loud for you to hear as it escapes the back of his throat. You look over to the other side of the room, where he sits on the couch palming his hard length through his jeans; sports playing on the tv long forgotten, as he stares at you with glazed over, dark eyes. Your smile grows wide when you realise just how you had been affecting him with such a mindless innocent action. Your hand holding the candy cane drops, leaving only your teeth to uphold the fruity, striped stick.

“You alright, sweetheart? You seem a little…distracted there.” You tease him as your eyelids droop to a flirtatious look.

He coughs a little before he answers, stumbling over his words. “Y-yeah, I'm doing real good, baby.”

You hum around the sweet confectionary, very reminiscent of a moan of pleasure, making sure to hollow your cheeks as the tart flavor hits your tongue.

“Wanna taste, baby? You're looking awfully desperate to have something sweet.” You say, holding the confectionary out to him, with your eyebrow raised.

He groans, squeezing his crotch, not managing to get out any words or approval other than an enthusiastic nod. You chuckle to yourself as you slowly get out of your seat and walk over to stand in front of Frankie. You lean down and place your hands on his knees, batting your eyelashes at him. One of your hands reaches up and twists the candy cane so the whole straight part disappears down your throat before it pulls it out again and you hold it out for Frankie to lick. He surprises you as he wraps his big hands around your back and hips and grabs you quickly to straddle his lap.

“Frankie!” You giggle, taken off guard, leaving your smooth, sexy facade down for a second.

“Sorry, mi vida. Needed to have my sugar fix as close as possible.”

He kisses you with such fervour it takes you a moment to kiss him back, caught off guard as you both moan into the kiss.

You pull back with a smirk and hold out the candy cane again for him to suck. He grins as he takes the sweet treat into his mouth and groans, still tasting you in his mouth from the kiss and on the candy cane.

“Mmmh delicious sweetheart, but nothing will ever taste nearly as good or as sweet as you, mi amor.”

He twists his body again and throws you back onto the couch, causing you to fall into a fit of giggles.

He grins against your skin as kisses down your jaw, creating a path down your neck and collar, down between your breasts through your shirt. He shuffles down the couch, continuing to trace his lips down your body, slowly removing every bit of clothing that gets in the way of his lips tasting your skin. You can feel his hard cock throbbing against you as he slides his way down, matching the throbbing pulse of your clit.

“Frankie…” you whine as he reaches your hips, pulling down your sweats slowly off your legs, tossing them somewhere on the floor. A devilish grin orderned on his beautiful face as he lowers his head, breathing in the scent of your arousal through your panties before biting the lacy fabric and moving them off you with his teeth. His hands are holding up your legs for better access as follows the curves of your calf. He tosses your panties to the ground and begins to plant soft kisses and bite down your raised legs all the way back down to your dripping heat.

Your face hurts from smiling as you watch Frankie show you his playful love and affection, he grins back at you and cups your face gently with one hand, to which you nuzzle into. He lowers his face back between your thighs and finally takes a firm lick up your folds, making you both moan. He has to reach down and palm himself through his uncomfortably tight jeans yet again as he sucks your clit and licks into your oozing hole, muttering to himself about how good you taste. He reaches up to grab at your wrist and pin it into the couch before trying to grasp at what you're still holding; the candy cane. He looks up at you with dark eyes when his finger plucks it from your grasp and holds it to your mouth.

You immediately suck it deep into your mouth before he can even ask. He growls before removing it from your red lips and dragging it down your body. He sucks it back into his mouth before running it back and forth through your folds, catching it deliciously on your clit every time, he watches in awe as your body shakes and squirms, telling of your impending orgasm as it reaches its peak.

“Come for me sweet girl.”

You become a babbling mess of incoherent swears as Frankie works you through your high. He fucks the candy cane into your cunt, following everwhere he traces it with his tongue, moaning at the sweet, delicious taste of you and the candy cane. He brings you to another high quickly after, enjoying another round of your sweet release hitting his tongue. Only stopping when you push his head away, pussy worn and oversensitive.

He kisses your inner thighs and works his way back up your body, licking up the sticky trail the candy cane left earlier, you grab both sides of his face and kiss him deeply, moaning at the taste of yourself on his tongue. You pull away after a few minutes to catch your breath and bite your lip. Pupils blown wide staring at the man that you love so deep with all of your being. You knew you just had to return the favour, especially because the thought of you sucking his cock started this whole thing in the first place.

After littering his swollen lips and red face with soft kisses, you begin to sit up to change your position, pushing your hands firmly against Frankie's chest to push him back against the back of the couch before sliding down to your knees in front of him. His cock is aching, he whines a little as he watches you undo his belt and zipper, pulling his pants off in one go.

You palm him through his black boxers, the front covered in a pre-cum stain. You look up at his disheveled state through your eyelashes, your eyes blown wide with lust. He swallows harshly as you reach under the band of his underwear and pull out his hefty length. He watches you licking your lips from the last of the sweet residue coating them, your mouth watering from the salty flavor soon to be gracing your tongue.

You lean your head forward and let a big glob of spit drop onto the tip, quickly lubing him up with your hand and small slow strokes. Your lips envelope his furiously swollen tip, tongue twisting around the curves. His hand falls to your jaw, holding it softly, a plea to keep going, don't stop. His head falls, eyes squeezing shut before he forces himself to not miss anymore of the gorgeous sight of you before him on your knees.

Your other hand reaches out, playing with and lightly squeezing his balls. Your other hand tightens its grip around his girth, strokes growing faster. You pull your mouth off him, raising his cock up, so you can dip your head and lick up from the bottom of his length all the way back up to his head and through his slit. You mouth quickly attaches back onto him, sensing he is close by his mumbled praises, and his desperate “fuck”s that has you clenching your thighs together as the throbbing returns.

You turn your head to the side a bit so the tip of him is sticking out prominently through your reddened checks as you bob up and down on the tip. The sight combined with your sinful, moans causes Frankie to suddenly shoot his load into your mouth giving you little warning other than a loudly groaned “Fuck” as the salty cum fills your mouth. You make a show of swallowing till every drop is gone, licking your lips and then opening your mouth wide to show Frankie that you had indeed swallowed all it.

Through his post orgasim bliss, sweaty and heaving, he manages to reach down and give you a messy, sloppy kiss. The taste of both of your pleasures being exchanged between the both of you. You pull away and sigh deeply, letting some much needed air into your lungs, as you rest your head on his naked thigh, looking up at him lovingly. He caresses your check, affectionately. You both open your mouths at the same time to say that “you'll have to buy some more candy canes soon.” Making you both fall into a fit of laughs. It really was going to be a sweet holiday season.

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#smut #pedro pascal characters #frankie pussy eating king confirmed #frankie morales x f!reader #frankie morales #frankie morales smut #triple frontier #francisco catfish morales #frankie catfish morales #francisco morales

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beanghostprincess · 5 months

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(Gonna dump my Dad Franky hc onto you real quick)

I like to think not only will Sanji and Yasopp not get along, but Yasopp will silently not like Franky as well. Because when they meet, Yasopp and Usopps reunion is going great, but Usopp is getting nervous. Constantly. So he keeps taking Franky with them to show his dad the cool stuff he made or his skills because he is afraid of embarrassing himself and he needs Franky there to give him confidence.

Which quickly turns into Yasopp being the third wheel at times, because he doesn't understand half of the stuff they are talking about at some points and start chatting about upgrade ideas without adding Yasopp to the conversation at some points. Purely by accident: Usopp is trying to treat it like a regular day so he doesn't let his worries take over.

Yasopp realizes after seeing the bond between the two and how Franky treats his son, he can't help but get jealous of the man. Because Franky (obviously) knows him more and has more in common with his son than him. His resentment becomes noticeable to Franky.

Franky already didn't like Yasopp after learning about him since he was also abandoned as a kid, but he was not going to give his opinion and let Usopp do what he want. After Usopp made him tag along a few times he won't lie, he's enjoying the fact that Yasopp doesn't like him.

Becomes less of a dad and son bonding time. And more of a bio dad, son, and step dad bonding time.

oKAY, this broke me because I just love Franky and Usopp's bond so damn much,, And this is exactly how I imagine things would go, honestly. Franky does love Usopp like a son, kind of. Apprentice? Both. And tbh sorry for Yasopp. Sucks to be him. Maybe if he had spent more time with Usopp he would know him better. <- Probably Franky's words, don't look at me.

#i know i said i understand yasopp and i don't hate him but SOMETIMES i hate him a lil bit #just a lil bit #i am very protective with usopp i apologize #one piece #usopp #franky #yasopp

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okiidokii · 11 months

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Obligotry Once-a-Month art post, and here's the main five designs lol.

I'm hella busy right now and I already barely had time to draw the Lagoona and Cleo designs, I then realized I had some problems with my first take on the big three so I redesigned them. I'll make bios for Lagoona and Cleo (as well as Ghoulia and Spectra, who are supposed to be part of this "Wave 1" lineup), but just unshaded full-bodies for now.

edit: Individual artworks cause the main image is blurry as shit 😭

Tangent under the Cut!

I made some little changes for Frankie ( I now realize I didn't even complete the pattern of the leg warmers, but ngl I'm vibing with the asymmetry). I just thought their design was too busy to work for a doll. Not that I am planning on making these designs into dolls, but that was my mindset when designing them. The excessive patterns, while looking cool to me, might seem off-putting to see on shelves so I toned it down a bit. Also removed some layers of clothes cause LOL there is NO way Mattel would ever put that many layers on a playline doll. Also changed the shoes, kinda rushed the first ones I designed I didn't like them at all. I feel these one fit my direction for Frankie a lot more.

Cleo was very inspired by Mcbling era of 2000s fashion. I like G1 Cleo a lot, but I think she was of the main dolls who didn't really have a clear fashion style attached to her, just wearing Egyptian motifs. Which don't get me wrong, looked really good at times, but I feel a lot more could be done with her. I associate the Mcbling era with extreme consumerism and hyper-femininity, and like... if that's not Cleo. Gave Cleo hazy eyes, jaundice, and generally ashy skin so she looks especially dead looking.

I didn't really have that much beef with my Clawdeen design as much as I had beef with her drawing. Like it looked SO bad compared to the rest. I actually sat my as down and drew her braids this time. I also changed her bra-mesh shirt cause 1.) again, Mattel will never put that many layers on a playline doll 2.)IDK maybe I'm a prude but perhaps it was too much for a 15 year old?

Lagoona was really a case of having my cake (making her Australian) and eating it too (making her a WOC). My Lagoona Blue is a Yawk-Yawk, a sea creature with sea-weed hair from the Bininj indigenous people of Australia. I wanted to connect her to an actual sea creature because honestly G1 half-sea nymph thing was vague as hell, and G3 is giving us literally nothing.I'd like to imagine the seaweed being a plastic mold at the back of her neck, like Viperine snakes. A lot of redesigns of Lagoona tend to go for streetwear or sport-leisure, but I went for beach fashion cause I liked the vibes. To compensate for the utter mainstreamness of her fashion, I tried to give her weird makeup.

Drac changed significantly because she was the only one whose design I outright disliked, at least for a hypothetical core doll. I removed the pink streaks cause I thought while it might look cool as a drawing, it might look garish on a doll (that and It'd be difficult to root with a machine). Still think the design might be a hassle to translate to doll form (the skirt is WAY too much), so I might have to revise it, again. But I like this direction much more.

#honestly lagoona is my favorite simply for how much I snuck into her design #like her choker is the plastic rings of soda packaging (they get infamously caught by turtle in the ocean)#Her headflower is the Stuart Desert Rose(the national flower of the Northern Territory in Australia where the Bininji people are)#her eyebrows resemble fish skeletons #her earrings are dragonflies (an insect Yawk-Yawks can transform into)#and her seahorse from G1 holds her fisherman's net-looking crochet sweater together (an Idea I stole from Moderngurlz design lol)#they're references in the others as well but yeah Lagoona definitely had the most #Monster High #Hokii's Dokiis #redesign #fanart #Monster High fanart #Monster High redesign #Frankie Stein #Cleo de Nile #Clawdeen Wolf #Lagoona Blue #Draculaura #my post #ohh boy here comes a bunch of tags

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rollinouttahere-writes · 10 months

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Okay, very well >:)

This is mostly how would they look and I can pretty say that Luffy, Zoro and Sanji in the crew have A LOT of scars of different types. And I'm too damn flustered to draw Nami and Robin because they would JUST BEAUTIFUL-

And I don't know yet how would Franky and Chopper would look but I do have some clues.

This is more like a practice of drawing Luffy because- I can be wrong but as far I know , pirates actually prefered do not drink any alcohol or/and throw a big loud parties because that alcohol's kick can make the crewmates less aware of the possible danger around and won't be able to defend the ship properly.

Usually , only beyond feared and truly powerful pirate crews could , first - afford themselfs a real good drink and second - make parties where ans when desired 'cause only really big and powerful marine ships and another pirate crew like them would try to fight them.

About the Devil fruits. In the AU exist as an Forbidden fruits of the Devil except - you cannot find them in the treasure chests or in another pirate crew/marine bases , or even steal it. You only either buy one (that is mostly how pirates get it but not always successfully 'cause they might be scammed with a colored regular fruit) or you can inherit it from killing then consuming the blood of the previous user.

However , the thing about it being Forbidden is that you can't not consume it. Either away or another , once you found it - you must eat it or it will take your ability to swim as of you dared to reject such an offer of the Devil.

Now about the Strawhats specifically. They aren't truly monsters but they are also would indeed be terrifying and cruel.

Luffy as a captain would be rumored as insane and would be feared by not only pirates and marines but also people from the different parts of the world. He would be famous for not killing his enemies but breaking them in the literal sense. Every single one of them that was against him or his crew ― has either absent limbs or broked bones that are beyond repair.

Zoro would be known for scarring and disfiguring his enemies. The sheer and raw strength and durability that he has would make his sword style absolutely vicious. He is also most feared by both marine , pirates and by other people but as an man that uses nothing but ― his strength , BIO , speed and swords. Moreover , every single enemy compare to Luffy is never left alive unless Luffy himself asks him not to. And every one of them that are left alive ― has an great amout of scars on their back , stomach and around the face.

I don't know if I should tell about the others but this most of it. :")

THESE ARE SO COOL

Luffy especially looks great! I would say the rumors about him being insane are true though, Luffy is batshit insane on a good day lmao

Idk what you have planned for Franky, but maybe he could be something like an illusionist? Kinda like Oz from the wizard of oz where everyone thinks he's this magical powerful entity when in reality he's just got a lot of nifty contraptions. Just an idea lol

If you want to share more then I'm definitely listening!

#emtynessinmyworld #monkey d luffy #luffy #zoro roronoa #sanji #black leg sanji #usopp #one piece

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yallemagne · 4 months

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Instead of sleeping or doing anything else productive, I'm gonna talk about Monster High.

So like. We all know. About the new generation. I'm gonna get out all my complaining here: wahhhh I don't liiiike it, it's not like the original!!

Okay, that's done. What can we do about it? Nothing. But I can DREAM.

So in the shower, I was just thinking: "This doesn't feel like Monster High. It feels like a yuppie middle school. This is Monster Middle." and is it mostly just because all the characters look like babies? yeah. Also from what I've seen of it... it feels like none of the characters are allowed to be mean. If you're gonna set something in high school, where are the catty mean girls?? the bull-headed bullies?

BUT THEN BUT THEN--- so my major problem is that the characters don't really feel like themselves. I would like them better if they were their own original characters, not burdened with the titles of their forefathers.

Forefathers. Foremothers. Foreparents.

Now, picture you are tied to a chair and I'm showing you my corkboard right now.

Imagine how cool it would be if they made the reboot about the children of the originals! So many fusions also!!

The new Cleo is so nice because she's not actually Cleo, she's the daughter of Cleo de Nile and Deuce Gorgon. Hell, you could keep the name if you want, have her be Cleo II, that fits the original Cleo's vanity. Deuce's kind personality mellows out Cleo's diva and we get this character I cannot believe they tried to pass for THE Cleo de Nile ijoergpoi.

The new Draculaura's whole witch thing doesn't really make sense to me and it never will. (especially her apparently being the bio daughter of Dracula now when she was previously adopted-- also Dracula is scared of witches or smth but if you READ THE BOOK HE IS A SORCERER) Buuuut if Draculaura and Clawd had a daughter and she just happened to be into witchcraft, sick dude. Also, even though it's such an obvious fusion I don't think Mattel ever did a Vampire/Werewolf hybrid. Now is the time, people!!

I don't think Clawdeen would really have children of her own? She feels like... a lesbian aunt. She and her wife are career women and shower Draculaura and Clawd's kids with gifts. Maybe Clawdeen's married to a witch and that's why their niece became so enamoured with witchcraft.

New Frankie would be made by Old Frankie in a lab and... with that robo leg... and blue highlights... hear me out... So one time speaking with a friend, we were kinda spitballing who would be a good match for Frankie with her endless line of suitors... I suggested hmmm maybe Robecca Steam?? I just think it'd be neat! Imagine them married and in the lab piecing together their perfect child ahhhh. Cute?? Right??

It's not a perfect solution because we have so many characters to reckon with. Maybe some drama from older fans mad that their pairing is not canon... but that's just already true. So many ships, characterizations, and backstories have been scrapped :(((.

like... not all of my thoughts can fit into this post but CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY ERASED MY SONS JACKSON AND HOLT??? and made Clawdeen half-human (bitch werewolves are already half-human what the fuck) so they could slap Jackson's/Holt's conflict onto her. They couldn't handle my sons' autistic swagger.

#update #monster high #monster high au #and characters that might not be parents can still be involved. like say finnegan wake? make him the gym teacher #why didn't they get me to write G3 /j

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toesucker416 · 3 months

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Saw a "Strawhats as Percy Jackson houses" post and it pissed me off so badly I'm making my own.

Luffy: legacy born to Dragon, the World's Worst criminal, son of Garp, the Hero of the Marines, who we will discuss later. That said, given how Luffy is, who Dragon is, and the Will of D in general, I think Eris, goddess of Strife is a good one.

Zoro: a dignified warrior with strong "fuck around and find out" energy. If he's not drinking, he's napping, and if he's not doing either of those, he's training. Textbook son of Ares (the post was actually right about this)

Sanji: his whole story falls apart without Judge and Sora, and yet, who's to say Sora has to be his bio mom? Son of Athena, who, fascinated with Judge's attempts to perfect life, saw fit to help. Sora gives birth to mundane (for a given value of mundane, they're still genetically enhanced) triplets. Athena is simultaneously proud and disappointed in him, because he's so smart, but then he's so stupid

Usopp: the original post said Hephaestus, and while I don't think that's inaccurate, we can do better. Usopp is the skill monkey of the crew. Before somebody comes along to specifically do something, he's the one doing it. He's the de facto shipwright and musician before those spots are filled, and even after, he's the de facto trickster. In Arlong Park, when Luffy describes Usopp's role, it's not that he can shoot from long distances, it's that he can lie. So I'm saying Hermes kid.

Nami: this one's hard to say. One of the simplest backstories, and yet, such a multifaceted character. Navigator. Cartographer. Thief. I almost wanna put her in Hermes with Usopp, but that feels like cheating. Still, I don't have a better idea at the moment, so I'll just stick with that.

Chopper: that is a reindeer.

Robin: not a demigod. She has enough problems being the sole survivor of a buster call, the only one who can read the Poneglyphs, and having the largest starting bounty in history. I entertained the idea of making her an Athena kid, but it felt wrong somehow.

Franky: the original post and I see eye to eye on this one. Franky is an orphan from nowhere who builds war machines as a teenager. He's so clearly a Hephaestus kid.

Brook: Son of Hades, a forbidden child. Old enough and spent enough years isolated that he doesn't get why this is such a big deal.

Jinbe: As much as I'd love to make the First Son of the Sea a son of Poseidon, I feel as if his story works best if he earned his strength and reputation.

Right, crew out of the way, let's get to some extras. Yonko first.

Whitebeard: Zeus. Zeus isn't just the God of thunder and the sky, he's also the king of the gods. That makes him a god of hospitality, as well. And what's more hospitable than adopting literally hundreds of children because growing up an orphan sucked so bad? Not to mention that, within Riordan's continuity at least, Zeus is the worst deadbeat of the lot, so making his son the pinnacle of fatherhood in Shonen anime just feels right.

Big Mom: Also Eris. Big Mom and Luffy are, fundamentally, the same. Two gluttons who want freedom and equality for all, with horrible abandonment issues. The difference being, Luffy had Shanks to set a good example for him, while Big Mom had a life of crime. If their roles were reversed, they would have each other's lives, and we'd be watching Big Mom Piece (ngl that'd go so hard)

Kaido: Kaido is something called an Oni, but what does that mean? It looks like he has horns and he's stupid big. I kinda want Kaido not to be a demigod, because he's a monster. The King of the Beasts, the World's Strongest Creature, a dragon waiting in a castle for someone to kill him.

Shanks: Manga spoilers in this one. You've been warned.

We recently learned that Shanks is Figarland Shanks, son of Figarland Garling, leader of God's Knights. He's a celestial dragon. I'm not sure if you've seen One Piece, but celestial dragons aren't good people. They steal, rape, and kill with impunity, and Garling is especially cold blooded among them. However, the celestial dragons are also an example of Oda doing Nature vs Nurture again, and Shanks is his example of that. Shanks is found in a box by the Roger Pirates at God Valley, and the King of the Pirates chooses to raise Shanks as his own. Anyways, Shanks is mortal, although all the CD's are probably legacies.

Blackbeard: I'm not saying anything on this one until we get more backstory. For a placeholder answer, I'll say Apate, goddess of deceit.

Buggy: Aphrodite, because have you seen that man's sex appeal? Plus, people believe him way too easily, he gotta be charmspeaking.

That's it for Yonko, let's get the original three Admirals, and then some important miscellaneous characters and we'll call it a day.

Akainu: who needs to be a demigod when you're HIM? Wallahi we're not ready.

Being serious, though, I'm a "Rocks Pirates killed Akainu's family" truther. His narrative role is best fit by him being just some guy.

Aokiji/Kuzan: Speaking of fan theories, he's 100% Brook's son.

Kizaru: Given how he usually drones when he talks, and he never seems to take things seriously, I'm saying Dionysus. I will double down on this if/when he betrays Saturn.

Garp: remember a thousand years ago, when I talked about Zoro and his "fuck around and find out" energy? Yeah, Garp regularly talks shit about world nobles *to their faces.* Ares for sure.

Roger: I'm feeling either just some guy, or Athena. Something about the search for the One Piece, a quest for lost knowledge and absolute freedom, feels very Athena to me.

Ace: See Roger. That's the only part of his story I'm touching, because his backstory is lowkey perfect.

Sabo: just some guy. He was always just some guy that Luffy and Ace liked, and it's one of his greatest qualities in a story littered with lineages of heroes and special races.

#one piece #pjo #original post was alright but come the fuck on #Robin would not fucking be a daughter of Aphrodite #i know the cowboy hat looked good but get real. that was all her

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llimerrence · 6 months

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monster high rant under cut because i have feelings and wanna rant lol

its my blog i do what i want

ugh now im thinking about how the new show like ... sort of removed clawdeen's blackness. like i'm glad she's still not white, oh my god i would have lost my mind. but at the same time it feels like a weird choice to change her as dramatically as they did. like draculaura is still miss perfect while being an absolute sweetheart; and frankie is still a newbie who's prone to mess ups. but clawdeen is....not clawdeen??? She's not miss fashionista with a bite who's a protective big sister anymore. it just feels ... weird. idk. (also the whole thing where in reboots the black characters suddenly become biracial feels weird in a way i don't know how to explain.) i'm not black so like, idk if this is just me comparing new clawdeen to old clawdeen & therefore i am only noticing the lack of 'blackcent'; but then there's also the fact that her g3 doll is lighter skinned than g1, g1 cgi animation is darker than g3 cgi animation; and box art g1 is darker than g3 box art, and her hair is lighter color. Also if they end up making her and deuce a thing then they're actively ignoring that the creator basically said she's a lesbian; and that's....something.

also, the way that draculaura is biracial is sort of weird if only because it constantly feels forced. Dracula was romanian. and original draculaura was romanian. and now she's asian. it just feels like a strange choice? Espically when there are plenty of other characters with unspecified backgrounds / uncertain backgrounds (twyla, Ghoulia, Toralei, spectra, Purrsephone and Meowlody, etc). but espically removing any hint of an accent from draculaura & making her dracula's bio daughter feel like the weirdest choices. It's like, completely removing the entire point of her character. She was prosecuted, a plague survivor, and they got rid of that. I hope they at least like, say she's half-romanian and half-asian. That would honestly satisfy me that way; but it doesn't look like they will.

I like the choice to change lagoona from austrailian into latina as a nod to the creature from the black lagoon which was in the amazon rainforest. It's a neat nod. I do wish we had another austrailian character though just to fill that hole. maybe they'll do it with gil? idk i miss gil lol

anyway, my tl;dr is that some choices make sense. other parts just feel....weirdly forced. and im tired lol

anyway frankie being nonbinary was an A+ choice okay bye

#i'm jet laggin' mccracken; || ooc;#tw rant

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hannahhook7744 · 1 year

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Anthony Tremaine headcanons revised:

His full name is Anthony Francis Tremaine. He is named after both of his grandfathers (Cinderella's dad and His mom's dad).

He has a variety of nicknames including but not limited to; Tony, Ant, Anty, Red, Ton, Carrot top, Francis, Fran, Franny, Annie, Tremaine, Maine, Trem, and Lord Tremaine.

He's also called a variety of pet names by Harriet, mainly luv, Batty, Bats, and bat boy.

He is the Quartermaster in Harriet's crew.

His family is originally from France and nobility, and while he's outgrown the whole 'Lord Tremaine ' thing, he's still bitter about it.

He's also bitter about the fact that FG granted Cindy's wishes but not the kids of the isles'.

He used to wish and wish to be taken off the isle with his friends and family, hoping that FG would grant them. She never did.

He is very family oriented and would do anything for his mother, siblings, and cousins.

He longs to be reunited with his father (and admittedly his aunt and her family).

He hates his aunt and grandmother, which is funny because he's his grandmother's favorite.

He only has one thing from each of his grandads—a pair of cufflinks from his step granddad and a long broadsword from his bio granddad.

He loves cats—mainly black ones because they remind him of Lucifer and Lucifer's kittens. One of which he owns.

He named it lord. Don't judge him.

He has 3 brothers and 4 sisters in this order— Ellie, Aaron, Colombe, Anya, Amara, Frankie, and Felix. Some of them are adopted.

He has 7 cousins in total—Dorothy, Daphne, Debbie, Dixie, Delanie, Dotty, and Dizzy.

His cousins can be a bit nasty—towards Dizzy (in good fun they claim) and others.

He doesn't always get along with the 6 of them (and his siblings on occasion), because of this.

He's really studious because he wants to be worthy of the title 'Lord Tremaine'— his favorite subjects are history, Geography, and Foreign languages.

He has a photographic memory.

He practices knife fighting with his cousins and siblings, and really likes the sport.

His main weapon is a baseball bat because he feels better and more confident using it than a sword.

He likes dancing and singing, and playing the flute and the piano.

He isn't the best fighter but he does give it his all. He's great a shit talking but he's not much of a swearer— that's more Harriet than him.

Anthony bonds with Chad over hair care, make up, shopping, dress up, and selfies. And modeling Dizzy's stuff.

He makes Chad apologize to Evie and apologizes to the core four for trying to feed them to crocodiles after Dizzy (and a pissed off Harriet) pushed him too.

He's into fashion and fixing his own clothes.

He also loves listening to music— especially with Harriet and Dizzy who he has danced with on the Queen's Fury and in the salon.

He and Harriet often quiz each other on random facts for fun. Oh and he has a thing for her and her for him.

They have experimented with their friends before but we're not gonna get into that

He goes to dragon hall— mainly to look out for his cousins and siblings, though he'll never admit it.

He gets all good grades in his classes without even trying.

He keeps a blackmail book. Only his crew and Dizzy know he keeps one. Only he has a lot more than one.

He's good at sneaking around—thanks to Harriet teaching him how to.

Speaking of Harriet, the two of them first met when they were young. He said something sexist and she broke his nose. He's been into her ever since, much to their friends amusement and exasperation. Mainly Sammy.

He's really into photography and vintage pictures— mainly when it comes to pictures of France and other places in the world.

He is allergic to roses like his mother and loves flowers,food, and jewelry like her too.

He's also into sailing thanks to Harriet.

He's also a handy man and the one who fixes things around their home and the salon.

He can be pretty impulsive and temperamental but is surprisingly good at calming others down.

He’s very resentful towards Cinderella and Prince Charming for not helping them, and because of the family tragedy that cost him his family.

He and Harriet eventually have two kids— Tommy and Katie.

His friends keep trying to come up with a ship name for him and Harriet.

He is very sarcastic and resentful towards most of the heroes.

He's great at cooking like his dad and loves tea parties and playing with his cay.

Finally, he has a habit of craving his name and the names of those he cares about into things. Seriously, his initials and name are carved into most of the buildings on the isle— Evie once found his name carved into furniture in her mother's castle and doesn't know how he managed it.

🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

Also I used some of @idontliketomatoesleavemealone 's ocs. Said ocs being Ellie, Frankie, Felix, and Colombe Tremaine. Check their blog out. Requested by: @eahravinqueen .

#disney descendants #descendants #melissa de la cruz #captain tremaine #harriet hook x anthony tremaine #disney descendants headcanons #descendants headcanons

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lonelyvomit · 2 years

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My true red lipstick has expired and I'm sad because it's from a classic horror collection and the shade is Frankie (like Frankenstein but to me it was also for my blorbo Mr Iero) It looks horrible on the lips but I cannot say goodbye guess I'll have to live with a tubed bio weapon lmao

you 🤝 me: hanging on to old makeup because it has a meaning

I have my Kat Von D x Green Day Basket Case eyeliner and I don't care when it has expired I'm never throwing it away 😌

#asks

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televisioncore · 2 years

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Welcome to televisioncore!!

A stimboard blog geared towards comedy TV shows, and a few other things too! This blog is for everyone in general, whether fictives, fictionkin, people who just like characters, exchetera! Anyone can send in a request.

What we can do:

Moodboards

Stimboards (may take longer than other requests)

Self care kits

Userboxes (this is user is [x], this user loves [x], etc)

Pride versions of all the above stuff

Pride icons (some of the time, may take longer than other requests)

Possibly more different stuff in the future!

Mod Info: Run by @parablesystem, we're 19, we use ae/they/he& pronouns, collectively you can call us Everlight, Michael, River, Charlie, Ted, or Green/Agent Green, or make up a nickname for us, if you want! Individual system members have their own names and pronouns, of course.

List of stuff we will (and won't) do requests for under the cut!! (I promise it's not too long to read)

Comedy Shows:

Note: We'll do requests for any comedy not on the blacklisted sources list, it doesn't have to be on this list here! Bolded are our favourites!

The Office

Arrested Development

The Good Place

Superstore

A.P. Bio

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Parks and Recreation

Good Girls

Angie Tribeca

Medical Police

Mr. D

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Great News

Kim's Convenience

Grace and Frankie

Schitt's Creek

Community

Modern Family

Upload

Living With Yourself

Master of None

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

iZombie

Ted Lasso

Nobody's Looking

Graves

It's Bruno!

Lucifer

Mythic Quest

Succession

Abbott Elementary

American Auto

Ghosts (BBC and CBS)

Our Flag Means Death

Only Murders In The Building

30 Rock

Non-Comedy Stuff (We only do non-comedy stuff from this list [with some exceptions]):

Severance

Slow Horses

Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul

The Truman Show

The 100

Squid Game

Arlo The Alligator Boy/I ❤️ Arlo

Stranger Things

I Am Not Okay With This

Black Mirror

The MCU (sometimes)

Spiderverse

The Stanley Parable/TSP:UD

The Beginner's Guide

West Of Loathing

Stardew Valley

The Bear

Silo

Pretty much any Apple TV+ show tbh, just ask

Some music!! Just send in music requests and I'll either do them or I won't, but there's a good chance that I will

General aesthetic stuff/animals, sometimes, if I feel like it!

And then, of course, there's things I won't do. Here's the blacklisted media list:

M*A*S*H

Anything with Bill Hader as a major character in it

Santa Clarita Diet

The Goldbergs

Real people (celebrities, streamers, youtubers, etc.)

MCYT content

(just because something is on the blacklist doesn't mean it's bad media, i don't have anything against those shows/etc)

#this is ok to reblog as a promo post if anyone wants to !!#you don't have to though /gen #intro post #pinned #stimboard #moodboard #self care kit #userbox #feels weird tagging this as all that stuff but also..self promo<3 and i doubt anyone will mind

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pansypr3p · 2 years

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Hi! I just wanted to say a little something I took note of in your bio. You said that "All Cops Are Bastards" which I totally understand man! A lot of cops are really horrendous and horrible people :( They take advantage of their authority and I wish they didn't. But actually I'm a cop, and no, I promise I'm not some gross 50 year old on tumblr. I'm actually 25, and I've been a cop for 4 years. I also promise I'm not just gonna bother your inbox with me defending the horrible acts some cops do, or other nonsense like that. I just wanted you to maybe take a step back and realize that not all cops are bad. I don't think I'm bad? In fact, I wanted to be a cop, to prove that there can be good cops out there, and to maybe start a change. I've never killed anyone of darker color, and I actually avoid using my gun as much as possible, and revert to my tazer if absolutely necessary. I just thought maybe this was something I should say, because your bio says "All Cops" meaning I'd be apart of that, I just wanted to clerify that yes, a lot of cops really are bad, and it gives us a really bad image, but not every cop is bad, like me. It's okay if you don't want to listen to this, get angry, or even find ways to tell me I'm wrong, I just wanted to get this out to you. Have a good day <3

oh yeah no. k so ACAB is supposed to be an eyecatching term that isnt literal bc it encourages ppl to remember and learn abt it. theres a specific term but like i had school today and its 1am and we are a puddle of dissociative goop so my brain is fuckin fried. anyways im not gonna change it because like even if i do believe you are a good cop, which, yknow, i kinda do? i wanna believe some of yall are trying. but i really think you should look more into it. im assuming youre white and probably cishet: PLEASE ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS OR FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LEARN THINGS!!!! if you really are trying to make a change: LEARN about defund the police, LEARN about acab, LEARN about why we do this, why we say these things, the history of it- like, for example, did you know cops started out to keep slaves in place? they didnt ever begin with "law enforcement" other than enforcement black peoples enslavement. that beginning is never, EVER, going away. that is the beginning of all cops. and anyways: 1. i dont believe you outweigh the bad and 2. i want that eyecatching phrase to CATCH. EYES. and make people ask questions. i want people to ask "why are they saying that? what the hell? what did cops do?" because then they might learn something! you asked a question, sort of, today, and i hope you learned a bit from this. have a nice night my guy.

-frankie (he/it/neos)

#local frank iero introject #frankie posts!!#funny bc bodily? we are 14-16 age range man. i am in high school #i dont care if u interact again mr cop man /gen but please dont follow me :) /srs #18+ safe to interact but not to follow/mutuals (depends)#acab

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lale-txt · 2 years

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🍑 online dating headcanons: Straw Hat Pirates

[part 1 w/ Whitebeard pirates] [part 2 w/ Supernovas]

a/n: i've written Luffy & Zoro in part 2 already, but wanted to do the rest of the crew still hehe. again VERY SORRY if i accidentally roasted your favorite, i'm not wrong though

Robin

hot milfs in your area want YOU

not she though

i'm sorry

Robin has this effortless beauty that makes her look good in every. single. photo.

it's unfair but she's just built different

she collects matches like cute little stickers in a sticker album, chuckling a little when a new one gets added to the collection

will make the most blunt small talk feel like deep talk, as if you stripped down to your soul, offering it to her completely

there are only few topics you can spark her real interest in, but she will still be polite and pretend she's interested in everything you say

she will find the most charming excuses to not meet up for a date offline

"sorry, i can't, my pet opossum needs emergency surgery"

and next thing you see is her posting on socials how she's living her best life on the Sunny, getting served sweet treats by Sanji and possibly snogging Franky (she deserves it though)

Franky

buys the premium versions of every dating apps for endless SUUUPERRR LIKES

his photo is him in the little red speedos and a ridiculous hair do that still suits him surprisingly well (maybe braids that cover his nipples)

he's the one that texts first for sure, not wasting any time

will definitely mention that he's able to vibrate in his bio, making vibrator sales on the Grand Line reach a new low because everyone wants him only

very relatable though, i would want to try that too

fun to chat with, even though if you don't end up meeting you can still save his number for ages for a spontaneous booty call, he doesn't mind

will send you a light signal with nipple beams if you can't find him out there

Sanji

a casanova on every app

yes he has installed them ALL (for range, honey)

his profile picture is him in the kitchen, chopping 'a little something' up but it's a whole 10 course menu ("oh, that? that's nothing... wait till you see what's on the menu for you WINK")

all the foodies in his radius are obsessed with him, trying to match him for a date

i would, too

he asked Franky or Usopp if they can build him a device that constantly swipes right for him, he can't miss a possible match and is getting cramps in his right hand from all the swiping

chain smoking from the stress of replying them all until he drops his phone into the soup one day

he takes it as a sign that maybe he isn't made for online dating and will try his luck offline again

Nami

from cat burglar to catfish in just three days!

Nami is sweet but would definitely try to rip her matches off all their money

at least the cis men

she's having more fun on the lesbian dating apps anyway

"it's called reparations, look it up"

very big flirt, very stunning photos, her wanted poster too of course for some extra attention

good luck keeping her entertained for more than three sentences though until she's moving on to the next one

get in line bestie

Usopp

your local indie soft boy

are you matching Usopp or Sogeking? you'll never know

goes by the slogan 'a little white lie here and there won't do harm'

please hold the line for 2-5 business days while he will handcraft a personality to match yours

will tell you about all the sweet date ideas he has with you that will make you fall head over heels in love with him without ever meeting him

all of that aside i think he is a pleasure to match with

he's gentle and caring, will never ghost you, probably has the best memes and not just another fuckboi

Jinbe

his online dating profile is very dad-like

which also means he will respond to everything with "👍" or "okay"

hang in there bestie, he is much more fun to talk to offline

Robin took a nice photo of him that he will use on EVERY app, one where he smirks a little in his best kimono

though he'll probably delete every app quick once he gets flooded with thirsty messages if it's true that sharks have two dicks

they do

will rather look offline for a partner but still give everyone of the crew advice on the do's and don't of dating apps like a worried parent

Brook

"looking for something to bone?"

banned from every platform for harassing everyone about their panties :(

#nico robin #op franky #jinbe #sanji #usopp #nami #one piece x reader #cat burglar nami #black leg sanji #demon child robin #soul king brook #one piece headcanons #sanji x reader #jinbe x reader #usopp x reader #nami x reader #robin x reader #straw hat pirates #one piece imagine

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justasillyoldfox · 2 years

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One Piece: Strawhat, Heart, and Kid Pirates Headcanons

♡These are my headcanons for the Strawhats, Heart, and Kid pirates. Don't like 'em? Leave. Simple as that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WARNINGS: Chapter 1044 spoilers, cursing

♡Strawhat Pirates

♡Luffy: His scar is redder due to it being lava made from a devil fruit. Laughs at anything and everything unless someone's picking on his crew. "I've only had my crew for nearly 3 years but If anything happened to them I would kill everyone on the planet then myself" kinda vibes. Already knew about his devil fruit powers and shit like that, he's been waiting to use Gear 5 for a long time, he scared the hell out of everyone and will tease them for being worried-will definitely get pummeled due to his reckless actions

♡Zoro: Hair is slightly a duller green, he has a high pain tolerance. Works himself to the bone until he feels like throwing up which takes a loooong while

♡Nami: Before time skip she was chubby and now she's a buff queen with Robin. She likes dressing up in any kind of outfits because she knows she will pull it off

♡Usopp: He loves his hair, so many different styles to choose from, low ponytails are just easier to do in the morning. Robin once gave 'em box braids, they looked hot. Could go on forever talking about plants and bugs, loves them. Also loves punk, goth, rock styles/aesthetics-thinks they are just super cool-tbh loves every aesthetic and could fit every one of 'em

♡Sanji: His hair is a brighter yellow but with platinum blonde strands in his hair due to his mother's hair color, so he has both his bio parents hair. His eyes are light blue. If asked nicely he would bake anything for whoever is asking unless it's Zoro lol

♡Chopper: White tailed deer

♡Robin: Buff queens with Nami. Looks more into psychology books, is great at manipulating the human emotions and is a great liar as well. Like Nami she can pull any look off

♡Franky: Hopeless romantic cyborg man

♡Brook: Another hopeless romantic lmao

♡Jinbei: His skin is darker blue with light blue specks everywhere and the same light blue on his stomach and his palms. Fishmen have tails even if they have legs, you can't change my mind (like in the movie Luca)

♡Heart Pirates

♡Law: He uses he/it pronouns and is gay. He has vitiligo, sorta making his face resemble a polar bear but instead of the marks being black they are pale, he has them covering his hands and majority of his left leg and a pale apple looking mark right in the center of his chest. He is black, only a bit darker than Robin. My poor man has some deep rooted trauma and gets uncomfortable when you touch the back of his neck

♡Bepo: They use he/they/bear pronouns and is aroace. He puts keeping his crew happiness and safety over his own. Sometimes he wants to remember what it was like living on Zou but he is okay with not knowing. He loves being pet and being babied. He sometimes whines like a bear when he is bored

♡Penguin: FtM and uses they/it pronouns, prefers the term unlabled. Pretty golden like tan, absolutely has a few tattoos on their arms, almost sleeves. They like sweet and sour candy and pretty jewelry. Loves to make lil play dates with everyone on the ship and calls it "down time" from the real world. It has lots of insecurities like their eyes,how lanky their body is and would prefer people to not ask personal questions. Anxiety hits them like a brick when they are overwhelmed, they also have ADHD

♡Sachi: Uses he/him pronouns and is bisexual. Is a little darker than Penguin, they get tans together on islands. He likes when him and Penguin have "down time". Likes hanging out with penguin in general, pets Bepo a lot and makes sure his captain is eating and sleeping well. Has observed his crewmates physical signs when they are uncomfortable or angry and try to keep the situation under control so the marines don't get called. Gives off heavy "kiss the homies goodnight" vibes with Penguin. Practically the sassy uncle of the crew

♡Kid Pirates

♡Kid: Uses He/They pronouns and is a raging bisexual. He switches between black and red lipstick. Loves his crew to death but would never say that out loud. Definitely insecure about his emotions and thighs. Knew Killer since he was a kid and feels more comfortable with expressing their emotions with it. Emotionally constipated baby boy

♡Killer: They use they/it pronouns and is definitely into men, I mean have you seen men's chest, perfection. It loves baking, to keep the crew fed and a coping mechanism for when their sad. Loves Kid to death

♡Heat: Uses He/It pronouns and is unlabeled. Is naturally very warm and is a heater for Wire. Doesn't really like being touched. Selectively mute since he doesn't like talking that much

♡Wire: Uses He/Him pronouns and bisexual. Has a huge crush on Heat but won't say so until he figures out Heat is into him or not. Loves apple pie for sure and cuddling with Heat as long as he's okay with it

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one-piece-aus · 3 years

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Strawhats As YouTubers

Luffy

He's one of those vlog channels that goes into restaurants and does their food challenge

Only he does what no other ones have done before and does, not double, not triple, but QUADRUPLE the amount of food in less than the given time limit

Dude's a legend and easily goes viral

Sometimes he brings his brothers along with him for the videos

They almost cleaned out an "All-You-Can-Eat" restaurant on multiple occasions

There are times where Luffy does his own challenges at home

But he can't really do them since there's not enough food

Zoro

Makes videos that seem like clickbait but are actually legit

"I Cut Through Steal With My Katanas"

Does a lot of katana tutorial videos

He mostly appears on his sister's, Perona, channel and whatever she does

They do live streams together

Sanji

Cooking tutorials

He makes a lot of them

Has a classic, aesthetic pleasing, intro and outro

Sanji has challenged Gordon Ramsay to a cook-off

Plot twist- Gordon is Zeff's brother

So he may or may not have a V-Tuber channel where he simps for e-girls and female v-tubers

Fans have been theorizing but he'll never connect the dots

Usopp

Memer

Nah, Usopp would be an animator channel

He makes animations of the wacky concepts or just stuff that happens in his life

Usopp is also close friends with this other YouTuber named Sogeking

Sogeking is a pretty genuine guy that makes life advice video, giving advice to commenters/fans

Usopp has done a face reveal but sadly, Sogeking said that he's not going to do a face reveal

Nami

Makes videos on how to save money or get the best for your money's worth

Lots of life hack videos

Also makes videos of the weather

Fans who live in her area check her channel for the weather forecast

Nami also has a separate vlog channel for when she maintaining her tangerine trees with her sister Nojiko

Robin

She makes videos where narrates stories with sound effects and background music

Fairy tales, myths and legends, creepypastas

But mainly historical accurate stories

She'll do live streams and read short stories in between answering questions

You could fall asleep listening to her read because it's so soothing

Chopper

His YouTube channel is a kid-friendly medical explanation channel

He explains basic and/or advance aspects of human bio, and other medical terms

Teachers love to show his videos and the kids enjoy him enough to look him up on their own at home

Chopper's avatar is a humanoid reindeer and some fans jokingly asked if he worked for Santa

Franky

SUPER MECHANIC TUTORIALS

Dude's videos look like something out of an energy drink ad

Pretty entertaining and very thorough

He does videos for technology as well

Shows how to upgrade your gaming set up (spoilers: cup holders are always involved)

He also has a gaming channel

Oh and Franky gets sponsored all the time

Every company wants him to advertise their product/service

Brook

Soul King Offical Channel

It's where he uploads his music videos and albums

There are clips of his live performances on there

He likes to interact with his fans in the comment section

Brook is also the one that creates the music intros and outros for the other Straw Hats since they're his friends

Also collabs with them

Jinbei

Marine biology videos

And karate class videos

That is until he comments on how he knows the straw hats and then one of his fans ask for him to watch a video on live

Now he's just a reaction channel, watching the straw hats videos

He suffers through but fans love it

Also puts warning on most of them that says "Don't Try Any of This At Home"

Poor worried fish dad

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