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omgkayplays ยท 3 days
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๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿงบ
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leopardom ยท 2 days
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another day another set of Jan pics (sorry not sorry)
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cemeterything ยท 23 hours
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of course my laptop decides to start shitting itself just when i finally get a new job with better pay and start thinking about the things i could spend that bonus money on ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‘
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helloliriels ยท 4 hours
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In one shining moment of clarity,
John understood Sherlock's sincerity;
How he'd quickly absolved
Mary's being involved ...
By taking, as penance, their parity.
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hunterofartemis7 ยท 3 days
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Pt.8
Damian: *lays back on the bathroom floor with Raven* ready to go back to bed?
Raven: *curled in a ball on the floor. Laying on a pallet of blankets that Damian made for her* noโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
Damian: *rubs her back* you need to try and sleep beloved. In your bed, not on the floor
Raven:..no๐Ÿ˜ฃ
Damian: *sighs* why not?
Raven: I donโ€™t want to moveโ€ฆIโ€™ll just start throwing up againโ€ฆ
Damian:โ€ฆ.*kisses the back of her neck* okay. Weโ€™ll stay here till your ready
Raven: thank youโ€ฆ*snuggles up against in*
Damian: *holds her* youโ€™re welcome
*back in the kitchen*
Selina: Iโ€™m sorryโ€ฆ.can you repeat that?
Dick: we think Damian is possessed by a demon or being mind controlled by aliens
Selina: okay..thatโ€ฆโ€ฆthatโ€™s what I thought you said๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
Tim: yeah, so wanna help us probe his brain?
Bruce: no!
Tim: aw โ˜น๏ธ
Selina: heโ€™s not possessed or being minded controled! Why would you even think that?
Jason: cause heโ€™s saying please, didnโ€™t cuss at us, and is sleeping in! And heโ€™s WAY more protective of raven than normal
Selina:โ€ฆ.okay he might be possessed
Bruce: heโ€™s not possessed ๐Ÿ˜‘
Dick: you got a better explanation?
Bruce: yeah.
Jason: oh really, what?
Bruce: he was up all night with Raven cause she was sick with a stomach bug and didnโ€™t have the energy to be an ass
Bat siblings:โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.
Dick: still doesnโ€™t explain the protectiveness!
Bruce: his fiancรฉe is sick, and you expect him to not be protective of her?
Dick:โ€ฆfair
Alfred: *just smirking to himself*
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exymybeloved ยท 3 days
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Pm!Dazai, talking with Akutagawa: [Complaining Talking about chuuya] It's weird to think that people who are 5ft are only 5 subways long.
Edit: The pic of them
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the-badger-mole ยท 1 day
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Wowowow, I have never engaged in any of the atla content after the finale, so what little I knew about it was just hearsay, but what is this I'm learning that Zuko and Katara don't interact at all? Or when they do is only as part of the group? If they're so sure of the validity of their ship what would they have to fear of them interacting jfc? Not only are the writers rude and entitled, they're also cowards? Fantastic ๐Ÿ˜‘
They couldn't even let them just be friends in LoK. They couldn't have them on screen at the same time. They were so adamant about it that ZUKO was at KATARA'S granddaughter's airbending graduation ceremony, but Katara was not. Bryke are not only terrible writers, cowards, and bullies, they also really hate Katara, and no one will convince me otherwise. If only one of them could be at the ceremony, why wouldn't it be Katara????
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flyingcircusbracket ยท 3 days
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clips and episode titles below!
Albatross - S1E13: Intermission (just the albatross part of this clip - not come back to my place)
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2. Bicycle Repair Man - S1E3: How to Recognize Different Types of Trees from Quite a Long Way Away
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3. Bogus Psychiatrists - S4E4: Hamlet
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4. Oscar Wilde Sketch - S3E13: Grandstand
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5. Restaurant Abuse/Cannibalism - S1E13: Intermission
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6. The Mouse Problem - S1E2: Sex and Violence
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7. Woody and Tinny Words - S4E3: The Light Entertainment War
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8. Flying Lessons - S2E3: Deja Vu
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pjharvey ยท 18 hours
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those kinds of โ€œpatriarchy only benefits men if they have every other type of privilege that exists in society tooโ€ posts made by WOMEN are so nuts like itโ€™s like if people started saying oh well most white people donโ€™t have white privilege unless theyโ€™re also straight cis able bodied neurotypical and rich. but also there are people who do act like white people who are poor donโ€™t actually have white privilege or that being lgbt is basically comparable to being a person of color bc no one actually knows what intersectionality is they just think itโ€™s a word they can use to make feminism not a womenโ€™s liberation movement anymore ๐Ÿ˜‘
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ssruis ยท 3 days
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Rui: itโ€™s only in my hair for a minute at most so I donโ€™t think the product I use matters that much. The only purpose of shampoo is to clean your hair, no? It gets the job done.
Tsukasa: 3 in 1 shampoo is absolutely terrible for your hair! You have to use different products. Also, even ignoring what that will do to your skin, you should be leaving conditioner in for at least five minutes!
Rui: what a waste of time-
Tsukasa: itโ€™s five minutes??
Rui: - I could be drafting at least five new machines during that period. This is simply more efficient.
Emu: wow thatโ€™s so smart! Maybe I should use that too, so I can have more time left in the day for fun things!
Tsukasa: no you should NOT use that! And he shouldnโ€™t be using it either! If you look your best youโ€™ll perform your best and part of that is taking care of your appearance!!
Nene: โ€ฆcan you not just think in the shower?
Rui: I can, but I canโ€™t write anything down in the shower. What if I forget?
Emu: what if you had waterproof paper and a waterproof pen?
Rui: Thatโ€™s a wonderful idea emu-kun! A water resistant paper and hydrophobic ink that wonโ€™t bleedโ€ฆ I should look into that! Using the time I save with a 3 in 1 shampoo.
Tsukasa: Seriously?! Nene surely you agree that this is too much.
Nene: Does it really matter..? Heโ€™s not going to change his mind. At least he uses hair products now.
Tsukasa: ?? WHAT
Rui: thatโ€™s true! Ah, Tsukasa-kun, if youโ€™re that interested in me in the shower-
Tsukasa: do NOT phrase it like that ๐Ÿ˜‘
Rui: you think so little of me. I was simply going to suggest you wash my hair for me :)
Tsukasa: no you were not! you are impossible!!
Emu: tsukasa-kun is going to wash our hair?
Nene: I donโ€™t want him anywhere near my hair.
Tsukasa: I am NOT- what is that supposed to mean??
Emu: yayyyy thank you tsukasa-kun!!
Tsukasa: are you even listening to me??
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andnowanowl ยท 2 days
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Ubisoft finally did an Assassin's Creed game in Japan and it has Yasuke in it, but they priced it at like ninety fucking dollars and they've been caught recently using AI voice generators instead of hiring actual voice actors. ๐Ÿ˜‘
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saiyanprincessswanie ยท 15 hours
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This is not what I want to see on my AO3. I appreciate the nice comment that they like my storyline but you didnโ€™t have to point out itโ€™s taken 4 years for 3 chapters. My health is not well and I donโ€™t have time to write like I want. Thanks for ruining my day. This is why my muse doesnโ€™t stick around for long. ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ž
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dostoyevsky-official ยท 2 days
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russiangirlv ยท 8 hours
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When your rabbit thumps the floor after you let him go from grooming, sir if you don't say thank you. ๐Ÿ˜‘
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awkwardarmadildo ยท 2 days
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SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE REIGATE SQUIRE EPISODE !!!
here are my favorite quotes and bits from both parts (m=mariana, s=sherlock, j=john, w=wiggins, a=rich little pissboy) [excuse all the emojis, i think theyre funny and they help me get the tone across better]
m: "whos a beautiful, weird smelly boy? thats right, thats you! uee!๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜„"
the entire introduction handwriting bit actually theyre so silly and goofy i love them so fucking much bro
s: "what is this ๐Ÿคจ? some kind of code ๐Ÿ˜ฒ... a cipher๐Ÿ˜ฎ... its ineligible but it has patterns๐Ÿ˜ฏ... similarities in its form๐Ÿ˜ฒ... what could it mean ๐Ÿค”?" m: "...its johns handwriting" s: "๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ ah."
s: "youve taken me to a loud marketplace ๐Ÿ˜. full of people shouting and strong smelling foods ๐Ÿ˜‘" j: [allistic sputtering]
j: "youre supposed to be resting" s: "mhmm" j: "you are though โ˜น๏ธ" s: "oh i know that" j: "then dont say it. mkay? dont even think it" s: "dont say what?" j: "๐Ÿ˜  i ๐Ÿ˜  know ๐Ÿ˜  what ๐Ÿ˜  you ๐Ÿ˜  are ๐Ÿ˜  about ๐Ÿ˜  to ๐Ÿ˜  say ๐Ÿ˜ " s: "not about to say anything ๐Ÿ˜‡" j: "good" s: "fine" j: "lovely" s: "splendid ๐Ÿ™‚" *typing sounds* j: "what are you doing?" s: "sending... a message" *message notification* j: "oh i-... from you ๐Ÿ˜’... the game is afoot- uahhhh" s: [voice getting smaller as he runs away] "i told you i wouldnt say it! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Œ"
s: "a hunk. a dish. a ssssstud. a certified BeefCake." j: "oh, donโ€™t say beefcake โ˜น๏ธ" m: [whistles] "yum!" j: "oia-! dont say yum! ๐Ÿ˜Ÿโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ "
the bit at about 25:45 - 26:00 in the first part. just imagining a mix of someone chasing after their dog when they hear it chewing on something it shouldnt be and "what d'you have?" "a knife!" "NO!"
s: "watson here is one of the most capable medical practitioners london can offer ๐Ÿ˜ค i am in safe hands" j: "yeah youre delirious, im calling an ambulance๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„"
j: "yeah, well, y'know. id rather you went home and stopped collapsing, but Here We Are ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ " s: "fine ๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜’. สฐแต‰หกหกแต’"
j: "aaaa ow! that-! she pinched me โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฅ! *turning and pouting at the small child while pointing at sherlock* 'scuse me! i didnt steal the swing, he did ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ค!"
j: "lets go 'nd betray this old mans trust... โœจ๏ธ t o g e t h e r โœจ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜šโ˜บ๏ธ"
w: "sherlock pal"
w: "i sure did"
w: "hey johnny boy, how ya doin"
w: "nice to meet ya mariana, heard lovely things"
w: "from sherlock"
every word out of wiggins mouth
every noise wiggins makes
wiggins
s: "the temperature of your bollocks are not my concern. it is alec cunninghams bollocks that i am interested in" j: "*into the mic, likely while making a stupid face* you heard it here first folks"
a: "forrester- get off- call my dad. call my dad right now-" m: "nobody needs to call their dad, alec ๐Ÿ˜’ were not in the playground ๐Ÿ™„"
a: "NOOOOOO ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜Ÿ" s: "yyyyes โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‡"
a: [sad little rich man whimpering]
i actually kinda liked colin he was kinda funny to me because i would have to be bleeped just as much as he was lmfao. sometimes people say fuck
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soundwavesuperioraf ยท 20 hours
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Nemesis/Soundwave TFP
Remember when the Nemesis became sentient in Transformers Prime s2, e12 Tunnel Vision? What if the ship immobilized every bot except Soundwave? Soundwave is always hooked into its systems with his tentacles, with quite the deft and respectful touch, so maybe the ship decides it likes Soundwave. And it realizes it will need at least one bot on board in working condition to keep it running. So...everyone out or frozen! Except Soundwave. You can stay. Soundwave superior. Meanwhile, Megatron, before getting immobilized, is initially extremely offended, but then as his parts start to freeze up, he just ends up shouting to Soundwave to take good care of his ship and to get him back online asap. Then Soundwave finds himself alone with the Nemesis surrounded by frozen Decepticons. And as mean and rude as the Nemesis was to everyone else, to him it's...kind of sweet? 'Soundwave,' the Nemesis purrs instead of threatens, 'please manually recalibrate the seventh external port sensor. It's misaligned and it itches.' Soundwave awkwardly complying so that he doesn't get kicked off the ship or frozen too while thinking hmm this is getting weird. The Nemesis sweet-talking him about how nice it is with just the two of them and having every other Decepticon as quiet now as Soundwave (and his vow of silence). Soundwave: superior, but also Soundwave: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿค”
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