#📎Silver Savior📎

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With Love Comes Property Damage

Ship: Wade Wilson x Keaton Magnolia

Word Count: 1342

Summary: A little bit of a self-insert reboot fic one might say. A snapshot to get reintroduced to my s/i and his dynamic with Wade. Cws for feelings of failure, brief mentions of guns/weapons, implications of uncleanliness, property damage and mild danger.

Tag List: @futurewife @canongf @rexscanonwife

Keaton Alan Magnolia had been a resident of Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters since before he could walk. His parents had abandoned him there and as far as he knew, none of his other family members were going to come and claim him, either. How they possibly could’ve known he would grow up to be a mutant, he couldn’t comprehend. Still, at least he was safe and accepted within the school’s walls… until it was clear that traditional teaching methods were not going to focus his curious and rapidly expanding powers. Keaton could sense his teachers’ doubts in him, too, which didn’t help much as he grew up.

As an adult, he remained an occupant of the school, for no one had the heart to kick him out. Though he called it his home at the end of the day, he spent most of his waking hours traipsing through New York, searching for himself. Instead, he found Wade Wilson, which was a bit like the same thing, but a little to the left. Now they were dating, and Wade seemed determined to get Keaton out of his academic setting for good.

“Hellooo!” Wade’s voice echoed through the school’s vast library, without regard for anyone seeking quiet refuge inside. He wandered amongst the high shelves and polished tables until he found what he was looking for: Keaton, hunched over a desk in the corner with several open books splayed out in front of him. “What’re you doing in on such a lovely day, babes?”

He exaggeratedly pulled up an extra chair and propped up his heels, regarding Keaton with a grin. He was wearing his typical red and black suit, sure to shield the eyes of children from his “horrible ugliness,” and of course toting his weapons of choice.

“Hi Wade. I’ve decided I want to teach.” Keaton responded distractedly.

“Teach?”

“Yeah, I know, wild for the kid who never graduated to want such a thing… but then again, maybe that’s why I’m trying to get Xavier to let me do it. Let me be an example of what to avoid becoming when you’re enrolled here.” He pessimistically turned the page of the nearest book, not looking up at his boyfriend, whose grin quickly fell away.

“Everything that’s happened to you has been out of your control and you know it.”

“Isn’t that the fucking truth…”

“Alright, poor choice of words, but you know what I’m saying! It’s not your fault nobody tried hard enough for you…” He swung his legs down and shifted closer to his boyfriend, placing his hand on his shoulder. “I think you’re perfect.”

“If I was so perfect, I wouldn’t still be considered ‘potentially dangerous,’ and I’d probably be an X-Man by now.”

“Gross. Who wants to be one of them? C’mon, Keke… can’t you at least look at me?” Finally, Keaton looked away from the book and met the white eyes of Wade’s mask. “There’s my handsome boy. And fine, if you’re really serious about teaching at a superhero orphanage, let me help!”

Keaton arched one of his eyebrows. “You want to help?”

“Yeah!” Wade snatched up one of his hands and placed it suggestively on his spandex-clad thigh. “I can be a stress ball!”

Finally, Keaton snorted- “It’s not a laugh, but I’ll take it.”

“You know what, I could use a walk,” Keaton stood, closing the books on the desk and piling them to the side. Wade eagerly hopped up to join him. As they wandered the vast, sun-soaked and dust-coated halls, they passed students that paid Keaton no more mind than a shadow, though plenty of them turned their heads at the sight of Wade and his obviously displayed guns.

As they turned onto the grounds, Keaton made a sound somewhere between a sigh and a laugh. “Me as a teacher… could you imagine? Half of these kids don’t even know I exist.”

“Hey, if it’s what you really want to do, don’t let anyone get in your way. Much less snotty-nosed urchins.” They paused as a kid who reminded them of the abominable snowman chased another with wings, cutting off their path as they passed.

“Are you offering to be my in-class support?” Keaton bumped into him playfully as they continued across the grass.

“I’d be playing right into Colossus’ hands if I did that,” Wade groaned. “And let me tell you, those are some big, shiny hands to play in.”

“I’m surprised he hasn’t involuntarily tried to use me to get you to ‘settle down.’ Not that I think he’s a user or whatever… but I think he knows you’re really the one doing things for me, even if they’re things he doesn’t necessarily like.”

“I’m telling you, I’ve got a perfectly good apartment we could be sharing.”

Keaton sighed as they sat at the far end of the training field, laying back on the lush lawn. “Wade, I’ve seen your apartment. You should be charging the roaches for rent."

"I've got roaches??"

Keaton snorted again. "I'm teasing, but really, you know I don't do well with sudden shifts in the environment…"

Wade nodded, turning his head to admire his boyfriend's profile. "Maybe that's why you have the powers that you do. You shift while the things around you stay the same."

Keaton turned his own head. "I don't see how that's very useful. How does one adapt to things that don't change? You don't need to, really."

"I don't know, it gives you perspective, or something." Wade inched closer. "You know, I haven't gotten a kiss yet today."

Keaton rolled his eyes, shoving his hand in his boyfriend's face. "Maybe I don't want to give one to you."

Wade gasped, forcing his nose between his fingers in an attempt to break the barrier. "Why not???"

Keaton sat up. "You'll have to catch me first."

“Okay!” Wade made a swift movement to wrap his arms around Keaton, but Keaton was quicker, transforming into a raven and fluttering up into the sky. “Hey!! That’s not fair, I can’t fly!”

Wade scrambled to his feet as Keaton merely cawed in amusement, flying back toward the school with his boyfriend in hot pursuit. Completely ignorant of anything besides capturing his boyfriend for a much-desired smooch, Wade barreled through the halls, somersaulting and wall-running along his route as Keaton flew ahead. Once far enough into the school, Keaton then transformed into a black cat, exercising innate agility as he scaled bookshelves and twisted between students’ and other residents’ legs. Feeling as if he had left Wade far behind, Keaton lept onto a stair railing to wait, his ears flicking every once in a while, straining to hear when his assailant would show himself once more.

It wasn’t long before Wade rounded the corner and spot his cat of a husband. Having already been travelling at a constant momentum, he found himself rushing toward the railing with reckless abandon. Keaton yowled in protest, knowing disaster would strike if Wade did not slow down, but it was too late.

“Gotcha!” Wade cried as he lept forward, reaching out for Keaton and consequently bodyslamming his way through the railing, sending them both toppling down to the floor below as Keaton shifted back into his usual human form.

“Wade!” He shouted as he clung to his broad chest, luckily landing on top of him as they crashed onto the floor. “Are you okay?!”

Wade gasped for breath underneath him but raised a thumbs up. “Just fine!” He wheezed. “I might’ve broken a rib. Or three. But it’s no biggie.”

“Okay… okay, good…” Keaton caressed his cheek, then looked up at the smashed railing. “Shit. How am I going to pay for that?”

“Don’t worry about it.” Wade reached up and rolled up his mask, pointing eagerly at his scarred mouth. “I do believe this means I win, anyway. Kisses please.”

Keaton looked back down at him and shook his head. “You persistent motherfucker…” He then sweetly granted his request, squealing slightly when Wade’s arms clamped around him, keeping him close.

#self shipping #self shipping community #self insert #self insert x canon #self x canon #oc x canon #marvel oc #deadpool #circus scripts #🖤❌.s/i #💣Bulletproof Boys💣 #📎Silver Savior📎 #(mentioned) #<- platonic f/o

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oh FUCK it’s father’s day y’all

#me and my... *counts* 2 father figure f/os #🤺Either Way What Bliss🤺 #📎Silver Savior📎 #but it's ok i'm technically a dad too cuz i got stepkids from chucky and have emotionally adopted boogie's boys from tnbc c:< #clownie talks #self shipping #self shipping community #father mention #familial f/os

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Keaton: But Colossus, I love him! >//n//< Wade in the background: *unhinging his jaw to eat an impossibly tall ice cream cone*

#SSAHAJHAJ #incorrect quotes #circus scripts #self shipping #self shipping community #self x canon #oc x canon #self insert #self insert oc #💣Bulletproof Boys💣 #🖤❌.s/i #📎Silver Savior📎 #<- platonic f/o #''your taste in men... is concerning to say the least'' #hshaghahgahg

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AAAA tell me if you have any ideas about what goes down at your bachelor/...not bachelorette parties 4 u and wade!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!! OKAY!!!

Wade kind of wants to do "everything," y'know? Sky-diving, bar crawl, fuck it even golfing, the whole nine yards. His party includes Cable, Wolverine (kind of shocking he took the invitation but then again he's also dating me teehee), Weasel, Dopinder, and Bob. I will be extremely surprised if nothing goes to chaos between everyone.

As for me, I am looking forward to something more low-stress after planning a wedding with a man that has so much bad luck even a field of four-leaf clovers couldn't save him at this point (sorry baby but it's true); a spa day, maybe some homemade games with small prizes, and a movie marathon! My maidens and non-maidens alike (actually, I don't know any non-maidens personally enough (that I'm not already dating) to invite now that I think about it :0[ ) include you, of course! Domino, Negasonic, Yukio, and Storm.

ty this was fun 2 think about, the actual wedding... maybe next month b4 I leave for ohio >:0]

#clownie talks #ask #self shipping #self shipping community #self ship wedding #💣Bulletproof Boys💣 #❌Lend Me Your Flannel❌ #📎Silver Savior📎 #💥Negasonic Teenage Sister💥 #🦾⏱️ #🍀👩🏾‍🦱 #🦑Bob🦑

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Not me baking this cake for Colossus SHGGHSGHSAHGA

#💣Bulletproof Boys💣 #wade refuses to help (and apologize) but will gladly taste test sghhgssg #clownie talks #self shipping #self shipping community #familial f/o #📎Silver Savior📎

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Poe: Hey, so...

Poe: I accidentally spent $730 today.

Colossus: ...

Colossus: wait wHAT-

#incorrect quotes #EHBSBHHBEHSH #familial f/o #📎Silver Savior📎 #self insert #self shipping #self shipping community

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Quote adapted from a @selfshipquotes post!

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#📎Silver Savior📎 #familial f/o #clownie talks #self shipping #self shipping community #self insert #GAH LOOKIT PIOTR HE TURNED OUT REALLY WELL IMO... #smoking tw #self ship art #my art

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Piotr, outside of Poe's (locked) bedroom: Poe, open the door! \:-(

Poe, laying on the floor with Elvis' "Heartbreak Hotel" playing in the background: Leave me alone to die.

#📎Silver Savior📎 #self insert #familial f/o #self shipping #self shipping community #incorrect quotes #ask to tag #source: lilo and stitch

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Poe Dalke/The Raven Backstory Notes

Alright I’m finally coming up with some comprehensive backstory for my mutant s/i.

It all starts when their mother is unknowingly exposed to radiation while pregnant, albeit briefly.

The pregnancy was a difficult one, and it was practically right away that Poe’s parents knew something was Up™... they were born with completely black, void-like eyes.

Poe’s powers became obvious at the age of five, which was when their parents gave them up to Xavier’s, disgusted with what they had created.

They were collectively raised by any adult that had time for them in the mansion, though notably Piotr Rasputin/Colossus. It was a loving, nurturing home, that gave them lots of room for learning about themself.

Into teenhood, however, they found it hard to progress. While other students their age were excelling in their classes and powers... their own abilities made them feel burdened, as if their powers were rocks, weighing them down.

By the time they “graduated,” they had given up on being something great like their peers. No one wanted to kick them out, so they got a private room and became an aimless recluse, with their mentor and father figure unsure of how to reach out, his usual positivity didn’t seem to work for them.

Poe believed they would die as they lived; tired and cynical. But then there was Wade Winston Wilson. The Merc with a Mouth. Everything changed because of him.

@ghostlyvenus-selfships @the-schizotypal-cryptid

#💣Bulletproof Boys💣 #📎Silver Savior📎 #self insert #self shipping #self shipping community #clownie talks #clownie writes #pregnancy mention

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How each X-Force Member Drives the Van

Wade: Most likely to crash it. No regard for road safety laws, he’s going to get to his destination no matter fucking what stands in his way. Also easily distracted by roadside attractions.

Cable: Easily the most level-headed driver. Only ignores safety laws if absolutely necessary, but would absolutely barrel through a red light if he was particularly annoyed by a certain two somebodies in the back seat.

Colossus: Can’t fit in the driver’s seat 😭

Russell: Hasn’t been given driver’s ed yet-

Domino: Riskiest driver but can get away with it. Least likely to get distracted.

Poe: Only takes the driver’s role if necessary. Prefers when it’s just him and Wade in the van, he doesn’t like the idea of potentially endangering the others if he has to do any risky driving. Willing to disobey laws depending on circumstances. Makes sure everyone has roadtrip snacks!

Bob: Reluctant/designated driver if anyone else is impaired for any reason, alcohol-related or not. The only one who always absolutely obeys the safety laws unless pressured to ignore them.

#💣Bulletproof Boys💣 #📎Silver Savior📎 #🦑Bob🦑 #self insert #familial f/o #platonic f/os #clownie talks #headcanon dump #self shipping #self shipping community #q'd

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Listen, I don’t like Family Guy, it’s never hit the same way as say, The Simpsons has for me.

But Poe’s relationship with the X-Men is SO close to being that meme with Meg; Poe: You always act like you’re better than me! X-Men: *staring at them while wearing fancy clothes*

#💣Bulletproof Boys💣 #clownie talks #💥Negasonic Teenage Sister💥 #📎Silver Savior📎 #self insert #self shipping #self shipping community #self ship shitpost #kind of

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Colossus: Get out of the tank.

Poe: No.

Colossus: Get-

Poe: You're not my dad.

Colossus: Yes, I am, get out of the tank.

Poe: I'M IN A TANK AND YOU'RE NOT.

#incorrect quotes #familial f/o #self insert #self shipping #self shipping community #📎Silver Savior📎

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Poe, stuck between transformations: ... I look... like a moose. :o(

Piotr, trying to help: Maybe... but a very cute moose!! Make all the boy mooses go [poor imitation of a moose call]

Poe: I have *antlers* pops. 😵💫

Wade, walking in: [POOR IMITATION OF A MOOSE CALL]

#self shipping #self shipping community #self insert #💣bulletproof boys💣 #incorrect quotes #inspired by a tiktok #though the audio could easily be from somewhere else tbh #ALSO WADE THAT'S NOT HELPING DGCFTF #📎silver savior📎 #familial f/o

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i feel like colossus would tell me something like, “if you keep listening to that headbanging music you’re neck is just going to snap in half one day!” shhsggsghsh

we love each other but he does not understand my taste in music shgshghs

#📎Silver Savior📎 #does slipknot give me a headache? yes. do i still listen to them and other genres that have the same affect? YES. #if your music doesn't make my brain feel like a slushie you're not doing it right /j #clownie talks #platonic f/o #self shipping #self shipping community

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Wade, talking about Poe: Your protogé looks gnc asf.

Colossus: You're insane.

#why... am i getting heavy deja vu as i write this at 1:30 in the morning #HAVE I WRITTEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE?? #hh i better go to bed b4 my brain starts beating me up lmfao =x= #another meme that idk if it's dead or not #i MIGHT draw this fvbvfbvf #💣Bulletproof Boys💣 #self shipping #self shipping community #incorrect quotes #📎Silver Savior📎 #q'd

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🎶you are my dad,

you’re my dad!

boogie woogie woogie🎶

#fvhfvbbvfvhf #📎Silver Savior📎 #familial f/o #clownie talks #self shipping #self shipping community