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#father mention
peri · 2 years
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one time on halloween my dad got piss drunk and started talking strictly in effortless rhyme. at one point while doing so, he started talking about his history in war. he has never been to war
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crippled-peeper · 5 months
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my dad when I ask him to remember what my disabilities are (he was in the room when I was diagnosed with them)
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anomalous-skink · 10 months
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Hey, can anyone show off their pets today please?
this is the first Father’s Day my best friend is spending without her dad, and I have been elected to smother her in love + support + cute things
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go6jo · 6 months
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taking geto to meet your parents for the first time.
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spamtondoingthings · 9 months
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spamton celebrating fathers day by screaming in a nest of pipis at the top of his lungs on the roof of your apartment while you sit next to him with hot chocolate. yes he has one too and drinks it between screams.
happy fathers day
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fruitsclipper · 2 months
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where is my dad
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peppenispizza · 9 months
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peppino definitely, totally, absolutely not starting to cry after celeste gives him a strawberry patterned chef hat. guys he ISNT CRYING. theres just a leak on the ceiling dripping onto his eyes while he’s crying. ...wait DANG IT
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abomnibus · 5 months
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Rest your weary eyes o' extinguished one, you have fought well. Rest eternal in the many arms of your Father. His Primordial Majesty, Sleep.
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sweetpeauserboxes · 10 months
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[id: two light gray userbox with a gray border and gray text that reads “this user sees argo as a father figure”. on the left is an image of argo from 7 Days! : Mystery Visual Novel and the prequel Argo's Choice: Visual Novel. /end id]
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metalslimes · 2 years
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happy fathers day to this guy and this guy only
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ignisgayentia · 7 months
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GOD After like two years of being in legal-court-lawyer hell, a judge finally is letting us handle my late father's finances from his bank account lmao... WILD!!! anyway, i've had to go to the bank like three times to close/manage his account and i am so glad it's finally OVER
if u got kids PLEASE fill out a fucking WILL!!!!!!
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peachcombo · 7 months
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i remember in sophomore year i was failing a class and my dad who i hadnt seen regularly in 7 years at that point texted me like "about that grade" um girl . you have 5 kids and none of them like you😭 thats 0/5 .A ZERO!!!! F!!!!!!!
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ribghoul · 8 months
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every time i have to meet with my father i think "fuck it, i'll let him see my tattoos and tell him about my partners" and then when i actually go to see him i cover up my arms with a sweatshirt that is too hot for summer and say nothing.
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aweega · 1 year
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idk how common it is for mixed race people to have their white parent be actively racist toward the other + his mixed kids but either way. in my personal experience. there's something deeply always wrong with a white conservative guy who habitually seeks out asian women
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dilfsisko · 8 months
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‘Am I gonna have to hold your hand and do it [get my car fixed] with you?’ Yes. It’s been like this for 24 years, Father.
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fruitsclipper · 2 months
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my dad is home its pizza dinnertime
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