#💃 anon

[ventismacchiato]

I’m exhausted for u why,, r people asking about updates again⁉️ I’m sure Kai appreciates that like,, u wanna see her posts and that you’re interested in his story ^_^, but it’s not uncommon for people to lose interest and like,, not wanna continue a story anymore (not to say she’s discontinuing btl) and Kai already has a full blown fic scara x reader written,, im surprised he didn’t lose motivation earlier!1!! There’s no way I could do one full fic much less another almost fully complete one??! (Not to mention majority of those fics are like,, edited?? It’s not like she’s just sitting down and writing in docs or wtv theres so much more effort put into it)

My point is,, stop badgering Kai about updates,, even if u don’t have bad intentions it can still be,, difficult for a writer to constantly receive people asking for updates,, If you’re really desperate u could always read jptp while u wait !!!

Also before people r like “wow ur such a dick they only want an update why are you being so mean😢” remember that Kai doesn’t always post every ask he receives,, I’m sure she receives a lot more people asking for updates and just doesn’t post them,, it’s a repetitive thing

Idk just don’t be a dick,, and even though u have good intentions that doesn’t mean that your actions can’t be hurtful,, esp if Kai has already stated boundaries on that thing before

THANK U PANSY 😭😭 MY NUMBER ONE FR 🩷

like if i had an update to post i would you guys it’s not like i’m gatekeeping them 💔 i just don’t have the interest

if i ever discontinue it i’ll post the notes i had for the ending and call it a day like it’s not that deep 😭

#kai mail 💌 #💃 anon

[tired-biscuit]

Biscuit oh sweet biscuit . Im in love with your Naruto and Yuji like how do you do that u write them in a way that has me weak🫠. May I thirst about yuji reaction catching you dancing and you look especially féminine and hot swaying your hips and shit. Its summer , you are wearing a beautiful little dress, you are slightly sweating and you’re cheeks are flushed, but you are too immersed in enjoying the music to care about the hot weather or… the presence of yuji’s stare on you you didn’t caught him yet🤭

love u biscuit🥰

-💃🏽 dancing anon

this is so sweet, thank you!

i think he’d make it so obvious that he’s looking at you? like, i’m imagining his mouth borderline hanging open slightly and he’s got these wide open eyes with pupils that just won’t. stop. growing at the sight of you. you’re in your element, chatting and laughing with your friends as you dance, and it’s literally love at first sight from his perspective.

he’d be drawn to how lively you’d look; it’s like he’s encountering joy — life — in its rawest form despite being so simple and just plain human. somehow, it reminds him even a little of himself, of the life he wants to have. it swipes the rug from underneath his feet and his friends have to result to waving their hands in front of his face to make him snap out of it.

the most amusing part would be him trying to approach you. his buddies shove him your way, teasing him into oblivion along the way, and all of a sudden he’s feeling overly self-conscious and his chest is getting tighter the closer he gets and he’s fixing the collar of his t-shirt and is running his fingers through his hair, trying to ignore the nervous sweat that sits in his forehead and making himself appear more presentable — something he usually never worries about.

he’d definitely manage to make a fool out of himself in the cutest way possible while trying to get your number! and when you’d step onto the tips of your toes to lean closer to his ear so that he can hear you tell him your name over the music, he’s already got hearts in his eyes by the time you pull back to look at him again.

he’d just be very blatantly infatuated and i think that’s the most endearing thing about him.

#he’s so sweet i want to sobbbbb #biscuit mail #💃 anon

[frenchfrywrites]

now that requests are back can i request ur pussy hcs of the trans bros? maybe even side charas if ur up to it 👀

-💃

Pussy hcs for the obey me bros

MINORS DNI

Lucifer

Meticulously tends to his pubic hair

His clit is pretty average

But it’s very sensitive

He needs it to be touched to cum

Very tight pussy for sure

Doesn’t get very wet, so make sure you’ve got lube handy

Mammon

Totally has a clit piercing 

His clit is also sensitive, and it's a bit on the bigger side

Doesn’t care too much about his pubes, but he cleans up

He gets absolutely soaked after like 2 minutes of attention

You could definitely fuck him without lube 

Bc he's also very flexible and will adjust to your fingers/length quickly

Levi

Very small and cute lil clit

It’s crazy sensitive 

But he doesn’t need you to touch it for him to cum 

He doesn’t have that much hair on his pussy so he doesn’t tend to it often

Gets very wet and is very embarrassed about that

Good that he gets wet bc his pussy is tight

He frequently squirts

Satan

I think he fully shaves his pussy

He just likes the look of it when it’s bare

Plus his pubes are blond so it’s not like you can see them much when he lets them grow

His clit is pretty big, but not overly sensitive 

He will get pretty wet, but it’s very smart to have lube too

Bc he's pretty tight

Asmo

Like I said, I agree with @teeth-farie, Asmo would def shave his pubes into a heart or something lmao

His clit is cute and small

He also def has a clit piercing too

It’s very sensitive but you don’t have to touch his clit for him to cum

He gets so wet and is also a frequent squirter

His pussy is very flexible as well (good thing for a size queen lmao)

Beel

He doesn’t care about his pubes

If you want him to shave he’ll do that or let them grow out if you also don’t care

His clit is for sure the biggest

He’s so proud of it, and loves when you touch it (he’s also very sensitive)

He gets pretty wet

But he’ll need lube to take you bc he's pretty tight, even when relaxed

Belphie

Definitely has a full bush and could not care less

If you want to clean him up that’s on you

His clit is pretty big, big enough that you can see it poking out of his hair

He’d never admit it but it’s very sensitive 

He doesn’t get that wet, so lube (or spit if you’re in a hurry) is always needed

Even though he doesn't get very wet, as soon as he has that lube he's super flexible and ready to take whatever you want to give him

#rq #brainrot #spice #obey me #💃 anon

[mhathotfic]

Loving the stepbrother!katsuki stuff! Cant imagine how hot and heavy it would be during the holidays when him and y/n are stuck at home and can’t touch eachother without risk of being caught. Then your parents have to go out all night and you don’t even care why because you’re too busy planning on sneaking into his room later. And he’s too busy eyeing the kitchen table and wondering how much force it’ll take before it breaks. -💃

Context for anyone who wants it

Ugh, the constant state of frustration! It wouldn’t take much to sneak into a closet or bathroom for a quick little bit. At least that’s what they think every time they do manage to get a chance, but every time something happens that cuts them short. Half the time just as he was pushing in too.

They’re both so tried of having face time when getting off when they could be in the same bed. It’s not fair! It’s worse on Katsuki already thin patients, a certain brat has taken to wearing the tiniest shorts and shortest of dresses with cute little panties that can barely be called that.

He’s barely listening when their respective parents start yammering about some office holiday party or something like that. He’s too busy trying to figure out what surface he’s gonna take her on first.

He spars her a glance and can tell she’s thinking the same thing, if she had her way she wouldn’t even wait for the door to be locked and them out the driveway. Hell, she’d probably whine about it taking too long for him to find and put on a condom.

… on second thought, she’s good about her birth control, it’ll be fine if he creamed her cunt a couple of times that night

#bnha bakugou #mha bakugou #friendly anon #thirst post #nsft post #tw pseudocest #pretty petra #💃 anon

[pandoraslxna]

hmmm. i’ll leave it up to you to choose. but if you can - give us two lists - for real and fictional ones 💃💃

Okay I’m bad at making decisions so I’m giving you three lists instead 😌

Fictional dilfs who are actually dads:

Miles Quaritch (yes, he’s my number one idc)

Jake Sully

Miguel O’Hara (let’s pretend I didn’t forget him)

Din djarin / Mandalorian (he counts as a dad right??)

Fictional dilfs who aren’t actually dads but are old enough to be:

Bucky Barnes / the winter soldier

Hellboy (I said what I said)

Wolverine / Logan

Daryl Dixon

irl Dilfs (idk if they actually have kids but who cares):

Mark Wahlberg

Tom Hardy

Oscar Isaac

Keanu Reeves

#ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ asks 💌 #💃 anon

[tickle-bugs]

Hi bug! I just want to let you know how much your fics make my day. Seeing someone else love the same fandoms as me and write fics for it makes me so genuinely happy. It’s hard to find fics for some of the fandoms you write for which makes your fics even more special to me. You have such a way with words and it fills me with so much joy reading your fics. When I see that you have written for a prompt I have submitted, it makes me feel seen and accepted which is something I don’t often feel in my everyday life. Whether you choose to continue writing or not, I just want to say thank you for being so kind and genuine and helping me feel seen. ~ 💃 anon

This is so so sweet thank you 🥺 I’m honored that my blog had such an impact on you!!!! Thank you for taking the time to send this I’m putting it up on the fridge in my brain <3

#bug answers #💃 anon #excuse me while I [LOUD AND HYSTERICAL SOBBING] #I hope u have a fantastic day

[harlowcomehome]

Love seeing him wear blue it’s definitely his color! Wish he wore it more ☹️ -💃

Agreed! Especially these two shades specifically.

#💃 anon

[demonicbaby666]

Did you ever have barbies or bratz dolls as a kid? I had loads of them but I used to have them dressed in only shoes and a handbag. I’m not sure what that says about me but hey it’s kinda funny looking back

-💃

I used to have barbies but I chopped all their hair off 💀 Then I proceeded to cry when I realised their hair wouldn’t grow back…

#💃 anon #zee answers #WELCOME WELCOME!!! ;)

[ticklishraspberries]

For the tickle fight, Glinda and Elphaba please! Thank you

~ 💃 anon

send me two characters & i'll tell you who wins the tickle fights

hmm, i think glinda just because she is a bubbly ball of energy as well as has a bit more experience, but it’s a close call since they’re both rlly sensitive!!!

#ask #raspberry hcs #wickedhc #wicked #💃 anon

[farfromharry]

Okay so we all know Eddie has ADHD but something tells me that Eddie feels really bad for being "too much" sometimes. Like when he'll get him random bursts of energy and you're really tired he'll apologize profusely afterwards. No matter how much you'd tell him that it's okay and he can't always control it but deep down he feels bad for bothering people, especially people he cares about.

(P.S. Can I be 💃 anon <3)

i don’t even know what else to add cause this feels spot on, but he could bother me anytime day or night. the thought of telling him hes perfect and could never be a bother just makes me feel so warm :,)

#💃 anon #eddie concepts #i couldnt find that emoji for so long???

[ventismacchiato]

PANSY BOUGHT ME STARDEW VALLEY 😭🙏 GONNA CRY IVE BEEN WANTING IT FOREVER @citruscandysucks

#kai thinks #💃 anon

[tteokdoroki]

💃- h-hello 🥺 (already fallen)

hi 🥺 makes out w u

#💃 anon #📧. user anonymous #💌. you’ve got mail

[frenchfrywrites]

THIS IS NOT THE SAME ANON BUT PREGNANCY KINK IS LIKE… my thing. i love it sm. i’m transmasc but i still think abt it a lot, sometimes for me and sometimes for the brothers. like imagine levi being all self conscious abt carrying ur baby but with a lot of reassurance he’d do it. the hormones make him so horny and ofc you help him!!! he gets all pouty bc you have to be gentle and can’t rough him up.

or beelz? he would be so excited abt it, even push past his dysphoria on most days. but also it pushes him SOOOOO into subspace. anyways. just smth to think abt

okay okay you've convinced me with pregnant Beel... I think he'd loooove carrying your baby/babies!! It'd make him feel all domestic and as a family man he just adores adding to the family. I think he'd be 10x more likely to call you daddy/mommy while pregnant. Although.. he would be eating for (at least) 2 when he's pregnant.. you'd have to make sure he's always well fed.

Levi carrying your baby is also a very cute thought. I think, yes, he would definitely need reassurance. But when he really starts to show he gets proud because everyone can see that you chose to have him carry your baby. Ough and he'd be so cute when his hormones make him horny, because he'd try to be subtle about it but you can easily tell how desperate he is.

You know who else I think would love being pregnant (aside from all of them.. now that I think about it, I think all the om! boys would really like to get pregnant 💀): Simeon. I just think he'd be such a good parent to the baby and he gets so excited prepping for it. He'd also be really cute when his hormones make him horny.

#i think itd be very funny if beel got pregnant with twins #also I think Luke would also get excited about Simeon having a baby 🥺 #french fry replies #cw pregnancy #spice #thirst #💃 anon

[sluttywonwoo]

heyyy ive been following ur blog for about a month and half and i would just like to tell you how much i appreciate it 😩 idk if that sounded horny or not 😩 anyway would it be ok if i could claim the title as 💃 anon

sure it’s all yours!!

#answered #anon #💃 anon

[pandoraslxna]

your top 4 dilfs - besides jake (ofc he’s number one💃)

wait are we talking about fictional or irl? Actual dads or just questionable old men?? 👀

#ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ asks 💌 #💃 anon

[trenchcrows]

hi!!!

-💃

Hi dancer how are you?? :3

#cawcaw motherfucker #asks #💃 anon