in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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how much have you changed?
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phil but from a colour generator thingy i found
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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For context, me and a few of my fellow crows on Phil’s Discord had this idea of “What if there were Minecraft crows that were specialized and adapted to live in different realms/biomes?”
And now we have End Crows 💜
Transcript & closeups below:
END CROWS
A guide by Philza Minecraft
PHYSICAL ADAPTATIONS:
Largest of all crow variants
Thinner with longer legs (LANKY)
Wings & feathers adapted for silent flight
Sharp serrated beak for eating chorus fruit
BEHAVIORAL ADAPTATIONS:
Social! Seem to flock in large groups
Allergic to water (like an enderman)
Enjoy taking dust baths!
Hoarders of shiny things (have a weird obsession with spoons for some reason?)
Prefer dark environments
Nest in End cities/trees
OTHER NOTES:
Purple glowing eyes
Feathers have an iridescent purple tint
Surrounded by particles
DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!
Tattered fringe feathers
Longer legs
Velvety down feathers on legs & wings absorb sound frequencies!
Serrated beak!
DIET: omnivorous
Chorus Fruit
Endermites
Etc.
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it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.
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Menaces of the underground, the Deep Dark crows have arrived!!! 💙💙💙
Transcript and closeups under the cut:
DEEP DARK CROWS
A guide by Philza Minecraft
Physical Adaptations:
Functionally blind
Instead have thermal vision (like snakes)!
Helps them locate prey and recently deceased creatures for food.
SUPER sensitive hearing (smell too!)
Cold-blooded with slower metabolism —> don’t have to eat as often.
Some use echolocation to identify their surroundings.
Like End crows, have feathers adapted for silent flight.
Behavioral Adaptations:
Prefer dark/cool environments
Cautious & not very trusting
Will often attack living creatures to get them to make noise, thus summoning the Warden (free meal!)
Flock in moderate to small sized groups
Other Notes:
Blind, milky eyes
Body covered in sculk
Tattered fringe feathers
Velvety down on legs and wings absorb sound frequencies!
Fig. 1) Almost died
NOTE: Can be won over with treats and patience.
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The future of gaming is here..
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My cartoon for this weekend’s Guardian books.
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i love blocking people :)
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why is this picture so funny
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Nether crows coming soon…. 👀
[Reminder that my asks are open and that you’re more than welcome to ask questions or scream at me about Minecraft crows]
Transcript and Closeups below!!!
INTRODUCTION TO NETHER CROWS
A guide by: Philza Minecraft
5 different Nether variants
Diet and behavior vary by biome
However, do share some traits!!!
Run extremely warm
Typically flock in moderately-sized groups!
LOVE shinies! Especially gold
Often follow piglins
Commonly used as messengers or companions for piglins
Fiercely loyal
EXTREMELY protective of their respective territories
Will often attack wandering ghosts to drive them off of kill them!
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tweet to original artist
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