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patchwork-legato · 1 year
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I'm sorr ywhat 😃
This is interesting with no context at all
YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW
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vancruejovi · 7 days
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Keith Emerson 🌼
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lunasims2 · 3 months
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The Wolfrey's
Keith Wolfrey: Father, age 38, widower, repairman & a farmer.
River Wolfrey: Son, age 19, repairman & a musician.
Saige Wolfrey: Daughter, age 18, farmer & domestic service employee.
Family Funds: Low ( Poor)
The Wolfrey Family Tree:
Father: 🌼
Mother: 🥀
Daughter: 🥀
Daughter: 🥀
Saige ( Daughter): 🌼
River (Son) : 🌼
Family's Symbol: 🐺
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breitzbachbea · 7 days
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Could you answer ALL the questions for pady
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING ABOUT PADDY, I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO GET TO KNOW MY FUCKED UP OLD MIDDLE AGED MAN.
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✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?
Babyname website, ten most popular boys names in Ireland all time. I don’t know if I picked his surname from a similar/the same site, but I must assume so. Et voilà – Patrick “Paddy” O’Neill!
🌼 - How old are they? (Or approximate age range)
Born on the 2nd of May 1965 in canon. He’s 48 in Irish Problems, the first story in the mainseries, which is usually the age range he also appears in in most AUs.
🌺- Do they have any love interest(s)?
Ohhh, does he ever! My man used to be quite the charmer in his youth! Not really putting the love in love interest, but he had a ONS with Daisy Grey, the mother of Shane Grey, who’s part of Charlie’s gay social circle after he left school. He’s also had a few flings with Þóra, @swabianmapley’s lovely OC and one of the Icelandic subordinates. The list could go on - Ben didn't call him a louser for nothing!
But the woman he ends up dating (if I'll get this far in the main story and stick to it) is Donella Ramsay. She's a middle school physics and english teacher from Glasgow he met on a bender in Dublin, where she has relatives. It's ... an odd match, but it works out for both of them.
Shoutout to his childhood/teenhood friends Kilian MacLeod and Angus O'Malley though! I don't ship them in canon, but I love a good AU with Kilick, Padus or a Derry Trio OT3. Welcome to the worst Polycule this side of the Foyle, maybe in the entire North West.
🍕 - What is their favorite food?
Honestly, I think nothing would top a good full Irish breakfast roll for this man. Something as big as his entire hand, stuffed with eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms ... only acceptable way to start the day.
💼 - What do they do for a living?
Be a menace to society! No literally, he's in the mob. Right hand to Harry O'Connel, the biggest shark in the Irish tank. Aaron O'Connel, Harry's father, was who picked Paddy off the Dublin streets and offered him to work for him. Ain't much of a living with the guilt his job produces but well, someone's got to protect the kids now and make their life cushy.
🎹 - Do they have any hobbies?
He plays the guitar! His father taught him. He also branched into other string instruments and is pretty good at the Banjo. His fiddling is good enough for government work. Needless to say, not only does he play, he also sings.
🎯 -What do they do best?
Being a calm mediator, to be honest. Everyone else always looks to him, due to his experience and Paddy's here to get shit done. Doesn't mean he's always calm or hides his emotions particularly well, but he's determined like no other and very good at both executing orders and giving orders. He's so splendid at being a father to be honest, it's a shame he never had any kids on his own, but doesn't matter - he loves Harry, Soph and Charlie to bits. Adopts every lost kid in need of a dad he can find, giving as much love as his big body can store.
🥊 -What do they love to do? What do they hate to do?
Loves to be a bastard with his children, a carefree ne'er-do-well, hates that to live that life he routinely makes it worse for a hundred other families who're just struggling to get by. Paddy is filled to the brim with guilt, believes God no longer listens to him and that there's no redemption for a man like him.
❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?
Night out in the pub with friends in Derry; Kilian, Angus, a few others - and the daughter of the Orangeman who's none the wiser that his daughter is hanging with at least one Catholic and Rotten Prods and getting shifted by the latter.
✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories?
Hearing about Kilian's death after the funeral already happened. Kilian's older brother Keith didn't want him there.
🧊 - Is their current design the first one?
It is! I rarely change designs, mostly because the hugest chunk of my characters exist solely as personality and a vague idea of a physical appearance for months, if not years. Paddy had his design pretty quickly because I had to describe him, but I love it anyways. Especially the fact that he's 2 m tall and built like a brickwall.
🍀 - What originally inspired the OC?
I needed a right hand man for my mafia story and I knew vaguely that there's Protestants in Northern Ireland. That's it and as I learnt more and more about the actual situation and nuances of Irish history and identity, it just has made Paddy more and more interesting.
🌂 - What genre do they belong in?
Born to be in a romantic comedy or a GOOFY heist movie, forced to be in Angela's Ashes meets The Godfather.
💚 - What is your OC’s gender identity and sexuality?
Cishetero man as they come, though I make exceptions in AUs for Derry Trio OT3 shenanigans babyyyy. To be fair, too, he's moved in overwhelmingly queer circles due to the job and the kids in the past years that he's not at all fazed by the myriad of gender expressions and sexualities this world got to offer.
🙌 - How many sibling does your OC have?
None! However, he has/had a cousing called Caoimhe, who he loved so dearly, pretty much like an older sister. However, after his aunt/her mother died in a bombing, the family moved away and he never heard from her again.
🍎 - What is the OC’s relationship w/their parents like?
Very good! Both of his parents died in the 80s, sadly, but he loved them very much and they did him. They also were both rather old parents (William O'Neill was born 1917, Davian O'Neill in the early 1920s), so it's sad they died so young regardless, but not out of the clear blue sky. As I said, his father taught him how to play guitar and Davina also always looked out for her son. Paddy wouldn't have left Derry if one of his parents were still alive.
🧠 - What do you like most about the OC?
THE GHOOOOSTS, Paddy is so fucking haunted! He has lived three lives and to not lose the third one, he is willing to dig himself and everyone a grave without a bottom. Willing to do and encourage the worst things out of a deep, deep sense of love. He lost his cousin, his parents, Angus moved to London and then a bomb wrecked his and Kili's flat, so he walked out of town, left Kilian behind who died in the mid 2000s in a car crash. He got taken in by Aaron, traded his morals for a new family and helped raise Aaron's kids. Then Freya, Aaron's wife, dies in childbirth, Aaron's other right hand Ben gets shot in 2006 and Aaron accidentally poisoned in 2009. Once again, Paddy is the last man standing. So if anything happened to Harry, his sister Sophie or Harry's best friend Charlie, he'd kill everyone and then himself. No hyperbole. His actions in Irish Problems underscore that.
✏️ - How often do you draw/write about the OC?
Pretty much any time I work on the mainseries. He isn't in every AU and I also write a lot of one-shots/other fanfics about entirely different corners of the world that have nothing to do with him, but Paddy never strays far from my mind. Since I've been rewriting Irish Problems since 2022, rarely a month went by without writing about him.
💎 - Do you ever see yourself killing off the OC?
I've toyed with the idea of killing Paddy a lot, because he'd be potent drama. But at the end of the day, I could never go through with it because it breaks my own heart far too much.
💀 - Does your OC have any phobias?
Don't think he likes anything about bombs, but that's less of a phobia and more ... being traumatized by a civil war. He's got over his dislike of guns for the same reason, but still loathes most big guns and will not use anything automatic unless you held the man himself at gunpoint.
🍩 -Who is your OC’s arch-nemesis or rival?
Ben was always the man to pick fights and hold grudges, so Paddy doesn't really have any personal nemesis or rivals. Team England can be counted as such, simply because they're Team Ireland's biggest antagonists, but he has no particular bone to pick with Arthur (unlike Harry), Robert (unlike Charlie) or Tahir.
🎓 - How long have you had the OC?
Since 2013! "Like Father Like Son", how the entire story universe is called, was a Hetalia AU I created for an art trade. I needed human OCs for the story and that is how he came about.
🍥 - What age were you when you created the OC?
14. Insane shit.
Here's a drawing of him done by @pyromaniacqueen!
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xxsycamore · 1 year
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𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 - 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘔𝘺 𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦‼️
—❥ 𝐱𝐱𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝟏𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭
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♡ find the event here!
🌹 - A single red rose - [Gilbert von Obsidian] [Emma]
🌼- A symbolic small flower - [Akechi Mitsuhide]
🍫- Home-made chocolate
😘- A kiss on the cheek - [Jude Jazza] [Victor] [Hideyoshi Toyotomi] [Keith Howell] [Gilbert von Obsidian] [Gilbert von Obsidian (2)] [Alfons Sylvatica] [Ellis Twilight]
🫂- A warm hug - [Clavis Lelouch] [Loki Genetta] [Jean d'Arc] [Ellis Twilight] [Liam Evans] [Ellis Twilight (2)] [Yves Kloss] [Gilbert von Obsidian]
💌- A love letter - [Silvio Ricci]
🎁- A box of chocolates
💐- A bouquet of their favorite flowers - [Vincent van Gogh]
🧵- A hand-made craft - [Clavis Lelouch] [Charles-Henri Sanson] [Clavis Lelouch (2)] [Mai] [Elbert Greetia]
🧸 - An animal plushie that reminds you of them - [Luke Randolph] [Fenrir Godspeed]
😏- Use a corny pick-up line on them - [Chevalier Michel] [Mitsuki] [Chevalier Michel (2)]
🟫 - Kabedon them against the nearest wall - [Nokto Klein] [Jude Jazza] [Gilbert Von Obsidian] [Comte de Saint Germain] [Clavis Lelouch] [Emma]
🍬- Slip heart-shaped candy in their pocket - [Ellis Twilight]
📜- Recite a love poem to them - [Chevalier Michel] [Leon Dompteur]
💃- Pull them in for a dance when noone else is around - [William Shakespeare] [Vlad] [Sebastian] [Mitsuki] [Akechi Mitsuhide] [Shingen Takeda] [Mitsuki (2)] [Oda Nobunaga] [Sanada Yukimura] [Emma] [Luka Clemence]
🥺 - Ask them how much they love you - [Clavis Lelouch] [Akechi Mitsuhide] [Date Masamune] [Levie Castell]
🤲- Do the classic "Can you hold something for me" - giving them your hand - [Emma] [Napoleon Bonaparte] [Napoleon Bonaparte (2)] [Isaac Newton] [William Rex]
💋 - Pull them in for a sudden fierce kiss - [Clavis Lelouch] [Gilbert Von Obsidian] [Arthur Conan Doyle] [Jude Jazza] [Napoleon Bonaparte] [Charles-Henri Sanson] [Rio Ortiz] [Sariel Noir] [William Rex] [Chevalier Michel]
🎼- Serenade them with a love song - [Napoleon Bonaparte] [Napoleon Bonaparte (2)]
👒- Invite them on a date
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Paul and Linda McCartney with Keith Moon at a party (1975)🌼💐
🎞️📸📽️James Fortune
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huitangerine · 6 months
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Mangvember: Native/Indigenous American Music Appreciation! (Final thread!) 🎧🎵🎶🍃🍁🐿️🍂🌼
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If you’re interested in listening to Native/ Indigenous American artists and music, read my thread for Native American Heritage Month (Final thread) 🎧🎵🎶🍃🍁🐿️🍂🌼 (Check the quote tweets in this thread to see some videos from these artists!):
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Artists featured in the thread ⬆️: OTYKEN, Keith Secola, SweetGrass, Wayne Lavallee, Ulali, Indigenous, Prolific the Rapper, Big River Cree
Thanks for viewing the threads for Native/Indigenous American artists and music! 😊💖
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bradleybeachbabe · 7 days
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Happy birthday sweetheart!! I hope you have a wonderful day!! ❤️💜💙 Here are some flowers and a birthday cake for you!! 💐🌼🎂
let’s go surfing: rhett abbott
ocean breeze: what are your top 5 favorite tv shows?
aww thank you so much!!☺️🩷🩷
a little too late- toby keith
dear rodeo- cody johnson
speed- montgomery gentry
i can still make cheyenne- george strait
rhinestone cowboy- glen campbell
my top 5 favorite tv shows are…
the rookie
9-1-1
chicago pd
outer banks
supernatural
birthday celebration!!
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This is the self insert/OC fairy. 🌼🧚‍♀️When you get this in your ask box, please tell us 3 facts about your S/I or OC and pass it around. Let's learn about each other's S/Is/OCs! 🌈🌷
HELLO!! Thank you again for your ask B)c
Here's some facts about Jodie, for you! <3
Jodie "Bell" Hall (BOCW)
She made contact with a CIA agent named Keith Wells during 1979, who convinced her that there was a mole in the CIA and to only speak with him regarding Perseus - eventually, she would come to find out that he was the mole and the reason that Arash Kadivar shot her on the airstrip in Turkey. At the time of being captured by Adler, though, she did not know Wells was the mole; this leads to her refusing to talk during interrogation, which Adler takes as her being difficult, but uh.... nah mate, it's cause she can't fucking trust anyone and the one guy she banked on never turned up to save her from the interrogations. (Years later, it obviously makes sense to her why he never did, because he'd been the one to tattle to bastard dad Perseus that she was trying to do the right thing). I am currently working on this to iron it out and make sure it makes sense in tandem with current lore. I just think it's quite sad that, had Wells been a genuine contact, Jodie probably would have never been brainwashed to begin with.
She is extremely good at playing darts. Can hit the centre with her eyes closed. Although, once, Stitch dared her to throw a dart while his hand was on the board and she may have.... missed. Don't ask how the dart ended up in his shoulder; she totally was not annoyed at him for saying that it wasn't skill but luck that got her darts to his the bullseye. "Guess you were right." She'd said to him. The other operators laughed at him for that one. Stitch was not happy.
She knows how to fly a helicopter. Don't know when, why or where she would have learned this skill, but I think it would be funny if she could whip out that skill at some point in my fic and the other NATO operators are just like ?? you tell us this now?? since when? Tbh, I know exactly when and where in my fic this will happen and with who she has this conversation. Mason just sighs because his friends and colleagues stress him the fuck out, man. Ok!! Just wanna say thank you thank you!! Hopefully you enjoyed these little tidbits of Jodie! Goose, signing off!
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keithsandwich · 1 month
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*puts you in a field with Keith*
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I don't know what happened, guys!! But I woke up this morning in a field with Keith! 🥹🌼🦌💗
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patchwork-legato · 1 year
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Hestia kinda 👁👁
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goblinsofdiscord · 2 months
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Goblins of Discord 👹 Enneagram Type Database 🤓
All typings have a corresponding youtube video (linked). Many more on their way. Please note, that some of these are likely to change a bit in the future.
I’ll probably update a handful of older ones soon, as my understanding of the Enneagram has evolved since some of them were made (and is still deepening). This obsession is all-consuming and I won’t stop until I can psychically intuit every single type + instinct combination on sight, within 10 seconds and am rebirthed into my next form as the 🧞‍♀️👁️ human pixie frequency diviner of the apocalypse. 😈 🔥
If you think you’ve found a weirdo type and might want to join a typing call, DM larissa on the goblinsofdiscord instagram, or post the type below in the comments.
🍄 👀 If you want to book a typing call or submit an introvert video (of you or someone you know) to be picked over, spitroasted, impression’ed on, click here.
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Enneagram Type 1
John Waters 🗑️✝️ 1w2 7w6 4w3 so/sx 💖💧🧚‍♂️ The Pope of Trash
Jamie Lee Curtis 🎃 1w2 36 so/sx 👹 The Horny Karen
Nasim Aghdam 🐅 1w9 7w6 4w5 so/sp 💥 Triple Frustration Threat
Quentin Crisp 🎀 ✨ 1w9 4w3 7w6 so/sx 🦚 Trailblazing Peacock
Enneagram Type 2
Pamela Des Barres 🌼 2w3 7w6 9w1 so/sx ☀️ Flowerchild Supergroupie
Big Edie (Grey Gardens) ✝️🐈‍⬛ 2w1 6w7 8w9 sx/so 🍸 Mother Diva
Enneagram Type 3
Lucy Lawless ⚔️ 3w2 8w7 5w6 so/sx ⚔️ watch
Montel Williams 👄 3w2 6w7 8w7 so/sp ⚔️ watch
Jensen Ackles 👻 3w2 6w7 8w9 sp/so ⭐ watch
Corey Feldman 🎩 3w2 6w7 9w1 sp/sx ★Ascension Millennium
David Fincher 🎥 3w4 5w6 8w7 sp/so 📦 What's in his Box?
Bret Easton Ellis 😍🗡️ 3w4 5w6 8w9 so/sp 🖤🚬 American Psycho
Whitney Houston 🖤 3w4 6w7 9w1 sx/so 🥀 Queen of the Night
Gregg Araki 🚬 3w4 6w7 9w8 so/sx 👄 The Doomed Enneagram
Nicole Kidman 👠 3w4 6w7 1w9 👠 watch
Emma Roberts 🫖 3w4 6w7 1w2 so/sp 🍰 watch
Belinda Carlistle 🔥 3w4 1w9 7w8 🔥 sp/so watch
Caroline Calloway 💸 3w4 7w6 9w1 so/sx ✨ Happy Scammerversary
Enneagram 4
Vivien Leigh 🌹 4w3 6w7 9w1 so/sx 🥀 Making Fours Dramatic Again
Winona Ryder 🥀 Enneagram 4w3 6w7 9w1 sp/so 🥀 The OG Sadgirl
Jeff Buckley 🥀 4w5 6w7 9w1 sx/so 💔 watch
Enneagram Type 5
Anna Khachiyan 🧠🕳️ 5w4 9w8 4w3 so/sp 🚬 watch
Shirley Jackson 🥃 5w4 📓 livestream slop job
Sam Bankman-Fried 🤓 5w6 9w8 3w4 spso 💩 Gaslighting Nerd
Enneagram Type 6
Larry David 🍋 6w5 1w9 4w3 so/sp 😒 Miserable F*ck
Lauryn Hill 😇 6w5 8w9 2w1 so/sp 🎤 Gonna Find You..
Julia Ducournau 🚗 6w5 9w1 4w3 💋 Baby, I Like it Raw
Caroline Ellison 🧠 6w7 1w2 3w2 sp/so 🖖 Polycule Pick-Me
Robert Crumb 🤡 6w7 4w5 1w2 💦 The Sex Weasel
David Icke 🦎 6w7 9w1 3w2 so/sp 👁️👽 The Passion of 6
Daniel Clowes 👻 6w7 9w1 4w3 so/sp ✒️ Like a Velvet Glove
Phil Ochs 🎸 6w7 9w1 4w5 so/sp 💧 The Misunderstood Folk Hero
Dylan Moran ☘️ 6w7 9w1 4w3 sp/so 🤴 watch
Mia Goth 🍯 6w7 9w1 2w3 sp/sx 😇 Strange Angel
Sean Baker 🍊 6w7 9w1 3w2 so/sp ☀️ Red’s Rocket
Enneagram Type 7
Josephine Baker 💃🏽 7w6 28 so/sx 🎶 Shine on, Queen
Little Edie (Grey Gardens) 🧚‍♀️ 7w6 9w1 4w3 so/sx ⭐ 🩸 Fallen Star
Florence Welch ✨ 7w6 4w3 9w1 sp/so 🧚‍♀️ Chaotic Pixie Queen
Theo Von 🍆 7w6 9w8 4w5 sp/so 🐀 The Rat King
Danny Elfman 💀 7w6 9w1 4w5 so/sp 🎃 Dead Man’s Party
Johnette Napolitano 🩸 7w6 8w9 4w5 sp/sx 🐍 Concrete Blonde
Vincent Gallo 👹 7w6 4w5 8w9 sp/sx 😈 Horny Goblin
Heidi Fleiss 🐍🦜 7w8 1w9 3w4 spsx 🍑🚬 Hollywood Madam
Eartha Kitt 😻🐈‍⬛ 7w8 4w3 1w2 sx/so 🐈‍⬛😿 Cat Woman
Enneagram Type 8
Robin Quivers 😈😇 8w7 6w7 2w1 so/sp 💋 Glorious Narcissist
Ma Anand Sheela 😎 8w9 2w1 6w5 so/sp 💧 I Love B*tches
Glenn Danzig 🦇 8w9 6w7 4w5 sx/so ☠️ Prince of Darkness
Sylvia Brown 🔮 8w9 7w8 4w5 sp/so 🧿 watch
Enneagram Type 9
Rachel Dolezal 🐑 9w8 62 sp/so🌹 Mother Issues
Kathy Bates 🍯 9w8 62 sp/so 🩸 Sweet Misery
Shelley Duvall 🍯 9w1 6w7 2w3 sp/so 🐑 The Saccharine Sacrificial Lamb
Keith Moon 💥 9w8 7w6 3w4 sp/so 🌙 Wild Man
Sophie Thatcher 🩸 9w8 7w6 4w5 sx/sp🧚‍♀️ Grime Fairy
Dash Nekrasova 🕯 9w8 4w3 7w6 sx/so 🚬 watch
Nathan Fielder 🕳️ 9w8 5w6 3w2 sp/so 🤡 watch
Cazzie David 🦝 9w8 6w7 4w5 sp/so 🦝 Sad Sack
Charles Burns 🕳️ 9w1 5w6 3w4 so/sp 🕳️ watch
David Cronenberg 📺 9w1 5w4 3w4 so/sx 👄 Dream Daddy
Jessica Lange 🦢 9w1 63 so/sp 🦢 watch
John Galliano 🧵 9w1 4w3 7w6 sx/sp 🪡 Objet D'Art
Tyler Gaca 👻 9w1 7w6 4w3 so/sx 🍯 Ghosthoney
Chuck Palahniuk 🧞‍♂️ 9w1 7w6 4w3 so/sp 😈 All Hail the God
Corey Haim 🍍 9w1 7w6 3w2 sx/so 💔 Heartbreaker
Anna Biller ☠️🔮 9w1 4w3 7w6 so/sx 💖⚗️ The Love Witch
Frank James 💅 9w1 3w4 6w7 so/sp 🔪 watch
👯✨ Twins ✨👯
Lori & George (formerly Reba) 🤠 🤩
Lori: 6w7 9w1 3w2 sp/so
George (Reba): 9w1 3w4 6w7 so/sp
Carmen & Lupita 🦋🧙🏽
Carmen 6w7 9w1 3w2 sp/so
Lupita 9w8 7w6 3w4 sp/so
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butt-puncher · 1 year
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ive been looking through my archive and decided that i want to redraw some of my old stuff! which of these do you guys wanna see me draw first? or if u think there are other pieces that could use a revamp, leave a suggestion 🎨🖌
Pls comment down below :)
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korgbelmont · 1 year
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🌷🌼 Is it possible to get all the faces for Officer Keith (Baby Bump), Bobby Gunderson (Open Heart), Eric Holbeck (Crimes of Passion), Maria Thompson (Crimes of Passion), the LAPD Officer (Ride or Die) aka Sergeant (My Two First Loves), and Rebecca Mckenzie (Most Wanted)? 🌼🌷 Thanks so much
Hi there. They've all been added to the Transparents folder
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Mick Jagger, Anita Pallenberg, & Keith Richards in Brazil (1968)🌹🌹🌹
Scan By: @peace_and_rock_n_roll🌼
Via @weirdtvland on Instagram🪴
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keithhoward · 1 year
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;w; Finally got these down, drabbles under cut
🌼- Keith's old Duel Monster days
🐕- Keith steals a cat
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You know it's a waste of time and money, neither of which you can spare. The few rare cards you managed to pull ought to be put up for sale. This kind of thing won't do you any good otherwise. But it's the only thing you really do for fun anymore.
It's a matter of convenience, really. The game is fine- you like strategy games, you like the art, you used to play a lot of cards before- but the real appeal is the employee discount on the cards, and the players congregating at the shop. You can just play on break, a match or few depending on your luck. There's never a shortage of challengers; you haven't lost yet and the regulars are dying to knock you down a peg. 
There's no strings attached to it right now. No reputations, no prizes, no weird magic shit. Just a few tables to the side of the store, and an excuse to have a social life every once in awhile. It's the nicest thing you've got going. You wouldn't trade it for the world.
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This is the third time she’s approached you now. Brown tabby cat, little overweight, pink collar with tacky rhinestones. Friendly thing, had no trouble coming right up to you. Shame she’s thrown out like this.
The first time, you let it slide. Maybe she got out on her own. You let her find her way back.
The second time, you consider it. 
The third time, you go for it, you see if she’ll let you pick her up. She does. Great cat, no trouble holding her at all.
The ugly collar has a name and address on the tag, but you don’t care about either of these things. It goes straight into a nearby hedge where nobody’ll think to look. She'll have a new name, new address, new (and more tasteful) collar soon. Fuck whoever, this is your cat now.
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