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Up the Stairs?
This actually happened to me one time LMAO
England Lionesses x Teen!Reader
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"I'm not climbing those creepy old stairs!" Ella protested. "Y/N and Hannah should go. They're the youngest and the most fit, so if there's a serial killer hiding in the stairwell, they can outrun them. I'm taking the lift, I don't care."
You rolled your eyes. "C'mon, Hannah. Let's go."
"Tooney's such a baby," the Keeper laughed, matching your stride as you approached the hotel's staircase. "I swear, she believes the dumbest things."
You snickered. "Right?"
Hannah started climbing the steps, but you began bounding up them three at a time instead of your usual two. The girls always said you were childish, and this was one of the reasons why.
Because you weren't used to the extra height, you tripped, moving your hand out in front of you to break your fall. However, the sudden impact to your hand sent a sharp pain shooting down from your wrist to your forearm.
"Oh my days," Hannah grimaced, forcing you to sit as she gingerly picked up your hand. "How much does it hurt?"
You squinted at her. "On a scale of what?"
"One to 'take me to A&E, I'm dying'."
"Meh."
She scoffed. "Yeah, right. That crack echoed 'round the stairwell."
"That's just because the acoustics in here are really good," you dismissed her concern. "Seriously, Hannah. I'm fine."
"I'm still telling everybody," she warned. "We need to keep an eye on it. You might not have any symptoms now, but that can change in a few days."
You groaned. "Fiiine."
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"Are you hurt?! What happened?" Rachel yelled in your ear, startling you. "How did you break your hand?! Are you alright?"
You scooted away from her and closer to Alessia. "I'm fine, Rach. And I didn't break it, it's just a scratch."
"Scratch? More like a loud arse crack," Hannah shook her head. "I think we should take you to the medics. Even if you aren't feeling too much pain and it's not broken, you might have sprained it or something."
You pouted, turning to your more empathetic teammates pleadingly. "Lessi, Niamhy, tell them I don't need to! I'm literally fine."
"Sorry, kiddo," Alessia smiled apologetically. "I'm with Rach and Hannah on this one. If it goes untreated, it'll heal wrong and you'll have chronic pain."
Niamh nodded her agreement, a sheepish look on her face.
You turned to your last hope. "Hempo?"
The forward picked up your hand, turning it over and observing it. "Nah, you're fine."
"She doesn't even have full range of motion!" Hannah exclaimed. "Her wrist can't move in a circle smoothly."
"I'll go to the medics if it gets worse," you grumbled. "Now let me be."
An awkward grin spread across Rachel's face, causing you to frown. "What?"
She looked down, unable to remain neutral. "I- uh... I texted Leah."
As if on cue, the door flew open, revealing a very worried Captain England. "Y/N! What the hell did you do?"
You gasped, glaring at your traitorous teammate. "You snitch!"
"Get up, we're going to the medics," Leah pulled you up by your non-injured hand. "Come on, let's go."
You tried to remain still. "Leah-"
"We're going," Leah grunted, throwing you over her shoulder despite your protests. "You're not getting out of this."
You stared glumly at the floor, ignoring the giggles of your teammates.
"I need a medic for this one," Leah declared as she entered the room, setting you down on a chair. "She fell down the stairs."
Sarina's head whipped towards you. "What?!"
You looked at Leah indignantly. "No, I fell up the stairs. Get it right."
Leah threw up her hands in exasperation. "How do you fall up the stairs?"
"I was going up and I tripped," you answered, frowning when one of England's medics held up your arm and hand. "I fell onto the step above me."
Sarina sighed, rubbing her temples. "Did she fracture it or anything?"
The medic shook his head. "Likely a mild sprain, especially if she can still somewhat move it. We'll give her a wrist brace. I'm sure you know how that works, Y/N."
You gave Leah the stink-eye. "This is all your fault."
"No, this is all your fault," she corrected, patting you on the shoulder. "You're the one who likes to go up multiple steps at a time."
"Whatever," you stuck out your tongue, taking the brace from the medic. "We all know that this is really all Tooney's fault."
Leah paused. "Yeah, that's true."
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queen-of-reptiles · 4 months
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𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙾𝙽
description: in which leah williamson’s younger sister is in a two year relationship with alessia russo and has just won two gold medals at the world gymnastic championships
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alessia russo x female reader
disclaimer: I am in no way saying alessia russo is gay or bi-sexual this is all fiction
warnings: not much, slight language and a lil bit of sexual content
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y/n what a team, what a time - i love you all and see you soon!! ❤️
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username1: CONGRATULATIONS YOUR BEAM ROUTINE WAS MINDBLOWING 😭😘😘
teamgb: 2 golds, 3 silvers not too bad xoxo 🫡
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y/n: ❤️❤️
simonebiles: so proud! remember when you were just a little thing competing ! can hardly keep up with you now! 🩷
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y/n: I have been so grateful for all your support and coaching - even if i am team gb all the way! 😜😘
leahwilliamsonn: so so so so so proud of you, loved watching every second, you continuously make me proud little one !! ❤️😭
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y/n: ilysm sis ❤️
izzy.songhurst: GOWAN Y/N - SHES THE QUEEN OF THE BEAM AND THE FLOOR ROUTINE 🩷
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y/n: I EXPECT YOU TO FOLLOW SOON BRONZE THIS YEAR GOLD THE NEXT ❤️
alessiarusso99: I am so proud my baby <3
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y/n: You helped more than you will ever know my love xx
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ellatoone: 🤢🤢
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y/n: @joebunney come get your girl 🙄
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ellatoone: all gross love aside, well done our girl!! 😗
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y/n: 😊😗
maxwhitlock: Absolute legend, BRING ON Paris 😎😎
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y/n: 🇫🇷🇫🇷
username2: she was so good!!!! 😩😩
username3: She is SO pretty 🥺🥺
username4: WHY DID I NOT REALISE SHE WAS WITH ALESSIA??? 🤯🤯
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username5: THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR TWO YEARS?!!!!!
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username6: and their instas are basically shrines to each other wtf????
katie_mccabe11: showin them all how it’s done! xx
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y/n: took lessons from u clearly xo
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bethmead_: nahhh got it from me 😌😊
caitlinfoord: that photo of us all in the caps tryna be inconspicuous omg 😭
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y/n: lesbians united ig??
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username7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
britishgymnasticsofficial: ❤️❤️
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alessiarusso99 day in day out you have worked incredibly hard for this, never resting, never giving up. Words cannot express how proud I was seeing you receive those medals. I love you baby, well done amore mio xxx ❤️
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leahwilliamsonn: this is cute and also sickening …
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y/n: OI
username1: this IS the CUTEST THING 😭😭
username2: I NEED A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS NOW 😡😡
y/n: I love you so much baby! Thank you for being one of my biggest strengths! <3
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alessiarusso99: always xo
lucybronze: sickeningly cute! WELL DONE Y/N 🩷
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y/n: THANKS BESTIE 🩷
ellatoone: ew cooties
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y/n: ew ella toone
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alessiarusso99: behave you two!!
katie_mccabe: KISSING?? BEFORE MARRIAGE?
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jbeattie91: SHAMEFUL
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bethmead_: HOW DARE THEY!
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alessiarusso99: children… the lot of you 🙄
mbrighty04: loving this !! GO y/n!!
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y/n: 🥺😗
racheldaly3: LOVING YOU TWO!! 😩😩
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y/n: love you Rach!! 😘
viviannemiedema: WELL DONE BABY WILLIAMSON 🩷
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y/n: LOVE YOU TALL PERSON 🩷
esme.morgan: 🩷🩷🩷
username3: I feel like less is out of her league…
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username4: Yeah i feel like She would be happier with someone else 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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ellatoone: We don’t.
arsenalwfc: We LOVE supportive girlfriends 😫💋
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username5: WE LOVE THE ARSENAL ADMIN
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y/n best thing about getting to rest?
Getting to join arsenal women training ofc 🥹 (oh and getting to yell at Katie cause J is cool like that :))
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username1: hahahah she was allowed to go to training 😭😭
katie_mccabe11: I DON’T understand I was ONSIDE !
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y/n: na never
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katie_mccabe11: i hate you sm
arsenalwfc: Loved having you! content incoming gooners…
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username2: AHHHHH
alessiarusso99: cannot believe my team didn’t win honestly 🙄
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y/n: Just because you kiss me doesn’t mean I will give the foul! 🤷‍♀️
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leahwilliamsonn: THATS MY GIRL - don’t give into seduction 😩😘
ellatoone: real question is … Did you take a shot?
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y/n: Nahhhh didn’t wanna embarrass the girlies too much
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bethmead_: yeah yeah, keep talking Williamson
caitlinfoord: Honestly best ref we have EVER had 🩷
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y/n: Love youuuuuu Foordy 🩷
username3: How ? Was ? She ? Allowed ? In ? Training ? 😭😭
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username4: Well, she’s Leah’s sister and Lessi’s gf so I suppose they all like her !
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username5: Suppose? The entire team LOVES her !
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The camera zooms back from the Arsenal badge to show Alessia, Katie and y/n sat at a table laughing and they all smile at the camera.
“Hi I’m Alessia Russo.” Katie begins, Alessia laughing as she shakes her head.
“I’m y/n Williamson.” Alessia adds, causing y/n to glare.
“And I’m Katie Mccabe.” y/n says, a mock Irish accent in her voice which causes Alessia to giggle.
“Oi!” Katie says, leaning over to try and smack the younger girl but Alessia’s sharp light slap to Katie’s hand stops her.
“Ha!” y/n grins as Katie hisses like an angered cat.
“That’s not fair! She’s got her guard dog with her.” Katie jokes at the camera as Alessia rolls her eyes but she smiles none the less.
“Anyway…” y/n begins dragging out the ‘y’. “Today we are doing...” y/n begins. "What are we doing?" She then asks, causing the spectators to laugh.
The spectators in question were, Leah, Beth and Vivianne, all of who were sat happily on the sofa, watching the three on camera.
"Who knows who best." Katie says, Alessia rolling her eyes playfully when she realises they have been tricked into a couple's challenge for the youtube.
It was no secret the fans loved Alessia and y/n together, consistently finding their relationship adorable and loving the small amounts of content they were sometimes given.
"So, both Less here and baby Williamson, have whiteboards and they will be asked questions by me, of course, and have to write the answer down." Katie explains.
y/n holds up her whiteboard excitedly, her eyes sparkling as she grinned at the camera, missing the way her blonde lover smiled softly at her, eyes filled with soft love.
"Then, whoever gets the most right, wins." Katie says, she then picks up a card. "Right, what are Russo's two preferred positions?" Katie asks.
"Easy!" y/n grins as she begins to scribble across the board, Alessia chuckling as she does the same.
They two turn their boards around, Alessia smiling proudly at her girlfriend when she sees they have the same initials.
"Well done baby!" Alessia grins and y/n's cheeks flush at the term of endearment even after all their time together.
"Aw look at her!" Katie teases, leaning over to pinch y/n's cheek between her fingers, however the sharp hit which stops her makes her pout. "Again?" Katie whines at her fellow teammate.
y/n however grins at her protector, leaning over to peck her cheek sweetly, before glaring at her sister who fake gagged in disgust at the show of affection.
"Okay, movin' on." Katie hums. "What is y/n's favourite apparatus?" She asks before scoffing. "Even I know that!" She adds.
y/n smiles as she quickly writes her answer, Alessia doing the same as they count down from 3 before flipping their boards 'floor' both bright against the white.
"I knew that!" Beth says excitedly and y/n grins at her.
"I've always loved it, and found it so fun." y/n explains.
"Scares me half to death." Alessia denies as she remembers all the times she had watched her girlfriend jump and flip too high for her liking.
"It's my job Less." y/n defends with a laugh.
As the game continues it is clear the two girls know each other very well, both of them getting the other's question continuously correct until it was neck and neck and the last question.
"What is y/n's favourite beam dismount?" Katie asks.
Alessia pauses, shock in her face as she realises she doesn't know. Leah's mouth drops at the fact her sister's girlfriend doesn't know this and y/n looks mildly amused as she writes down.
"I don't know." Alessia admits. "I have no clue." She adds and Katie gasps as y/n turns her board around. Showing the g-valued dismount in black ink.
"Double tuck back salto with full twist." y/n says simply.
"Because you can land it every time." Alessia realises with a groan covering her face with her hands as Katie names y/n the winner.
As filming wraps up and y/n helps the crew put their things away, two lanky arms wrap around her waist and pull her into a corridor she didn't recognise.
"Can't believe you didn't know my dismount." y/n teases. "I mean, I love you so much, and know everything about you, but you don't even know my famous dismount." y/n continues.
Alessia whines, her lanky body pressing to the front of her girlfriend's as she buries her head in her lover's neck, causing her to have to bend quite a bit.
"Stop." Alessia huffs. "Its so many words to remember." She adds as y/n shakes her head.
"Don't love me." She teases as Alessia shuts her up with a chaste yet deep kiss.
The blonde striker's hands tighten around her waist, pulling her closer as her fingertips seemingly bruise into y/n's body from the strength of her grip.
The blonde angles her head down and left, giving her a better angle to press herself against her lover, her tongue pushing against y/n's slowly opening mouth.
After a moment of tongues clashing, the kiss slows Alessia's hands sliding up to gently cup y/n's face before keeping their lips pressed softly together for a moment more.
"Still think I don't love you?" Alessia asks, pulling away slowly, her teeth pulling y/n's bottom lip with her slightly.
y/n cannot function for a moment, the deep kiss sucking all the oxygen from her head and ability to breath from her body, the only thing in her mind being the smell of her girlfriend's perfume.
"I think you should do that once more, just so I'm sure you do." y/n smiles after regaining her ability to speak.
"Gladly, amore mio." Alessia murmurs, before moving her head back down to kiss her lover once more. After what felt like seconds, the two still pressed deeply together a shout ran out.
"MY EYES!"
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alessiarusso99 she’s my favourite person idk <3
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username1: AWWWWWWWWW
y/n: i love you baby <3
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ellatoone: ‘i love you baby’ 🤢
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mbrighty04: hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
leahwilliamsonn: my eyes will never recover 😩
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y/n: #sorrynotsorry
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alessiarusso99: #imaccsorry
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y/n: she’s not …
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katie_mccabe11: leah’s shout of horror will never leave me 😭
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username2: what happened ?!?! I NEED TO KNOW 😂
username3: CUTEEEEEEEEEE
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y/n: 🩵🩵
username4: OI OI OI
caitlinfoord: KISSING? LIKE THIS? AT YOUR AGE ??
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bethmead_: HOW AWFUL 😩
keirawalsh: you two are so cute !! xx 🥺
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y/n: love youuuuu xx
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lucybronze: you two are so gross !! xx 🥺
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y/n: count your days Bronzey
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y/n alexa play baby by Justin Bieber
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alessiarusso99: my love
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katie_mccabe11: so gross 🙄
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y/n: i’ll fight you mccabe i swear 🤛
ellatoone: banger of a tune
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alessiarusso99: hundred percent 🫶
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y/n: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY
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ellatoone: OOOH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOH
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y/n: love ya xx
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alessiarusso99: thanks Iz ! x
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y/n: 🖕❤️
simonebiles: my babies are so cute !!!!
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y/n: 💙💙
username3: 😫😫😫😫😫
kyracooneyx: i was so in love with him 🥲
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y/n: it’s okay we all have a phase 😔
bethmead_: viv why can’t we be cute like this ?!!
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viviannemeidema: because we are not as cute as this 🤷‍♀️
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y/n: 😶😶
username4: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
stanwaygeorgia: GROSS
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leahwilliamsonn: no no let’s hear her out
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we love baby Less 🥺🥺
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Hey, thanks for going through all that to save my life, Stan.
Dude, you're my best friend. I don't want you to die until I do.
💙💚 @judgedarts did this incredibly gorgeous page for me for my two most favorite dudes everrrr 💚💙
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woso-dreamzzz · 5 months
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Master Builder
Lauren Hemp x Reader
Summary: You work at Legoland
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You spent most of your time tucked away in your workshop, isolated from the rest of the world.
Your work was repetitive most of the time, forcing Lego bricks together and gluing them in place, but you loved it. You had done a lot to become the head Master Builder of the Legoland Windsor Resort and sitting in your little room with your earphones in and nothing but Lego bricks was soothing.
You got to do what you loved day-in, day-out and watch as your creations got displayed around the theme park.
You weren't used to having people in your workspace (all of your coworkers knew not to interrupt you while you were building) so you didn't expect the thunder of feet on the stairs as you worked on your life size model of a leopard.
You paid no mind to it though. Sometimes the park booked schools to come look at the workshops and as the head Master Builder, they always ended up in your one last.
Sure, little kids were a bit annoying and always tried to touch your models but you could tolerate them for the ten minutes they spent in your room.
So, you didn't even turn around as you dug through your drawer of black bricks.
Arms wrapped around your shoulders and a familiar wet kiss was placed on your cheek.
You wiped it off in disgust and tore off your headphones, whipping your head around to glare at the offender.
Chloe Kelly grinned back at you.
"Must you do that?"
"Course I do!" She said," Only the best for Mrs Hemp!"
"The fact that you think you're the best is very arrogant," You replied, hunching back over your model with the black brick you had fished out.
"y/n's our head master builder," The tour guide said," It seems that she knows a few of you already..."
"You can leave them here," You said," I can take them from here."
"Are you sure? You're-"
"I'm nearly done. Can you call the site team and get them to move this outside the gift shop?"
"Of course."
You glued on your last piece and took your usual photo of the model before turning around to face the rest of the Lionesses. You hadn't met many of them in person apart from the City girls, whom you each greeted, but your eyes were immediately drawn to your wife.
Like whenever she ended up at your work, she was digging through the drawers of your mini models.
"If you're going to take some of them," You said," Then I'm going to need some of my other ones back. You're robbing me blind, Lauren."
She smiled at you. "You can make more. What's yours is mine, right?"
You rolled your eyes. "You're so lucky we're married."
She pressed a little kiss to your lips. "I know."
You picked out a few little parrots and a wolf for Lauren to put in her bag. "I didn't know you were coming today."
"It was meant to be a surprise. We've got the next few days off before we fly out."
You kissed her cheek. "It's nice that you came to see me." You slipped your hand into hers, swinging it for a moment before sending her an ear-splitting smile.
She shrugged. "I just came for the Lego."
You pulled your hand away. "In that case, I'm sure that Chloe can take your place."
"You're a catch!" Chloe crowed from the other side of your workshop," I'll fill Lauren's space if you're asking!"
"Hey!" Lauren grabbed your hand again. "Get your own wife!" She squeezed your hand and pouted in a way that had you kissing it off her face.
"Come on, pouty," You said," You've only got a few more hours before you have to go to your hotel. Don't waste them being grumpy."
Lauren sighed. "Only if you take me to see Miniland. It's very mean that you guys keep updating it while I'm in Manchester."
You laughed, already pulling her out of your workshop by the big double doors that led into the park. "The work doesn't stop just because Lauren Hemp isn't here."
"It should," Lauren said as you led her and the group over to Miniland," You know how much I love coming here."
"You love coming here because you get in for free," You reminded her with a soft smile," Always take advantage of me, you are."
"Only when it's about Lego."
From behind you, you could hear one of the girls say in amusement," Of course, Hempo's wife works at Legoland. I don't know what I expected."
"There's a bit of a surprise for you now," You said as you wandered through Miniland (with the same amount of pride you always got from looking at your work)," And I want you to be very happy because I had to fight tooth and nail for this."
Lauren's brow furrowed as she frowned. "Huh? But you didn't know we were coming."
"I didn't," You confirmed," But you haven't been here for a while now. I did want to show you on our anniversary but," You shrugged," You're here now and you would have found out anyway."
You covered her eyes with your hands and guided her over to the model of Wembley.
"Okay," You said, feeling an anxious kind of excitement filling your body," Are you ready?"
"Ready."
You took your hands away from her to reveal the final of the Euros made out of Lego figures.
It had taken you a while to get permission to change what was going on in the model and even longer to get speciality minifigures made to represent everybody.
Lauren looked wildly between you and the model even as all of her teammates crowed out and exclaimed their excitement.
"Do you like it?" You asked.
"Baby," She said," I love it!" Her hands wrapped around your waist and she spun you around. "You're so brilliant! Look! That's me!"
"Good god," Chloe muttered behind you," She's more excited about a bloody Lego figure than having her shirts sold."
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One For The Money, Two For The Show
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pairings: lionesses x captain!reader
warnings: swearing. england’s captain gets a red card for the very first time, and it doesn’t go down well with the team.
author’s note: first time writing for the woso community lol :) anyway, hope you guys like it !!
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''I went for the ball! You have eyes, right?''
The referee gave her a look, the same one a disappointed parent would give their child after letting out a swear word. ''Keep it clean, you know better.''
The England captain had raised an eyebrow at that last bit of the sentence, the officials usually not keeping her experience as a player in mind. Y/N just gave her a mindless nod, the yellow card was given- no need to fight it anymore.
''Clearly not a foul.'' Georgia said to her teammate, sticking out her hand for a subtle high-five.
Y/N chuckled at the midfielder’s words. ''Don’t worry about it, G.'' She slapped her hand, jogging back to her position.
The game continued, more yellow cards having been handed out to both the English and Scottish players. The referee’s patience seemed to have run out by some weird, unknown reason that none of the players had worked out.
Despite this, Y/N wasn’t too worried about her own yellow card. She’s had them plenty of times in the past, for the right and wrong reasons, so she was practically chilling on the pitch as her team led the match 3-0.
However, this changed as Hempo received her first card of the night.
She and the Manchester City player had a great friendship. Lauren joined the squad at a young age, and Y/N knew how hard it could be as the youngest of the team, so she took her under her wing. The younger one had been immensely grateful for the striker’s support, finding a role-model and older sister figure in her.
The captain hadn’t seen what had caused the referee to lift up the yellow card towards the winger, so she separated from the players as they were waiting on a corner, and walked over to the official.
''Why did you give her a yellow card?''
For some reason, the question was too much for the woman in the neon clothing, and without any words, she pulled the same card she had given out seconds ago and held it up high.
Realization dawned on her, the outcome of two yellow cards was one of the easiest rules in football.
Y/N didn’t even see the red card being brought out, her heart dropping to her stomach working as a distraction to her surroundings.
''No, no, no- what did I even do?'' As soon as the gears in her head started going again, her mouth started speaking.
The referee didn’t answer her question, simply letting out a deep breath as she could see the sea of Lionesses running up to her. ''Fucking hell, she didn’t even do anything!'' Rachel yelled, a big frown on her face as she fought her way to the front.
While a large number of her teammates argued back-and-forth with the referee, Millie and Alex brought their younger captain into their arms.
''It’s okay, don’t worry~'' They chorused, repeating the words over and over again, seeing the distress on their teammate’s face.
''I just asked her a question! I swear, it was just a question!'' Y/N defended herself, rambling almost.
''We know, we believe you, don’t worry about it.'' Alex assured her, feeling sad as she watched the captain’s distress unfold.
The referee tried getting closer, urging Y/N to get off the pitch. ''You have to get off now, Y/L!''
''Why are you giving me a fucking red card? I just asked you why Hempo got a yellow! What, we can’t ask questions now?'' She was going through all the stages, anger taking over as she pulled herself out of Millie and Alex’s embrace, stomping over to the referee.
''It was the tone, Y/N.'' She answered, although she didn’t seem too sure herself.
The striker’s eyes widened. ''What tone?! I asked you a simple question!'' She couldn’t believe what she was hearing.
''You’re going to give red cards for questions now?!'' Ella spoke up, her voice booming above those of the others.
''Y/N, get off the pitch now, you’ve wasted enough time now.''
The captain had an uncharacteristic, defeated look on her face. She was about to take off her captain band, but a hand stopped her. ''No, you’re not going anywhere.'' Millie grabbed her arm, and gently dragged her behind herself, so the Chelsea player worked as a human shield between the referee and her teammate.
Y/N was touched by her team’s protectiveness. As the captain, she was often the one to stick up for others or argue with the officials a little longer than necessary if it pertained members of her squad. The fact that the center forward had never received a red card in her professional career, must have been an extra factor. She wasn’t a clean player, per say, but she knew how to toy with the boundaries of the game, and her great argumentative skills greatly helped in avoiding being booked.
''You alright?'' Lucy asked, pulling her further away from the chaos.
''I got a fucking red card, Luce! No! I am not okay!'' She let out, the older woman instinctively caressing her back at the visible frustration. ''You’re good, it’s alright.''
''It’s not- oh, fuck sake.'' Y/N swore, glancing away from Lucy to her teammates still fighting her red card with the referee.
LJ joined them, watching the chaos unfold. ''I turn around for one second, and suddenly everyone is running towards the ref.'' Lauren said, her indifferent tone making Lucy chuckle.
''The boss got a red.'' The Barcelona defender explained.
The youngest James sibling's eyes widened. "What? You?" She pointed at the captain, who nodded, unamused.
Y/N could see the official signaling for her to come closer, ignoring the arguments the Lionesses were giving her. ''You have to get off now, this is becoming a hazard. I’m not going to change my decision.'' She said, matter-of-fact.
It was evident that whatever the captain would tell her, would fall on deaf ears. ''Whatever, you’re fucking miserable.'' She looked her in the eyes as the insult was spoken, not an ounce in her mind or body caring about the consequences of it.
The truth was that she was the miserable one. It might have been naive of her to think she could go her entire career without receiving a red card, but she didn’t expect today to be the day.
She walked over to Millie, taking the captain's band off and handing it over, without saying anything further.
The rest of the English squad watched with sad eyes, and disheartened feelings as their captain, and arguably most important player, walked off the pitch with still double digits in game time left.
Sarina had jumped out of her seat the minute the referee pulled the second yellow card out of her pocket, infuriated over one of her key (and personal favorite) players being expelled from the game over something silly as asking why her teammate was being booked.
As Y/N passed her to go inside the tunnel, the Dutchwoman grabbed her hand, her eyes still on the game. ''We’ll talk, okay?'' Sarina didn’t expect an answer back, having worked with the player long enough to know she would want to chat with her about it.
It was a despairing sight to see the world-class player stroll all alone to the changing room, her usual confident aura replaced for hung shoulders, and eyes that told the entire world what she thought of herself.
Disappointing.
That was the best word she could come up with to summarize her feelings; disappointed in herself, disappointed in the officials, but above all, she felt like she had disappointed her team and staff- and as the captain, that was something hard to swallow.
She sat alone in the changing room- members of the staff figuring she wanted to be left on her own.
That changed as the door opened.
Keira had been subbed off a few minutes before the incident had happened, Katie taking her place on the midfield. She, along with the entire bench, had a hard time believing what was happening in front of them.
A bad feeling settled in her as Y/N walked off the pitch all by herself, not a single soul following her. Therefore, the Barcelona player excused herself and trailed their captain.
''You mind?'' She already knew the answer, but asking didn’t hurt.
Y/N shook her head, motioning for Keira to take the spot next to her. ''You? Never.''
''How you feeling?''
''Like shit.''
''Yeah, I predicted that.''
The striker chuckled at the monotone voice, feeling some sort of delight after what felt like forever. ''I’m so confused.''
''You’re not the only one. I didn’t hear what you said, but it couldn’t have been that bad for you to get another yellow- and don’t even get me started on the first one, obviously not a foul.'' Keira rambled, yet sounding sophisticated.
''I just- I feel like I let everyone down. I know we’re leading the game, but still- I should be out there playing. I’m the captain for fuck sake.'' Y/N swung her arm towards the door, before letting it fall on her knee with a hard slap.
Keira sighed at her words. ''You’re always so hard on yourself. No one is angry at you or disappointed.''
''I’m not hard on myself, Kei. I just have an important role in this team, so I can’t afford to make mistakes.'' The captain clarified, although it didn’t do much to dispute the midfielder’s words.
''Yeah, that sounds like someone who is not a perfectionist.'' The sarcastic tone didn’t escape Y/N, and she bumped their shoulders. ''No, but, come one. You know what I mean- not only do I have to keep the entire team together, I also have to score goals or make sure that someone else scores them.''
It was the first time she had truly expressed the pressure that was being put on her, she was known in the team for keeping it all to herself. Keira attentively listened, feeling almost honored it was her that the captain was venting to.
''I like the pressure, though. I know I can handle it, I’ve been doing that for years, I know I was only made captain cause Steph got injured, but it’s still a huge deal to me, you know? I know I don’t always say it, but it really does.''
''We know it does. You might not say it, but it shows. You’re the best captain I’ve ever got to work with, you have a way of getting everyone together.'' Keira interjected, complimenting her leadership skills.
Y/N raised her eyebrows at the praise. ''Best captain, huh? So better than Alexia?'' She mentioned the captain at Barcelona.
Keira lightly slapped her arm. ''Yeah, you like that, huh? Don’t tell her that, though.''
''You know I’ll tell her as soon as I get the chance.'' Of course the England captain wouldn’t mention it, but making her friend think that didn’t hurt.
''If that makes you smile, then I’ll take it.''
''You’re flattering me, Kei.'' Y/N muttered, not quite believing the praise that was coming out of her mouth.
The midfielder scoffed. ''Hey! I’m being genuine!'' She exclaimed, almost offended. ''Don’t let this one game affect your confidence. I know you like everything perfect, but these kinds of things are out of our hands,'' she referred to the referee’s decisions, ''you’re still the boss, you know? Or what did they say after the Euro’s… you’re an icon.''
The captain gave Keira a little shake at the mention of the compliment she had been given by a reporter after the final at Wembley, embarrassed by being called iconic. ''Oh, shut it, you!''
''It’s true, though! It stings right now, but you’ll get over it. By the time the next game comes around, no one will be talking about it anymore.'' Keira’s words did give her some comfort, knowing it was the truth.
''Yeah, I know… It was kinda cute, though- the way everyone was defending me.'' A small smile found its way to the player's face.
''You always do it for us, so it was time we all do it for you.'' She simply said, as if it was not a big deal.
Y/N did not answer, unsure of what an appropriate follow-up could be.
''Did you see Tooney’s face? I know she was being serious, but it was too good.'' Keira chuckled, reminding the captain of the way Ella immediately started yelling with a scowl.
The striker laughed a bit louder this time, starting to see the humour in the situation. ''Yeah, what a lovely girl.''
''She was ready to start a revolution for you. Probably still is.'' Keira grinned, enjoying the shift in Y/N's mood.
''And then you had LJ who didn't even know what was happening, she came up to me and Lucy- totally confused.'' Y/N explained. 
The midfielder bursted into laughter at Y/N's revelation. ''Wait, LJ didn't get the memo?''
''No, she just casually walked up to us and was like 'why is everyone running towards the ref?' I guess she thought it was a new halftime tradition or something. Lucy filled her in and her eyes almost bulged out of her head.'' The captain chuckled at the memory. 
''Classic LJ.'' Keira remarked. 
As they chatted, the sound of the crowd outside the changing room echoed, reminding Y/N of the ongoing game. 
''I should apologize to the team later.'' Y/N considered, realizing she hadn't addressed her teammates properly after the incident. 
''No, they know you're not the problem here. Besides, we all know you're not a fan of early showers.'' Keira teased. 
She chuckled at her friend's joke, but couldn't shake off the feeling of dejection. Keira noticed her demeanor was shifting again. 
''Don't worry about it, they know you didn't do anything wrong,'' Keira reassured her. ''Besides, half of them are probably still arguing with the referee about the whole situation.'' 
Y/N snorted at the mental image. ''True, they're a protective bunch.'' 
''Well, we've got a great, certain center forward to look up to,'' the Barcelona player winked, ''you're still our captain, Y/N. Red card or not.'' Keira added, a genuine smile on her face.
''Thanks, Kei,'' Y/N said, appreciating the support. She leaned back against the locker, trying to let go of the frustration that still lingered. 
''You know, you should focus on the positives,'' Keira suggested, her tone thoughtful. ''We're winning 3-0, and I'm sure the girls have got an extra motivation now.'' 
''I guess you're right,'' Y/N sighed, ''I just wanna fucking play.'' 
''I know, but you can still analyze, see things you wouldn't notice on the pitch.'' 
''Always the optimist,'' the captain teased, a small smile breaking through. ''I'll try to channel my inner tactical genius from the sidelines.'' 
As they continued chatting, a sudden knock echoed through the changing room, drawing both Y/N and Keira's attention. The door swung open, and in walked another teammate, a familiar face with a sheepish expression. 
''Are you fucking kidding me, Hempo?'' The striker exclaimed, though there was an amused grin present. 
Lauren shrugged her shoulders, sitting down in her cubby. ''I figured I'd join the exclusive red card club with the captain.'' 
''Seems like it's the trend today.'' Keira added, joining in on the laughter. 
''Y/N always tells me to just follow her lead, so…'' 
''Hempo, this isn't what I meant by that.'' 
The trio shared more laughs as they bantered through their early exits of the game. The tension of the match outside seemed to disappear as they focused on their camaraderie. 
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If you write for her, I will not be opposed to a Kerstin Casparij one because I have the biggest fattest crush on her. Maybe a fan keeps showing up in the fanzone (an area of the Joie stadium where a selected few are allowed to meet the players, but it's random each time and should make it so its different every time so everyone gets a go.) And nobody knows why she's there or how she keeps getting chosen but the players find it funny and make sure to get round to her every time. But Kerstin always spends a particularly long amount of time with her, until it's revealed that she's pulling strings and getting the girl in every time just so she can see her. (You can either do it where she does it because she likes her or because they're dating, it works with both and I'm not sure which one I want more.)
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Kerstin Casparji x Reader, Lauren Hemp x Platonic! Reader, Esme Morgan x Platonic! Reader, Man City WT x Reader.
Warnings: fluff, coarse language, established secret relationship
A/N — Thank you for this request!! Love it so much. Will definitely write more for Kerstin if anyone is willing to send in some requests!!!!!
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You had met Kerstin in a bakery down the road from your house. When you first saw each other, the woman nearly tripped over her own feet. You were surprised by the shock on her face like she was starstruck by being in a metre of your presence. You gave her a friendly smile, hoping your open ambiguity would keep things humble.
It was during your final exams, the ones where you needed to pass so that you could continue your degree. You were very passionate about what you did, and sitting down in a quiet coffee shop with your headphones on and books open was your idea of being productive.
Kerstin, on the other hand, had the impression that you didn't want to talk to her.
Which, well, to be honest, you were in the middle of studying, but you gave no clear indication of what she thought you were thinking.
Instead of going about her day — she should've been at training twelve minutes ago, but it was only media day so they could wait — she slowly sauntered closer to where you sat, pretending to be interested in the decorative flowers that embellished the cafe. You watched her out of the corner of your eye, smiling at her piss-poor attempt in remaining discreet.
You were dressed in very basic clothing, similar to hers save for the Manchester symbol embedded on her jumper. Only one ear was covered by your headphones, meaning that Kerstin would be heard loud and clear if she plucked up the courage to speak to you — which she was trying to do now. She thought you were the most beautiful woman she’d ever seen, and she was surrounded by women almost every single day of her life. You looked extremely immersed in what you were doing, which should of been an indicator of apathy but it only lured Kerstin in more.
She wanted to know everything about you. Your name, you favourite colour, what you did, what you loved, who you loved—
It sounded a bit creepy, so she shook off her thoughts and focused deeply on the flowers. The woman was staring at her screen distantly, aimlessly typing away on the keyboard with a mug by her side.
When she realised you had caught her staring, she buried and swallowed down her pride. “They are nice flowers, don't you think?” She asked, her cheeks burning a vibrant red as if she had just run a marathon. You noticed her accent, one that wasn't accustomed to Manchester, and nodded like you cared about the topic.
“Yes, but I think they are fake.” You replied, smiling wider as the woman’s flustered state only grew in size when she caught sight of the very fake-looking plants.
“Oh.” She gulped, shoving her hands into her pockets. She's so stupid, she thought to herself, she’d blown her chance of even talking to this gorgeous stranger by talking about some stupid, fake plants.
You wondered whether the woman would continue the conversation she started, but the silence that followed was a pretty good indicator that she was audibly stumped on what to say.
“They are pretty, though.”
“Like you,” Kerstin spoke without thinking and instantly regretted it. She slapped her hand across her mouth, nearly walking out of the coffee shop, packing her bags and moving back to the Netherlands. “Fuck, sorry. That just— erm, came out. Sorry.”
You took off your headphones, pretending to act offended, raising your eyebrows and sighing. “You don't mean it?”
“What— no, no, you are so pretty. Like, beautiful, gorgeous. That's why I'm here. Well— yeah, I saw and thought you were pretty. I didn't mean it like that. You're probably smart, too, but— erm, yeah.”
The look of remorse almost made you feel bad, but your amusement — and somewhat endearment — overturned your hesitancy.
Instead, you laughed, took a sip of your drink and smiled, hoping it would calm the woman’s nerves.
“You worry too much.” You said, moving across the booth you were sitting on, offering the space beside you for her to sit down. She did so without delay. “I'm not someone you should waste your worry on.”
“You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen,” Kerstin answered wholeheartedly, pleased when she noticed the blush that dusted your cheeks. “I would rather worry about you than anything else for the rest of my life.”
You laughed, crossing your arms over your chest. “You don't even know me.”
With a push of confidence, Kerstin wrapped an arm over the back of the booth, scarcely missing your shoulder. “If you’d let me, I’d like to.”
“Charmer.”
It was from there that you and Kristen started to hang out.
Seven months had passed, and you were now completely and utterly in love with the woman. Kerstin was an externally affectionate person despite her introverted persona. She loved showering you with compliments, giving you everything you needed at exactly the right time with just the right amount of love and devotion.
You found out she was a football player pretty early on in your relationship due to the tight and busy schedule the girl had, including her diet, exercise, and all of that. You weren't a massive football fan, but going to your first game a week into knowing Kerstin made it seem to find a way into your heart.
Your girlfriend wasn't the only one to give compliments. You had your fair share in making sure the Dutch woman knew how much you were enamoured with everything she did. It took you a while to get used to her career and the publicity that came with it, but you found pleasure in knowing that once you got back to your shared apartment you could tell and show her just how much she made you feel so so proud.
It was in mutual agreeance that you both wanted to keep your relationship under wraps. Your feelings for one another and how you cared for each other were one of the highest concerns in your relationship, and by keeping your love between yourselves, you've found that it worked better overall. You didn't want to indulge in a media presence, and Kerstin respected that.
Kerstin was fine with putting herself out onto social media, but when it came to you, she wanted to make sure you were comfortable at all times.
Because of this, you both came to the decision that at games, you wouldn't sit within the family and friends section, and instead, in the crowd with the fans.
You were among the group of fans that were guaranteed to meet the players after the match, whether it be cause they paid more or if they were chosen randomly by officials. For many weeks, people just assumed that they were lucky or could just afford to pay the extra money to be seated in the same section. Both you and Kerstin found it amusing when fans would wonder why you were always the first one to be greeted, or why you knew her.
After a month of this recurring theme, some of Kerstin’s teammates started to notice.
Surprisingly, Lauren, who wasn't the most observant, caught sight of it first.
“Do you know her?” She asked Kerstin after a game against Everton, watching the Dutchie make eye contact with you from where they were signing shirts.
Kerstin looked at Hempo, a blush running across the bridge of her nose.
Shrugging, she thanked the last fan, handing back the pen. “She's a friend of mine.”
Lauren’s eyebrows furrowed. “Then why isn't she in the friends and family section?”
When Kerstin didn't instantly reply, silenced by the prodding questions she was receiving, a distant idea clicked in Lauren’s mind.
“She's your girlfriend?” She sounded, obviously a little too loudly since the Dutch international nudged her warningly.
“Alright, nosey, keep your voice down.” She snapped, pulling the girl away from the crowd. “You can't tell anyone, alright. It's still pretty new.”
Lauren’s eyes widened in alarm, not exactly thrilled with the commitment of keeping a secret. “Does Jill know?”
“Why would Jill know?”
“I don't know, I didn't think I’d be the first person to find out,” Hempo replied, looking back at you. “Can I tell someone?”
Kerstin’s eyebrows furrowed. “I just said you can't.”
“Yes, I know, but I'm terrible at keeping secrets,” Lauren whined. “Please, let me tell Jill, at least.”
“No, because Jill will tell Viv and Viv will tell Beth, and Beth will tell literally everyone.” She quipped, only half-heartedly digging at the Arsenal girls. She watched Hemp sigh like a child, looking down as if the burden of her knowing was too much. “You can tell Esme but that's it.”
That was how the first people found out about you and Kerstin. When she told you that night, you weren't necessarily fazed. It was bound to come out at some point, and you’d rather Kerstin’s teammates find out from her than the internet.
Unfortunately, though, the rest of the girls weren't afforded the same luxury as Esme and Lauren.
All of the girls at Man City couldn't believe their eyes when they found out Kerstin was in love.
Well, to be fair, they weren't quite certain this was true. Lauren and Esme saw it first at the next game against West Ham, watching their teammate smile cheekily at the girl in the stands when she should've been stretching.
Sandy mentioned the Dutch International’s love-sick countenance to some of their teammates over lunch a few weeks later, promoting Hempo and Es to spill their not-so-long-kept confession.
None of the girls knew who Kerstin was talking to — or even if their suspicions were acclimated, but Sandy, Esme, and Lauren all made it their mission to keep their lips closed.
Sandy was the one to come up with the pact, yet the demanding eyes of Roebuck after an endurance training session set her tongue loose.
Lauren wasn't at all happy. Esme ended up spilling the secret to Mary as well, meaning the secret was already spreading across the team.
Meanwhile, fans were growing more and more suspicious of you and how you managed to steal the attention of Kerstin after each and every game.
The media surrounding you two got so big that Kerstin’s national teammate Viv called her one day asking what was going on.
Kerstin knew Lauren and Esme had told at least half the team by then, including Jill, who had run up to you after a game and pretended to flirt with you just to annoy her teammate. Viv was quick to point out that if she wanted to keep your relationship private, putting you in the midst of cameras and media attention wasn't the most suitable option.
You ended up deciding that if you were to stay in the crowd, both of you needed to be willing to make your relationship more public.
It had been seven months of concealing your obvious love for one another. Pretty much the whole team knew about you, and it only took fans a quick video of the two of you looking at each other to piece the clues together. You were both mature enough to keep your private lives private and social lives up to your discretion.
You made the decision to share very minimal parts of your lives together without spelling it out. This meant that you could hug your girlfriend for that little while longer in front of everyone. You could kiss her and not look around to see if anyone was looking. You could tell yourself that Kerstin was yours and you were hers.
But you didn't need public knowledge to make you feel loved by her.
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Comments:
user11 — UM THE SOFT LAUNCH ARE YOU KIDDING???
viviannemiedema — ❤️
laurenhemp — love that bakery
*liked by kerstincasparji and yourusername
esmemorgan — busy girls
^ wosofan — SHE KNOWS
maryfowler — 🐐
user23 — is she dating the fan??
^ manchestergirl — if you mean the girl in the stand then yeah I think so
^ user2 — “THE girl IN THE STANDS” AHAHAHHAA
jillroord — ew cooties
^ viviannemiedema — shush
^ jillroord — no 😍
user7 — why does she sit in the stands and not in the family and friends section
^ laurenhemp — that's what I said 🫢
yourusername — charmer, huh?
^ kerstincasparji — idk, some pretty girl called me it
^ yourusername — didn't you call her beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, talented, incredible, out of this world
^ kerstincaslarji — she likes to think so.
^ user12 — IS THIS HER??????
^ arsenalwosoxx — THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
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O sono leve o faz abrir os olhos no primeiro som agudinho e manhoso que ecoa da sua garaganta. Suspira, esfregando os olhos para conseguir focar na silhueta que o seu corpo forma sobre a cama, ao lado dele, os feixes de luz do banheiro penetrando por baixo da porta do quarto. Nena, te chama baixinho, toca no seu braço.
Você sobressai, desperta de imediato, um pouco confusa, piscando os olhinhos em meio ao escuro da madrugada. “Te acordei, amor?”, o som da voz dele é rouco, aveludado, tem ternura quando percebe que você ainda estava dormindo antes dele mexer contigo. Acaricia o canto do seu rosto, “desculpa. Me desculpa, okay? Vem cá”, te leva para mais próximo, até que entrelacem as pernas e a sua cabeça descanse no peito masculino. “É que você ‘tava resmungando, pensei que estivesse falando comigo...”
Um bocejo escapa da sua boca, arrasta o rostinho contra a blusa de algodão que ele usa de pijama, “eu ‘tava sonhando só”, conta.
“Sonhando, hm?”
“É. Com você.”
Os seus olhos se acustumam com a escuridão, as pupilas dilatadas oara dar tempo de flagrar o sorriso repuxando na face do uruguaio. Você respondeu de uma forma tão genuína que ele recebe a informação com ramance de imediato, o afeto que sente por ti dominando os ânimos quando descobre que nem quando está desligada, dormindo, a sua mente é capaz de esquecê-lo. Mas você sabe, bem sabe, o conteúdo desse sonho. O corpo quente, as têmporas suadinhas. Vem, vamo’ dormir de conchinha, ele te toma entre os braços, encaixa-se na sua costas. Um beijo estala na sua bochecha. Pode ouvir a respiração masculina ao pé do seu ouvido, o suspiro de relaxamento. Você até fecha os olhos de novo, morde o lábio, pisando em ovos com a vergonha para instigar não quer saber o que aconteceu no sonho?
“Não, cê não...”, ele começa a se justificar, mas para no meio do raciocínio. O silêncio que se instala no quarto por esses míseros segundos até que ele saque as circunstâncias é de fazer os seus joelhos se apertarem um contra o outro, na espera. Poderia ser pornográfica e explicitar todo o cenário que a sua cabeça criou, só que não precisa pois Enzo puxa o ar para os pulmões, ah..., compreendendo tudo sozinho.
Te abraça com mais força, a virilha sendo jogada contra a sua bunda, como se quisesse fundir seu corpo no dele. O sonzinho da risada soprada na região posterior ao seu ouvido te arranca um arrepio. “Então, é isso que fica se passando na sua cabecinha quando tá dormindo? Essas coisas feias...”, e você se encolhe mais, o eco da voz rouca de sono repercutindo por ti inteirinha. A ponta do nariz grande roçando na sua bochecha, a mão que antes só te envolvia, agora subindo para apertar o seu seio. Quanto mais ele empurra o quadril contra ti, mais vontade tem de espaçar as pernas para que ele possa colocar logo.
Para Enzo, é muito bom saber que aparece nos seus sonhos, e melhor ainda quando te come tão bem durante o dia que quando você deita a cabeça pra descansar ainda está pensando nele. “Eu já te fodi hoje”, sussurra, os dentes mordiscam pela sua nuca, “Duas vezes, nena... e você ainda quer mais?”, segura na sua mandíbula para virar seu rosto pra ele, sela os lábios nos teus, “Ah, uma mulher tão bonitinha, mas que só pensa em levar pica, olha, até sonha...”, e você chama o nome dele, Enzo, prolongando a última sílaba num dengo sem igual só para que ele possa te calar com um ‘shh’, um murmuro de tranquilizante, garantindo, “sem chorar, nena, não precisa chorar, tá?”, é ágil pra te livrar do short de pijama e trazer a ereção. “Calma”, sopra, com outro sorriso, se ajeitando pra entrar, “aqui, toma...”, desliza, ocupando, a umidade intensa fazendo ir lá em cima de uma vez só. Tão molhadinha, ele não deixa de citar, “sonhou que eu ‘tava te fodendo tão bem assim que ficou toda molhada desse jeito, amor?”
O toque da mão alcança a sua garganta, envolve, enquanto o quadril se arrasta no colchão, indo e vindo, pra preencher o seu interior. Assim, de ladinho, debaixo da coberta, tudo parece ainda mais quente, gostoso. Você fica paradinha, conquistada, recebendo o que ele te oferece, na velocidade que quer. Se permite entreabrir os lábios, mansa, pra só perceber que está até babando quando a saliva vaza pelo cantinho da boca e atinge a fronha do travesseiro.
“Bobinha...”, Enzo ri, limpando pra ti com as costas da mão. Pega na parte traseira do seu joelho e ergue a sua perninha um pouco pro movo ângulo facilitar melhor. Mas, às vezes, se o ritmo aumenta, ele escapa de ti, de tão babadinho o pau escorrega pra fora muito fácil, os seus remungos se misturando ao dele, ah, não..., sendo o tom do homem com aquele resquício de deboche, como se tirasse uma com a sua cara. Um sorriso vadio que é melhor você nem se virar para flagrar. “Vai ter que ser devagarinho, okay?”, diz, retornando pro compasso lento, torturante de meter, os pés da cama nem remexem contra o piso do quarto. Morde o lóbulo da sua orelha, “mas prometo que não paro até encher bastante a sua bucetinha de porra, tá bom?”
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✰Ꮺ !𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐒
No cômodo escuro, a única fonte de luz vem do celular do argentino. Corre o dedo e os olhos pela tela do aparelho, entediado, sem vontade alguma de fechar os olhos e dormir. E ao contrário dele, você não demorou a pegar no sono na hora que vieram pra cama. Tão apagada desde do dia cansativo que a mente descontrai a sua tensão com o mais promíscuo dos cenários, não é mesmo? Se entrega ao devaneio inconsciente, o corpo virando de bruços, o quadril empurrando contra o colchão pra virilha roçar. Se encolhe, o cenho franzindo, um resmungo doce ecoa da garganta, o nome do rapaz reverberando abafado, Matí...
Os olhos de Matías vão pra ti, acende a luzinha do abajur na mesinha de cabeceira pra poder ver melhor. O sorriso brota tão fácil nos lábios que tem até que se conter pra não soltar um risinho. Quer ver até onde seu corpo vai, se vai mesmo se esfregar no colchão na frente dele — o que internamente está desejando que aconteça. Mas você para, o som da respiração ecoando mais alto, como se o possível sonho erótico tivesse chegado ao fim justo agora que ele te notou. Por isso, tem que se aproximar, implicar.
“Você é tão putinha, meu deus...”, sussurra ao pé do seu ouvido. Matías, que susto, você rebate de volta, despertando num sobressalto. Aperta no ombro dele, quando o corpo masculino pesa sobre o seu propositalmente. “Tava fantasiando peripécias comigo, né? Nossa, que piranha...”, e a sua reação menos irritada é estalar a língua e tentar empurrá-lo pro lado, sem muito sucesso, porque ele pega nos seus pulsos, te domina toda só pelo prazer de continuar provocando feito um pestinha. “Até dormindo você pensa na minha pica, garota. Eu posso te comer o dia inteiro que ainda vai sonhar que eu tô fodendo, não é? Ah, que cérebro de puta cê tem.”
Ai, cala a boca, cara, você rebate, virando o rosto pro outro lado, longe de onde sente a ponta do nariz dele roçar. “Ih, mas tá bravinha, é? Tá bravinha?”, e você jura, o sangue até ferve quando ele começa com esse tom debochadinho, “você que sonha com a porra do meu pau, geme o meu nome e tudo, e você que tá bravinha?”
“Eu não gemi seu nome!”, devolve, convicta, mas ele tem o gosto de te garantir que sim, gemeu sim, e igual quando ele tá metendo tão forte que você fica burrinha, de olhos revirando. “E daí?”, você o olha com pouca paciência, “E daí, cara?! O que que tem? O que cê vai fazer?”
O que eu vou fazer?, o argentino repete a pergunta sugestiva que você jogou no ar mesmo sem perceber. Está sorrindo de novo, canalha. De repente, se ergue, te solta. Senta sobre as panturrilha, bem entre as suas pernas, a carinha mudando pra uma expressão plena, inocente. “Não sei, nena”, dá de ombros, “O que você quer que eu faça, hm?”
Você pousa o olhar na figura dele. Sem camisa, só com aquele short de pijama que você sabe que não está usando nada por baixo. Matías não vale nada, é tão vadio quanto você, com certeza tem algo em mente. E não está errada. Ele enrosca o antebraço por baixo dos seus joelhos e te arrasta pra mais perto. As mãos tocam no interior das suas coxas, vão descendo e descendo até a virilha. “Quer que eu transforme seu sonho em realidade, é isso? Quer que eu te foda igualzinho você sonhou?”, questiona, sem tirar os olhos de ti. Os dedos alcançam a barra da sua calcinha, desenha pela costura, chegando até onde o tecido está molhadinho. “É isso que você quer?”, arreda pro cantinho, só levando agora o foco pra sua buceta babadinha de excitação. “Poxa, deve ser isso que você quer, né? Mais pica, porque o que ganha normalmente não é suficiente pra essa buceta gulosinha”, deixa um tapinha ali, que te faz crispar os lábios, sentindo a região esquentando. “Mas eu deveria te foder? Deveria, mô?”, pende a cabeça pro lado, fingido.
Não demora a colocar a ereção pra fora, porém. Segura a si própria entre a palma da mão, fecha os dedos ao redor da rigidez, na vontade que as circunstâncias o despertaram. “Pior que eu acho que você é tão cachorra que deve ter mentido tudo isso só pra ter uma desculpa pra pedir uma foda”, acusa, casual, te fazendo morder a isca pois se apoia sobre os cotovelos para rebatê-lo não menti nada. “É?”, ele chega mais perto, o olhar devorando os seus lábios torcidinhos num bico adorável, “Então, cê é só a cadelinha mais burra por pau que eu já conheci mesmo.”
Você vê a cabecinha batendo contra o seu clitóris, resmunga baixinho, porque está com o pontinho tão sensível de tesão que o simples choque te faz arder. E o jeito que ele se esfrega por ali é cruel, principalmente quando leva até no buraquinho, aponta e tudo, mas não afunda. Matí..., o nome ecoa da sua garganta, numa súplica. Ele sorri, ladino, “Isso. Foi bem assim que cê gemeu meu nome ainda agorinha”, diz, “Geme de novo. Me pede pra meter em você, vai”, encoraja sem vergonha alguma, “Chora um pouquinho pelo meu pau, e eu prometo que coloco em você, princesa. Juro de dedinho”, mordisca o próprio lábio, se divertindo com a sua cara de irritada retornando pra face.
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✰Ꮺ ! 𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐍
Ele não está dormindo. A posição é reconfortante, a mão espalmada na lateral da sua barriga, a lateral da face deitada nos seus seios. Gosta de sentir o seu corpo tão pertinho, do jeito que está abraçada a ele, com os dedos nos cabelos do homem. Mas não é a melhor das circunstâncias pra pegar no sono; depois de um dia estressante, a cólica roubando todo o seu bom humor, só queria poder tê-lo guardadinho dentro de si, ficar cheia, aconchegada, ao ponto que o conforto é tamanho que fecha os olhinhos e dorme fácil fácil de tão cansada.
Esteban te oferece o que necessitava, se enterra todo e fica quietinho, só te ouvindo ressonando, completamente entregue. Já planeja sair de fininho, com cuidado pra não te acordar, quando você espasma, apertando-o com mais força, contraindo ao redor dele. Ei, o que foi?, a voz do argentino soa calminha, vai invadindo os seus ouvidos conforme ganha consciência. Ele ergue o torso, toca no cantinho do seu rosto, afetuoso, “O que foi, cariño?”, sopra. Os seus olhos se abrem devagarzinho, sendo a face do homem a primeira coisa que vê, à luz da televisão ligada no quarto, o player do filme pausado na metade da reprodução.
Os fios dos cabelos dele estão bagunçadinhos, os lábios entreabertos, e aquele olhar carinhoso te derrete toda assim que nota. Kuku, chama num tom choroso, travando mais as pernas na cintura dele. “Oi, tô aqui, meu amor”, ele assegura, colando a ponta do nariz na sua, “Você me assustou... Teve um sonho ruim?”, quer saber, e você nega, não, bem baixinho, “É? Foi um sonho bom, então?”
Muito bom, a sua resposta ganha um sorriso levinho dele, quase que de alívio. Mas é só o seu quadril começar a remexer por baixo do homem que a sua fala recebe a interpretação correta. Esteban desde a mão pra entre as suas pernas, tem que esgueirar o dedo pra tocar no melzinho que escorre pela ereção e parte justamente de ti. Não era pra estar tão molhadinha assim se estava dormindo, a não ser que...
“Me fode”, você pede, com charme. Ele retorna a atenção pra ti, sorrindo, não diz uma só palavra, ainda aparentando incrédulo com a verdade. A carinha de lezado te dá mais tesão, leva a resmungar com dengo, rebolando, praticamente implorando pra ele realizar só mais esse desejo seu. “Nossa, cê tá tão manhosinha hoje...”, o escuta apontando.
É que eu tô ovulando, justifica. “Não tá, não”, ele desmente, “Te fodi durante o seu ‘período fértil’ todinho, princesa, não é possível que você ainda precise tanto de pica...”, o tom de voz masculino permance tranquilo, o que é ainda pior pra sua sanidade, porque ouvi-lo te negando, com tanta gastação, é mil vezes mais excitante. “Tô começando a achar que é você que é uma menina muito desesperadinha, sabe? Eu não ligo de te comer todo dia, mas será que se passa outra coisa na sua cabecinha senão a vontade de dar a bucetinha pra mim?”, está te olhando com os olhos cheios de ternura, “hm?”
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✰Ꮺ !𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍
“Bom dia, flor do dia”, a voz agudinha dele sopra ao pé do seu ouvido. Não só te desperta do cochilo da tarde, também traz um sorriso enorme pro seu rosto, os ombros encolhidos debaixo da figura masculina que te envolve sobre a cama e beija o seu pescoço. “Pensei que não fosse mais acordar...”, aí ele deita ao seu lado, de braços abertos, o rosto virando para te olhar. “Hoje é sábado, são umas cinco da tarde, só pra te situar.”
“Para, eu não dormi tanto assim...”, você retruca. Levanta as costas do colchão, esfrega os olhinhos. Quando se senta, as mãos acabam descendo pelo corpo, automáticas, pra tocar entre as pernas. A umidade te incomoda, te faz questionar na verdade. Não se lembra de nenhum estímulo que pudesse te deixar mais molhada que o normal ao acordar pela manhã. Os dedos voltam meladinhos, chamam a atenção de Francisco, que se apoia nos cotovelos, exibe um sorriso.
“Hmm, sonhou comigo, foi?”, te caçoa de imediato. Mesmo que a sua reação seja estalar a língua, olhando para ele com cara feia, ainda não eo suficiente para lacrar os lábios do garoto. Inclina o corpo na sua direção mais uma vez, a face indo de encontro com a curva do seu pescoço para mergulhar ali, “E o que eu tava fazendo nesse sonho que te deixei assim, hein? Hein?”, pesa por cima de ti, de faz deitar sobre o colchão de novo, rindo, “Eu te fodi gostoso, é? Hm?”, mordisca a sua pele, esfrega o nariz por baixo do lóbulo da sua orelha. “Eu te comi assim?”, de prontidão se coloca no meio das suas pernas, segurando nos seus joelhos para separá-las mais. A virilha encosta em ti, praticamente ensaia a estocada fictícia.
Francisco!, você repreende, porém perde todo o crédito porque está rindo. “Já sei!”, o sorriso travesso na face do argentino denuncia que está pronto para alterar a posição, “Eu te comi assim”, facilmente te vira de bruços, puxa o seu quadril pra te empinar, mas você foge do toque, cai com o peito no colchão, para, seu bobo, gargalhando de tamanha gozação. E ele vem por cima, deitando a cabeça nas suas costas. Segura no cós do seu short de pijama, brinca com o tecido, fazendo uma horinha antes de perguntar, como quem não quer nada, “vai ficar molhadinha assim mesmo?”
Você espia sobre os ombros, sorri, “por quê?”
Ele quer fazer pouco caso, indiferente, mas o sorriso também invade os lábios, “ah, se o meu amorzinho sonhou comigo, nada mais justo do que eu dar pra ela igualzinho ela sonhou, né?”, a proposta te agrada, bastante. O argentino muda a direção para se deitar com as costas no colchão, a cabeça na direção dos pés de cama. Bate a palma da mão por cima da bagunça de lençóis, “Vem, senta na minha cara”, convida sem pudor, “deixa eu te chupar, cê é tão gostosinha...”
“É?”, você se livra rapidinho do short antes de engatinhar sobre ele. Para com o rosto sobre o dele só pra deixar uns beijinhos estalados, uhum, ele confirma num murmuro, vai ser meu café da manhã. E você ri, soprando ar contra os lábios dele, “tá bom... mas eu também quero meu café da manhã.”
Ele faz biquinho, esticando os lábios pra tocar nos seus de levinho, “aí, eu deixo você me mamar, pode ser?”
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✰Ꮺ !𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐄
Talvez seja por causa dessa posição, do toque quente dele. Os corpos abraçados sobre o colchão, a cabeça de Felipe no seu ombro, o joelho dele entre as suas pernas, e a palma da mão segurando o seu seio por baixo da blusa do pijama. Com certeza é isso, porque foi só fechar os olhinhos pro cochilo da tarde que a mente foi longe, desligou, e acendeu o cenário prazeroso das mãos e da boca do argentino tomando os seus peitos. E despertar, excitada, com o contato certinho da forma que imaginou não facilita nada, não é mesmo?
Luta contra o próprio anseio, mesmo que o formigamento abaixo do umbigo seja desesperador. Quanto mais tenta não pensar na fantasia, mais o cérebro revisita as cenas eróticas. Vívido, se lembra de tudo. Das mordidas nas mamas, da língua molhada chupando a pele, e até do som estalado que a boca fazia ao mamar os biquinhos. Respira fundo, tentando se controlar. Pensa em se erguer, em deixar a cama para ir se saciar sozinha, porque o rapaz pesando por cima de ti até ressona, no sono profundo.
Sente os mamilos durinhos, tanto que o resvalar no tecido da blusa é torturante, incomoda. As mamas aparentam o dobro do peso, embora paradinha, só englobando a carne, a palma dele é capaz de te instigar, desejar que aperte, mesmo sabendo que doeria. Seria muito pervertido da sua parte se se esfregasse no jeolho dele só um pouquinho? Tipo, só um pouquinho, só... Devagarzinho, com cuidado, nem o acordaria... Ai, nossa, se sente muito suja por não conseguir se aguentar. Remexe os quadris, lento, o bastante pra roçar o pontinho sensível e conseguir um alívio.
Solta o ar dos pulmões. Pode ser que esteja presa demais ao próprio deleite porque parece alheia ao seu redor; ao som distante da televisão ligada no cômodo ao lado, da cidade, da respiração do Otaño. Rebola mais um pouco, o braço que envolve as costas do argentino o segura com mais vontade, os dedos procurando pelos fios dos cabelos espessos dele. Ar escapa por entre a sua boca, num arquejar. E morde os lábios, de imediato, julgando que fez barulho demais, até cessa o movimento dos quadris.
Mas o ecoar rouquinho da voz masculina te desconcerta, “continua, bebê”. Felipe arrasta a face pelo seu colo, com ternura, ainda está grogue de sono, dá pra notar, só que a disposição de te oferecer prazer sobrepassa qualquer outro desejo que tenha nesse momento. Ele encaixa melhor o joelho entre as suas pernas, a palma da mão se fecha ao redor do seu seio, com firmeza. Arranca um gemidinho doce, reclamando da pontada que sente no biquinho e se deliciando com a rigidez do toque ao mesmo tempo.
“Pensei que estivesse dormindo”, ele cochila, o ar soprando no seu pescoço, “mas a minha garota é insaciável, tô achando... Aposto que até sonha comigo fodendo ela”, e o jeito que você se retrai toda leva Pipe a cogitar que está mesmo correto. Levanta o olhar pra ti, aqueles olhinhos claros te mirando com brilho, um pequeno sorriso ameaçando tomar conta dos lábios. “Ah, nena...”, se entrega total ao escárnio, ao ego inflado pela constatação, “queria muito que você não fosse essa cadelinha boba que tu é, mas não dá, né? Cê não se aguenta”, sobe a barra da sua blusa, traz pra fora só os seus seios para poder usurpar do local todinho. Chupa um, continua apertando o outro, com apetite. Solta o biquinho duro num estalo, a face corada e a voz bêbada pra zombar “não pode me ver que precisa de atenção, não é?”, fricciona os dedos no outro mamilo, “é uma putinha muito necessitada de carinho. E tanto faz como eu vou te comer, né? Posso ficar só mamando nos seus peitinhos”, afunda o rosto no vale dos seus seios, esfrega a ponta do nariz ali, “te colocar pra rebolar na minha coxa, ou te dar pica. Tanto faz. Tanto faz pra quem é a cachorrinha desesperada preferida do Pipe, né?”
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✰Ꮺ !𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍
Você deita de bruços, a lateral da face deitada no braço esticado do homem. Não é sempre que isso acontece. Na verdade, nem se lembra da última vez. Normalmente, vai deitar tão cansada que a mente nem tem tempo de fantasiar. Mas a circunstância inesperada não é um problema, nem de longe. Se tem algo que Agustín já deixou bem claro que não dispensa é a oportunidade de te foder.
Toca sobre o peitoral nu, chamando o nome dele baixinho. O argentino suspira, despertando, “oi, nena”, dizendo. Eu queria que você me fodesse, você vai direto ao ponto, sem rodeios. Um silênciozinho domina o quarto por um momento, a lascividade das suas palavras causando tensão no ambiente, porém é só o tempo necessário para ele ganhar o domínio do próprio corpo e se levantar para acender a luz no interruptor.
O sorriso ladino dele é a primeira coisa que você vê, torna-se impossível controlar o seu próprio, mordendo o lábio, travessa “Então, a minha mulher me acordou só pra pedir pica...”, ele balança a cabeça negativamente, fingindo alguma decepção, “tsc, onde é que eu fui arrumar uma puta tão emocionada...”
Eu meio que tive um sonho contigo, você explica. Ele se aproxima da cama de novo, o joelho afunda no colchão macio, “é mesmo?”, a cabeça pendendo pro canto. Você me comia tão bem que eu não vou conseguir dormir mais, murmura, com manha, aquela carinha de anjo, os lábios crispadinhos só pra apaixonar o homem. “Entendi”, ele diz, “aí, precisa que eu te dê um trato pra poder ficar bem cansadinha e pegar no sono mais fácil, né?”
Uhum, é exatamente isso que você precisa. “Beleza”, ele estica a mão para pegar no seu tornozelo e sem dificuldade nenhuma te puxar até a borda da cama. “Vou te comer bem, daquele jeito que deixa as suas perninhas tremendo. Você sempre dorme igual um anjinho depois”, segura no seu quadril, te vira de modo que possa te colocar de quatro. Só afasta o tecido da calcinha, o dedo correndo pela umidade exacerbada, “molhadinha desse jeito... Seria até pecado se não me deixasse meter em você, linda.”
A mão entrelaça nos seus cabelos, desce na nuca, aperta. É uma pegada bruta que te faz arrepiar, toda empinadinha nessa posição, apenas esperando ardentemente que ele coloque em ti. O arranhar dos dedos na sua cintura, segurando pra poder se encaixar certinho. Não tem motivo pra não pôr tudo, com tanto melzinho escorrendo, a ereção vai inteira pra te rechear. E já que vai te foder da forma mais canalha que conheça na intenção de deixar cansadinha, os tapas estalados não podem faltar. A carne da sua bunda até queima, o corpo todo estremece, o gemido dengoso escapando na sua voz quebradinha. Chega a se perguntar se os vizinhos conseguem ouvir, pelo menos, o estalo do tapão... Ah, que vergonha... Mas eles que se danem dessa vez, vai, você necessita uma boa foda pra literalmente apagar sobre o colchão depois de bem gozadinha.
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✰Ꮺ !𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐍
Abre os olhos, o corpinho ferve, as pernas enroladas no lençol da cama dele. Ainda consegue sentir a buceta latejando, e não sabe se é reflexo das estocadas fortes de agora há pouco ou da fantasia despudorada que levou todo o prazer que sentiu da foda pra sua mente desacordada.
Com as pálpebras cerradas, de bruços, desce a mão lá pra baixo, pressionando o antebraço contra a barriga. Tem que tocar pra ver o estrago. Desabou no travesseiro depois do terceiro orgasmo, sem ânimo pra mais nada, nem um sorrisinho ou um ‘obrigada’, e com esse maldito sonho, então, deve estar ainda mais babadinha, né? Pô, e põe babada nisso. A mistura das jorradas de porra entre os lábios íntimos inchadinhos, o interior das coxas, junto da excitação atual. Sente o clitóris dolorido, como se clamasse por uma atenção ali, mesmo que pouquinha, quando puxar a mão pra fora de novo. E até ia ceder a si própria, claro, mas só se o riscar do isqueiro não te fizesse abrir os olhos.
“Dorme uns quarenta minutos direto e, quando acorda, a primeira coisa que faz é se dedar escondidinha...”, a voz masculina ecoa nos seus ouvidos. Vê a silhueta do homem, apoiado no parapeito da janela aberta, a luz do pôr do sol criando o desenho do corpo seminu. O cigarro sendo tragado; a fumaça jogada no ar. Se força bem as vistas, também dá pra notar um sorrisinho sacana na face do argentino, “...eu sempre escolho as mais vagabundinhas mesmo...”
Você levanta parte do torso, se apoiando no cotovelo para retrucá-lo, “cê bem que podia me foder. Eu tenho meus dedos, sim, mas cê tem os dez e um pau à toa”. Ele ri, soprado, espia na sua direção por cima dos ombros, “te foder, é?”, sopra a fumaça, “de novo?”
A entonação é maldosa, de escárnio. “Se eu meter em ti mais uma vez, linda, cê vai se apaixonar.”
É a sua vez de rir, dando a ele um gole do mesmo tom de gozação. “Cê precisa de mais que uma pica pra me fazer apaixonar, Simón.”
É?, ele se vira pra ti, os braços sustentando no parapeito. “Engraçado. Eu juro que quase ouviu um ‘eu te amo’ mais cedo, os seus olhinhos brilhando só porque a minha pica tava metendo em ti.”
Você revira os olhos, num suspiro. “Tá, depois a gente pode ficar de gracinha um pro outro, agora vem aqui e faz o que eu tô precisando”. E ele caminha até ti, de fato, a proximidade te levando a crer que foi respeitada, que toda a marra do argentino caiu por terra na sua primeira simples instrução depois de dar o gostinho pra ele do que é foder uma buceta.
Mas Simón se inclina apenas para alcançar o outro travesseiro, “quer gozar de novo, gatinha?”, e oferecê-lo, deixando por cima de ti, “se esfrega aí, você consegue”, e retorna pra janela, pra mesma posição em que estava antes.
Parece uma piada de mal gosto, a feição na sua cara já diz tudo que um milhão de palavras pra expressar a frustração não conseguiria dizer. Até poderia rebater, talvez contar pra ele que sonhou agora mesmo que dava pra ele mais uma vez porém sabe que só vai fazer a energia de puto dele crescer e não está com paciência pra ego de homem agora — ainda mais um hermano.
Muito bem, guia o travesseiro pra entre as pernas, se encaixa sobre, um ângulo bonzinho pra roçar. “Isso aí”, o escuta murmurando, os olhos fixados na sua figura, “viu como você consegue?”, o tom gozador não vai te afetar mais, pois já tem a mente feita com a sua provocação. Ignora tudo que Simón te diz, cada palavra suja, termo degradante. Deixa ele te chamar de putinha, de cadela, falar o quanto parece uma virgenzinha procurando um alívio no meio da madrugada porque não tem ninguém pra te comer. O seu foco é a performance, a sensação deliciosa que se constrói na boca do estômago.
Rebola, jogando o bumbum no ar, a bagunça úmida se espalhando pra fronha. A cabeça pendendo pra trás, a face de deleite sendo pensada para ser um doce aos olhos do argentino. Quer atiçá-lo — ao bruto, quer se vingar do ‘não’ que recebeu. Logo, os lamúrios se tornam mais audíveis, a voz torcendo no dengo, os gemidos vazando pelos lábios entreabertos. Simón, o nome dele ecoando pelo cômodo.
“Fala comigo, nena”, sente o toque quente da palma na sua bochecha, a carícia suave. Arrasta a bochecha nas costas da mão dele, dócil, mas sem comunicar mais nada, quietinha. Se esfrega mais, mais, os quadris dançando por cima do travesseiro. Chega até a quicar, pornográfica mesmo, propositalmente gostosa demais para o homem que pega na sua mandíbula, aos suspiros. Quer dar um tapinha na sua bochecha, igual fez diversas vezes mais cedo, porém somente morde o próprio lábio, a outra mão apertando a ereção que se forma dentro da cueca. “Ah, sua cachorra...”, o resmungo em meio ao sorriso é o primeiro sinal do seu triunfo. Com certeza, ele pensou que você fosse choramingar, estupidamente implorar pra ser fodida pelo pau dele e nada mais que isso. Não esperava que o deslumbre de te ver tão exibidinha na cama assim, se masturbando, fosse uma possibilidade. “Cê não vai deixar em meter em ti agora, vai?”, pergunta mesmo já sabendo a resposta, recebendo o seu aceno negativo. “Pô, nem a cabecinha?”
Você ri, não, nega. E ele não desiste, aparenta ainda sustentar a marra de antes, só que, sem dúvidas, está mais mansinho. “E porra? Quer na boquinha? Não vai desperdiçar leitinho, vai?”
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Senate introduces law to legalize hemp - WECT
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Boxer // Alessia Russo
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a/n: based off this request. Bear with me, i don‘t know anything about boxing and the end is just random :D
"Ready for tomorrow?" the italian asked while she cuddled in to your chest. The smell of her shampoo hitting your nostrils as a content sigh left your mouth. "Yeah" you whispered at the verge of falling asleep, "but my opponent is one of the best, it‘s gonna be intense" with your eyes closed, senses shut off you didn‘t notice the way Alessias body tensed. She didn‘t want you to get hurt badly. "You‘re the best" she said, tightening her grip around you. You didn‘t hear it anymore as you had fallen into a slumber, soft snores filling your shared bedroom.
Despite that Alessia tried dearly to fall asleep, she just couldn‘t. She thought about the possibilities that could happen to you; broken arm, nose, leg, jaw, anything. Blood running down your face, black eyes, she thought about every possible injury with the worst ending. What if you break your neck? What if she (your opponent) breaks your neck?!
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With your gear on you stood in the boxing ring, your opponent in front of you on her side of the ring. Your coach was giving you a prep talk about her weakness, to keep your defence up and watch your steps.
The arena was filled, many people from across the country to watch the two of you fight.
In Lessi‘s words it‘s a derby match or in Lucy Bronze‘s words an el clásico. And not only Lucy and your girl were sitting in the stands but Ella Toone, Leah Williamson, all of the lionesses. They were ready to watch you fight and win. This match may be one of the biggest in history.
To be honest, you were kind of nervous, you knew your opponent - the second, the ref would give the go - your enemy - she was an awesome boxer, could hit hard but was also very good with her technic in general and her mind games were horrific and dangerous.
Lessi was sitting between Tooney and Mearps, biting her nails while her right leg made a regular, rapid up and down movement. "Stop that" her best friend told her firmly as she placed her hand on the blondes thigh, stopping her penetrating moves.
"I‘m nervous"
"We could tell" Mary said, "She’s gonna be great" she tried to reassure her - with no luck.
The fight was about to begin, already fist bumping your enemy of the night. You turned one last time to the eyes that motivated you before you turned back around.
You were ready to face the so-called boxing devil.
Even though the blonde was nervous she still cheered for you the loudest, the other lionesses cheering with her. It was intense to say at least, your enemy hit some pretty good places where she definitely got points for but you did as well.
The whole time you were calm and collected until you saw her cheking out Lessi. The way the womans eyes wandered over the blondes body as your girl stood next to her friends.
Something inside you switched.
"Wow!" Mary cheered as she grabbed Alessias hand, "what‘s gotten into her? She‘s smashing!" Ella on the other side yelled something, other lionesses joining her as they encouraged you. For everyones eyes it seemed like you just got a new boost of energy - for Alessia it looked like you were angry. She knew you like the back of her hand, even fighting she knew what you did, how you thought and this type of fight-style wasn’t your usual. It was aggressive.
"Yes!" the girls shouted as the fight was called an end, the ref holding your arm in the air - you won.
Taking your gear of you jumped out of the ring, walking up to your favorite girl, "hm hello" you pressed a quick kiss to her lips as you slung your arm around her, looking at the defeated Girl in the ring. The blondes arm went around your body as well, not minding the sweat on your body - she hugged you always when she was sweaty so no complain there. You greeted the rest of the group, chatting with them for awhile. Mary and Ella even recreated some scenes of the fight while Rachel did the sound effects, Lauren utterly confused, her mouth agape. You loved her lionesses girls, some of them were super sweet and some hilarious - just a bunch of lovely weirdos.
Later that night, you cuddled into Alessias chest, her fingertips stroking patterns on your skin as you relaxed in her touch. Yet the question that Mary had asked earlier was still laying on tip of her tongue. What‘s gotten into her? "You know, i‘m so proud of you?" she mumbled into the dimmed room. "You told me more than once" you giggled, the striker not keeping her mouth shut on the way home. "Is there a but?" you asked sitting up as she didn‘t join your laughter, like she normally would. Straddling her waist, you looked at her with confused eyes, fingers playing with her baby hairs, "no. I was just wondering- you seemed angry?"
"How did you know?"
"amore, you‘re my girlfriend. I know everything about you." she grinned cheekily before she pressed a gentle lingering kiss on your cheek. "So?" pinching your sides, she questioned with her eyes, your own dotting around her face as a blush covered your cheeks, "shecheckedyououtandididntlikeitbecauseyouremygirlfriendandifeltjealous" you rushed out, your head falling the curve of her neck, your shy persona had taken over. "Come again?"
"she checked you out and i didn‘t like it because you‘re my girlfriend and i felt jealous" you admitted, face turning a deeper shade of red. The italian gave a loud laugh as you pulled back, playfully glaring at her, "not funny"
"It is! my jealous baby" you grumbled, crossing your arms over your chest, about to leave her lap and touch, "nah" grabbing your waist, she didn‘t gave you the chance as she held you tightly.
"You looked hot with that new energy" she purred in your ear while her thumbs drew circles on the bare skin at your legs, "and i love you" her lips pressed against your own as affirmation before she let her back flop on the bed, strong arms pulling you with.
At the end of the day, it didn‘t matter that she was a footballer and you’re boxer, if someone checked the other out the hell broke out.
And her friends loved you so everything was fine. A solid statement to love her forever.
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Boomerang
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You don't know why you didn't say anything. You don't know why you didn't tell your mum that you were running out of your ADHD meds, but now you didn't have any more and you'd have to go to training without them.
"Y/N?" She called from the kitchen, voice echoing around the house. "We've gotta go, kiddo."
"I'm comin', I'm comin'," you grumbled. "Hold your horses, mother."
The defender flicked your ear teasingly. "Grumpy today, are we?"
You couldn't help but smile at the goofy grin on her face. "Only when you start yellin' for me even though we're not gonna be late."
The two of you slipped into the car, listening to the radio in an unusual silence.
"You alright there, baby?" your mum asked, glancing over at you where your hands were shaking in your hoodie pocket. "You're quiet today."
"Yeah, I'm good," you dismissed her concerns, twiddling your thumbs under the cover of your comfortable top. "When do you leave for the next Matildas camp?"
The question caught her off guard, making her forget about her previous statement. "In two weeks. You're on the roster, silly."
"Oh," you giggled sheepishly. "I forgot."
The rest of the drive was uneventful, though your mum did take offense to you jumping out of the car before she finished parking once you arrived at training. "Oi! Where you goin'?!"
"To find Hempo!" You yelled back, sprinting into the building to find your best mate at Man City. "She's fun!"
You could practically feel the offense radiating off your mum. "And I'm not?!"
"Eh."
"You cheeky little—"
"Hiii, Hempo!" You jumped on the older girl's back in excitement as she made her way to the changing room, a shit-eating grin on your face as she grunted from the sudden weight.
"Hiii, Y/N," the forward mocked, pushing the door open and carrying you into the room where some of the girls were already gathered. "How are you?"
"I'm good!" You chirped, jumping off of Lauren's back and somersaulting on the floor.
Your teammates paid you no mind, simply thinking you had a bit of extra energy. But as the day went on, you became more hyper and more restless.
"RAHHH!" you screeched, sprinting at Laia. "TIM TAMS!"
A hand snatched the back of your jersey, causing you to jerk back.
"Y/N," Steph scolded. "Calm down."
You grunted, hiding your ever-twitching fingers behind your back. "You and Mum are so boring."
"Her fingers are wiggling." Leila deadpanned.
You spun around, annoyed. "Shut up, Leila!"
Steph tutted disapprovingly. "I think someone didn't take their meds this morning."
Luckily, the whistle blew as the trainers called for a scrimmage, saving you from any further investigation.
Steph opened her mouth to say more, but you ran off to your position and clapped for the game to start. The skipper just shook her head, amused. She'd bring it up to your mum later.
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It hadn't even been ten minutes. To Steph's defense, you had been much calmer before the scrimmage, but you and Hempo were on opposite teams and your will to beat her only fueled your uncontainable energy.
"WAAAAAHAAAHA!" you yelled, sprinting down the field. "I'M A GONNA WIN!"
"Woahhh, slow down, Waluigi," Chloe reached out to grab you, but you just dodged her hold and continued your charge towards the ball. "Alex! Grab the kid!"
The Brit tried in vain to snatch you by the collar, but you only shook free and shrieked, "SHE'S A RUNNER SHE'S A TRACKSTAAAAR!"
Lauren screamed as you chased after her, leaving the ball abandoned in a futile attempt to shake you off. "WHERE'S ALANNA?! WHERE'S ALANNA?!"
"Seeing the physio," Demi said. "For her ankle."
Lauren screamed again, running like her life depended on it (it did). "GO GET HER! GO GET HER!"
"ARARARARARARARARARUFF!" you barked, your ADHD taking total control of your limbs and vocal cords. "AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAAIAIAIAI!"
Lauren jumped onto Sandy's back, scrambling away from you in a panic. "HELP ME YOU SHITS!"
"Hey, hey, hey," your mum rushed towards you before you could react, arms wrapping around you and holding you in place. "What's the matter, baby? What's going on?"
Your head whipped to the side. "Boomerang!"
She smiled at you worriedly, waddling off to the sidelines with you trapped firmly in her hold. "Yeah, kiddo. You're exactly like a boomerang, flying all over the place."
Steph jogged over as you babbled nonsensically, eyes meeting your mum's. "She didn't take her meds this morning. She was acting like this earlier, and she hasn't had any sugar."
"Aww, kiddo," your mum ran her fingers through your hair, trying to calm you down. "Why didn't take your meds? You know they're important."
Something in your brain briefly turned off the hyperactivity long enough for you to hear the slight disappointment in her voice. "I- I ran out."
"You've gotta tell me before that happens, sweetheart," she murmured, rubbing your temples. "You scared the hell out of Hempo today."
You buried your face into your shoulder, suddenly tired from your rampage. "'m sorry, mum."
"It's okay, kiddo," she assured, suddenly smirking. "It was hilarious."
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Mil Horas | Enzo Vogrincic
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*for the request of enzo :)
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It has been a challenging experience for you to witness the effects of your boyfriend's acting career on his mental and physical health. Your boyfriend, Enzo, recently secured a role in the movie "Society of the Snow," to be honest, this was a big deal for him. This was his first acting gig in a movie, and it was directed by a renowned film director, J.A. Bayona.
The movie's plot is set around a group of people surviving in the Andes mountains, and it follows a gripping storyline that keeps Enzo on his toes. He had to narrate some scenes and play a significant role in the film, which was exciting and nerve-wracking.
However, as the filming progressed, Enzo began to feel mentally and physically drained. He had to work long hours, often late at night, and the pressure to perform well was overwhelming. He struggled to balance his regular life with his filming schedule, and this took a toll on his mental and physical health.
You have been a supportive partner, trying your best to help Enzo cope with the demands of his acting career. You hope he can overcome these challenges and emerge victorious, as this is a significant milestone in his career.
Enzo, the lead actor in the upcoming film, had to drastically change his lifestyle to meet the demands of his character. He was required to follow a strict diet plan, but his dedication to his role led him to take extreme measures. He skipped meals and pushed himself beyond his limits as if he were truly surviving in the wild. As his loved one, you were understandably concerned about his health and well-being. You even spoke to the film's director, Bayona, about Enzo's condition.
One day, Enzo called you on WhatsApp, looking pale and exhausted. He had just finished filming a scene in Barcelona and was feeling weak. You answered his call and asked how he was doing, but before he could respond, you interrupted him and urged him to take care of himself, "Enzo, por favor, necesito que me escuches. Te lo he dicho millones de veces y nunca me das bola. Por favor, cuídate, me tenés preocupada. Necesito que sigas la dieta, si no vas a tener una reacción fea." You reminded him repeatedly to follow his diet plan and emphasized that he did not have to take the role so seriously. You assured him that his health was more important than anything else, and advised him to take some time to relax and meditate.
He sat there at the open-air café, his complexion drained and expression distant, sipping on a cup of coffee. With a reassuring tone, he said, "My love, don't worry about me. I'm perfectly fine. Take a look, just enjoying a peaceful moment with a cup of coffee here, and I wanted to see you. Honestly, Barcelona is treating me well, but I miss you so much, and I really need you here." Unsure how to respond, tears welled up, and you confessed, "Enzo, I miss you too!"
Enzo, noticing your tears, adopted a more comforting tone. "I don't want you to cry. I'm fine. Barcelona is challenging, but I know we'll be together again soon. I miss your hugs, your laughter, everything."
As you spoke, the conversation became tinged with nostalgia. Enzo shared details of his days in Barcelona, enthusiastically describing places and situations. "I swear, I even miss your scoldings here. No one cares for me like you do, and that's what I'm missing."
Amidst sips of coffee, you discussed plans for the future, dreaming of the moment when you would be face-to-face again. "We'll be together again soon. Don’t worry."
The background music caught your attention as he showed you through his camera the charming street in Barcelona where he was seated. To your surprise, it was your favorite song, "Mil Horas" by Los Abuelos De La Nada. A smile spread across your face as you recognized the familiar tune.
Funnily enough, Enzo, caught up in the moment, started singing the song, “Tengo un cohete en el pantalón/Vos estás tan fría/Como la nieve a mi alrededor/Vos estás tan blanca/Que yo no sé qué hacer/La otra noche te esperé bajo la lluvia, dos horas, mil horas, como un perro/Y cuando llegaste, me miraste y me dijiste: ‘loco, estás mojado, ya no te quiero’”His voice, carried by the ambiance of the street, added a touch of spontaneity to the virtual encounter. Without a second thought, you joined in, singing along with him. The distance between you seemed to fade away as the shared love for the song created a delightful connection across the miles.
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𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚁𝙴𝙳
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disclaimer: this is all fiction! Do not take any of this seriously
warnings: language, cuteness and slight anger/angst
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y/n derby day tomorrow means pampering today :) 🥰
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username1: I love them so much !!! 🥹🥹
username2: I want this relationship ! 💳💳
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username3: RIGHT???
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username4: I want someone to love me this much as well! 🥺
username5: I WANT THEM MARRIED NOWWW
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username6: SAME 😭
lccoombs: my baby <33
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y/n: <333
lucybronze: You never do cute things like this with me :(
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y/n: you ain't my girlfriend
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lucybronze: I'm your best friend
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y/n: you're in BARCELONA??
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y/n: answer my ft call rn
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username7: FRIENDSHIP GOALS 🥺🥺
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y/n: o' sweet child of mine!!! 🥰
stanwaygeorgia: cuties !!
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ellatoone: See you tomorrow Laur! ❤️
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y/n couldn't help but laugh at the crowd's reaction to her shirt, the cheers and screams of excitement at the name on the back made Mary roll her eyes playfully.
Laura and y/n had kept their marriage quiet, only a their teams and families came, as well as the England squad. No one seemed to suspect a thing without the engagement announcement.
It had been a gorgeous ceremony, y/n's maid of honour being Lucy and the right-back made her cry far too many times with her speech. And after discussing, y/n decided she wanted her wife's name on her back.
The second the man utd team sheet went up, the comments and her phone had been blowing up, the team and herself finding itself hilarious as people freaked out.
And after taping her ring around her finger and walking out with her team, y/n could see the complete shock her name change had given and it made her grin.
As they walked down the line, high fiving the city players, Laura came face to face with her wife, both being started today due to other injuries in the squads.
Laura smiled softly as she got to her wife last, the blonde pressing a kiss to her wife's ring, which caused a loud 'awww' to ripple through stadium.
y/n smiled softly and winked at her wife before jogging to her team and getting ready to prepare for the match, a small knot of worry in her stomach.
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username2: y/n and Laura are so cute tho, the fact Laura instantly pulled her away from Alex is so sweet
username3: y/n's yellow was in no way a card?? 🙄🙄
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username4: honestly this ref hates her, because even the commentators said she got the ball???
username5: THIS REF HATES MAN UTD WTF??? 🖕🖕🖕
username6: I AM SOO confused how that is a free kick? Like? Man city were losing so the ref was like oops better let them get a goal???
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username7: I'm a city fan and even I think y/n's card was wayyy too harsh?
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y/n didn't know what was going on. She was aware that she was being rough, but Manchester derby's were always like that. But the ref seemed to have it out for her.
She was on a yellow and she knew it as she jostled with her lover, Laura just slipping past her with her smaller frame. y/n let out a curse of annoyance as she chased after her wife.
She managed to jostle again and dispossess her wife, the blonde sprawling out across the floor in annoyance as y/n's harsh shoulder barge, a legal tackle but an annoying one.
Laura stood up and watched as Mary managed to intercept y/n's pass, her wife letting out another curse of annoyance as she moved back into her defensive position.
However, the shrill call of the whistle stopped the game as Katie dispossessed Mary. Katie threw her arms up annoyance as y/n defended her captain, saying she had fairly got the ball.
To everyone's shock however, the ref held up a second yellow y/n's way, quickly switching to the dreaded red. It was current the 76th minute and 2-2.
"What the fuck?" y/n asked in shock.
"Wait why?" Ella asks running over to the ref.
"Foul language toward another player." The ref stated and y/n's jaw dropped as she looked over to Marc, her manager who was animatedly trying to discuss it with the 4th official.
"I didn't say it to her, I said shit as I tried to chase her down!" y/n yelled, walking toward the ref. "You've had it out for me all game." y/n defends once more.
The ref was having none of her defence and pointed at the tunnel. Despite the game being at City, the crowd suddenly set off in louds sets of boo's at the ref.
The cheer of 'you don't know what you're doing' became louder as y/n continued to shout in anger at the ref, Laura finally tugging her wife away, telling her to calm down.
"Get the fuck off me!" y/n hisses ripping herself out of her wife's hold and her move caused the smaller woman to stumble slightly. The ref blew her whistle again.
y/n let out a dull laugh as she heard the official following her the woman telling her to get off the pitch immediately. y/n scoffed and trudged off the pitch.
Marc was looking as confused as she was and as the ref shouted at her once more, y/n had enough. She chuckled and grabbed her coat from the bench and jumped over the barrier.
The cheers got louder as she moved to the crowd tugging on her coat and lifting her water to her mouth as she sat next to a city fan, who held up his fist for a fist bump, which y/n did.
The ref watched her confused for a moment, as if trying to figure out if she was serious. y/n just opened her arms as if to say 'and what' as she grinned.
"I'm off pitch!" y/n called and Laura had to slide a hand over her mouth to hide her wide grin.
If there was one thing people loved about Laura's wife, it was that she was known for being a sarcastic little shit, it was one of the things people adored about her.
y/n knew they would appeal the cards and at least her red and one yellow would be revoked, because in all honesty she hadn't done shit.
Marc snorted, having to walk away as he tried not to burst out laughing at his longest running player, acting liked a child as she sat in the opposite teams stand, with people cheering for her.
Eventually, the game drew to a close, a draw being the final result even with utd down a woman. Laura moved over to her wife, who was sat chatting to a city fan, who seemed to be in awe of the woman next to her, despite being a City fan.
"You coming trouble?" Laura yelled up to her wife, who grinned and said goodbye to the fan, taking a quick photo before jumping back over the railing and into her wife's arms.
"I'm sorry for snapping love." y/n hummed, Laura chuckling as she pressed a kiss to her lover's head.
"It's okay baby, you had a rough game." Laura promises as they walk into the tunnel.
"She fucking hated me!" y/n defends and Laura sighs pressing a kiss to her wife's head.
"And you are no help with your sass." Laura says and y/n scoffs.
"Just because you're two years older doesn't mean you can mother me!" y/n tells her wife as they near the changing rooms.
"I thought you liked it when I took charge?" Laura asks quietly, her teeth pulling at her wife's earlobe as the woman pauses in shock.
Laura chuckles and kisses her wife's cheek before skipping into the changing room, y/n gulps and pulls at her collar before walking into the changing room, where she is greeted with cheers of amusement by her team.
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y/n don't take lessons off me kids...
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username1: ILY SO MUCH 😍
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username2: ICON ICON I-I-I ICON ICON!!! 👏👏👏
username3: her just sitting next to a City fan who fist bumps her ! 😭😭
username4: Laura trying not to laugh
username5: Marc crying! 😭
ellatoone: crazayyyyyy 😂
1maryearps: I have never been so proud in my life! 🥺🥹
katiezelem: As your captain, I reprimand your actions... As your friend, I fucking love you!
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y/n: 😝😘
lccoombs: my little troublemaker! 🥰
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y/n: you've put a ring on it now baby!! 😌
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lccoombs: and would never take it back! 😊
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username6: 🥺🥺❤️
katie_mccabe11: Fooking hilarious! 😂
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y/n: heheh 😌
lucybronze: I both idolise you and worry about you!
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y/n: love you tooo bestie! ☺️☺️
alessiarusso99: omg! 😂😂
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y/n thought it was time you guys received some of these ;)
I love you so much Mrs Coombs xo
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lccoombs just posted
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lccoombs the best day of my life. I love you Mrs Coombs xo
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username1: AHHHHHHH WEDDING PHOTOS!!
username2: Mrs and Mrs Coombs omg 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭
username3: IT IS SO CUTE
username4: I wanna cry 😭
username5: lucy being maid of honour?? crying! the dresses?? crying! the last dance photo?? crying!
username6: when is it my turn to be god's favourite??? 😭😭
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short but sweet this one - queen laura is criminally underrated so thank you to whoever suggested this one!!
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Queenie xo
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