#[ dni list included ]

[modern-tradwife]

People with dni lists a mile and a half long... how do y'all function? Like how do you manage to leave the house to buy milk? Do you interview the cashier first to make sure you voted the same?

Quick run home, you might accidentally make eye contact with someone who likes that one cartoon you don't stan.

And it's always the people who put like "mentally ill" in their bio. Like, REALLY, YOU DON'T SAY.

Anyways, DNI IF YOU BREATHE AIR AND DRINK WATER, if your first name starts with an S, or if you have ever tripped walking up stairs (tripping walking down stairs is perfectly acceptable.)

For real though, my mom tip of the day should be:

Don't aspire to be the most fragile thing in the room. You're a human. You're a member of one of the most adaptable species on the face of the earth. You're not a fabergé egg. Let's try to toughen up a bit. Raise that bar up a fraction of an inch.

#i cant be the only one who feels this way #if i ever do a dni list #it'll just include people with long dni lists #because odds are you're a massive buzz kill #tradwife #tradblr #tradfem #advice #mom tip

[reinsmodernlife]

RAHHHH INTRO POST‼️‼️ ALL THE STUFF IS UNDER THE CUT

hello!! my name is rein!! this used to be a mr pickles rp blog but i changed it for two reasons:

i never actually roleplayed on here

i fell out of my mr pickles phase

…so i just swapped it out to be just a normal acc that may be a little tad bit strange to most ‘normal’ people (i DESPISE ‘normal’ people)

if i dont talk much here im so sorry!!! im autistic and i have to focus on other things majority of the time so um yeah,,,

dni list: racists, homophobes, transphobes, ableists, knot sees, basically every shitty person ever. oh and also people who shit on others for having childish interests (no need to absolutely shit on me for liking something childish just let me have fun). also don’t interact if you’re above the age of 18. this rule does NOT apply to my friends and/or mutuals though

thats all, goodbye!!!

#[ intro post ] #[ pinned post ] #[ dni list included ] #| UNNECESSARY TAGS (FOR NOW) AFTER THIS ONE | #[ ask box ] #[ reblogging ] #[ shitpost ] #[ other posts ] #[ stuff i made ] #[ important ] #[ vent ] #[ reins crazy ass rambles!!!! ] #im not tagging everything else fuck you

[shirogane-oushirou]

working on my pinned and looking at my f/o tags, fighting between "combining my winter crew, tsukiko, and tsubasa tags into just the winter crew tag -- like how brave vesperia is all in one tag -- would be SO much more convenient" and "i like tsukiko's and tsubasa's tag names, and i want people to listen to their associated songs" :'(((

#my new pinned is like 95% done tho if you want to check the updated byf / dni... it's both more thorough and condensed #and now includes things i didn't even know to include when i first joined so it's more useful lol. #really all that's left is 1) deciding on the winter crew tag situation #2) figuring out if i want to add a header w links to the tags and full f/o list page #and 3) choosing bt keeping platonics on pinned or just expecting people to check my full tags post for them... #bc i love my platonics sm but i know most people use pinned f/o lists to root out people with Less Than Appropriate romantic f/os #and that ppl who ARE interested in platonics are here to see ALL of the f/os to Paint a Picture of the shipper in their mind ksdjnf #or see if they see anybody in series they ship from so we could have double-date situations kdjnfkjdn #📌 [ my posts. ] #💭 [ my thoughts. ]

[painsandconfusion]

What's your dni list? I can't seem to find one.

I don't really have one. The only thing that really squicks me out is MAP people who defend it. If you know you have issues and you're working on yourself? Different story. But anyone who defends pedophilia in any capacity isn't welcome here.

#i think thats all i got #sand asks #most people just stay away from me tbh #some people get weirded out that im practicing christian #which is valid #so i try to keep that out in the open in case people dont want to interact #im a pretty chill person i guess #and a lot of the dni lists include things that i believed once or whatever #and its people like you guys that helped me work out of the echochambers #so i try not to cut anyone out unless its a personal trigger #anna blogs on very thin ice because they can trigger me but thats its own thing #hmmm #yea anyone who regularly posts suicide or self harm jokes content or discourse are in the same boat #hurts my heart no thank you #polite no thank you #wow this is a lot of tags im sorry #im not efficient today im sleepy

[kinglypup]

Another fantasy, since you liked the last one:

Sort of a housemate/roommate/fwb situation where they teach me how to use a vibrating wand for the first time (I’ve never had one and it’s the first thing I’m getting when I move out). They get me comfy on my bed and start by using the wand lightly over my sweatpants, acclimatizing me to the sensations, and I’m not sure what the fuss is all about until they finally tease it over my core and oh, now I think I get it. Making me cum just by using the vibe over my clothes but it only makes me more curious about what it feels like on skin. Both of us playing at first like it’s completely casual, but both of us getting more and more into it as we progress until pretty soon they’re murmuring praise and gentle instruction at me while I melt and moan, especially after my clothes are off. Maybe they get naked too, or just partially, and we were never interested in each other before but fuck, I could just stare at their body, kind of want to touch it, and eventually they’re laying beside me, sucking on my neck and moaning in my ear as they get me off with the vibrator, like it’s them being pleasured and not me. Guiding me through multiple orgasms, telling me to keep my arms above my head and neither of us noticing when my hands come down to claw at their bare back on the third or fourth orgasm, the pretense of “casual” and “teaching” far behind us as we moan each other’s names.

(Jsyk I’m non-binary and use mixed pronouns, so I think I’m outside of your DNI, but if you’d rather I not interact, I completely understand and will stop sending these. If otherwise, I’m quite enjoying this.)

fuck that's so good 🥵 casual friend sex is fantastic but as someone who has no idea what he's doing ? being guided ?? 😳😳😳😳 even better

(and you're totally fine, my dni is just cishets and blogs that post exclusively about women so any trans/non-binary people are 110% allowed to be here!!)

#i use he/they and list my dni after my pronouns which very often makes people think that's included #it's not! #asks #anon

[lieutenantseivarden]

This is so fucking funny

#also if you go to this person’s account there’s an enormous DNI list that includes everything from zoophiles to *checks notes* #people who don’t care who reblogs from them #sorry not everyone is as obsessed with control as you bestie #some people have touched grass at least once in their lives #I found OP accidentally in a random tag and that post was so mean spirited and rancid that I immediately blocked

[desideriumdaydreams]

Vintage Sheep and Lamb Plushies/Rubber Faces

Merrythought, est. 1920-1950 - image from VintageCloverUK, Etsy Steiff, est. 1970 - image from RARE-AND-FAIR ANTIQUES, Ebay Unknown Maker, est. 1920-1930 - image from ScottishGoods, Etsy

Unknown Maker "Handmade," est. 1970 - image from chocolateconfettibunny, Ebay My-Toy, 1960 - image from JollyRosetta, Etsy Unknown Maker, est. 1960 - image from ggsdollsshop, Etsy

Commonwealth Toy Co., est. 1980 - image from EaDoVintage, Etsy Unknown Maker, est. 1960 - image from ggsdollsshop, Etsy Easter Pets, est. 1960-1970 - image from gritandglamvintage.com

#plush #plushie #toycore #plushcore #plushblr #vintage #rubber face #real #i adore these scrungly things so much i dont even think the rubber faced ones are spooky theyre just misunderstood #i didnt include the GUND tinkle lamb that i have cause i forgot lmaooo #also check out the neat DNI banner i made!! i thought it would just be simplier to say its an 18+ blog rather than list a bunch of criteria

[jinxy]

if you’re antisemetic or putting antisemetic shit on my dash w/ no critical thinking please do me a favor and block me

i’m not interested in being mutuals w/ people who can’t discuss current events w/out dehumanizing one side or the other (pro-tip: you can just not do that. Wild I know)

#obviously this goes both ways and all ways and is applicable outside of Current Events tm #do not dehumanize anyone. you remove the humanity of everyone as the focal point and you’re just a reactionary #also it’s fucking eerie to me that this is the second time i’ve had this happen. last time it was just #‘hey lets include ‘no antisemites’ in our ‘basic dni’ lists if we’re going to write everything out + discuss z/nism’ #and then having another american piss their fucking pants over it because apparently ‘no z/nists’ MEANT ‘no antisemites’ to them which is. #still so baffling to me. like there are people using this as a cover for racism. it always happens. they love plausible deniability 4ever #in every space and movement you will have to monitor for bad actors. It Is Known tm

[yoohyeon]

Guys If you ever see me accidently reblog A*I or anything bad can you all tell me kindly instead of making a whole post insulting me and being rude like a person made 😐

#i so want to tell how rude they are but….I feel like they will fight back and way to sensitive for that #i just woke up and I wanna cry #I’m sorry for you too Allie if you see this #i was half asleep when I saw that I didn’t fucking realize it was this sort of thing #if I did noticed I would have not reblog #i can’t even make difference of fanart and office art sometimes or even reality I’m that bad #but instead of being kindly telling us like ‘’ hey guys it’s ** please delete’’ #they went on a renpage putting our tags tagging us and making a post about how stupid we are basically…. #they could have make a post way less insulting… #they are obviously getting block anyway cause they are including in my dni list of things #but should I tell them how rude they are first ????? #alex.txt

[toymoder]

This blog: felt cute might delete

#something about tumblr culture feels very hostile and holier than thou #something about virtue signalling #dni lists that include whole genders and obscure fiction #and the phrase reading comprehension that i just dont hear outside of this website #it just feels so dry #i can tell most pf the people here dont hang out in queer spaces #because they say queer and there might be men there #trans people pick on transphobes instead of each other challenge

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Red flags can be mad funny in hindsight

#my ex used to have exes dni at the top of their blog #and the thought crossed my mind when we were dating like huh its weird to have so many exes who know your blog #and i found their remake recently and they still tag posts w exes dni #which i guess includes me now lol imagine that #i almost wanna hit up the rest of that dni list for drinks

[yungchaeng]

so men aren't allowed to interact?

as a wlw, for the reader-insert fics i write i very much have sapphic relationships in mind. in some fics that sapphic aspect is more apparent than in others, ofcourse.

im open to writing gender neutral reader inserts in the future, but the stuff i write has not been and will never be for men.

if a man stumbles upon a fic of mine and likes the way its written or whatever and interacts by a like or reblog etc. that's great, thanks! but as a wlw that has often seen and sadly experienced wlw relationships being fethisized by certain men, i can't help but get wary sometimes.

(this all especially pertains to smut btw)

#in short: if i make a dni list it probably wont include men as a whole #but if i open a mans blog and i feel like wlw are in any way fethisized #its gonna have to be a block from me

[watermelon-sugar-bi]

don’t recite the superwholock to me, witch, i was there when it was written

#instead of your age you should have to include the year you made your account #dni if you made your blog after it was okay to use your real name #jk I think dni lists are weird #but srsly when did we start doing that

[thefollow-spot]

Asking strangers invasive personal questions to make sure they're not in you DNI is in fact still weird and unacceptable.

#This is about my sideblog #but also once I saw someone say DNI if your kinks include [list of kinks] #and I was like how would someone even know that? #Like irl do you screen your friends for kinks to make sure they don't get off in private to things that squick you??? #This also applies to asking someone's age or race like???

[bodynbeats]

read my carrd, fiend.

[schadenfreudich]

A week or so ago I saw a DNI list that included created systems but not other non-traumagenic systems which was so baffeling to me.

#i just. hää?? none of this makes any fucking sense #i'm pretty sure we blocked them because they didn't like. specify if that included some headmates having been created #because that would mean they don't want us to interact and that is generally such a weird thing to put on a dni list #-franz