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Making up very bad excuse for why I can't get a feminine name like "that's something pretty women do".

#bernhilde wouldn't even catch that. she'd go 'oh. me?' because yeah. you. and then she would look at me all serious #like she just realized that i didn't include myself in 'pretty women' and that's clearly the worst thing I could do #-wolfgang #about bernhilde

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#qill they fucking overstimulate you? is it just a shit ton of lights and sounds?

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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Lammergeier Dragon art doll

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This doll designed and made by me fully from scratch. Inspired by beautiful bird  called Bearded vulture. 

Super sculpey, faux fur, feathers, wire+plastic armature, primer, acrylic paint, varnish. Posable neck has plastic ball-and-socket armature inside. Tail and wings are also posable and has wire armature inside. * Size: Doll is around 73cm / 29 inches total length 

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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

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Why does "och nö" look like some little german boy type spelling and not just actual german

#also it sounds silly. disappointed yes. but also quite silly #-wolfgang

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I get put into outfits, situations, into random places, they even put me into their little stories.

And it's often very horny.

Och nö, why am I blorbo from our brain

#surprisingly stuff like making me tiny and putting me in a tea cup where not fetishy #<- me assuming people know what fetish i'm referring to. it can't be that niche. right? #-franz

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Och nö, why am I blorbo from our brain

#please. i'm not even a fictive #-franz

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Love this gif. Watch the fuck out for gayvy jones the british creepy crawler

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I love it when he says my name in disgust

#nase rümpfend und zähne fletschend. wie er das t betont. ach. wenn das nicht purer hass ist #nicht wirklich. er liebt mich. hihi #-lutz #about franz

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ducklings!!!

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Keeping his ego in check by calling him an edgy little anarchist. Just because I would rather not deal with the cops.

It's not that I wouldn't do those things, they just have real life implications that i would rather avoid.

#yea. yea. burning down the jobcenter sounds great but also maybe. not #oh man. that feels like weird wording about a narcissist #-franz #about lutz

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I wish not caring about the law would absolve me of being able to commit crime

#i don't care about the law. i don't care about the government. none of this means shit to me. i did not agree to be a citizen #-lutz