#-wolfgang

[schadenfreudich]

We contain multidudes

#please someone think i'm funny. thanks #-wolfgang #pluralgang #plurality #system sillies

[antiqueanimals]

African Wild Dogs, Tanzania -- 72 x 44 cm. Woodcut. Wolfgang Weber (b. 1936)

via

#mammals #canines #african wild dogs #Wolfgang Weber

[outsidewolves]

#wolfgang #wolves #cartoon

[schadenfreudich]

#pluralgang #plurality #we don't exactly know who wrote what so like #-franz #and also #-wolfgang #about our headmates

[schadenfreudich]

Do people who don't speak german generally know how to pronounce Wolfgang or are most of our tumblr mutuals just mispronouncing my name?

#-wolfgang

[schadenfreudich]

There are entirely too many words for testicles. At some point, you must be making them up on the- oh, nope, that one's real.

#this is referring to german words but it also works in english #-wolfgang

[schadenfreudich]

Evil scientist, but at least he asks before experimenting on people

#-wolfgang

[schadenfreudich]

Does anyone want to see my (clown) son?

#i promise. he is very cute and i still need to name him #-wolfgang

[schadenfreudich]

I'm not even a cat but like, fucking meow!

#no. i'm normally a werewolf and currently a bunny #-wolfgang

[schadenfreudich]

Grünglas, Braunglas, Weißglas

Die Altglas Geschwister

#this is only funny to me. i think #-wolfgang

[schadenfreudich]

Aroallos are so fucking cool 🔥🔥🔥

#i would say something deeper but words are not on my side anymore today #i tried before and absolutely fucked up the sentence structure and it was literally mostly nouns. how do you fuck up the order of some nouns #-wolfgang

[schadenfreudich]

Franz: Wait, what's gravity in german?

Me: Erdanziehungskraft?

Franz: *looks it up* Schwerkraft, du Oasch.

Me: *translates Erdanziehungskraft and gets gravity*

Franz: Ja, fick di!

#oh no. erdanziehungskraft is specifically gravity that exists on earth #schwerkraft is all gravity #-wolfgang #about franz

[schadenfreudich]

If eating the flesh of a god doesn't even make me spiral into divine madness, then what's the fucking point?

#maybe i didn't eat enough #<- absolutely ridiculous thought process #-wolfgang

[schadenfreudich]

I have to eat god

#-wolfgang

[schadenfreudich]

POV you are a bug and Franz is picking you up with a piece of paper to get you outside:

"Komm her. Ganz vorsichtig. Ich möchte dir nicht wehtun. Genau. Und jetzt bleib. Bleib. ... Uuuund Tschüssi!"

#for the optimal bug experience you should not speak german #(it's nothing bad. franz just talks to bugs like they can understand him but they don't speak german. or any other human language) #one time he picked up a spider with his hands and a colleague asked if it's not venomous and he just went 'no. it's tiny' #that was quite a big spider for german house spider standards #i think i used pov correctly. based on mid 2010's fanfic experiences. this was the only way i could think of formatting this post #-wolfgang #about franz

[schadenfreudich]

Sometimes I feel like it's really obvious that I didn't have an actual childhood. Not for trauma reasons, I'm just a fictive and technically only started existing at age 29.

#i have been 29 for 2 years now. normal #-wolfgang