Out Of Context Quotes Said In Calls With Friends [Pt 1]
I DON’T WANT THE ZAXBY’S CHICKEN TENDER! I WANT MY MCDONALDS CHICKEN NUGGIE BACK!!!
I swear to whatever forces may or may not exist, I am going to reach through this screen and fucking strangle you.
What do you mean?! H e l l o ? !
He wants them feet pics, and keeps getting left on read.
THUNDERMEOWWWWWWRRREEEEEEEEEEREREREREEERGH!
Don’t worry about it?! Now I’m going to worry about it even more!
TINY PHOENIX! Tiny phoenix~
I turned into a cat for a moment there.
We all heard what you said.
This chocolate tastes like tiny square pills of deceit.
Don’t laugh at me! I’m right!
It’s not a bunny! It’s a fake bunny!
Naughty children best behave lest they end up on my uneven and split advertisement.
You are totally my bitch forever.
What the fuck did I just watch?!
I’m having an aneurysm right now - how are you this stupid?
Hey behbeh - how you doinnnn?
It’s so SMALL! How did it knock the bear over?! HOW?!
How did it uppercut the bear?! IT’S A CHICK!!!
It looks like a hungover potato.
That’s an insult to potatoes everywhere!
Squidward going ‘fuck it’ is like senior year.
My work here is done.
They do say rainbows! They do!
I sure wish I had a liquor store near me.
Why is he holding a duck? He’s just…holding it like a burger.
You made me come out of my room for this?
You’re a pastabender!!!
Why does he have a corpse? Mind ya business. He was lonely, okay?
NOOO! NOT HIS FRIEND!
I was laughing the entire time, but I was muted.
I’m dyin’ anyway - let’s goooooooooooo! I’m taking a motherfucker out before I go!
Take me to jail - I wont be there long.
I’m awake, but I don’t want to be.
I have a single brain cell and it’s for old men.
Out of the way - we have privilege.
Don’t lick my KNEEEEEEES!
AEROOOOO! DYYYYYYY! NAMICS!
What the fuck are you wearing?
YOU’VE RUINED ME! NOW DIE!
*peels skin off sexily*
We didn’t do the ritualll.
Are you calling me out?
LOOK AT ME! If you ruin this for me again, I swear to god…
You are not a Daddy. Sorry.
I diagnose you with D tier Daddy.
Look at me. Look me straight in the eyes. Look at me. Look at me. …fuck you.
I got my booties now.
*sobs openly*
I don’t wannnnnnna get stickyyy.
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@saiyanandproud sent a moonlight starter meme!
(🎵) My muse sings your muse a lullaby.
Where had the time gone? An ocean of colourful lights filled his vision, hazy images of the day kaleidoscope his memories as his consciousness flickers. She had helped him into bed with what little strength he had left, sinking so comfortably that he had almost forgot to thank her. How did he end up like this again? He couldn’t have been that burnt out from all the fun they shared-- and yet, there was no denying he had overworked himself before their planned outing. Standing before the face of fatigue did nothing to hinder his desire for Mariko’s company. Her happiness came before his own, enduring the blistering ache in his muscles if it meant he could stay near.
A façade made of thinnest glass would surely break under his misguided hubris, collapsing just as the sun began to set. There was an attempt to play off the incident before it would inevitably happen again, and again, until he simply stopped moving. Weary eyes would cast outside his bedroom window, moonlight illuminating an otherwise dark room. Was it that late? Why hasn’t she left yet? Cyto was slow to turn his head and face the concerned patroller, a haggard sigh seeping past his lips.
“...You don’t have to stay.” He breathed, reaching for her hand. It dwarfed hers by comparison, remembering how nicely it fit within his palm. The faintest smile crossed him, fading just as fast as her soft voice would interrupt the silence. Mariko was... Singing? To him? She didn’t seem the type to share songs so openly, almost convinced this was some kind of hallucination. He wasn’t about to complain, not while she could soothe his burdened soul.
“...It’s beautiful.”
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in the past 48 hours kendrick lamar has:
used a picture, apparently taken inside of drake's house, showing various medications including ozempic (which drake has dissed other people for taking!) prescribed under drake's legal name, as cover art for a single
implied that members of drake's entourage are acting as his informants
claimed he would be a better role model to adonis, drake's son whose existence was publicized via a previous rap beef, than drake is
claimed that drake also has an eleven-year old daughter that he's been hiding, and likely other illegitimate children
claimed that drake and his entourage are part of a sex trafficking ring
said drake should die so women can be safe
called drake a colonizer who appropriates black american culture
directly called drake and his entourage pedophiles
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