i think what this project proves is that 1), taylor and florence need to work together a LOT more, and 2), we need to get her and hozier in a studio together asap.
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She's actually the next celebrity judge in The Voice
a second hand statue painted black this time holding up 2 ✌ fingers was added today at Spotify's 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT' Library Installation. 👀
The whilte one from yesterday is still there!
📸: folkloreof1989 + rytearsricochet
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very apt time for this
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the “i’m so in love that i might stop breathing” to “as she was leaving it felt like breathing” pipeline 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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the progressive removal of usb ports, headphone jacks, etc. is desexualization. a computer is a woman and she wants you to penetrate her
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i like to think if annabeth and percy ended up living around mortals they would tell their friends abt some of the stuff they went through bc they can’t really hide it forever except they make it sound like their family’s part of the greek mafia
a lot of “yeah my dads…influential…in greece”
or “my moms,,pretty powerful in greece,, yeah she’s up there lol..anyway”
like they make it sound like maybe poseidon and athena are two “business CEO’s” who butt heads but everyone thinks their two mafia leaders who hate eachother
annabeth slips up and brings up the 7 months percy was missing and they have to cover it up saying his aunt, on his dads side, sent him away to a boarding school in greece where he wasn’t able to contact anyone here in america
“yeah we don’t really talk to her after..that..”
it doesn’t help that their friends can hear them hiss in greek to each other when they don’t want them to know what their saying
or when their stretching in a certain way that makes their shirt ride up and there are obvious scars hidden underneath
and it honestly all makes sense just going off the vibes of the two of them so no one really questions it because who would and anytime either of their parents appear shifted into their mortal counterparts everyone keeps their eyes downcast
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless
oh…………………………………
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So apparently depending on the blog it will be the color paw that you boop with, fascinating
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I now know what my cat feels when I boop him
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