someonestolemyfuckingcat

[someonestolemyfuckingcat]

oh boy. ok here we go:

1) i love how easily i get obsessed with things

2) i like my hair (it’s pink and i did it myself and i am really proud of it)

3) ummmmmm

4) i like my obsession with stationary

5) and idk

i’m just gonna tag random followers . you don’t have to do it tho. @enjoy-my-escape @givemetheusernamethatiwant @bibimbapy @bitchyfartkingdom @crispyfansofchaos and anyone else who wants to :D

Hi! Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (nonnegotiable) SPREAD POSITIVITY! 💌🌈🌈🌈

oh dear. thanks for the ask tho lol

1. I like my memory of songs. I can’t remember stuff 90% of the time but my brain kinda has a catalog of songs floatin around.

2. I like how i laugh really easily.

3. cant

4. think

5. I like how i can fit in small spaces cuz im scrawny.

thx for the ask :D

imma just tag peeps on this post lol

@random-existing-hooman

@chambersofsecr3t

@cosmo-cyan

@starkflower-stew

@hotcocoandmarshmallows

@frayisnotonfire

@you cuz hahah you read this

[someonestolemyfuckingcat]

woman- harry styles

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#music #bands #aesthetic

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i was just in my zoom class and i realized that i didn’t know where my earbuds were so i started looking for them. my teacher asked what i was doing so i told her what i was doing, but that i found them. she’s like “are you going to go get them?” so i had to try to explain to her that i wasn’t looking for them to have them, but to know where they were. if i didn’t know where they were i would simply go crazy out of panic.

#me #relatable #zoom class #online class #online school #online learning

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the best feeling is when you see a post and immediately think “i have the PERFECT meme for this. it’s my time to shine” like i feel so accomplished

#funny #me #relatable #meme

[someonestolemyfuckingcat]

hey! thanks for tagging me!

nickname: cheeto (don’t ask)

zodiac: capricorn

height: 5’5”

hogwarts house: hufflepuff

last thing i googled: ashe’s merch store

song stuck in my head: i don’t know the name i just know the tune lol

number of followers: 27

amount of sleep: like 7 hours but it depends

lucky number: 7

dream job: movie director

wearing: jeans and a t-shirt and a sweatshirt (the only reason i’m wearing jeans is because i’m about to leave the house. otherwise i wear sweats or leggings)

favorite author: j.r.r. tolkien

favorite instrument: electric guitar

aesthetic: i try to be alt/indie but i’m kinda lazy

favorite song: it changes every other week but right now it’s habit by louis tomlinson

favorite animal noise: my cat makes a little “plurrr” to say hello

random fact: just as earth has earthquakes, the moon has moonquakes. they are less common and less intense than the shakes that happen on earth. moonquakes are believed by scientists to occur due to tidal stresses connected to the distance between the Earth and the moon.

@owenwilsonsbestfriend tagged me in a fun little get to know you so here we go...sorry this took so long

Nickname: Owen Wilson’s Bestfreind’s Bestfriend

Zodiac: Leo

Height: 5’7

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Last thing I googled: best hiking trails near me

Song stuck in my head: Graves - Whiskey Shivers

Number of followers: 8

Amount of sleep: 7-9 hours

Lucky number: 7

Dream job: wildlife conservation biologist (somewhere in the mountains)

Wearing: sweats

Favorite author: J. R. Ward

Favorite instrument: banjo

Aesthetic: cabincore, campcore, cottagecore, cottagegore, cryptidcore, goblincore, grandparentcore, hikecore, honeycore, hydrogen, maximalist, mosscore, mushroomcore, naturecore, northerness, plaguecore, ravencore, shabby chic, southern gothic, spiritcore, vulture culture, woodland goth,

Favorite song: Anything Dolly Parton, Doc Watson, or Noam Pikelny

Favorite animal noise: superb lyrebird

Random fact: The Lapsana communis is actually delicious, and I’m devastated that it got the short end of the stick when it come to its common name.

I’m going to tag @introvertedscarecrow because I would really like to get to know them more and I love their blog, but if they don’t want to do this that’s totally okay!

[someonestolemyfuckingcat]

i think the reason i’m still single is because i don’t go to a school that randomly breaks into song.

#funny #me #relatable #meme #hsm3 #hsm2 #high school #music #musicals #songs

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i got 1 (one) problem on the test wrong and almost started crying. but when i looked at my report card and said “yeet” when i found out i have 3 (three) d’s.

#funny #me #relatable #meme #school #failed #grades #gen z #gen z stuff #gen z funny

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thanks for the tag!!

1) i’m wildly underappreciated

2) i am focused and competitive

(sorry i don’t know who to tag)

write something you have similar to your favourite characters (without their names)

1-I’m not good at expressing my emotions

2-And can appear to be rude ‘cus sometimes I am practical about emotinal problems and discard the emotion

@johnlock-rocks @multi-fandom-mess18 @maddiestundentwritergaines @consultingcriminal @cutelock

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whenever my brother pranks my mom i always get blamed because i’m the one who can’t keep a straight face.

#funny #me #relatable #meme #prank #pranks

[someonestolemyfuckingcat]

my uncle knew someone named mark. one day mark was walking to work. someone came up and stole his wallet. mark didn’t care because he was broke. the thief came back about 20 minutes later, returned the wallet and bought mark lunch. the thief told mark “you need the money more than i do. i tried to buy a bag of chips and your card declined.”

#funny #meme #story #broke #money #thief

[someonestolemyfuckingcat]

This song is very catchy but you know what's catchier...

These hands

[someonestolemyfuckingcat]

i hope this finds you before i do.

#but like serious give me my chips back brittany

[someonestolemyfuckingcat]

why is it that when animals are smaller they just instantly become 1000% cuter?

#funny #animals #animal #dogs #cats #cute

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sometimes i wonder why i get so out of breath when i’m singing to music but then i remember i sing the lead vocal, background vocals, echos, drums, and guitar solos.

#funny #me #relatable #meme #singing #sing #music

[someonestolemyfuckingcat]

this is just so good

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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