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smokedruid · 14 days
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I saw myself in the mirror
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smokedruid · 14 days
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there’s something so beautiful about doing chores with someone. why fold your laundry alone? i’m here and i love you
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smokedruid · 3 months
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THIS whatever she says is gospel
never gonna argue with an butch lesbian. whatever u say handsome. wanna make out
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smokedruid · 3 months
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smokedruid · 3 months
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smokedruid · 3 months
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non-practicing slut. is this anythign
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smokedruid · 3 months
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screams in agony but in a cute relatable way
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smokedruid · 5 months
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for anyone who needs happy news today:
for one or two years there was this random dog named bear who would show up in our neighborhood and stand on peoples porches smiling through their windows and doors (this happened to us at least 4 times) and we'd have to walk him back to his home which was a few blocks away.
we heard from our other neighbors that this kept happening - bear would just keep showing up and smiling through their windows and they would take him home
fast forward a bit - i hadn't seen bear in a while and then found out that after enough times, one of the people in my neighborhood went to bear's house and just asked if they could adopt him, bc he clearly wasn't happy at his house, and the family said yes
i now see bear (who looks very happy and well fed) being walked around my neighborhood, still smiling at people.
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smokedruid · 6 months
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day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man
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smokedruid · 8 months
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loving dilfs is a DISEASE
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i am fucking terminal
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smokedruid · 8 months
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just saw my own post on instagram explore. me when i’m forcibly reminded other people perceive me and my thoughts
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smokedruid · 8 months
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there’s something so humiliating about opening my phone and the face scanner doesn’t recognize me 😭 babygirl… it’s me
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smokedruid · 11 months
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smokedruid · 11 months
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hes so cute
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Pedro fighting for his life in the span of 10 seconds after being asked a serious question
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smokedruid · 11 months
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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smokedruid · 11 months
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cant do schoolwork for shit but ask me to write 10 pages of fic in one night? already done wdym
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smokedruid · 11 months
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you know i'm in love when i just start saying absolute nonsense to you. "meow beep boop george II of england" yeah that was my confession
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