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“You are a force of nature; the fire’s moving through your feet, the dawn will break before you. Under your thumb, I’m on my knees. You play a game of pressure.”

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Some sad jacob headcanons because I’m feeling evil

- Has trouble eating. Will regularly starve for a few days at a time (until Joseph forces him to eat) because everything he puts in his mouth stirs up intrusive thoughts about Miller. Also the smell of cooked meat makes him feel anxious and queasy (which is why he gives his prisoners raw meat).

- Only You was the song his mother used to sing to him when he was little, before she got too unwell. She’d always sing it to him after his dad’s outbursts in order to soothe him. Now he uses the music box to soothe himself because she’s not around to do it for him.

- He keeps a bunch of classic childrens books and reads them repeatedly with great interest because he was never allowed to read them as a kid. Thoroughly enjoys them, and keeps them proudly on a shelf in his bedroom. His favourite is the Brambly Hedge series because it’s all about a loving community and it brings him peace.

- After he enlisted in the military, he wanted to send his first wage packet to John to show that he could finally care for him. He tried to find out where John was living, but was turned away due to confidentiality. He tried to hold onto the money for as long as possible in the hopes that he’d find John one day, but gave up hope and ended up spending it on a last ditch attempt at treatment.

- Would have loved to have had a kid, but spent his life absolutely terrified of passing down his father’s nastiness and abuse, thinking that it was something he himself carried in his genes, so he always abstained from ever getting close enough to anyone to start a family.

- Has to sleep with a light on because the dark makes him feel unsafe. Also can’t fall asleep without music because he feels too alone in the silence and it reminds him of the lonely quiet of the desert during those first nights after Miller was gone.

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*Pro Edens Gate Rant*

I always.. avoid liberating Seeds Ranch as much as possible because this part of Hope County isn’t anything to do with anyone else. This is literally Johns Home. It is his.

It isn’t the peoples. Its his and the fact you take it back, as well as other legally owned land by Edens Gate pisses me off.

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Oh Lord, the great collapse 

Won't be our end 

When the world falls into the flames 

We will rise again…

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Far Cry 5 (2018)

I somehow joined a weird apocalyptic cult that was devoted to basic day church beliefs, but it was just a little more sadistic than it should’ve been. Someone found out that I was an atheist and I was taken away. The leader of the cult tried to drown me in their Holy Water pool. Didn’t work, I woke up.

#far too relatable tbh #father forgive me #the father #joseph seed #john seed #jacob seed #faith seed #deputy rook

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What it’s like playing Far Cry 5

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Completely unrelated to FC5 but here have this good picture of a shitty qorl

#unrelated to fc5 #catto #a real bastard child #childish bambino

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Spreading Some Love

Since this is a huge fandom and we can’t remember everyone, we’re now open for submissions. We want to spread positivity, so please tell us about the people in the fandom that you love.  

We’re still working on the FAQ, but in the meantime, remember:

You can send us your submission via ask, and it will remain anonymous even if you choose to show your username.

This is a positivity blog, so any kind of hate won’t be published.

Just think about who would you want to show your appreciation and tell us why you love them and why we should love them too! Friends you made thanks to the fandom, writers, artists, creators… or just that mutual or follower who is always there, reblogging and liking your stuff, tagging you in games or sharing their passion about this game with you.  

Everyone is welcome here!

Also, we’re just starting with all this, so a signal boost is very much appreciated!

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I want to create good content for y'all and put out info on my Dep/Cap/etc.

Alas, all I am capable of is shitposting until my heart stops

#orion talks #orion shut up #shut up orion #serious thoughts #serious talk #sad boi hours #im a loser #a real bastard child #someone come collect this sad disaster

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I wish I contributed more to this hell fandom

the far cry outpost isn’t only for the rpc, but the fandom as a whole. we’re compiling a list of the the entire far cry family, from its writers to its artists to the blogs who simply exist to show a whole lot of love to the franchise.           FEEL FREE TO COMMENT OR REBLOG IF:

you are a far cry roleplayer. be it canon, oc, crossover, or verse. in the tags / replies, list the name of your muse, whether they are canon or oc ( in the case of deputies, list as deputy ;  mutlis, please list all relevant muses ), and the game their main verse or canon takes place in. all those with far cry verses will be placed in their own section outside of the games.

you actively create far cry fan content. this includes artwork, fics, headcanons, playlists, edits, gifs / photosets, etc. if you created it, we want to share it. in the tags / replies, list yourself as a content creator.

you just post / reblog a whole lot of far cry. do you like to find people who love the same things as you? do you just like to throw memes at your friends? like to make new friends by yelling about how joseph needs to put on some sunscreen or that vaas should probably pick up a real dictionary? yep, we want you. in the tags / replies, list yourself simply as “community”.

of course, you don’t have to reblog in order to be included ;  this just serves as a way to find everyone more easily. if you’d prefer, feel free to let either myself or taylor know. both masterlists can be found here.

#community #far cry 5 #john seed #jacob seed #im working on cosplay #and deputy/captain stuff #but what is time rip me #orion shut up

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eXCUSE M E

CAN WE DISCUSS THIS

I don't know if this has been mentioned and I'm blind, but I haven't seen this mentioned on this hellsite so let's just have a quickie

JOHN SEED'S BUNKER IS A SEX DUNGEON?

Apparently, more likely than you think

Like, I don't mean to call a mans out this way, but it looks like he has fucking gimps hanging from the ceiling in his bunker, sooo

I mean I'd totally join Eden's Gate if that were the case 🤷‍♂️

Joseph, casually touring John's bunker for the first time and spotting ceiling gimps

#ivolunteerastribute #jacob seed #joseph seed #john seed #talkaboutthesexcult #fc5 #far cry 5 #raw me in your kink bunker daddy #shut up orion #yet another shitpost #just another shitpost #quality shitposting

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We all know John and Joseph are wearing heels. Jacob is the tallest bitch here and that's the tea

Here’s the final piece you guys have been waiting for <3 Thank you all so much for the kinds words :) Click the top picture for a better resolution. —————————————————– John Seed | Joseph Seed | Jacob Seed

#wow 😍 #beautiful #fc5 #john seed #joseph seed #jacob seed #daddies #raw me bls #fuck me up

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Ginger Mountain Man appreciation post ❤️ 3/?

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Wow, wow first of all I really want to thank the community for such a warm welcome. This is my first ask me blog so I wasn’t sure how it would go, but it really makes me so happy that people enjoy my content. So to say thank you I’m going to do a small giveaway. 

In order to enter you must be following me and a reblog and like of this post will count as your entries. (This is how raffles work right?) 

As I hit 100 followers I’ve decided to add another chibi into the prizes. I’ll do that for every 50 new followers

Welp you guys are so lovely I can’t believe it, in just under a week you’ve helped me hit 150 followers >w< 

To thank you I have added a few new prizes thar I hope you’ll like. 

Prizes: 

1st - A Chibi like 

as well as a simple comic with your Oc and another character of your choice (in ask form) Like the ones posted here :) 

2nd -7th Prizes: 

-A chibi of your Rook (or Captain, or far cry Oc) like this: 

8th-10th Prizes: 

-A small Icon chibi of your far cry oc like this: 

The Raffle will close on the 19th of April (when I go on my week vacation from work) 

Good luck and thank you again for supporting Rook with your wonderful questions. Imma get back to answering them for you now. 

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I'm into this, but I don't see Joseph using a belt given their childhood in Rome. Their father literally beat them with a belt constantly.

So I don't know if you do head canons or not but your last Joseph story got me thinking about the seed brothers and spanking. Like if they do, nsfw or not, and how they do it. Btw, that story was amazing. I love your writing. ❤

Joseph: Is more than likely the softest of the group, but also has a side for punishment when deserved. I see him using a belt when needed and so I wrote an entire HC post about it which I will now use a clip of as my example:

HC example: “My love,” Joseph finally says softly, kissing in between your shoulder blades for what he must do next. The feeling of his leather skimmed up the back of your leg in a warning. “You dare act sacrilegious and ungodly in such a holy place like this?” Joseph’s whispered question silked against your skin. He stood and pulled back his belt. “You must ask for forgiveness.” A stinging swing of his lashing hand brought a painful strike against your backside, forcing you to breathlessly cry out in pain. “Ask!″ He shouted at you. [link]

John: Is the most sadistic of the three, and it’s well known. Digging under John’s skin is one of your favorite things to do, but it catches up with you in the long run. Almost like a sacred ritual, when you really burrow into his nerves and deserve what’s coming- John orders you to bend over the edge of the bed and picks out the small paddle board that has an array of holes scattered across it’s stained surface so it doesn’t catch in the air, allowing him to swing as fast as he’d like. He doesn’t care about your whimpers of pain, and he doesn’t care about how tight you tense. He knows that if it got to the point of him swinging a board against your bare ass to leave red marks that you knew what you had done and what the punishment called for. He’s careful to not over do it, but at least give you stern reminding of his force when you go to sit down. 

HC example: “John- I’m sorry!” You shouted at him as he wasn’t having it, being the tenth time he had heard it now. It was too late and there was only one way out of this he seemed fit. Knowing the deal by now, he no longer had to tell you what to do. He stood, chest filled with lust and anger, as you knew to lie over the foot of your shared bed. Forcing him to tell you where to go and how to act would only make matters worse, so you cooperated and obliged. Behind his back he held the board that would soon slap against your skin in a form of lesson teaching. No longer being able to see him, you reached for the pillow at an arm’s length to shove your face into to momentarily muffle your screams. John free hand ripped your clothes from your waistline before speaking. “Tell me what you did wrong.” He demanded. 

Jacob: Spanks with a heavy, hard hand. Jacob isn’t afraid to grab you by your wrist to you jerk down, over his lap and knees to pull up your dress and make you pay for whatever sarcastic, shit comment you just made at him. Always being in charge, he makes you repeat what you said and change your attitude by apologizing when he hit with his weight shifted into his palm. After he’s gotten what he was looking for he would knead and squeeze your ass cheek in his fingers and hand, pulling on it to feel it’s fat and muscle before rubbing it to cool the hand prints he’s left behind. 

HC example: “Yeah, what do you know about it?” You laughed off, second guessing his knowledge in a joking manner- playing the conversation to die out. Jacob sat on top of the cult’s supply crate with a knife and apple in hand before he looked up at you and questioned if he had heard you correctly. “What was that?” He asked with a smirk, stopping himself from peeling the fruit’s skin with the blade. “I said-” was enough to get you in trouble, the tone being snarky and rude. Discarding the matters to the ground’s dirt, Jacob snatched at your forearm to throw you down and over his thigh, immediately placing his hand to your ass as a warning. 

#textpost feels #textpost boners #jacob seed #fuck me up #joseph seed #john seed