#just another shitpost

[hamartia-grander]

I love the Kamski and Gavin half-brothers AU for many reasons but the best one is that it's literally so convenient. For any purpose. Are you writing a fic where Nines, or Connor, get injured and need serious repairs but they're so advanced that no one has their parts? Gavin can call Kamski. Wanna give Gavin a reason for hating androids that's different than the 'just hates androids' reason? He had a falling out with Kamski. You wanna write Gavin with severe daddy issues? Well the only way he and Elijah could be brothers (with their birthdays) is if they had the same dad, so that checks. Wanna write Gavin as the 'acts like a dumbass but is secretly smart' trope? His brother is the genius Elijah Kamski, it only makes sense that Gavin would know android stuff too. Wanna write a case fic but you're too excited to write to think of entirely new characters/mysteries/villains? Kamski, or Chloe, or both, get captured and oh look at that his half-brother Gavin is a cop who takes the case. Or maybe you just like Kamski and Chloe and wanna include them in your fic? Of course Kamski would interact with his half-brother Gavin. And depending on how you write their relationship you can cover all sorts of dynamics. Maybe they're best friends who get along swell, and you can write some crackhead brotherly nonsense. Or, maybe you prefer to have them absolutely hate each other, and you can write them reconciling. The possibilities are absolutely endless and all allow for convenient and fun plot points.

#dbh #Gavin Reed #Elijah Kamski #dbh Gavin #dbh Kamski #This ended up being an 'ad' for their half-brother AU lmao #Are you missing something in your Reed900 fics? Try the 'Gavin and Kamski are half-brothers' AU! #At this point I legitimately forget they're not canonically brothers #I once saw someone shipping them and I had a full body convulsion of disgust before I remembered they're not canonically related at all #I just can't see them as anything other than half brothers #Especially since Neil Newbon plays them both and said he likes to think they're half brothers too #Anyways #Do what you want when writing of course #Just another shitpost #Detroit become human #Dbh AU #Gavin Reed and Elijah Kamski are half-brothers AU #Dbh memes #reed900

[hairstevington]

The costume person for season 4 really did the most. Like, Eddie’s look was immediately iconic and absolutely dominated Halloween and other cosplay events, we know this. But Steve Harrington in an open jean vest with the bandage on his stomach and the cHEST HAIR? Inspired. The Hellfire shirts in general? Yes. Robin’s suspenders??? I need more. Nancy’s outfits? The gayest she’s ever been, and we thank her for it. In this essay I will -

#just another shitpost #ok but seriously #Nancy’s stupid big neck sweater haunts me #like wtf is that nance #her fashion is ugly as hell in season 4 lmao #the show is great with iconic looks tho #like eleven in s3 lives rent free in my head #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #me #st headcanons #stranger things

[makotoarashi]

So tense... BUT WOOHOO CHIFUYU RETURNED HIS FAVOR

#letter from keisuke baji #chifuyu matsuno #matsuno chifuyu #keisuke baji #baji keisuke #tokyo revengers #just another shitpost

[washbuccet]

#nothing to add #just another shitpost #shitghosting #ghost #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost memes #popia #papa iv #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iv #papa emeritus #copia #papa nihil #tobias forge

[calmthefuckdownalright]

C!Philza uses the sword he killed Alivebur with as a cane and you cannot convince me differently

#Lovely Thoughts with Vick💙 #Just another shitpost

[civetside]

if they if they like played dnd or something am i right

ive never played dnd

#the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #tlt shitposting #harrowhark nonagesimus #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #fantasy AU i guess #comic #i am once again drawing in a funny new art style for another funny au you just gotta deal with it #im reusing huge bone fist as the punchline sorry

[toodrunktofindaurl]

they are so unserious

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#RWBY spoilers #RWBY #bumbleby #anyway hello i'm just dropping this shitpost #i'll scream about this episode on here another day #maryneart

[sentientsky]

“i love the x-files!”

the x-files:

#my camera roll is just all her. why am i like this (I’m gay. that’s why) #obviously I adore smulder’s dynamic and the unending devotion they have for one another #but also. pretty #the x files #the x-files #txf #x files #Gillian Anderson #Dana scully #scully #shitpost

[whatsleftofdishaa]

Desiblr people are separated by cities and united by dukh dard peeda kasht

#whatsleftofdishaa #dishaa rants #desiblr #desi tag #desi life #desi humor #desi blog #being desi #desiness #desi tumblr #indian tumblr #indian memes #desi memes #desi shit posting #another day another shitpost #just desi things #desi tales #desi rant #desi rr

[blueaiyuice]

earthrealm's champions play minecraft together (ft. railao)

(i honestly can’t find the og vod for the life of me, but this is a jschlatt clip that’s all i know)

edit: well now that yall said its smplive jschlatt that makes a whole lot more sense

#mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #mortal kombat memes #earthrealm defenders #raiden #kung lao #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #i've ascended to video-levels of shitposting #on another note #crazy im a bp blog but my top posts are all mk1 #ill have more memes later i just need to cook #railao

[chaos-mymiddlename]

The tragic thing is that we know our firsts, first time meeting someone, first time talking to someone, first trip with friends, first time you ate something which is your fav now, first time going somewhere the list goes on and on, but we never know our lasts.

#thoughts #writing #poemsworld #poetry #just another shitpost #shitpost #shitposting #random musing

[trainsinanime]

What so many of you fail to consider is that for Marinette, being Ladybug is crucial enrichment. If you don't throw an Akuma into her enclosure (the city of Paris) every now and then, she will develop behavioural issues and go insane from boredom. On the other hand, whenever that does happen, giving her an Akuma usually calms her right down. It's like a dog toy, or a laser pointer for a cat.

This is a fairly common thread through most episodes. At the start, Marinette has a problem, often involving Adrien, and she goes completely insane over it, trying to find solutions that are just buck wild. And usually, an Akuma appears, Marinette focuses all her mind on that for a while, and then realises that she went too far and calms down, because now her brain has been sufficiently stimulated and she burned off her excess energy.

Yes, defeating Akumas is stressful for her, no doubt, but I think it's even more clear that not doing that is causing far more stress behaviours to appear in her. She is an excellent guardian and strategizer, great at analysing situations and coming up with plans, and if you don't give her a proper outlet for that, she will come up with her own, often with humorously disastrous results.

So the (admittedly few) posts saying that Marinette shouldn't be Ladybug, or deserves to retire, are getting it all backwards in my opinion. If you retire her, you'll have to give her something else to do. Otherwise, the next time they're in the supermarket, she will build a weird contraption out of a shopping cart, canned beans and a quizz magazine to parkour to the top shelf, instead of asking Adrien for help.

So be a bit more careful with how you treat Marinette. If you force her to sit still, she will not thank you.

#miraculous ladybug #mlb meta #mlb shitpost #expanded from a reply I gave on another post a couple of days ago #just imagine for a second the plan lady noire would come up with to catch a laser pointer dot

[makotoarashi]

YOU BARELY KNOW HIM

HE SAVED YOUR LIFE ONCE

DAMN CHIFUYU HAS AMBITION

#Just another shitpost #tokyo revengers #tokyo manji gang #letter from keisuke baji

[thermodynamic-comedian]

it's just mildly entertaining for me to imagine elias being like "ok time to check in on the archives" somewhere around s3 and then getting hit with like 6 consecutive, self-contradictory queer awakenings.

#he's Looking around at everybody in a panic like please not another sexuality crisis and then he looks at daisy #and gets hit with gender envy instead #and just falls over in his chair and gives up. #tma #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #tma s3 #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #melanie king #daisy tonner #basira hussain

[almightaylor]

RWRB TEXT POSTS: PART 11

#yes they just keep going!!! #i made another 100 of these #making these is therapy tbh #rwrb #red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #nicholas galitzine #taylor zakhar perez #rwrb memes #rwrb shitposting #rwrb text post #almightaylor

[whatudottu]

Don't question what logical loops I had to leap through to make this happen, Shockwave's already doing that for y'all :)

do you think in universes where empurata exists that shockwave can remember the feeling of having a face? of remembering seeing from two eyes instead of one? does his head burn in pain as a twitch of non-existant lips spark incomplete pathways through his brain, does he miss the sensation of teeth and tongue beneath those twitching lips, heavy against the bottom of the mouth he no longer has?

:) Big Boobie Decepticons :)

#shockwave #tfp shockwave #breakdown #tfp breakdown #transformers #tfp #maccadam #fanart #making a joke post only to caption it with heavy shit? hip hip hooray! #another edition of 'putting shockwave into situations that utterly confound him' #this being 'breakdown lives' edition or at least 'breakdown lives long enough to see shockwave' #this is a high effort shitpost i used to cope with the fact i have no puter only laptop so i do art instead #which is an oldie from when i still had school so it's ONLY purpose is to art #because it can't do anything else atm #the text in shockwave's colour is a modified 'why are we here' copypasta #having to deal with the chicanery of breakdown's bodacious chassis chat #i'd say that the confusion alone if not the irritation would be logical enough reason for the processor to run wild #even if he calls it illogical in the process #i don't know the size difference between shockwave and breakdown #i just know that starscream is about the same heightish as shockwave give or take a stiletto #and breakdown's taller than screamer so... head taller (if measuring from head because wow shoulders) breakdown #which is funny to me because breakdown's an apc and shockwave's a tank damn these proportions are wacky 😫