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S/I, princess-carrying F/O away from danger: F/O, how did this even happen?!

F/O: Truth be told, I could've easily prevented it. But then I wouldn't get to have you save me...

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S/I, talking about Child F/O: My child wouldn't hurt a fly.

F/O: Your child tried to stab me!

S/I: Well, you're not a fly, so...

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F/O, holding a cherry blossom: It's so beautiful.

S/I: I like cherry blossoms, but you look much prettier to me.

F/O, now crushing the cherry blossom: S/I, don't you get embarrassed by the things you say sometimes?

#source: sailor moon #f/o #self ship #selfship #selfshipping #selfship quotes #fictional other #f/o x s/i #another one that collected dust in my drafts. this time from dec 7 2022

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F/O: When are you gonna stop eating shrimps with the wimps and come eat some lobster with a monster?

S/I: What?

F/O: Come eat lobster with a monster.

S/I: What?

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F/O: Can we talk about fish?

S/I: Of course we can.

F/O: They think they're better than me.

S/I: How dare they.

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F/O: This weapon is bubblegum-scented so the last thing people realize before I kill them is how cute and fun I am.

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F/O: I wanna be the big spoon tonight, S/I.

S/I: It'd feel just like wearing a backpack.

F/O: ...

S/I, on the couch, trying to speak to F/O through the locked bedroom door: C'mon, you gotta admit that was at least a little funny!

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F/O: I'm cold.

S/I: Here, take my jacket.

(Later that day)

S/I: I'm cold.

F/O, all nice and cozy in S/I's jacket: I can't control the weather, S/I.

#I found this in my drafts from dec 21 last year I don't know why I never posted it it's good #f/o #self ship #selfship #selfshipping #selfship quotes #fictional other #f/o x s/i #cold tw #tw cold #cw cold #cold cw #temperature tw #tw temperature #cw temperature #temperature cw

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F/O, putting a hand on S/I's shoulder: I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, S/I.

S/I: Damn.

#source: do I even have to say it at this point does anyone not know #f/o #self ship #selfship #selfshipping #selfship quotes #fictional other #f/o x s/i #murder tw #tw murder #cw murder #murder cw #edit: can't believe I forgot the damn anyway it's fixed now

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Non-human F/O: I love you with all my heart, S/I.

S/I: But you don't have a–

Non-human F/O: Don't ruin this.

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F/O: S/I, calm down, I'm completely fine.

S/I: No you're not, F/O, we gotta get you to a hospital!

F/O: No, no, not the hospital! Injections are scary and painful!

S/I: And getting run over wasn't?!

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S/I, about to give F/O food: Awww, who's a hungry kitty? Is it you, are you the hungry pet? Aww, look at you.

F/O: S/I, what the fuck?

F/O: Meeeee!

#f/o #self ship #selfship #selfshipping #selfship quotes #f/o x s/i #source: a text conversation with a doordash driver #forgive me forgive me forgive me forgifjforojeow

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F/O, texting S/I: Angel. Precious little nugget. Slumbering little bug.

F/O: If you don't answer me, the pet names are gonna start getting meaner.

F/O: Bowl of cereal that's been sitting out for like an hour.

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Romantic F/O: I'm hiring you to be my lover, S/I. Y'know, buy me stuff. Worship the ground I walk on. I'll pay you a candy bar a day.

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F/O, texting S/I: Can you preheat the apartment? I'm on my way home.

S/I: What are you, banana bread?

F/O: Be very careful with what you say next.

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F/O, fatally wounded: S/I, could you kiss my booboo better? Pretty please?

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S/I: Stop bullying F/O, they were born in a wet cardboard box all alone.

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