#car crash tw

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was trying to get to a house party, but every time I looked away from the road I was walking down, a car crash happened. Every time this happened, the person next to me would say something like, “Great. Look at what happened now! Lily’s dead.” I don’t know any Lilys.

#dream #text #house party #party #car crash #car crash tw #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[itsdappleagain]

a comic on why carmen doesn't get to drive the car

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #comic #carmen sandiego comic #carmen sandiego art #car crash tw #the quality just slooowly decreases as the panels go along #i had to cut a joke about their license plate being “LFMROUG” so witness it now

[selfshippingquotes]

F/O: S/I, calm down, I'm completely fine.

S/I: No you're not, F/O, we gotta get you to a hospital!

F/O: No, no, not the hospital! Injections are scary and painful!

S/I: And getting run over wasn't?!

#f/o #self ship #selfship #selfshipping #selfship quotes #fictional other #f/o x s/i #hospital tw #tw hospital #cw hospital #hospital cw #injection tw #tw injection #cw injection #injection cw #car crash tw #tw car crash #cw car crash #car crash cw #car accident cw #cw car accident #tw car accident #car accident tw

[nounpolycule]

Imagine a car crashes into something and starts a fire and one of the cars involved is a blue 1984 subaru hatchback. Now imagine instead of going to deal with that situation a bunch of people tracked you down and threw you in prison because you were the only person they had ever seen driving a blue 1984 subaru hatchback (your girlfriend was driving your blue 1984 subaru hatchback when this happened). This happened to my friend the Eleventh Doctor one time.

#just rewatched the s5 finale lmao #doctor who #kasteraxilkemeryapheshexerindaikyat.pdf #car crash tw

[chroniclyst]

fucking christ i didn't want to have to ebeg again but here we are

hi! my name is charlotte, or red. i am a disabled bisexual trans jewish system living in st louis, missouri, and i am engaged to another disabled bisexual trans system who also lives here. you know the drill, don't tag with risky tags and only donate if you're financially able (and don't feel bad if you can't!), but please reblog.

on top of the current political situation surrounding trans healthcare, i was in a bad car accident yesterday during a storm and our car has been totalled and my phone was shattered, and i had to go to the er (less than a week from when i had to go for an allergic reaction) where i had the worst medical experience of my life. we are a one car household and i rely on that vehicle for my job. our gas bill is also unexpectedly high, and i need to take my cat to the vet for a dental cleaning.

my mother is going to be helping pay for a new car and possibly repairs to my phone, and our emergency savings will also go towards this situation, but we are going to need help with things like paying groceries, feeding our cats, rent, bills, and more, as i will not be able to get tips from delivery driving which provide a significant part of my fiance's and my income. i'm going to try to raise $750, with a stretch goal of $1000. it's big, but anything we don't use on our immediate survival will be going straight into our savings to try to rebuild.

my pypl dot me is @/redactedarachnid, my vnmo is @/fagdykes, my fiance's pypl is @/gillibeann02, and its vnmo is theroyalratbot. (please ignore his deadname.)

$0/$750

thank you.

#book of truth #please reblog okay thank you #car crash tw

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Chad Belanger was left with a broken neck, ribs, collarbone and sternum, a bruised heart and lungs, a concussion and PTSD following a crash caused by a truck that crossed a solid double yellow line to pass another vehicle in northern Ontario. His New Democratic member of provincial parliament, Guy Bourgouin, was surprised – as are many other Ontarians that Bourgouin has heard from – to learn that it is not actually illegal to cross double lines when overtaking another vehicle.

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#cdnpoli #canada #canadian politics #canadian news #NDP #road safety #car crash tw #ontario

[strawbs-screaming]

☆Punch Out Misc Headcanons 2: Electric Bogaloo ☆

You bet your ass im gonna spew top tier shitpost worthy "headcanons" (i simply throw things onto them that i find funny)

- dont try to speak on your phone if aran ryan is near, hes gonna tell yell shit like "PASS THE WEED" and most importantly "THE DRUGS & HOOKERS ARE HERE"

- mac got duct taped to the wall when bald bull had to look after him for a while

- Joe has robbed a supermarket when he was 17, nobody knows it was him, and nobody will know, hopefully

- doc sometimes likes to do a dramatic eyebrow raise when anyone says something dumb

- Macho man keeps getting stuff thrown at him, not only by his fans but by everyone, its kinda tradition now

- don flamenco & bald bull accidentally ran over some guy with a car, both of them will take this to the grave, do not ask them what happened on November 2nd, 2013, 03:21

- bear hugger uses Facebook on a daily basis, Will post fish, cooking and whatever he wants in general

- great tiger sometimes fights his clones for no reason, his biggest enemy is himself, literally

- sandman had a pet snail named sandman II once,it died from natural causes, he held a funeral for it & sometimes visits his snail's memorial, may sandman II rest in peace

- aran ryan had a skater boy era, everyone keeps pulling up pictures of him during that just to torture him

- soda popinski will never admit but he likes pretending people have something on their face and going like "its still there, no not there its there!" And say "its gone now" whenever they pull out a mirror and check for themselves

- von kaiser has been the victim of too many little german boy jokes (no little german boy, dont teach boxing! oh mein gotten, these kinder are full of punchenkicken!)

- piston hondo has eerily good hearing, talk shit about him and he'll hear it from 200 miles away

- narcis sends selfies & pictures of himself flexing if you try to confront or argue him

#headcanon #punch out #bald bull #punch out wii #don flamenco #piston hondo #doc louis #punch out headcanons #aran ryan #glass joe #narcis prince #car crash tw #violence tw #Puts this post into a box and throws it out into the sea #These are so dumb #thats why theyre fun

[cikdik]

an artistic depiction of a conversation regarding gabriel ultrakill road rage with @matryx7728 .

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #car crash tw #tw car crash #just in case for the noise alone i mean i dont wanna spook anyone

[quitealotofsodapop]

[SWK's Lawyer manifests with the reciepts to prove it.]

You probs meant that magically, but I imagined him rolling up in his car, hanging halfway out the window with the papers.

Bonus, it is his new car since his old one, an 1920s original, finally gave up the ghost and he's still getting used to the controls.

Which means he accidentally drove over Li Jing before popping out the the reciepts, "So by law- hey, where did he go?" *Groans from underneath the car are heard* "Crap, there go my premiums on insurance..."

Oh my gods XD

Li Jing has this whole boss fight-esque introduction; only to get One-Hit KO'd by SWK's Lawyer's car. Which I imagine is a either an old fashioned packard with the manual horn, or a fancy souped up 80s convertible.

Li Jing: "Prepare to meet your end monkey!"

*La Chucaracha car horn!*

*Thunk!*

Fire Star, gets out of car in a hurry: "Mr Li! On the day of... wait where is he? I was just summoned by a legal paradox." *looks under car* "Whoops."

SWK, trying not to laugh: "See, this is why you're my lawyer."

Nezha & Macaque: *both laughing hysterically*

Its the shortest fight they have that story line. Fire Star accidentally backs over Li Jing as he leaves.

#the monkey king and the infant #the monkey king and the infant au #lmk shadowpeach au #shadowpeach being parents #lmk nezha #lmk skw's lawyer #car crash tw

[cpunkhobie]

truck or treat!

#SORRY it’s for the bit I don’t hope you get run over by a truck #jonahs lemonade stand #car crash tw #i think #ask to tag #flashing

[boygirlbebop]

i think car crashes to me are what cannibalism is to some of the homos on here. something something the inevitability of man when they lose control over something they created.

#this post brought to you by me reading my old pieces of writing and getting emotional about one in particular #i might post it on here because i honestly really love it. idk #its abt being trans and mourning the loss of your former self #and also car crashes. #car crash tw #ask 2 tag #ebby echoes #txt

[nerves-nebula]

Okay so Donnie at the end is a little OOC, but I figured this would happen a long ways down the line, after they were beginning to recover, and he’s gotten some more self-confidence. Pair that with “siblings potentially in danger” and I think it’s justified? I hope you like.

——

Their therapist liked to tell them that it was okay to have moments of immaturity. It was fine to indulge in childish things because it’s not as if they’d had time for it as children.

“You’d be surprised how many adults still love things geared towards younger audiences.”

This was the excuse Leo gave himself.

He was just embracing his childish side.

Donnie had said that the “Shell-mobile” as Mikey had dubbed it was technically road-worthy. He was still working in it, though, wanting it to work as a mobile command center for them when they were scouting or ninja-ing.

All Leo heard was “We have a car now.”

Technically, Raph and Donnie were the only ones with licenses. They had immediately gotten them when they’d officially moved to the Hidden City, just in case. So, technically, Raph and Donnie were the only ones who could legally drive the Shell-mobile.

However, Leo and Mikey still had learner’s permits and were allowed to drive as long as someone with a license was with them in the car, so this should be fine.

Leo slammed the gas, laughing hysterically as the junker van surged forward, tearing down the road as Mikey and Raph clung to their seats. It was exhilarating, the freedom of driving at ridiculous speeds. They’d pulled off the main road, of course, avoiding any major traffic (Leo was impulsive, not stupid), that way they’d be less likely to run into any cops.

The handling on the van was less than optimal. It swerved and Leo could swear he’d pulled them up onto just two wheels at least three times.

“Faster, Leo!” Mikey screamed, throwing his hands in the air as they took a sharp turn, “Donnie’s gonna fuckin’ kill us!”

Raph’s scream was far less excited, “Screw Donnie, LEO is gonna kill us! At least slow down for the turns, you’re gonna crash!”

“You can’t tell me what to do!” Leo laughed maniacally, popping the handbrake to drift them around another sharp corner. There was no way in hell he was slowing this vehicle until Raph either threw up or passed out.

“LEO LOOK OUT!” Raph shrieked (rather high pitched and girly if you asked Leo).

Mikey’s laughter also died down as the van slammed into something, thudding a few times. Leo slammed on the brakes, skidding them to a stop, the smell of burnt rubber quickly filling the air.

“Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.” Raph made to grab at the door handle, but his hands shook too much to get a proper grip. Leo leaned over to help, letting Raph out to get some air.

He and Mikey also got out, all of them turning to see the hunched form of a cat yokai in the middle of the road.

“I’m gonna be sick.” Raph whined.

They approached the yokai carefully, unsure if he was even alive.

“Oh my God, Leo.” Mikey punched his shoulder, “You fucking hit someone.”

“It was an accident!”

“I’m so not testifying for you in court, dude. Lock her away, Your Honor! This woman is a certified-“

Coughing interrupted him.

“Oh fuck, he’s alive.” Raph put himself between the body and his brothers, “Can you hear us?”

The yokai groaned, slowly lifting his head. He was definitely not doing good, his face was scratched to shit and one of his eyes wouldn’t open.

“D-Donnie?” The yokai asked.

The trio froze.

No one spoke for a solid minute.

The yokai collapsed back to the pavement.

“How did he-“

“Could he be-“

“Abe?”

The yokai’s ears twitched.

Donnie, back when they began training their ninpo, had done experiments about telepathy. He’d done tons of tests, both in safe and dangerous environments. He had definitively told them all that, thankfully, their blood line did not mean that they could read each other’s minds. He surmised that any “telepathy” the others thought they had was just them being able go understand one another and know how the other would react to circumstances due to their prolonged exposure to one another.

However, in that moment, the trio only had to exchange one look before they all turned back, going back go the Shell-mobile. They buckled up, fixed the mirrors, and Leo turned them around.

Thump

Thump

The drive back home was far less exciting than the drive out to the edge of town, but the adrenaline still ran through their veins. Leo parked the van, smiling to himself as he saw Donnie storming into the garage.

“Wh-what did you d-d-do?!” Donnie looked over the van, “Of all th-the reckless, kn-knuckleheaded- you realize I can remote tr-track the van’s sp-speedometer, right?”

“Oh, no, I didn’t know that.” Leo smiled, “That’s really cool, Don.”

Donnie paused a moment, “I- hey, wait! You can’t distract me w-with compliments!”

Mikey nodded, “Yeah, that’d be underhanded.”

Raph agreed, “You can yell at us, Don, go ahead.”

Donnie’s ire seemed to sizzle out as he looked over his siblings. They all just stood there, politely waiting to get yelled at…

“Have you been body snatched?”

Leo laughed, “That’s a good one. No, no, we’re us. You can run some tests if you wanna be sure.”

“Hey, Don, why don’t I make your favorite tonight?” Raph smiled, coming forward to put a hand on Donnie’s back, guiding him back into the complex, “You can yell at us while I cook.”

“And you can tell us about how you track the Shell-mobile!” Mikey grinned, bouncing beside him as they headed in.

—

It wasn’t until years and years later, after all was said and done, that any of the three of them broke their unspoken vow.

——

And there we go! Originally I wasn’t gonna have them hit him with a car, but that idea was too fuckin funny to pass up.

-Monster Anon

Can We Utilize Unsafe Driving For The Better? More at 11 !!

them being weirdly nice and polite to Donnie afterwards is so funny to me lmao.

#nnstuff #ask #neglected fic #teenage mutant neglected turtles #tmnt abe #car crash tw #violence tw #asks are sweethearts

[mortau]

So. There have been recent medical issues in my family, namely my mom broke her leg and will be out of commission for a few months. There are thousands of dollars in medical bills, on top of rent and other bills we need to pay. On top of that, the car was totaled and we will need money to get another one, until then neither of us can drive to a job and I need to stay home and take care of her anyway. It's a 24/7 job, because she shattered five bones in her leg and broke a few ribs.

I'm not going to ask for donations because I don't feel comfortable accepting money without doing anything in return. So instead, I'm going to open an art and comic patreon and rework my old comic ideas to try and make some income. At the moment, I only have old and retconned things to post, but when I eventually launch it, I will try and have more content available. It will be a long time before I actually start making pages, and those will be public, but I hope until then I can post interesting content and post about my process. There will also be a tier for simple commissions as well, and art I won't be posting publicly.

When the patreon goes live, I will post a link to it and I ask that you guys share that link when I do.

#self promo #car crash tw #ill reblog this post with the link attached so that there's context #but i still need to make it so #broken bones tw

[cryptids-against-fascism]

Please, if you are able, consider donating. I grew up in this area and we are a very small and tight-knit community. Though I may be physically far away now, my heart is still at home, and it is hurting.

#gofundme #go fund me #go fund them #marching band #ohio #ohio news #tusky valley #tuscarawas county #death tw #child death tw #car crash tw

[newsfromstolenland]

At least 15 people are dead and 10 injured in a "mass casualty collision" that occurred Thursday on a highway in Canada, Royal Canadian Mounted Police said.

The crash happened on the Trans-Canada Highway between a semi-trailer truck and a bus near the town of Carberry in southwestern Manitoba, according to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

The collision occurred around 11:40 a.m. local time. The semi-trailer was traveling eastbound on Highway 1 when it struck the bus, which was traveling southbound on Highway 5, as the bus crossed the eastbound lanes, police said.

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#cdnpoli #canadian news #canada #manitoba #traffic collision #traffic accident #car crash #death tw #car crash tw #mine #carberry #mass casualty collision