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IF SOMEBODY FROM MARVEL STUDIOS IS HERE ON TUMBLR PLEASE DON’T HAVE MICHAEL WALDRON WRITE KANG DYNASTY AND SECRET WARS!!!! I BEG YOU!!!! THE MAN DOESN’T KNOW ITS A UNIVERSE!!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN PAST AND NOT WING IT YOUR WAY!!!! DEFINITELY ONE DOES NOT INDULGE YOUR CHARACTER IN SELFCEST!!! THIS GUY WROTE LOKI SEASON 1 AND DOCTOR STRANGE IN MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS AND YET FAIL TO CONNECT THE TWO ????? NOT JUST THAT BUTCHERED ALL THE CHARACTER ARCS!!!!!! MoM HAD THE MOST STUPID WRITING EVER????????? PLEASE ANYONE ELSE BUT MICHAEL !!!!! ERIC MARTIN WOULD DO OR MAY BE CHANGE UP A BIT GIVE POC WRITERS A CHANCE INSTEAD ???????? IMAN IS RIGHT THERE!!???????

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fuck chris evans, he's a bitch and can got to hell and burn. ANTHONY IS CAP AMERICA.

:0

NUH UH

STEVE IS THE ORIGINAL

ANTHONY IS FALCON

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ONG OFNSHD

CHRIS EVANS IS COMING BACK AS CAP FOR AVENGERS SECRET WAR!!HAIDJSJSHSHSG!!AND SCARLETT AND RDJ MAY BE COMI BF BSCK TOO!!LOKI IS RETUNITNG PETER IS RETURBIN OMG ONG SJISNSJFI CANT WAY FOR MAY 7TH 2027

#the avengers #obey me mc #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #avenger #chris evans #captain anerica #avengers secret wars

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I-

I’m not even at camp yet 😔😭✋

why are some of my kids so annoying?

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

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You know what? Fuck it.

The amount of notes that this post gets by the end of April is the amount of words I'll write for one of my books.

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sorry I’ve been slacking on posting

BUT

I AM ON SEASON 3 EPISODE 6 OF HAIKYUU NOW

YAYYY

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awwwww I hope it goes well, if not remember, comfort drink, ice cream (if you can have it), comfort show, and lots of blankets and stuffies. Always helps me.

alright, if yall don't hear from me by the end of today, assume my date went horribly south so i ended up hiding myself in my blanket wallowing in shame and despair

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So glad I’m still omw to camp.

anybody need me to pick anything up?

p.s. for @dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine what type of wine? And do you want to stock up on Diet Coke?

MR D AND ARES HAD SEX IN THE BIG HOUSE 😭

WHAT NOW???

@dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine

@amazing-war-god-ares

THIS TRUE??

- 🐍📗Anon Daughter of Athena 📗🐍

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Dam it

Dionysus: My children are very well behaved

His children:

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@dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine

daddddd

someone said soemthing in a language I don’t understand could you translate

Dionysus: My children are very well behaved

His children:

#translate plz

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To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

-PLEASE REBLOG THIS YOU MAYBE ARE SAVING SOMEONES LIFE

You are special and amazing , If you need to talk or some help send me a dm and I will talk to you.

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What I’m scared dad 😰

Dionysus Tell aries to leave me the fuck alone

@yes-im-hades

fine, @amazing-war-god-ares hades said to tell you to leave him the fuck alone.

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*sniff sniff*

is that jealousy I smell? /j

Lucy: Natsu and I are getting married!

Gray: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

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still surprises me to this day

Fuegoleon Vermillion From Black Clover and Erwin Smith From Attack on Titan share The Same English v.a.

#black clover #black clover fuegoleon #fuegoleon vermillion #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #snk #aot #aot erwin #snk erwin #erwin smith

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Not Karl..

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YOU CANT FOOL ME I SAW PANTHERLILY AND LEVY. ALSO THE GALEVY KID. MY EYES DO NOT DECIEVE ALSO SPY X FAMILY

Couples in the cold ❄️💞

(Yami & Charlotte like to complete for anything & everything) sjsbajsbhwba

Noelle ALWAYS wears the BEST outfits so everyone always likes looking forward to them.

Gauche..he’s sensitive to the cold but it’s alright we love him no matter what.

(& Poor baby Acier is the babysitter)

(References to other anime’s in the background hehe)