realfakefamily

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Struggels

To illuminate this back story better, all of my children are 1/4 demon

My mother is a demon, making me half demon.

Jellybel is part goat, and I have animal children.

I Was born as lilith, but demons can his whatever body and any identity.

Along with my children, I also have an army of aborted babies.

This is not a joke!

Regardless, I am a cAring father who has already done great at raising kids.

And a part time demon

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JELLYBEL

I joke about my kids, I Benjamin, am not the real father.

My kids are my friend kids, in the aunt friend

Essitently, a dad. But female.

I nurture, cook/bake, but would do drugs and promote sex.

A good dad who only let's you drink and do drugs, if ya share.

Today my daughter sent me a picture. Normally she looks like my mistress.

Round face, short blonde hair, same eyes.

It today I was question "did my 2 year old self make baby, With a genitalia I don't have?"

She had black lipstick and hair, and looked like we were related, but still looked like her mom (My mistress)

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RIP VINE- IT (2017)

Teacher: Okay class, Eddie has 27 bottles of dish soap, and—

Richie: why the fuck does Eddie have so many bottles of dish soap

Eddie, surrounded by dish soap and pouring some in his hand: MIND YO DAMN BUISNESS RICHIE

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How the hell this shit started

This is a hella lame beggining to my fake family.

Basically I was tired and called my crush my wife, and I'm his husband.

That same day we adopted Amber and Zak, who sat at his lunch table.

I sat with Harlee, and our love child jelly bel, along with our friend mayonaise.

In a week, Andrea and I had take in 2 more, Marie and Sam. Both very talented drawers, seriously fantastic.

Some time after that Andrea and I had Christine, and Katlyn.

A while later we had Bonnie, who is adorable new girl.

I have 3 kids with my main hoe Emy, who lives near me and we walk home together. She calls me her "big tittied anime goth girlfriend"

Naturally we adopted 2 adorable cats Sexbang, and princess, and Fred(rip) the squirrel. Not counting all of the sticks as well.

From top to bottom these are my children.

Amber

Zak

Marie

Sam

Christine

Katlyn

Sexbang

Princess

FRED

Jellybel

Bonnie

(New additions added weekly)

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