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sorry, guys. my cooperator was in a mental institution! 😜😛😛 expect to see content soon!

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Miranda: So my plan is to kidnap this child and-

Karl: Who

Miranda: This child named-

Karl: Asked.

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Alcina: *Big, angry vampire lady threats*

Y/n: Awh shit, man. I think I just came in my pants a little bit...

Alcina: What.

Y/n: What.

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It's been a year.

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Alcina, after she's been thrown into water by Heisenberg: does my hair still look good?

Y/n: Sure does, honey.

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POV: We met Heisenberg today.

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Y/n: What's that sound?

Donna: Oh, I'm just playing my theremin

[Spooky Halloween music ensues]

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Heisenberg: You know I got a kid, right?

Alcina: Yeah, Rose, I know.

Heisenberg: Nah nah, I got another one. His name is Fungus.

Alcina:

Alcina: What the fuck-

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Imagine this

Heisenberg, after he's breathed in helium: Alcina, you 9 feet tall slut!

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Alcina: I apologise, Y/n, but my breast are about to fall out of my tiddy holders.

Y/n, reaching out their hands: I've got you, I'm a professional.

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Heisenberg, when they abduct Ethan: Speaking of fucks, this meeting is sponsored by duckduckgo!

https://duckduckgo.com/

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slay or not, but yas is aint it

H u h

What

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You, my dear friend, are hideously un funny, but you manage to create CONTENT

...

It's funny how

How most of the jokes are yours, good sir.

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Heisenberg, calling Mother Miranda: Hey, Miranda? Why is the inside of my knee sweaty?

Mother Miranda: ...

Mother Miranda: Have you been sucking dick again?

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Bela: Oh my god, what happened to your back?!

Y/n: Your mom happened.

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Heisenberg: Sup, hoe! me and the boys are getting out of this bitch!

Bela, Cassandra and Daniela: [the boys in question]

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Y/n: I'm sure your mother would be very dissapointed in you!

Lady Dimitrescu: Wrong, I actually told them to do that.

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