overheardschoolbus

[overheardschoolbus]

Kid 1: What do you want to be when you reincarnate?

Kid 2: Um… definitely an op mc

#I did not know that was an option #??? #bus quote #bus conversation #ITECH

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Driver: You get another chance because I trust you

5th Graders: ha ha you shouldn’t trust us

Driver: Ok, what should I do.

5th Graders: … trust us?

#watching them figure that one out in real time #kids on thin ice lmao #bus quote #bus conversation #MINNE

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Driver: What’s the warmest thing you can think of?

Kinder 1: Hot cocoa!

Driver: Is there anything warmer than hot cocoa?

Kinder 2: The sun!

Driver: Is there anything warmer than the sun?

Kinder 1: Two hot cocoas!

#it’s giving #two bagels #in the end we agreed the warmest thing we could think of was #two hot cocoas on the sun #bus quote #bus conversation #MINNE #we call kindergarteners Kinders #but since Kinder is technically plural #shouldn’t we call them Kinds?? #i’m so confused #all the morphology errors please

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who let the frogs out boing boing boing boing boing

#then #who let the cats out meow meow meow #and THEN #about five minutes of Realistic Cat Noises ™ #bus quote #MINNE

[overheardschoolbus]

(with a calculating expression)

I think the f word is the most common word kids say

#sincerely #a nine year old #previous to this she argued that Fudge isn’t a bad word because it’s so close to Hug #but I also know for a fact she knows the actual f word #bus quotes #MINNE

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Kid 1: did you know smelling is like actual tiny bits going in your nose?

Kid 2: I did

Kid 1: lol you should smell your poops

Kid 2: oh yeah I already do that

#kid one had a conniption over that lmao #potty humor #gross #I think my eyebrows flew into the sky #bus quote #bus conversation #MINNE

[overheardschoolbus]

everyone’s crazy for the holy banana

#cue kids chanting HOLY BANA HOLY BANA #they were talking about a yellow and brown wacky track #tbh bringing wacky tracks for the bus ride has been both my best and worst student management idea this far #you could make a religion out of this #bus quote #MINNE

[overheardschoolbus]

*looks at the mess you made*

you’re the reason child labor is so cheap

#roasted #the energy on the kid that said this lmao #wtf #ITECH #bus quote #there’s a possibility I misheard but whatever #the school bus is loud it’s part of the charm of overhearing random stuff

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(students stowing away or asking me to move their bus stop: sorry but this is the hill I will die on and every day the lord tests me)

#not a quote #vent post #there are rules for a reason #im lawful neutral only bc im a recovering chaotic neutral #in simply don’t have space in this profession to play loose with the rules #and it terrifies me

[overheardschoolbus]

Kid 1: my nickname is Math

Kid 2: my nickname is Bookshelf

Kid 3: *giggling* my nickname is Stinkerbug

#i love nickname lore so I asked #Math is apparently good at math. #bookshelf likes to read #but stinkerbug just told me : Well it makes sense #iconic #bus quote #bus conversation #MINNE

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she’s like wahh ur all targeting me IT’S TAG

#hottest take #bus quote #ITECH

[overheardschoolbus]

hey do you want my guns

#ur wat #bus quote #MINNE #out of context

[overheardschoolbus]

what would happen if I was a four dimensional being and I threw up

#kid I have no idea #lmao #please let me know if this happens #ITECH #bus quote

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Driver: Busters, I did not separate you two so you could stand in your seats and yell across the bus

Kid: Well then how are we supposed to talk to each other??

Driver: You’re not

#when will you learn #when will you learn that your actions have consequences #bus quote #bus conversation #MINNE

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Kids: yeah our school only has 80 students

Kids: people call it the special kids school

Me: I think it’s the awesome kids school

Kids: haHA the autism kids school yesss

Me: …. I did say “awesome”

Kids: …

Kids: well if the shoe fits!

#I cannot believe this exchange happened #tbh I love the students at this school #such characters all of them #FLEX #bus quote #bus conversation #autism positivity #why is this post being flagged as mature #I am confused……

[overheardschoolbus]

(loud speaker, max volume)

SIR.

CHILL.

#me everyday #“excuse me” #“respectfully” #“BRUH” #someone trusted me with a pa speaker #And also heavy machinery and sole supervision of 50+ children #But let’s not get off topic here #bus quote #MINNE

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I swear someone took a bite out of my deodorant

#excuse me but what is the correct response to this #I was like I’m so sorry that sounds uncomfortable #lmaoo #he described the evidence and it was as horrifying as it sounded #bruh #ITECH #bus quote