#two bagels

[kicktwine]

dragon twins au but It’s 95% used for comedy alphy meets hancock and very conspicuously goes quiet because the Lingering Spirit of Draconic Rage is currently banging its hands on the table excitedly chanting eat him eat him eat him eat him

#a bagel. NOOOOOO #two bagels #ffxiv

[rikaspotting]

Larry: Rika and Grusha, what do you both want for lunch?

Grusha: Something as black and cold as my heart.

Rika: A bagel.

Grusha: NOOOOOO

Rika: smirking Two bagels.

#rika pokemon #grusha pokemon #paldea #two bagels #rika is such a tease #femboy grusha #pokemon scalet and violet

[justanechoflower]

I'm gonna buy McDonald's, do you want anything?

#undertale #flowey #art #small artist #ask flowey #ask blog #undertale art #paper art #ask undertale #undertale fanart #grauntiemotersblog #mama graunt #the souls of the innocent #a bagel #What #Two bagels #NO #Talking to myself

[crowlichen]

has this been done before?

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#the magnus archives #tma #jon sims #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #doodle #comics #two bagels #scopophobia #eyes cw

[marypsue]

While we are on the subject of writing, I have accomplished almost nothing of real substance today. BUT, I have written two half-scenes (which. technically counts as a whole scene? Because I say so?) of former heroes! And now I'm half a scene into the scene that got me stuck because I was really worrying about what would happen once I got there, and half a scene away from finally finally finally being finished chapter six!

#and I got milk (the last one in the store actually) #and bagels #TWO bagels #and once i'm finished chapter six i'll be into chapter seven which is exactly halfway through my outline! #this scene was worrying me because it's from wayne munson's perspective #and I don't know the s4 characters well enough to be confident in my characterisation #but I forgot two very important things: 1) how much I fucking love outsider POV #and 2) how very very many late-middle-aged midwestern men I have known in my life #so. we're rolling.

[datapancakes]

#kdhdjfj #marcy wu #anne boonchuy #the core #amphibia #amphibia spoilers #two bagels #🥯🥯 #pancake art

[sketchbook-rose]

#wanderhome veteran #lion #two bagels #wanderhome #my art #sketchbook rose #graphite pencil

[megabonniex]

XML just wants two pizzas...

#mbx's art #fnf au #friday night funkin #friday night funkin au #fnf #xml #xml hatsune #girl #girl gearest #xml's insane side #insane xml #meme #two bagels meme #two bagels #fnf au xml

[overheardschoolbus]

Driver: What’s the warmest thing you can think of?

Kinder 1: Hot cocoa!

Driver: Is there anything warmer than hot cocoa?

Kinder 2: The sun!

Driver: Is there anything warmer than the sun?

Kinder 1: Two hot cocoas!

#it’s giving #two bagels #in the end we agreed the warmest thing we could think of was #two hot cocoas on the sun #bus quote #bus conversation #MINNE #we call kindergarteners Kinders #but since Kinder is technically plural #shouldn’t we call them Kinds?? #i’m so confused #all the morphology errors please

[themanyadventures0fknb]

Saturday, June 24th, 2023

The Bagel Nook in Princeton, NJ.

The creations are endless here! I had the Avocado Blast Bagel and the hubby had the Generously Genoa.

The Avocado Blast consisted of your choice of bagel which mine was the Nacho Cheese Doritos and it had eggs and pepper jack cheese, double hash brown and avocado with lettuce and tomato (I swore it had bacon, but maybe not). The hubby had his on a Hot Flammin’ Cheetos bagel with thinly sliced salami grilled with 2 eggs and generous amounts of cheese (melted). They both were very, very good bagels! Definitely worth a second trip.

I would rate the avocado blast 8/10 and the hubby rates his an 8/10 as well.

🥯👌🏻

#foodie #foodielove #foodie lover #food adventures #foodporn #bagels #yummy things #so yummy #yummyinmytumbly #yummyinmytummy #adventures #taste test #delicious #food photography #food photos #foodphotography #foodphotooftheday #carbs #two bagels #yummyinthetummy #food #breakfast #breakfast food #avocado #hot cheetos #nacho #doritos

[stealingyourbones]

Hey if you're still in your food crimes era id like to suggest something I want to try, but alas my college dorm is not equipped with an oven.

Gatorade bread.

Or really any beverage since bread is essentially just flour yeast and liquid. I'd be interested to see what you can come up with considering the various horrific alcohols and the way you predicted Stardew 1.6 in the worst way possible

Woke up, opened my phone, and saw this after a horrible nights sleep… ya know I think the day is gonna be a good one.

My personal favorite bread recipe to use is the No Knead Bread by The NY Times. It takes a day or so but the bread it makes is basically pseudo sourdough. It’s delicious and I’ve made countless bread bowls from it.

You know what? Fuck it. The time is worth it.

The real question is what type of Gatorade do I use?

#do I make one or two half batches of dough with different Gatorade flavors? #do I make Gatorade bread sticks #or Gatorade bagels #bones speaks #bones culinary crimes #no idea if prev is a tag I use but it fits #bones replies

[himbolithium]

old atsv doodles

#doodles #spider man #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #spider punk #hobie brown #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv #everything everywhere all at once #eeaao #my two fav movies #both ironically about bagels and multiverses #I swear I draw new stuff guys #scott pilgrim #why did I do a Scott pilgrim crossover #that’s a good question

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the cognitive dissonance of eating my forty cent cucumber herb n cream cheese bagel that i brought from home whilst looking at an airport cafe menu asking me to pay sixteen dollars for damn near the same item

#travel is weird #UK 2023: vacation hullabaloo #the bagel was part of a 5 pack for two bucks #food

[jayzelnut]

I had the sudden and intense urge to draw Very Big Women

I ask them to step on me and Diana just pats me on the head like a little dog :,))

#they're so fucking huge #cassie looks short but she's 6 feet tall #the only acceptable height for diana is like 6'8 #also listen i drew two hands i REFUSE to draw eight #wonder woman #diana prince #diana of themyscira #wonder girl #donna troy #artemis #artemis grace #artemis of bana mighdall #cassie sandsmark #wonderfam #dc #dc comics #dcu #bagel art

[htub]

AU where Clark Kent is NOT Superman and just a normal human guy that's really intense about bagels. Everything else still happens

#my adventures with superman #two talks #lois still suspects him and everything coincides perfectly with clark and superman's presence/absence #but no he's really just getting another bagel

[knickknacksandallthat]

now all i can think about is matt asking jean if he and kevin have bumped baguettes yet and the chaos that follows

anon, the gift that keeps on giving...Matt's completely inappropriate use of french pastries:

*Jeremy, Jean, and Kevin return from hospital*

MATT: Hey, you guys are back! Great! We have a question for you.

AARON: *sliding hand over face* oh no.

DAN: *pointing finger at Matt* Matthew Donovan Boyd, don't you dare-

MATT: so, I mean, clear this up for us if you can, boys. What exactly are you doing with Kev?

JEREMY: *visibly confused* You mean...other than taking him home from the hospital?

MATT: And?

JEAN: And what?

MATT: Come on, Moreau, don't play dumb. Tell us - are you and Knox bumping baguettes together with him?

JEAN: *deadeyeing matt now* What.

AARON: Jesus fucking Christ, Boyd.

ALLISON: Shush, don't stop them - I'm recording.

MATT: Dude, I'm just saying - are you putting the tang in his tart? The cream in his eclair? The flake in his croissant? The meringue in his macaron? The pain in his au chocolat? The tutti in his frutti?

KEVIN: *brow furrowed as he turns to Jean* Are you suddenly opening a French bakery that I'm unaware of?

JEAN: *handing his coat to Jeremy and rolling up his sleeves* Boyd, in the name of Kevin's honor and justice for all of France, prepare to have your ass kicked.

Part 2 to this ask

#cue chaos and kevin's apartment going to shambles #just another fox reunion #wymack doesn't even blink when neil answers kevin's phone only to find #renee standing on top of a thoroughly pissed jean #boyd up in dan's arms like a frightened cat #kevin with his hair standing on end and face red as he stands between the two snapping something #Allison gleefully still recording on her cell phone #aaron and katelyn packing up to leave #while Andrew and Jeremy sit in the background eating bagels with strawberry cream #hell yes I'm pushing the Knox/Minyard friendship agenda #I just feel like for some reason if anyone was going to get to Andrew it'd be Jeremy #brilliant add anon #fic asks #a fallen star #my works #kevin day #jeremy knox #jean moreau #kerejean #matt boyd #aftg #all for the game #lovely people #thank you for the ask anon!