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heeeeey giiirlie

heeeeeiiiiieieieieiiy gooooririrlie

HEEEEYYY GIRRRRRLIEIIEIE

#i say to my friends #who have not seen #fantasy high junior year #and think #i am insane #d20 fhjy #fantasy high #kristen applebees #my beloved

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@chronic-pessimist0b

this is the most jegulus variant that ever varianted and i cannot and will not ever get over it

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Things my friend group has done that gives off marauders era vibes.

1.asking random people for weed for 20 cents (barty/remus)

2. Dipping into another store because the group won't move fast enough (regulus)

3. Slut dropping infront of teachers and being purposely gay infront of them (sirius)

4. Bringing ballet shoes and everyone trying them on at lunch (Pandora)

5. Randomly biting any body part of the friend group that comes close(Barty)

6.drinking spicy juice from a maccas pop top juice (Marlene/remus/dorcas)

7.sitting on the floor infront of a pepper pig ride and gayifying themselves because the parents won't let them (barty/regulus/evan/pandora)

8. Climbing up things (james/evan)

There is so much more should I make a part 2

#reminds me of the time #i decided i NEEDED to be up on the roof of my school #instead of in my class yk #but i ran into THE TEACHER I WAS MEANT TO HAVE #and we both sorta just looked at each other #before i walked back down the roof and into the class #only to find said teacher #in the class already

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#normalise making things while sobbing <3 #no actually though i enjoy this poem #poetry #poems on tumblr #words words words #short poem #poems and poetry #now i'm not saying #james potter #but-

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she's so me <3

sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:

the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth

the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck

the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger

a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist

sexy pirate

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WHAT THE FUCK OLIVRTE????/ WAS I ??/IM?? DISTRAUGHT>>???

getting my hair cut at 12:30 tomorrow and ive told absolutely no one, not even my sister who i live with. this is how i implement a little bit of evil into my life.

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things my art teacher has done that makes me giggle

did drag nights at our catholic school <3

put on Ru Paul's Drag Race to show us "performance art" as a concept and DEFINITELY not cause he wanted to start writing "sashay away" and "Shantay you stay" on our essays

made us use pink highlighters cause Mardi Gras was that weekend

told a girl she was worse than "satan's piss drinking competition" cause she called someone a fag

showed us a Britney Broski video during class

brought his wife into class and stated that if you do not love art "like this" then fully made out with his wife for a solid minute to "get out of his class"

keeps gummy bears on hand cause once my blood sugar was low

encouraged a bunch of older teens to get drunk, do shrooms, smoke weed, have sex and then make art

exclaimed happily his wife and him used they/them as well

told us NEVER to smoke cigarettes but if you're addicted to vapes maybe then smoke cigs

replied to my email asking for advice on my essays with "🤓"

wore a shirt that "monogamy is bullshit" and then the back said "so long as your partner agrees" under his usual button ups

keeps tampons and pads on him though he encourages menstrual cups

#one time he gave me a hug after i made an artwork about SA #and then a kiss on the head after i made an artwork about my family #he has his ears pierced #honestly he's insane #i love him though #art teacher #they're al #they're all so silly #he's babygirl #gay art teacher #in spirit #art

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my biggest fear? someone walks in on me eating pickles from the jar and fisting vegan cheese and i look like a freak

#vegan cheese FUCKS #so do pickles

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jegulus texting

Reg: JAMES JUST GO TO THE LOO

James: if you wanted me to take my pants off all you had to do was ask, darling

Reg: no. nope. fuck you. find a loo. I'm trying to be HELPFUL.

James: fuck me? please do ;)

Reg: JAMES

James: what?

Reg: what do you MEAN what

James: did i do something?

Reg: YES

James: damn i didn't even notice

Reg: you are going to drive me mad

James: good, madness looks nice on you

Reg: JAMES okay, have you gone to the loo yet i feel like i am babysitting a small child

James: oh i went like ten minutes ago

Reg: you fucking arsehole

-- extra --

James: i hope you know i’m grinning like an idiot, I’m awfully proud of myself

Reg: yeah I bet you are

James: you okay over there, love? need someone to come kiss your face better? all that burning can’t be comfortable

Reg: you are not helping and you know it

James: who said i wanted to help

#forgor #this gem was on my old account

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i NEED to get out all my religion knowledge, for paganism mostly!

so I am working on a silly little google doc that will have everything baby witches and followers could need <3

if you have things you want included or have any questions ask!!

#hehe #baby witch #baby wiccan #religion is super important to me! #and i wanna share my spiritualitiy #spirituality #spiritualgrowth #spiritual awakening #if enough people like it i'll post more about it!!

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"momma didn't raise no quitter" gang my mother didn't raise me

#fym #she didn't raise SHIT #i hope people get this

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i have no clue why this scratches my brain juuuuust right

mayhaps i could… see the police chart?????

if you mean the fantasy high quantum lesbian polycule i will share it of course:

i am deeply passionate about this pls hmu with any questions

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y'all's bloods sugar ever get so low you feel the need to rip your skin off?

#just me? ok #diabetes #t1d #honestly fucked up

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he's so stupid i love him

#clown sex be crazy

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James "IS IT NORMAL TO LIKE GIRLS FACES AND BOYS FACES" Potter Sirius "Duh, everyone wants to fuck everyone" Black

Remus "Exactly! It's just what being a teen is" Lupin and Peter "You are ALL gay and stupid" Pettigrew

#james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #the maruaders #they are DUMB #regulus black #wolfstar #starchaser

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maybe the funniest thing i've ever said

not to sound like im wildly in love with him but he DID send this so clearly he gets me