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worm!john....

dialogue from mailbag #5 (abridged)

#sherlock holmes #sherlock and co

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Sorry for the long post :)

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#sherlock #acd holmes #cool stuff

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no i dont have a crush on you haha... unless... haha im just kidding.... but what if i borrowed you my bentley and followed you to a sacred place that is against my very existence just to please you and damn myself to thirty five years of suffering in hell just to see you smile and abandon everything i've ever had just to run off to a nebula with you and still wait for you outside your bookshop after you left me and watch you go just to hurt myself.... im just kidding of course i dont have a crush on you hahahaha that would be crazy haha

#pov you are aziraphale and crowley is word vomiting #ineffable lovers #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens crowley #good omens aziraphale #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #GO #go2 spoilers #good omens memes

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

#what the fuck

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The creator of Zepotha has released a competition to create a short movie for Zepotha that ends in a month.

The prize you ask? 500 euros and whatever happens in your movie to be the ‘canon’.

If we average you getting ≈480 hours (with the assumption you do nothing besides work on said short film and rest) to work on this movie in a month, you would be getting paid 1.04 euros per hour.

Think about that.

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insert something smart about how when tumblr makes a fake movie, there is cohesion in character and storylines and the fandom is developed through analytical essays and character studies, but when tiktok makes a trend about a fake movie, it is spread by bombarding small content creators with unrelated comments, disregarding the videos actual content and effort and making people focus on their appearances

#do u know how frustrating it is to look in a videos comments expecting funny stuff and then seeing 'omg u look like ADIHJKSDM from zepotha' #like ok i wasnt the most involved goncharov fan either but lets be fr #zepotha #goncharov #shitpost

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I stated in the replies that I, personally, DO NOT lump ineffable husbands together with destiel and the other ships mentioned, only that they are widely considered similar by mainstream media.

So I'm not sure why you decided to hide my said reply on the matter on your repost - a reply, mind you, in which I explicitly agreed with someone that said they thought Ineffable husbands did not belong in the same category as the other ships.

Not sure what you're playing at, but it's not cool.

(PS. here's the link to the Buzzfeed article mentioned in my reply in case you actually want to see an example of how mainstream media groups various ships together, and not just dump the blame on random people)

I think it genuinely cannot be overstated how important that kiss in season 2 of Good Omens was.

From a plot standpoint, that kiss showed Crowley's desperate attempts to keep Aziraphale, to reel him in and back to the Us that they had built upon.

But from just a show standpoint, they. fucking. kissed.

Obviously their love transcends physicality, and Neil has said that Good Omens is a love story even before season 2, but the outright confirmation of a widely popular queer ship ON SCREEN is just so... Unheard of.

Every fandom or show has their trademark gay couple that aren't-really-gay-but-also-kind-of-are-gay: Merlin and Arthur, Sherlock and John (very heavy offender), Dean and Castiel (okay this one was canon, but we all know what happened IMMEDIATELY afterwards), and I suppose at some point Ineffable Husbands had just been included in the same category as the rest of them.

And to have it be moved from mostly fandom and fan work fuelled to outright canon - like 'they fucking kissed on screen' canon - is just so fucking fantastic.

It's not vague, it's not lines that are blurred for the sake of being on the fence of appealing to two audiences at once, and it's not only canon because the creator just said it's canon without rhyme or reason purely for the sake of appealing to a queer audience (looking at you, Ms J. K. Rowling) - it's undeniable, blatant evidence that Crowley and Aziraphale are in love.

And yes, at the moment it's devastating, but it's also devastatingly real. And that's so important.

Especially with the release of Our Flag Means Death, I really do hope we are entering a new era in mainstream media where queer ships finally aren't treated as some sort of mysterious prize that the writers dangle in front of you like a carrot on a stick, and are just simply treated like any other ship out there.

Because if so, then queer kids will be growing up to these shows, see this new era of unabashedly queer media, and won't have to hide away their ships like some dirty little secret. They won't have to wonder if their representation is even representation. They won't have to get excited over being able to see the small chance of themselves represented in a character only to be let down so incredibly badly, because queerness is good only when it's marketable.

So sure, ending season 2 like that is fucking crazy, but you know what's crazier? Whatever the fuck Neil just did with that kiss.

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Here is my reply to the removal of my books, including The Fault in Our Stars and Looking for Alaska, from the Young Adult library shelves from the suburbs just north of my hometown of Indianapolis.

#GO JOHN #banning books and literature is unconstitutional. THERE I SAID IT #i would not be the same person i am today if i was not exposed to john green books when i was a wee little lad #and i think people should be allowed to have their john green era just like mine

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wives! yippee

#my brain has just melted #ineffable wives #good omens #good omens 2

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Hi, Neil. This is not the first ask I've sent you and I know you're very busy so I apologize. I just wanted to let you know, because I know how much you enjoy our pain, that my partner finished GO season 2 late last night and I woke up this morning to nine voice messages and forty six texts from him. Most of the voice messages were unintelligible because of how hard he was crying but here's a little piece from one of them: "... Like, he's such a great author and such a great person...[unintelligible sobbing]... why would he do this to us?!" I was hoping that maybe you could respond with something to assure him that our Ineffable Husbands will be okay. I really need help cheering him up, he's very upset. His name is Kai and he really is a sweetheart - very tenderhearted so he took it pretty hard. We're both big fans of yours so it would mean a lot, but I completely understand if you're too busy.

Much love,

Blu

Tell him it's okay to feel things and to care about fictional people and about stories. And reassure him that this story is not yet finished. This was the quiet and romantic jam in the apocalypse sandwich, and we have a way to go before it's done.

#neil ' quiet and romantic' gaiman strikes again #good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens 2

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girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

#oh my god this is so fucking funny im in shambles #good omens #good omens 2 #neil gaiman being an icon like always #good omens 2 spoilers

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SPOILERS FOR GOOD OMENS SEASON 2

This probably wasn't intentional but I can't get it out of my head.

The nebula Crowley created looks very similar to The Eagle Nebula which is famous for being the location of the Pillars of Creation. The Eagle Nebula lies in the SERPENS constellation.

Here's the heart breaking thing. As we obviously know, post-fall Crowley is a snake demon with permanent snake eyes.

Snake vision is dichromatic. They predominantly see in hues of greens and blues. Red and yellow light wavelengths arn't usually on their visual spectrum.

Imagine creating this nebula. The gorgeous reds, yellows and oranges. Now imagine being punished for asking questions by being given snake eyes. Ones that only see blues and greens.

Now imagine wearing glasses not only to cover up your non human eyes, but because they are specialized to allow the colourblind to see a full spectrum of colour.

You take them off when you are in the presence of the person you trust most, because with them and in their space you feel safe enough to be vulnerable.

You take them off to declare your love to that someone.

That someone, the one person who you can feel vulnerable with, who knows your history and who you are safe to be yourself with, chooses not you, but the people who took away your ability to see the beauty you once created.

Poor Crowley.

#thanks this was devastating #go2 spoilers #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers

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okay we already know Aziraphale was controlling the humans at the ball and that's how they knew the dance moves.

cool quick question though

WHAT ABOUT HIM

how did HE know what moves to do? are he and Aziraphale THAT connected that he simply just....knows???

#i think they are #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 spoilers

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They're dancing.🤲🤲🤲

#they’re so in LOVE #me when ineffable husbands are holding hands in any kind of situation (INTERLOCKING FINGERS) #i’m actually so not ok about them #good omens #good omens 2

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hi uh this isn’t really a question but I just want to thank you for saving me from killing myself

I want to thank you for not killing yourself. Well done.

#cw suicide #MR NEIL GAIMAN😭😭😭😭 #am i in tears?? yeah probably

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crowley single dad arc

i was listening to the poem “the orange” by wendy cope and I was blessed with a vision of crowley and muriel sharing and orange and crowley smiling for the first time since azi left.

I really really hope s3 involves Crowley becoming some what of a parent/mentor to muriel as they try to learn about the human world. I adore theyre dynamic and I need to believe that post s3 crowley has something nice to do instead of just crying.

#BEAUTIFUL #ok and now i'm thinking about the other poem about oranges that goes like something like #'my best friend can't peel oranges and i peel them for her. i hope she never learns how to peel oranges' #and now i'm thinking about that but with this dynamic and ineffable husbands and now i'm crying #amazing art op i hope both sides of your pillows are cold #good omens #good omens 2