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misterruse · 2 years
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Remember the guy Connie was talking to at the end of the latest seaon?
Yep.
Okay, can I have a moment? You see this guy over here?
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That’s Samuel. He was in the earlier episodes: as the guy who told the Drill Sergeant that he wanted to serve the King, and the guy who was shot through the leg by Sasha to prevent him falling to his death. We didn’t see…
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misterruse · 2 years
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UPDATE: Because we cannot have nice things in this world the image has been updated.
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Because it violated Wikipedia's fanart guideline the image had Sherlock Holmes replaced by a neutral human figure. The original image can still be found in the image history. But it gets better, because the original image was just this:
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Which really shows how big the Arambourgiania was.
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So I was looking around on Wikipedia and stumbled upon the page for the Arambourgiania, an extinct genus of Pterosaur and there was a helpful size chart with big flappy, a Tyrannosaur, one of those proto-birds that ran around millions of years ago and... Benedict Cumberbatch.
Why is he there? What is he doing there? What powers does he possess? What does he know that we do not?
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misterruse · 2 years
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Crossover fanfic writers be like:
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Yes this is real.
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misterruse · 3 years
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Happy 10/25, everyone!
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misterruse · 3 years
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So I was looking around on Wikipedia and stumbled upon the page for the Arambourgiania, an extinct genus of Pterosaur and there was a helpful size chart with big flappy, a Tyrannosaur, one of those proto-birds that ran around millions of years ago and... Benedict Cumberbatch.
Why is he there? What is he doing there? What powers does he possess? What does he know that we do not?
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misterruse · 5 years
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Back for relevance.
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Witches be trippen’!!!!!
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misterruse · 6 years
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An overview of the various characters from the eight (and a half) console and handheld Mario Kart games.
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misterruse · 6 years
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Isn’t that cropped from a porn image?
my gf: am I pretty?
me: the prettiest girl around
my gf: as pretty as the cartoon girl on your phone lock screen?
me:
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misterruse · 6 years
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misterruse · 6 years
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Chumby
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misterruse · 6 years
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Birthday: March 21st, 1987.
Timmy Turner is 30 years old as of right now.
And if you count that one time he wished he could remain 10 years old and keep his Fairy Godparents forever and has wished so 50 years ago he would have lived for 80 years in three decades.
Timmy Turner is a grown-ass man older than I am. I am both terrified and reminded of my aging.
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misterruse · 7 years
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Witch: makes her own mixtape
Warmage: only gets good workout music
Shaman: appeases the spirits of sick beats to obtain music
Paladin: buys albums, collections, greatest hits, t-shirts and other merchandize and goes to concerts... but only if the band remains wholesome
Necromancer: summons the spirits of dead musicians to play for them
Psion: forces band to give them free CDs
sorcerers are just wizards that commit piracy
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misterruse · 7 years
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Commemorative Belgian 2 euro coin made in celebration of 10 years of the third stage of the European Monetary Union (EMU). So yes, this is shitty EMU money.
I would like to remind you all that the Euro is real money and that this coin is legal tender.
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misterruse · 7 years
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That would be 60,96 meters, by the way.
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misterruse · 8 years
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It’s from the Hebrew version which uses the word “Ruach”, which can mean things like spirit, courage, vigor, soul but also breath. Hence, He has given us of His Breath.
oh my god I just realized
John is going to be the “doctor” to heal the Alpha Timeline
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misterruse · 8 years
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You have three weeks to prepare. On 4/13 the Homestuck fans will return to Tumblr and flood your dash with their posts.
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