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Little Mermaid
Five Hargreeves x mermaid reader
Summary: Five and his family are finally taking a vacation! When Five stumbles on a little mermaid that loves looking at him.
The picture at the bottom is not mine credits to the creator I just colored her how I imagined her.
Five surveyed the ocean and breathed in and out, smelling the salty water. He took in the view. He walked towards a rock and saw a little secluded place. It looked like no one went there at all. Five turned towards where his family was and recognized that he walked further from the public beach and was more at a place that felt sacred in a way. Well it looked like it with just a glance. He kept going and slowly sat himself towards the sand. He gazed at the ocean and felt the waves crashing closely to where he was. It's not that he didn’t want to be with his family. After all, they did save the planet 8 years ago. He was finally 21, an “adult” even though he was 66 years old mentally. He just needed some space from his overly excited golden retriever brother Klaus and his chihuahua brothers and sister. He zoned back when he heard a splash close to him. His eyebrows furrowed and he squinted to see if he was able to calculate where it was coming from. That's when he saw it. A splash of a tail. He blinked multiple times. He was imagining stuff right? No way he just saw a tail that looked nothing like a fish or any other type of sea animal that he knew had a tail. Five slowly stood up and slowly took steps towards the ocean. He didn't want to scare whatever type of new animal he just discovered. Once he was waist deep he saw it.
He rubbed his eyes to see if maybe it was light that was deceiving him but no. There in front of him was a real mermaid swimming around. He took in her features. Her skin wasn't a normal color, it was more like an ice blue color. It actually looked pretty on her, he thought. Her hair color was a white silver with some blue tint at the bottom. What really interested him was her tail. It was an azure blue, it was long and wide, maybe around two to three feet longer than normal legs, her tail was wavy like a flowing dress. He knew that there wasn't a color that would match her tail,her scales glittered when the sun hit them making them look like diamonds. He didn't notice himself getting closer to the mermaid until he couldn't feel the ground with his feet. He panicked for a bit but then actually moved his arms and legs to not drown himself. When he calmed down and made sure he looked where land was he looked back where the mermaid was but he let out a small scream and backed away. Turns out the mermaid caught him and swam closer to inspect him seeing as she has never seen a human up close. You tilted your head when Five did it too, you kept copying his movements until he gently pushed you away from him. His hands were a bit shaky when he grabbed your shoulders. He cleared his throat which you mimicked also, finding whatever he does fascinating.
“I…I’m Five.” He gently murmured towards you. 
You blinked your eyes and tilted your head. You copied his lip movements but nothing came out. He eyed you, confused why you haven’t said anything. His eyes widened and he let out a small ‘oh’. He guessed you didn’t understand what he was saying. Until you grabbed his head and kissed him. His eyes widened and he didn’t know if he should push you away or not. The first physical girl/mermaid that he interacts with more and not counting his family or the people that want to kill him and she steals his first kiss (Dolores stole many kisses from him but he could never feel her soft lips on his skin). When you let go of him you were sofly panting while he was catching his breath from that intense kiss you gave him.
“I..I /N… Y/…N '' you stuttered. It was your first time talking in the human language. You didn’t even know if you said your name right.
 Mermish was the language the mermaids spoke but if spoken in land it sounded harsh and raspy, like a scream. Five stared at you confused and still a bit dazed from the kiss. He didn't know why you kissed him. Was this how mermaids introduced each other? He didn’t know. You smile at him so innocently and giggle. He kept blinking and just stared at you. He finally coughed and cleared his throat.
“Y… yeah I’m Five… Five Hargreeves. You said your name was Y/N?” He softly questioned you. 
You looked at him for a minute trying to understand the question he just asked you and you nodded your head eagerly. You were too excited to finally talk to someone that wasn’t a merperson. You swam from side to side wondering what else you will be able to learn about this human. Five nodded and hesitated in asking about your kind. He’s read too many books whether real or not about the merpeople and knew they were secretive. What he wanted to ask was why you kissed him out of nowhere. So he did.
“So so so why… Why did you kiss me? Is that how you introduced each other?” Five questioned you. He did want to know in case he ever encountered another merpeople, (which he hoped not since he for some reason will feel guilty). You looked at him and shook your head.
“No… I wish to know languages… not good…I kiss to know human language” You replied back to him, still smiling at him. Five’s face grew hot at what you just said, and so casually too like it was normal. Jesus you will be someone interesting this vacation. He knew he won't be able to get rid of you so easily now. 
Five gave out a small laugh and shook his head. Well at least now he was able to somewhat understand you. Your English wasn't the best and your sentences were somewhat out of place but that's all right. You giggled back seeing as he wont be a harm to you. You couldn't wait to gush to your best friend about this Five human. Five then started swimming towards the shore seeing as he was tired of trying not to drown. You tilted your head questioning in your head why he was leaving when you swam under and saw his legs, your eyes widened in fascination and touched his feet. Five felt the touch and tried to hurried it up, he shook his leg wanting you to stop touching his leg. He got closer and shook his head like a dog. he sat close to the ocean where the sand met the water so you don't have to come out not knowing if you'll be able to survive or not. You popped your head out of the water and laugh. he looked at you and let out a chuckle. You were one fascinating creature. He mentioned you to get a little closer to him so he would be able to talk to you then screaming and exposing you.
You smiled widely and swam a bit too excited towards him. You kept staring at his features. You again leaned close to his face almost touching nose to nose. Five's face flushed at the sudden movement but didn't move at all. She admired the way this particular human looked. He had an olive tint to his skin nothing like the icy blue she had. His hair was a chestnut color, his eye color reminded her of the seaweed she will mostly use, but they had a speck of gold on them when the light hit his eyes. She moves her head a bit to look more at him. His physique wasn't exactly muscular, but the hard outlines of his body still captivated you. Your eyes drank in the sight of him, lingering on the way his chest rose and fell with the quickening pace of his breath, before trailing down the soft expanse of his stomach. Five let out a small mewl, you didn't know that you were turning him on. It was just the way your burned on his skin, the way she took the sight of him like she could ravish him and he will let her.
Five grabbed your shoulders and gently pushed you away, the way you were drinking him in will make him go feral and he didn't know if he would be able to control himself. You tilted your head, your furrowed in confusion not knowing what you did wrong. You looked at his face turning crimson, his breathing was irregular. You put your hand on his chest and leaned your head to hear his heartbeat, closing your eyes taking it in. Five's mind stopped working right there. All the blood rushed towards his cock and he had to stop himself from grabbing you and kissing you. Well fuck this cute innocent's mermaid. By the end of this summer he will make you squirm just for him.
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Behind close doors +18
Five Hargreeves x reader
Warning: this is my first smut so please bare with me I had to get some ideas from other books.
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You’ve been a wife of Five Hargreeves for almost six years. You both have been working the commission for a while, Five being the owner and you who has been the co-owner. He was used to your tantics and you were used to his bluntness. As of right now you were sitting at your own desk and he was sitting on his desk, doing his work with a scowl on his face and a serious face. You on the other hand were spinning on your chair and throwing paper balls towards your husband, making him more annoyed than usual.
“Will you stop that?!” He said annoyed at you. You stopped spinning already feeling dizzy and looked at him with a playful grin. You tilted your head and put your hand on your desk and smiled ‘sickenly sweet’ at your husband.
“What, I'm not doing anything wrong, my love?” you replied to him, you made another paper ball and threw it up and down playing with it instead of throwing at him. He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, knowing he wouldn't dare blow up on you. He breathed and looked at the mess of paper balls littering his desk and the office. 
“Honey, I love you but stop throwing those paper balls. I'm trying to work. Do you really have to act like this?” he asked gently. He knew you easily got sentimental, that was one of the things he actually loved about you but hated at the same time. You give him a blank face and stare at him.
“Five…. You should know by now that that's how I am. If you have an issue with it, stick it up your ass.” Well turns out you weren't going to get sentimental today but have an attitude with him. Something must have happened in the morning or between work for you to get an attitude. He’s taken aback by your words not used to you being rude to him. He sighs and hopes this attitude of yours will go away by the time it's lunch.
“My love, I don't have an issue but I'm trying to finish these reports, being the owner of the commission isnt easy and my wife isn't helping that's all.” he said softly and with care that it makes you stop with the petty attitude and look at him with love. You smile at him and sigh softly. You get up from your desk and walk towards his desk and sit on it, you cross your legs making your skirt lift a bit.
“I'm sorry my love, but I did help you….i just finish fast…do you…do you want me to help you with some of the paperwork, or want me to bring lunch?” You ask gently, looking at him with a  soft look. Five looks at you and looks down at your skirt rising up that gets his attention. 
“That… that sounds good honey.. how… how about food ... .pizza… sounds good ... .yeah…mhmm.” He says distractedly, his eyes looking at your plump thighs. His words trail off at what you were saying. You look at him confused and stare at him when you see he's not even paying attention at you but your thighs. You sigh and snap your fingers at him.
“Hey! Hey! My eyes are up here mister.” You playfully scold him. He immediately snaps out of the trance and looks away, his face flushed from embarrassment from being caught. You giggle and lean down giving him a view of your chest which makes him look and gulp, getting distracted again. He felt like he was sweating. You gave him a peck and leaned back straight. His eyes darted towards yours and he weakly smiled at you feeling nervous out of nowhere. Why? He didn't know, he's been married to you for more than half a decade yet he still got nervous and flustered. Maybe you've been the distraction all along. You hopped down from his desk making your skirt rise a bit more, giving him a small view of your lace see through panties. He gulped and prayed to god you wouldn't notice his semi-hard on. You pull your skirt down, hiding that pretty cunt from his view. You smiled innocently at him and walked towards the door to head towards the break room for some food.
“H..hey w…wait… i uhh… w…where are…where are you going?” his voice went an octave higher than usual and he licked his lips and cleared his throat. Asking you again, but a bit better. You looked at him confused and pointed towards the door. 
“Honey, you said you were hungry… So I'm going to get us food, you also mentioned pizza, so I'm going to check the break room for some. If not , I'll go to the pizza place that's right around the corner.” you said with a smile on your face.
 He nodded his head slowly and looked away. He grabbed his wallet and put his hand out with some cash in it. You looked at his hand and walked towards him and grabbed the cash from him. you leaned down again and gave him a peck on the cheek. You thanked him and walked out the door towards the break room. Once you close the door, he lets out a groan. He looked down at his lap and flushed. Well fuck, what was a semi hard on turned into an actual hard on when you leaned again, giving him a view of your breasts. They were big enough that even one of his hands couldn't fit a whole one. They were spongy on his hand and they would bounce when you rode him. He groaned and stared down. His pants were feeling tight now at the images he was having in his head. 
He softly pants and stares at the door, his desk was facing the door so nobody was going to see him jack off, either way they had to knock first before coming inside his office. He slowly pulls his pants down and then his boxers, he feels embarrassed doing this in broad daylight and his office but it was all your fault he told himself. He looked at his shaft and slowly grabbed it. He hissed, when was the last time you both have done it he thought. That's right, he thought it had been two weeks. You both have been busy running the company that everytime, either of you wants to do it the other isn’t in the mood. He slowly started pumping himself; he sighs in bliss. Well fuck all he needed was you on your knees looking at him with your ‘innocent’ eyes and he will die a happy man. He didn't notice you came in, opening the door slowly. Five groans, tilting his head back at the scenarios he was making up in his head about you,speeding up his hand. 
You put the food down on your desk and slowly walked towards him, you saw his face and smirked loving the way you could easily make him into putty even when you weren't around him. You quietly took off your heels and made your way towards him. You held his hand and he jumped and opened his eyes and froze. He looked at you with a panicked face not knowing what you would say. You sat on his lap and started giving him open kisses on his neck making him let out breathy moans. You started to actually leave hickeys on his neck, accidentally leaving one on his white crisp shirt. You give him a loving smile and slowly get on your knees. His breathing hitches and he starts breathing heavily looking at you with wide eyes. Once on your knees you look at him with a cute innocent face and smirk, and you kiss his tip. 
“Barely touched you.” He looks at you about to open his mouth when you lean over and lick him. His breathing stutters and he groans softly. He doesn’t know where to put his hands. You look at him and lick him from the balls all the way to his pink mushroom head. He groans a bit louder and tilts his head back on the chair.
“Dar… darling….I… do… don’t stop p..please..” He softly moans out, finally grabbing your head with one of his hands and using the other to grip his chair. His jaw clenched, his tip oozing only for you to press a thumb across his slit licking the bitter taste. Five tries to guide your head to his cock, you stop him and lather his cock with your spit. His breath kept stuttering, his eyes glazing over looking at you. 
“My… my wife is… is so slutty… huh?” He stammers. His head leans back again and he moans. You come back to his tip, grabbing his base to take him into your mouth. You keep sucking, slowly savoring him in your mouth. Your mouth travels further down his cock, slowly swirling your tongue around it. 
You start to slowly take him, he pushes your head making you gag, the noise makes his cock throb inside your mouth. Fuck how long has it been since you guys had sex? Maybe in two weeks. Work has just been piling up and with him being the owner and you being co-owner made you both busy. Not today he thought. With you sucking him off like a lollipop he was in bliss. You moaned on his cock and sucked him, saliva dripping from our mouth to his balls. You knew he was close with the stutter of his breath and his pants. His hips kept lifting, making you gag more than the beginning. He started whimpering a bit loudly, telling you he was close. You feel the first rope of cum in your mouth and you swallow it. You pumped him, making him whine for the overstimulation. You slow your movement and pop him out of your mouth breathing heavily. You finally stare at his face and you smirk deviously, loving the way you left him.
You knew you were wet. The way you could make your husband submit to you made you wet and horny. You slowly stood up wobbling a bit from being on your knees for a while just to give him pleasure. He looked at you with a fucked up face and smile wobbly at you. You giggled and kissed his cheek. You were about to walk towards your desk when he grabbed you and turned you around so you were facing his desk. Your top half of your body laying on his desk and the bottom half facing him. You felt his hands go towards your shirt and rip it from you, making you gasp in shock. You felt him lift your skirt, he held your ass, spreading it making you whine. He chuckles and pulls your panties down. He doesn't give you time to ask him what he was doing because, next thing you know he fills you up in one swift motion. You moan not expecting the stretch. It's been a while since you had your daily dose of cock inside you. He groans and grips your hips. He feels so much deeper, so much bigger inside of you in this position, that's why it was his top favorite one. He starts slow at first, not used to your tight cunt.
“F…Fuck darling.. You’re so… fhuck tight!” he groans, leaning on your back and he pants on your ear making you whimper. He grins loving the way he can make you stupid with just his cock inside of you. He knows you can make him submissive, but he has you wrapped around his cockand make you into the little slut that you are only to him.
He starts to finally move, slow at first but then grabs a speed. You try to stand on your tippy toes but the way he’s grabbing your hips and pushing you towards him makes your legs wobble. He grabs your chin and kisses your lips, biting the bottom one. He slaps your ass, making you moan. His eyes widen when you start pushing your hips back into him. His cocked throbbed inside you and he lifted your torso from the desk and held you by the neck. His breath is hot on your skin as he pants. He let out a breathy laugh.
“Does my little slut want me to go faster? Want me to make you scream so anyone passing by hears your moans?” he whispers. 
Your brain turned to mush, his words made your pussy throb. “Please Five! Oh God yes!” You cry out, too drunk on his cock pounding inside of you. You dig your nails on the hand that's holding your waist, clinging to him. 
Your eyes shut, and you scream his name as you come. Five lets out the most animalistic groan as he comes, his hips thrusting into you until he cant anymore. He breathes in your smell, smelling like honey and vanilla. He sighs in bliss still inside you. He slowly pulls his cock out of you, and your cunt twitches. You whimper at the feel of it and he kisses all over your body. He sits back on his chair and he slowly pulls you to his lap. He caresses your hair and starts rubbing soft circles on your thighs. You sigh in bliss just being in his arms.
“I should clean up my love.” You let him know, he knew you meant by at least making both of you guys look decent for anyone that might come in. He smiles at you and lets you get up, not without slapping your ass playfully making you turn your head and give him a look. 
He laughed and pulled his boxers and pants up. He looked at his shirt and saw the lipstick stains you left when you kissed his neck. His neck was probably filled with lipstick stains and hickeys. He started buttoning his shirt when he saw the scratches on his arm. He silently laughed and smirked knowing he will have a field trip with you when people ask. You on the other hand went towards your desk and grabbed the extra clothes you kept for emergencies. Guess today was an emergency since your husband decided to rip your shirt. You grabbed the extra tight crisp white blouse and buttoned it up but left the three open, just to tease your husband. You cleared your throat and mentioned the food once Five looked at you. He looked at the pizza and then at you with a confused face.
You sighed annoyed at him and crossed your arms. “Five i brought Pizza because you asked for it..” you looked at him and tilted your head hoping he would remember. He blinked his eyes and kept staring at you all confused.
“Ooh i think i just said whatever came to my mind, i was looking at your chest.”
You let out a long sigh and rolled your eyes at your husband. “Okay well are you hungry now? The pizza is probably cold now.” You asked him softly even when you were slightly annoyed at him.
“Actually I think I want to try my dessert first. Lay down on my desk so I can enjoy my dessert.”
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hiii I just want to ask! this is my first time asking! so what if the umbrella academy is caught and surrounded by people with serious weapons. (Is it okay if Y/n is the guardian of the multiverse for their power?) And Y/n says something along the lines of "Hey, Hey maybe you could take me and leave them? I mean.. I AM the guardian of the multiverse. i could do anything to stop you if you dont erase me." And the men put down their weapons and negotiate. but when they do so, Y/n freezes them and skips along. and maybe one of the siblings (Not five) asks "Shit. i thought for a second you might sacrifice yourself for us." and Y/n replies
"For you dumbasses? Never." but then points at five behind her and says "But for THAT dumbass? anytime." And them maybe five smirks a litte
Uni.. what?
Five Hargreeves x reader
- multiverse, peter Parker is mention lol, slight curse
IM BAAACKKKKKK!!
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Five knew he was fucked the moement he saw the commission coming out of nowhere. He was fucked and so was his family. Who the hell was going to rescue him when he couldn’t even use his powers. He was trapped, hands behind his back and so was his family. Allison was the only one with tape in her mouth to not use her powers. Five wanted to laugh. He wanted to laugh until he couldn’t breathe. First of all Five didn’t even know where his wife was. Second of all the handcuffs they put on him and his family were for some reason; handcuffs that deactivated his powers. Lastly these people that look like the commission but are actually from another dimension wanted to know where you are. Five of course didn’t know where you were, he instinctly remembers you telling him you'll be going to A dimension he can’t specifically remember which one because they needed your help. He didn’t know what that dimension was.
“Number Five Hargreeves, fifth child out of the seven child, where is what they call on Earth your wife Y/N Hargreeves?”
Five sighed, they’ve been asking this same stupid question over and over. He was tired of it, his eyes were dozing and trying not to sleep. He tried to keep his head up but keeping him and his family for two hours late at night gives him the tiredness. They have tried asking his family but they don’t even know your whereabouts. He did remember what you told him in the morning.
You both woke up. You were the one that got up to go make breakfast for both you and Five. You felt hands around your waist and giggled while making coffee.
¨Hello darling, how was your morning?¨ you ask him, knowing he slept really well since he was hugging you at night. You felt him lightly squeeze you and then he let go and sat down on the chair to the dining table.
“I slept like a baby thanks to you, how about you darling?¨ He questioned you, you smiled and headed his way to give him his coffee in his favorite mug. He gave your jawline a kiss and pulled you to sit on his lap. You sighed and bliss and looked at him with loving eyes.
“I slept wonderfully thanks to you.” His striking emerald eyes looked at you; the same look he gave you when he asked you to marry him. You smile lovingly at him and ruffled his hair out of playfulness. He groaned playfully and smacked your hand lightly to not hurt you. You laughed and hugged him.
You both feel a strong presence in front of you both and turn to it, it’s a portal, you get up ready to fight whatever comes out until you see a familiar face. You look at the person in confusion. 
“Pete, what are you doing here? The reason I gave you the watch wasn’t for you to tra-" "I know I know but I need your help, ummm ... .so I might have, maybe, sort of, kind of, opened a portal in my dimension ... .maybe more than one…”
You blinked and looked at him. You sigh and pinched the bridge of your nose. “Peter Benjamin Parker I swear to god….” Peter gave you a nervous smile. You sigh and mention for him to move to the side so you can open a portal to his dimension.
Once you open a new portal you look at Five and give him a kiss. “I'll be back, I promise I just have to help the kid. I'll have to take him to Earth 616-B he’s an idiot.” “Hey!” 
You turned around to stare at Peter and playfully glare at him. “I don't want to hear it from you right now pete.” you grabbed his ear and waved at your husband while finally leaving through the portal to Earth 616-B.
Yeah… Now he remembers Earth 616-B. Was he going to tell these weirdos? Fuck no. That was his wife. He was getting tired of being asked the same question and also them trying to torture him. He was ready to just knock himself out with Klaus’s shoulder but he heard a familiar sound. He looked up and saw a portal opening. He sighed in relief, closing his eyes for a moment. He knew it was you. You came out with new clothing on yourself and weapons. You close the portal and look around. You sighed and looked up, probably praying for someone, anyone. When you were coming back you didn’t expect for your husband and your family in law to be tied up like fish.
“Hey now, hey now maybe you could take me and leave them? I mean… I AM the guardian of the multiverse. I could do anything for you guys if you don't kill me?” You slightly smirk. You waved your hand and opened a small portal to show them the different dimensions. The alien commission men looked at each other and nodded their heads. 
“Fine, we can come to a conclusion.” One of them said, you nodded your head and they started asking you questions. Your face turned to a bored face and you froze them. You groaned and looked at the family, your head tilted and you looked at them with an annoyed face. Klaus looked around and sighed dramatically.
“ Well shit! And here I thought for a second you were going to sacrifice yourself to us! Five would have been devastated if you did. The little shit finally gets married and his wife sacrifices her life for us!” Klaus exclaimed looking at Five with a smirk. Five sighs deeply and looks at him with a glare.You smirk and scoff.
“ For all of you guys dumbasses? Never in a million years.” You then point at your husband.”But for THAT dumbass? Anytime. I'll give my life for him.” Five laughs and smirks at you. You shake your head at the family.
“Okay but can you untie us please?” Klaus whines.
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mekochansblog · 4 months
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Masterlist
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Five Hargreeves
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ONE-SHOTS
Little bumps
Baby…. Babies!
Innocent
Really in an IKEA
My sane
Rivali degli amanti
You knew…
Uni…what
Behind closed doors +18
Little mermaid
MINI STORIES
School? pt.2 pt.3
My little angel pt.2
Just a little crazy pt.2
Do you still… love me? Pt.2
DRAFTS
Draft pt.1
QUOTES
Pt.1
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Hii!! Can we have a part two of “my little Angel”? I would love to see a part two starting right in the moment it sopped, I’m obsessed with that and with Five as a dad😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭
My little angel
Five Hargreeves x reader
Pt.2 of my little angel
Five held Lina in his arms while he stared at you. You lovingly admire his bottle green eyes. Vanya came back, she first gave you a glance then stared at Five holding Lina. She had a puzzled look on her face since when she was with Five he didn’t have a kid. She then decided to just ask, there was nothing wrong with asking right?
“Umm Five, who's the kid, and why does she look like you?”
Five contemplated on letting her know, but this was his kid! Why shouldn’t he show off his little angel. He looked at you; you were breathtakingly glowing. Pregnancy really did a wonderful job on you. You were practically glowing, but then again that could be your powers making you glow, so goddess-like and glowing like the sun. 
“She’s my beautiful daughter, Evangeline Hargreeves.”
Five announced with so much fondness and confidence, his face was relaxed, something that Vanya had not seen in a while. Vanya stared at Lina and looked at Five. She saw the way Five loved his kid, also Lina looked like a female version of Five. She then smiled, happy he was happy, the time that she has known him (which has been a short while since she doesn’t remember anything at all.) You looked at your sister-in-law and introduced yourself again to her. You all four finally walked out of the cafe shop and started walking who knows where. Just that Five had a place he was staying at and wanted you to go with him. Of course you did follow him, he had your daughter in his arms after all. Lina talked to Five about anything and everything. She told him about staying with her uncle Klausy and how they got back to Dallas.
You winced at the memory, it just happened two days ago, so of course it was a recent thing she will probably remember. Five gave you a look and you just smiled nervously. You knew he was going to ask you about it, but for now he was content with Lina talking his ear off about her days. Five told you he was going to an underground fight since Luther decided to get himself into that with his stay in Dallas first. You winced and took Lina from his arms. He gave you a confused look. You gave him a look he knew way too often.
“My miele, I love you but our kid is not going into an underground fight to see sweaty men and get traumatized.”
You explained to him so he understood why. He nodded his head, moving it side to side to understand that yes maybe that wasn’t the brightest idea he has. Lina first complained, wanting to stay with her father since seeing him for the first time; but you did let her know that we will see him later, he was just going to run errands with auntie Vanny and you promised to take the cake to uncle Klausy and uncle Benny.
She nodded with a cute serious face and gave her dad a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Five had the biggest smile on his face and he gave Lina many kisses all over her face that made her let out giggles. You chuckled and grabbed Lina’s hand. You gave Five a sweet kiss and told him where you were staying. You both bid goodbye and made your way back to Klaus’s mansion. Lina looked so happy getting to finally see her father in person, all she had was stories from you and uncle Klausy. You knew she was going to talk about her day to Klaus and Ben, she loved the stories you will tell her about her father, letting her know she looked exactly like her father. Getting back to the mansion you decide to prepare for dinner, hoping you will finally have lunch with your husband and child like an actual family. Once you are done you decide to visit your friend with Lina in tow. You take a basket and add food for your friend, and you and your kid. 
You let Lina know you’ll both be walking towards Elliot's house. She nods and grabs her backpack. You both make your way to the store and open the door. Once inside you knock on the second door and wait, Elliot opens the door and looks around,once he sees you both he smiles and mentions you both to come in. You go in and put the basket down on the table and look around. Lina runs around and you just smile fondly at your daughter. You start small talk with Elliot while he takes out some paper and crayons for Evangeline. Elliot starts talking about a guy that just showed up at his place and is now staying there. You gave him a deadpanned look and shook your head in disappointment. 
“Elliot, are you getting taken advantage of by this guy? Do you even know who he is? I mean does he even know you like that for him to just stay at your house?”
You question genuinely worries for your older friend. You put a hand up making him stop answering you.
“Actually Elli i don’t think I want to know the answers to my questions. Anyways, come and eat. I made my husband’s favorite food.”
You saw he gave you a sad look but still came and sat down. You went towards the living room not knowing that your husband and Diego were coming from the other side. You tried to get Evangeline to come and eat, but for some reason she was being stubborn and wouldn’t come to eat. You knew if she kept at it she was going to throw a tantrum. You sighed and looked at her.
“Angel?”
You knew that voice. You turned towards the door and saw your husband with your brother in law. You sighed happily, Lina got up and ran towards her dad screaming happily. You looked at your husband and went back towards the kitchen to prepare two more plates for the surprised guests. Diego looked at you and Five back and forth. 
“Who’s the cute looking kid?”
You looked at Diego and looked at Evangeline and gave him a deadpanned look. He still looked confused and then his eyes widened and he looked shocked and looked at Five pointing at him. You snorted and let out a laugh. Five looked at Diego, not entertaining his questioning. You told the boys to sit down, hoping that if Five was sitting down meant that Lina would also sit down to eat. She ran towards her father sitting on his lap ready to eat. You were glad you didnt have to tell her, but you were going to talk to Five about her stubbornness she inherited from him. Once the night ended, Elliot let you stay the night in the guest bedroom Five was already staying at. You got Lina ready for bed, her falling asleep from using all her energy playing with her Uncle Diego. You got into your nightgown and started braiding your hair when your husband came into the room. He sighed and took off his coat, sweater vest and tie. He hugged you from behind and put his head on your shoulder.
“You have no idea how much I missed you.”
You leaned your head back, you turned around and hugged him back. You sniffed him, him still selling like coffee and the forest. 
“I know miele you don’t know how much I needed you here, but I’m glad you’re here with us now.” 
You both layed down, each of us on one side of Evangeline. We all snuggled together and held hands. You whisper to not wake up Lina.
“I love you Five Hargreeves.”
“I love you even more Y/N Hargreeves…. and little Evangeline Hargreeves.”
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Five Hargreeves x reader (draft I had a while ago why not post!)
When Five proposed to you it was something magical, well with the apocalypse on the background and the only person that went was Dolores. Overall it was beautiful for you. When the handler contracted you and Five you both decided to take it. You both had hope that the handler was going to help you guys out in getting out of that hellhole. It was always something different with her. It was only when she tried to separate you and Five did you knew she was a fake ass bitch. She always tried to get in between you and Five’s conversation and will try to touch your husband. For you, you found it intriguing how she was trying so hard to get your husband’s attention when all he had a his focus on was; you. He was like a flame himself. Glittered, drew green eyes. Five was sculptured by gods, his sharp jawline, his dimples, his beauty marks his lean body and his skinny waist. Whatever god was up there, you thank them. They decided to give you a handsome husband.
When Five and you were in your last mission he decided it was time to finally go to his family. Funny enough you jokingly told him that the equations where off, but he dismissed you with a wave of his hand and told you that if it was you can come at him all you want. He gave you a final long look; he had looked at you a thousand thousand times, but there was something different in his gaze, an intensity you knew about. You grabbed his hand and gave him a peck.
“ Pour toujours Miele?” You told him softly with a soft look on your face. He looked at you with so much love and adoration and gave you a kiss on the cheek.
“ Pour toujours amore mio.” Five said also. You nodded and gave his hand a small squeeze which he did too. He jumped with you following and well both of you guys landed on the ground. You felt different, you didn’t felt old. You slowly looked up and looked at the people that were in front of you and Five. You nudged Five and finally looked at him. Your eyes widened from the shock of his face, you screamed and that’s when he looked at you with an annoyed face. Yeah did you forgot to mention that you get this random bursts of energy? Five didn’t noticed until two years later from being friends. He was used to it, his family wasn’t. He got up and he helped you out once you stopped screaming like a lunatic. You both walked not after knowing Five’s calculations were wrong, in a way you were also right, but he never listens to you, well sometimes he does but it goes from one ear to the other.
When you both “saved” the first apocalypse, well more like tried because it went to shit later on, Five grabbed your hand and looked at you with so much love and adoration and gave you a quick peck on the cheek. You knew that whatever will happen you will always find him.
“Attraverso meglio o peggio il mio amore?” Five said when he finally gave you a quick peck on the lips. You smile with so much love and slowly giggled.
“Finche morte non ci separi tesoro.”
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mekochansblog · 7 months
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don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude
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mekochansblog · 9 months
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Hi! I absolutely love the masterpiece you just dropped! Consider me a new big fan!!! Also I was wondering if your requests are open? If so I would love to see your take on Five x reader where reader wouldn’t hurt a fly and means the world to him but one day gets kidnapped cause she knows five (or you can make the reason up) and Five goes crazy panicking/ crying about where you are and won’t listen to his family etc. Obviously you don’t have to do the request if you don’t want to 💜
Innocent
Five Hargreeves x reader
Warnings:
- cuss words
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When they first recruited Five on the commission, he always believed he would never like it here. That is until you came along. He first met you as someone that was first intimidated by anything. He will talk to you, you’ll be startled quickly. He will try to start a conversation, you will yelp in surprise. It’ll be the little things that will get you. Mostly because Five is an intimidating man; but getting to know him more since the handler made you his personal secretary, you had to know how he was and acted.
It took a whole 6 months for you to understand Five and get used to how he was and act. It took only 1 year for you to fall in love with him. It took him 1 year to get used to you getting comfortable with him but 6 months for him to fall in love with you. He trusted you with stuff that he only trusted Dolores. He let you know about the apocalypse, he told you his deepest darkest secrets. At first it was scary, but one look in his eyes and you knew he had to do it to survive. When he first let everything out, you gave him a hug.
A hug.
A hug he so badly needed after all those years being isolated in the apocalypse.
At first he went rigid.
His body froze.
But when he felt you not letting go at all on the hug he decided to hug back; he needed this and he knew deep down, whether Dolores was there when he hugged her, she never hugged back. So feeling finally hands around him not going to kill him but to give him affection; it slipped his mind. Five zones back to the present and unlock the door that he was standing in front of for a while. He opened his apartment house and the smell of food welcomed him in. He looked around and saw your shoes on the side where he would normally see them and your cat Shadow trotting to him and rubbing his head on his leg for pets. Five smiled and bent down and carefully held him and walked towards the kitchen. He peeked his head, knowing that you hate when Shadow is around the kitchen. 
“Fives your home! How was work miele?”
You asked when you saw him in the corner of your eyes, while you were cooking the spaghetti. He chuckled and let Shadow down by the door so he wouldn't enter the kitchen. He walked to you and gave you a sweet kiss on the cheek and layed his head on your back while hugging you. You playfully rolled your eyes but let him be. Once you finished you put the food on two plates and served a bit of cat kibble for Shadow. Five helped you witht he food while you put the needy kitten’s food down on the floor for him to eat with you and Five. Five grabbed your hand and sat you down on your seat, he scooted your chair for you and you sent him a loving smile. 
“Thank you my love, now let’s eat.”
You lightly told him while starting to twirl your food. He knew this night would end like any other night; and he wouldn’t change it for the world. He was grateful for having you in his life. He thanked you for understanding in your own way how he coped in the beginning, he was also thankful for taking care of him when his nightmares will get the most out of him. He was deep in love with you and nothing will ever change that.
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When five took you with him to save his family you were a little scared. Not at them but at what they might say about you and what they will think of you. He did let you know about them, told you stories and the crazy things his siblings will come up with just to try to live like a normal child. Landing on the hard ground outside was not what you expected, not going to lie. When you looked at your husband, instead of looking at your 38 year old husband, you were now dead staring at what looked like your 20 year old husband. You scrambled back a bit, hoping this was just a dream. Your husband stood up and looked at you and then at himself since one of his brothers made a comment about your now younger husband. He walked towards you and held out his hand and let out his loving smile. You looked at his honey kissed eyes and slowly let out your hand towards him. He pulled you up and grabbed your hand tightly, knowing everything at the moment was overwhelming.
Five walked inside the house, you both ended in the kitchen. Five led you to a chair and sat you down carefully while he started walking around getting what you believe something to eat. He started grabbing bread then went to the fridge to get the peanut butter. You wanted to ask what he was making, but decided not to comment seeing as you were still surrounded by his siblings. One of his brothers; who you guessed was Luther since Five gave you a recap before heading back; started asking your husband question after question. As the two were discussing you looked at every sibling; you guessed Luther, so the one next to him strapped with knives had to be Diego. The one sitting close to you on the table had to be the talking ghost one, which was Klaus, the one with blonde tips looked like Allison and the last timid girl had to be Vanya. 
You knew Vanya, Klaus and Ben were Five’s siblings that he was able to socialize with. Knowing Five if he liked them, that means you’ll also get along with them. You didn’t notice you zoned out the whole conversation, Five walked away from the kitchen leaving you alone with his family.
“So who are you?”
Luther asked you, it felt more like he was interrogating you, if you were being honest. You gulped and fiddled with your rings that seem to fit a little loose now.
“I’m Y/N Hargreeves, nice to meet you all, Five talked about all of you guys.”
You said sincerely, because it was the truth; Five could look like a tough and cold person, but inside all of that was just a young man that missed his family and wanted them to be safe. He sacrificed so much just to see them alive. His siblings looked at you confused. Oh right, you doubt Five ever told them you both were married. 
“I’m Five’s wife.”
Those were the only words you told them. There eyes widen and all had different expressions. Who wouldn’t, knowing your brother disappear one day and the next he comes with a wife would also shock any other person. Five did ended coing back and grabbing your hand and pulled you slowly so you can get up.
“Come on hun, lets go change.” 
You nodded your head and waved to your now siblings in law. Five took you to his room and closed the door and leaned on it once you were inside and sitting on his bed. You didn’t know if he was upset because you told his siblings about your relationship. You wanted to ask, but were scared of the answer he will give you. You heard him sigh and turn to you. He gave you a weak smile and slowly walked towards you and bent down just a bit to reach you. He grabbed your chin with enough force to not hurt you, but to make you stare at him in his striking chartreuse eyes. He leaned down towards you, lips ghosting your own lips. You shakingly let out a soft breath and that's what made him snap and give you a passionate kiss. A kiss showing so much love and adoration, so much lust and need. All at the same time.
It was what you both needed. You wanted more, but you knew that right now was not the time for all this. You slowly leaned back not wanting to break away but needing to. You gulped and shakingly kept looking at his now dark bottle green eyes.
“Five my love, we have a job to do, remember?”
You quietly told him, not wanting to break the quietness. He leaned back a bit and nodded his head, knowing you were right. He slowly exhaled and looked at you, your plump pink lips and hazy eyes, your daze looking face. Five knew he was fucked when you had that look. 
“Come- come on we… we uhh have a funeral to go to.” 
He stuttered and you knew why.
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When Five told you to go back with Klaus and Luther and vote for him about his mom; you had this horrible gut feeling you were feeling. You didn’t know why but you felt like something was going to happen. You knew you should have told Five; but you decided against it. You sat next to Klaus, he decided that you were his second favorite person and gratefully shared his chips that he ‘totally’ didn’t steal from the store 10 minutes ago. You thank him for the snack and listen in on the conversation.
“I mean, do you really think Mom would hurt Dad?”
Vanya quietly told everyone. In your mind she did have a point. Their robotic mother didn’t look like she could kill anyone, but then again you have never interacted with the mother.
“You haven't been home in a long time, Vanya.”
Diego said harshly to Vanya. You were about to intervine to defend one of your sister-in laws when Luther was the one that interrupted.
“If he was poisoned, it would have shown in the coroner's report.” 
Luther said while pointing at the old television that was showing the robotic mother giving your father-in-law tea and then waiting for him to drink for her to take the cup away from him. Right when he does drink he starts choking and shaking. You didnt know if you should say something at this point. You did zone out the family until they said your husband’s name.
“What? Five's not here.”
You looked at the siblings since technically you were going to be Five’s vote. This time you did speak up because if you didn’t you knew the family won’t ever let you say something.
“Um… actually Fives told me to vote for him?”
You questioned more than asked. The siblings looked at you, forgetting you were there for a minute. They all looked at each other and three of them agreed to what you said, but the other two didn’t. You didn’t know why Five really thought this was a good idea. You didn’t see the point in being here if they didn’t want your opinion at all or what you thought.
“Sorry, but you don’t count for Five at all.”
Luther told you agressively. Your eyes slightly widened and you gulped; you slowly nodded your head and muttered a small ‘okay’ and just decided to stand up and walk away. You shakily sighed and repeated the same mantra in your head. ‘It’s okay, it’s fine.’ You don’t know what else you could of done. You’re trying to get to know and get along with all the siblings but it feels like nothing is working at all. You walked to Fives room and gently closed the door. You had your back to the door and you slowly leaned on it and slowly lowered yourself to the ground. You grabbed your knees and just layed your head on them while waiting for Five to at least come back. You must of dooze off because the next thing you hear is gunshots.
You jump startled and get out of the room looking for the siblings. Even though you knew they probably didn’t see you as family, they were to you. You slowly walked to where you heard the gunshots and looked around to see if you could spot any of the siblings. You noticed Klaus walking around, more like dancing in just a towel and some headphones. You were just about to tap his shoulder when everything went dark.
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You woke up in pain. You hissed feeling like your head was pounding louder and louder. You tried to hold your head, but something was holding you back. You fluttered your eyes and tried to make them adjust to the lightning of the room you were being captive. You heard groans of pain and looked next to you. There Klaus was being tortured by Hazel and Cha-Cha. At the moment they were choking him, but it looked to you like he was enjoying it. ‘Please Klaus I hope you say nothing about Five’ you thought.
******* Five’s point of view *********
I got out of the van seeing as Lance was walking his dog gave me a good opportunity to maybe get the actual information out of him. I did miss Y/N though, maybe sending her to the academy was a bad idea. I shook my head knowing she probably was better over there knowing my siblings were at least capable of taking care of her, well I hope they were. I spatial jumped to the car and put a knife at Lance’s neck. After threathing himinto giving me the information for the eye he finally starts taking me to the lab. Walking to the lab with Lance,I started to smell smoke. Running to the lab knowing I might not have a chance to see the results. I made it to the lab and was about to run inside it when it exploded. 
I fell back and landed hard on the ground. I groaned and looked at the lab that just exploded. Fucking hell now what teh hell am I going to do. I got up and walked back to the van and grabbed the liquor bottles I stole and walked to a library. I walked to the third floor and sat down by some pillars and started working on anything I could do to stop this stupid apocalypse.
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****Y/N’s point of view****
“Remember section 76, sub A, of the training manual?”
You heard Cha-Cha ask Hazel once you woke up from when they knocked you out unconscious again. 
“I barely remember what we had for breakfast at this point.”
He replied back to her. You sighed.
“To paraphrase, torturing works best when you know who you’re torturing.”
You froze, they were either going to torture, you to know where your husband was or they were going to torture Klaus for the information. Hazel and Cha-Cha walked infront of both of you guys and looked at each other and then you. You started to slowly panic, scared of what they could do to you.
“Let’s begin with the wife.”
You let out an ear-splitting scream, as they started electricuting you.
*****
**** third point of view****
While Y/N was being tortured, Five was being taken by Luther and Diego. They were both walking to Diego’s place since it was closer and no one would look for Five there. Once getting to Diego’s place they both started thinking of Y/N. When they went to Five’s room to let Y/N know that they were going to look for Five, you were gone. They both panic knowing that if Five ever found out Y/N wasn’t with them at all he will kill them. They layed Five on the bed and thougth about how to find you; until Al let Diego Know that they found his brother and his sister in law. 
**** second POV****
When you and Klaus finally escaped, you both kind of went your own way, mostly because you were too dizzy and kept limping and stumbling. Diego later found you and helped you to his house. Five and Luther didn’t know that Diego found you. They told Five about you and he went hysterical. He wanted to be strong in front of Luther; but it was you. You are his wife, his life long best friend. He let out tears of pain and worry. When you both made it to Diego’s house; Five was the first to see you and jumped to you. He cried on your shoulder.
“I’m sorry, I'm sorry. I shouldn’t have left you, I shouldn’t have told you to go back to the house. Miele I'm sorry I love you so much. This won't ever happen again I promise.”
Five whimpered to your ear. He was in so much guilt. He knew he would never let this happen to you.
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mekochansblog · 10 months
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Really in an IKEA?
Five hargreeves x demon reader
- cursing, a slight of 18+
- this is also something new that took me a while.
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Today was like any other day for Five Hargreeves. He started off his day by heading to Griddy’s for a coffee and a plain donut. Heading to his next destination; IKEA. After stopping 3 apocalypses, or trying he should say he finally got his retirement with his family around him. Klaus “nicely” asked if he could accompany him to IKEA to start buying Five and himself furniture for their new house. With a lot of complaining all coming from Five of course he reluctantly agreed. Going inside the store he headed upstairs to where they had all the models and stuff they had; hoping to find Klaus in the huge store that he told Five to meet him. He started murmuring the names of the furniture, some just coming out in gibberish. While purposely saying some of these names wrong a portal of some sort opened in front of him just a foot away from him. He mentally sighed and got ready to fight whatever the fuck was going to come out. He should have been used to all this weirdness, but then again it has been 10 years since everything changed. 
A rumble happens and then black smoke, then everything disappears as if a black portal like hole didn't just appear. Five heard a groan and looked down, where the portal once was, now a girl around his age was lying down on the ground. He slowly squatted down and looked at the mysterious girl. She stood up quick and looked at Five. Five startled backs up a bit; and also stood up. The girl then looked around then at Five. She tilted her head and scanned him up and down. Five gulped; he had no idea why this girl made him nervous. 
“Hi I’m Y/N you summoned me… in an IKEA? Let me guess you were trying to say the names weren’t you?” 
Y/N scolded Five while all Five could do was stare at her. She looked like an angel that fell from heaven. Maybe she was, he still didn’t know, but looking at her black wings and small tail and horns kind of gave it away that she probably wasn’t from heaven at all, not even close. He zoned her out while still staring at her. When Y/N finally catch on that he wasn’t paying attention to a word she was saying; she finally stopped talking. 
“Well are you going to introduce yourself or am I just going to call you a fucking nickname?”
Y/N finally said. Five finally zoned back in and let out a sigh.
“I’m Five. Five Hargreeves.”
 He finally murmured. She gazed at his emerald green eyes; the eyes that made her want to search every leaf in the planet and see which one matched his eyes. His hair; chestnut brown hair that reminded her of her favorite chocolate. When she looked at him all she saw was a lithe body. She mentally smirked that he was going to be a great treat for you. You slowly walked up to him and leaned a little too close to comfort for Five. She then thought of it. A great idea.
“I’m feeling quite generous, you know? So I'll make you a deal; you can keep your soul if and only if you ask for something nobody has ever asked for.” 
He looked at you and then thought about your deal; he didn’t mean to summon you, so he thought about it long and hard. You slowly felt yourself getting impatient. How long does it take for someone to make up their fucking mind. Then he smirked and looked at you.
“Fine, be my girlfriend and stay with me forever.”
Five finally said his wish. Your eyes widened; well then. You did say he can keep his soul if it’s something no one has asked for; that being said. It’s something you clearly haven’t heard. You gulped and looked at him. Well he is handsome and he looked like he could probably rock your body. You took your hand out for him to shake. He looked at your hand and then you. He shook his head and leaned to you and kissed you; well you didn’t expect that; but you let him be and kissed him back.
That was two years ago; yet here you were still with Five. You didn’t mind. He was really affectionate once you both got comfortable with each other. You later on told him what you were and how you became a demon. He never judged you, never put on a face with you. He understood in his own way. For the first time you genuinely felt love and cared for. When the first year passed he dropped the big question. You were ecstatic and said yes a million times. The wedding reception was small, with it just being his family and their partners. Of course you didn’t know your own parents, being born a demon didn’t really help the situation. While thinking about the past year, Five finally got home to you. You admired the way Five looked coming from work. You slowly savor the way he was looking; Five was taking off his tie and ruffling his hair, he then leaned his head back and sigh.
“Well fuck me pulcher, you look mouth-watering.” 
You said while still eyeing him. He side eyed you and smirked; that smirked that made your knees weak and your pussy aching. You groaned and wined. He was doing this on purpose; and you knew it. You gulped and choked on your own saliva. That’s when Five started chuckling at the way you were acting. 
“Stop laughing at me it’s not funny at all podex!”
Y/N playfully threatened her husband while he headed to the kitchen. She then stood up from the couch she was sitting on and walked to the kitchen also. Five was looking for something; what Y/N didn’t know. That was until Five took out the cat treats and lightly shook them. You heard your cat meowing and a little pitter patter of tiny paws heading your way. You and Five looked down to see your cat Luci short for Lucifer; after finding out your dad was the king of hell. It shocked you more than your husband surprisingly. Once you found out he started visiting more often. Five for some reason looked like he was used to the supernatural and things that were not from this world. When you found out why he was used to it; it did not surprise you. Turns out your husband had powers ten years ago. You shook your head and stopped thinking about the past. Looking at your husband made you fall in love with him; you would do anything for him.
“Stop looking at me like that.”
Five said softly to you.
“Like what?”
You murmured, still staring at him.
“ Like you’d give me the world if I wished for it.”
Five finally confessed to you. All you could do was smile fondly at him and softly grabbed the cat treats he still had in his hand. You put them down on the counter and grabbed his hand with so much tenderness and care. As if he was a porcelain doll, that will break if you weren’t gentle. 
“Because vir meus i will do anything, I would burn the world just for you, I would let everyone and anything die just to see you happy.” 
All Five could do was smile at you with so much love and kiss you with so much passion.
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Heading to Your siblings-in laws house; you reminded yourself that you brought everything. Being in public didn’t really scare you; you were able to hide your wings and tail and horns. You pretty much looked like any other young adult. Knocking on the door one of your favorite brothers-in-laws opened the door. He grinned and grabbed your arm and hugged you.
“Y/N it 's been a while, como estas, y Five?”
Diego said while he stopped hugging you and lightly pulled you to the living room where everyone was except your husband. You shrugged your shoulders, because you actually didn’t know. He didn’t tell you; you didn’t find it weird he tended to do that for some reason. All Diego did was shrug his shoulders also. Once getting to the living room you saw everyone and your husband. You and Diego blinked and you walked up to him and hugged him. While you sat down Klaus sat next to you and had a small talk with you about anything that will pop in his mind. Diego walked up to Five and saw his brother’s face. He had that face when he saw Lila. He smirked and lightly elbowed him on the ribs. Five huffed hating that he got interrupted looking at his wife. He turned to Diego with an annoyed face.
“What Diego?” 
Five lightly growled at Diego. All Diego did was put his hands up in surrender.
“Nothing, nothing it’s just… I’ve never seen you so in love; not even with Dolores man, I’m just happy for you; you know.”
Five processed what his brother said and lightly breathed in.
“Did you know that she wears the smell of blood and death like a perfume; but the smell intoxicates me. This might have sounded weird and not even related to what you just said. I love her and she made me the happiest I've been; but thank you, not that you needed a thanks.”
Five murmured to his brother. Diego looked at him weirdly with the comment about the perfume but shook his head lightly. He knew his brother was deeply in love, so he’ll let him be. After all…
He did found his love in an IKEA.
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pulcher: handsome
podex: asshole
Vir meus: my husband
como estas: how are you
y: and
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mekochansblog · 10 months
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Sneek peek of the new story “Really in an IKEA?!” Five Hargreaves x reader
🔞‼️‼️MATURE CONTENT‼️‼️🔞
Five in all of my stories he is 20+!!!
“You admired the way Five looked coming from work. You slowly savor the way he was looking; Five was taking off his tie and ruffling his hair, he then leaned his head back and sigh.
“Well fuck me pulcher, you look mouth-watering.”
You said while still eyeing him. He side eyed you and smirked; that smirked that made your knees weak and your pussy aching. You groaned and wined. He was doing this on purpose; and you knew it.”
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mekochansblog · 1 year
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U JUST DROPPED A MATESRPIECE, I LOVE IT THANK YOU SM FOT IT🤧🤧❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ahhhh thank you so much I wanted to do something way different!!
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mekochansblog · 1 year
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Not even a little pt.2
Five hargreeves x reader
pt.2 of just a little crazy
time skips, and crazy reader
a little ooc Five
slight cursing
Time skips of season 1
Harley Quinn inspire
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Landing on the ground Five didn't expect, looked up. His whole family was there standing in front of him. He looked next to him and instead of seeing a 35 year old Y/N, he saw a 18 year old Y/N. he looked at himself and cursed, knowing his lover will get upset and try to murder him. When she did looked up and turn to saw Five, she saw that he looked younger then what he looked like before. She glared at him and got up to her knees. She slapped him on the back of the head and took out her knife. The family started exclaiming in a panic.
"Right know, I don't know if I should kiss you or kill you with my bare hands Five Hargreeves!" She snapped.
"Can I pick?" Five grunted while getting up and held out his hand for her to take. She took it while still looking at him. The family didn't know what to say. Here was Five after 17 years looking more older and with a girl that looked sweet and innocent but wanted to murder Five. Getting to know the family of your secret husband was weird for you. Weirdly enough you clung to Five more then usual, he could feel your nervousness which he never has seen you like this. His family was a little iffy about you. You felt like you got along with Klaus and Diego more. Coming back from the commission for the second time, Klaus was the one asking if you were okay.
"Ooh me? I'm perfect! We just came back from getting information about who's the asshole that causes the apocalypse." You boasted to the family. Five that just got up from being on top of the bar grunted and looked at you like you were insane, which you were.
"You threw two bombs at the commission?!" he declared at you. Everyone looked at you and then back at Five then back at you.
"It was a... social experiment?" you questioned, while looking at him. He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. His family just looked shock, not knowing how you are since they have only met you for some days.
When Five collapsed at Peabody's house you mentally were panicking, what did you expect when your husband out of nowhere just collapses. When you, Diego, and Allison take Five back to the academy you rip his shirt open and inspect the wound. Allison was panicking and rambling about who knows what that you got tired of it.
"Allison I don't care if you are panicking, do it quieter." You said under your breath. Five must of heard that he had to make his own comment.
" Darling, I love you but do those pretty lips ever shut up?" he lightly joked to you. You gave him a glare and stood up and lightly pressed on his wound, which made him cry out in pain and for you to walk away. His mother did fixed him up and with the help of Diego and Klaus, were able to find Peabody's dead corpse. Of course you didn't took whatever Five was looking for seriously and snapped Peabody's leg and started hitting Five with it. Diego and Klaus just had wide eyes for the way you just easily snapped and ripped his leg.
"Did you had to hit me with a corpse's leg? Was that really necessary?" Five hissed at you since you were crouching on the floor, leg still on your hand waving it around.
"Necessary, no. Hilarious, yes" You smirked while letting out a maniac giggle. The last thing both of you guys expected was for innocent little Vanya to be the cause of the apocalypse. In the end Five decided to time travel.
"I love you. I'll see you on the other side, if I don't decide to kill myself or you know." Y/N said with a maniac smile on her face. All Five could do was give her a peck and said 'I love you too.'
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Just a little crazy pt.1
Five hargreeves x reader
crazy reader, a little ooc Five
first time doing something different.
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Meeting Five Hargreeves in the middle of the commission was weird. More weird for him then you. At first when the Handler told him that he will have a partner he refused. Why would he have a partner? He was doing fine by himself, killing like they told him to. Now when he met Y/N he knew he was either going to die or live. Their first encounter was weird for him.
"Five meet Y/N, Y/N meet Five he will be your partner from this day forward." The Handler said to Five. Five looked at Y/N up and down and noticed the way she was dressed. she didn't dressed like the commission people do, with the suits and long skirts. She had on a skirt that was a pale pink with some skulls as designs, a pale shirt and a black cardigan. To Five she looked nothing like a killer, she looked like a college girl.
"Hi nice to meet cha, I can't wait to be your partner." She whispered with a smile. Five huffed, she looked like a shy 20 year old then someone that can kill, he just took her hand so they can start on their first mission together. Taking a briefcase he grabbed her hand and teleported to Massachusetts 1987. Their first mission was to kill a gang that was selling drugs to teenagers, making them die. Five didn't know what she was good at. She was wearing something that he hasn't seen at all. So he decided to tell her that whatever she was good at to just do that. Five should of just stayed quiet.
Once he said that Y/N gave him a wicked smile. She gave out a maniac laugh and ran full speed to the gang. Five felt like if he blinked he will miss what he was seeing. Y/N was a killing machine, with a smile on her face she will kill left and right, no mercy at all. Once he noticed that there was only one guy left did he actually came out of where they were hiding and walked to where she was. The leader was begging for mercy, but Five knew Y/N wouldn't give him any with the way she just murdered everyone.
" Y/N are you crazy?!" Five said while still looking around at all the splattered blood.
Y/N stifled her laugh and looked at him, "I mean I was never sane." Then shot the last one. She kept shooting him and he grabbed her arm tightly, to stop her from shooting.
" I think you've shot him enough Y/N." Five said while lowering down her gun. She grinned at him and squatted looking at the dead corpse lightly poking him for fun.
"Really?! I don't know Fivey, I think his head could use more bullets." She admitted with her appealing voice. Five knew this wouldn't be the last time.
Once he felt more comfortable with her and her antics did he actually admit to himself that he will kill anyone for her. Her craziness and maniac laugh rubbed off on him and now if he went on solo missions, (which was rare since Y/N will always always go with him) , he will have a maniac smile on his face. Y/N knew he was the one when he didn't ran away from her like the other past partners did. Everyone seem to run away when they see her go a little maniac.
Y/N was lost in her thoughts that she didn't noticed when Five came back from his solo mission they sent him. When Y/N found out she threw a fit and told Five to take her or else. Course Five used to her threats told her no and left. So now Y/N was mad and gave him the silent treatment. He looked at her since she didn't jumped up in glee and gave him a kiss, he grumbled and walked to where she was sitting on the floor with the kitten, Mr. Fluffers.
"Y/N the Handler told me you went on a mission that wasn't yours and killed people that weren't on the kill list. How could you kill them?" He complained while sitting down on the floor in front of her and looked at her. She huffed and turned the other way.
"It was simple really, I can demonstrate for you if you'd like though I do find it quite concerning that you don't know how to shoot a gun." She mumbled while still looking away from him. He was her weakness, she knew looking at him will make her soften up and give him his daily hug and kiss. He sighed and just pulled her by her feet to him. She playfully whine but then hugged back, while Mr. Fluffers left to his small house.
Time passed and both were know on their last mission. Five was checking that everything was going to his plan, while Y/N was sitting on the floor bored out of her mind, she did zone back when Five lightly kicked her. She looked up at him and tilted her head in confusion. Sometimes he questions himself if she really is innocent, but one look in her eyes and he knows not to question that again.
"Are you even listening darling?" He questioned.
"Yes, it just takes awhile to process so much stupid at once." she hummed while standing up and dusting her pastel blue skirt. She grinned at him and he just sighed knowing he couldn't get mad at her.
"Well it's time-"
"Are you breaking up with me?!"
"W-What no, Y/N, darling you are this close to getting on my nerves, and the human body has like a billion of them." Five said while putting his fingers really close to each other to show her.
She grinned and grabbed his hand. "Alright old man open it up!" She grin at him. He sighed and just murmured something in Italian and made the portal. Holding on to his lover they both jumped.
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mekochansblog · 1 year
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Fuck school pt.3
Five Hargreeves x reader
going back to school you didn't expect to be called to the principal's office, also wtf does this blonde bitch want!
slight cussing.
Tagged: @shwort319 @thirteen2003fan @slut4sluttybooks
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When you and Five went home early from the school, Luther gave you both a scolding, which was funny to you to see, big Luther giving your 19 year old who’s mentally in his 60s husband a scolding. Five of course didn’t give two flying fucks about it, once you both made it to your room you both didn’t left the room until the next morning. Of course you both still had to go to school since you both are now enrolled at the school. Walking towards the school you thought about yesterday and how you put the girl in her place. Well it was fun and now everybody knew not to mess around with you and your husband.
You looked at Five and smiled, that goofy and love struck smile that you usually have when you look at your husband. You could not think, could not do anything but drink him in, each breath he took, the soft movements of his lips when he would respond to you. Five felt a gaze on him and only looked at you. His eyes were unwavering, green flecked with gold. A surety rose in you, lodged in your throat.
‘I will never leave him. I will be his, always, for as long as he will let me.’ You thought while you looked at his face.
Five smiled at you and grabbed your hand and pulled you to him so he could give you a kiss. You giggled in the kiss and grabbed his tie that he had on. The man wanted to wear a suit to school, which made you ask why he responded with ‘Sweetheart it’s school at least let me look nice.’ Only your husband will want to wear something that you finally made him get out coming back, for him to just want to wear it for fun. You playfully rolled your eyes and just grabbed his hand and pulled him to the school that was in front of both you guys. You noticed that mostly everyone was looking at both and whispering to each other. You gave a glance to Five but he just had his normal face so you decided to ignore it too. If your husband was ignoring whatever was going on then so can you.
What made your blood boil was when the bitchass blonde came walking like what happened yesterday didn’t actually happen. She smirked at you and then walked past you and your husband. You side-eyed her and rolled your eyes. Five dropped you at your class like he did yesterday, you smiled and gave him a kiss on the cheek and went to sit in your seat. Now the class that you had was history which you almost knew about everything. From the Peloponnesian war to the Iraq war. Five always said you were the history buff and he was just the hands on deck person. It was why you both went so well together. The teacher thought she knew everything until you kept correcting. When the teacher let you do the talking you noticed that a boy was staring at you. It didn’t bother you since everyone was staring at you since you were the one giving the lesso while the teacher also took notes like a student.
When the bell rang you went back to your desk and started grabbing your journal. When you felt a hand grab your shoulder, you grabbed and twisted it and turned to see who it was. Turns out it was the boy that was staring at you. You let go and he grabbed his hand and started massaging it; guess you grabbed him a little too tight.
“I’m sorry, but you shouldn’t just grab anyone like that, you’re lucky I didn’t break your arm.” You said while you gave him a small smile. He blushed and started stuttering. You lightly touched his shoulder and reassured him to calm down. He started blushing and stuttering trying to make a sentence. You tried to be patient, you really did but this boy was really getting on your nerves for not saying anything. You sighed and slowly started walking away when he actually said something that made you stop and look at him with wide eyes.
“I like you, will you go out with me on a date?” He said while pulling on his fingers from the nerves. You looked around just to make sure he was talking to you or someone that was maybe behind you. You saw no one at all behind you and then turned around to look at him. You sighed and thought how you can kindly say no. You open your mouth but someone beats you to it.
“She’s actually married to me, for your information.” You turned and smiled, you knew who it was just by his voice. You walked to your husband and held his arm. You looked at the stuttering boy and went back to your husband. You can tell by the way he clenched his jaw and had his deep stare that he was pissed as hell. Well it was natural for him not to when some boy was asking his wife on a date.
“Sorry but as you can tell I’m happily married.” You told him he nodded his head and stuttered a sorry and ran out of the door. You turned to face your husband, him facing you slowly looking at you, you gulped he had a way to make your heart flutter and your pussy pulse. You grinned at him and gave him a peck and started to leave the room when you heard the teacher come in. You looked at him and he mentioned to both you and Five to follow him.
Walking out of the classroom you saw the same blonde ass bitch smirking. You knew she was the one that called the teacher thinking she did something. You smirked back and flicked her off and stuck out your tongue. She scoffed and flicked her fake burnt hair. Heading to the principals office made you think of what the fuck you did wrong. Was it because you fought the bitch? Oh well you might as well just get out of this shit.
The principal made you call your ‘guardians’ so you called all of your siblings in laws. Once they came in they started asking a bunch of questions. You and Five gave each other a side eye look and just rolled your eyes. The principal mentioned how he heard Five say you both were married and that you both were young about it.
Klaus blurted out “they have been married for like 30 years!” Everyone stayed silent. I sighed and just got up, everyone looked at me, you decided to just leave and never came back, what’s the point. Everyone also got up and slowly walked.
“Bye have fun fucking that blonde bitch!” You said out loud since she was right there.
You smirked and laughed and walked hand and hand with your husband, you looked at him and whispered to him. “Let’s go have more fun at home.” You smirked, he smirked back and started running away from his family while they screamed to wait.
Yeah fuck school. Never again.
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My sane
Five Hargreeves x reader
Tag: @thirteen2003fan & @instabull
Warnings: talking about death, sad Five.
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Five looked at Diego and Lila trying to find their “son” Stanley. Five rolled his eyes and sighed knowing the kid he probably got kugelblitz.
He turned his head a bit and grumbled, “Can you believe it Y/N they lost the kid they adopt all because they are sentient STDs.” He then actually looked at his side and saw no one. It’s been a habit lately that he talks to himself thinking his wife was just going to be there. He decided to ignore them for a bit and saw Luther and Sloane. They wanted them to join them at the Sparrow academy.
While walking to the academy he thought about everything he went the past 20 days and more. First, he landed in the courtyard of his house, back to his 20-year-old body. Then he tried to save that apocalypse from his brother, which made him take his family back in time to save them, he landed in the ’60s and tried to save his family from that apocalypse. Took them to the right time but not the right timeline and now he has a stupid kugelblitz to handle yet again. Can’t even get a break right Y/N?
He remembers finding a Polaroid camera during your little search in the apocalypse and taking a picture with you. He remembers your smile and the giggles you will let out when he will say something about his calculations that you knew you weren’t able to understand. It made him want to cry remembering you. He zones back when they got to the academy and Fei opens the door for them.
“Lovely to meet you.” Lila introduces herself to Fei.
“Welcome.” Fei returns to gesture, “make yourselves at home.” She tells the academy people.
Allison who was already in a bad mood, “bitch this is our home.” And sat down.
Five decided to ignore them for now and listen to what Diego noticed. “Where the hell is Viktor and Klaus?”
Five chuckled, “With our luck, probably kugelblitzed by now.”
Diego looked at him weirdly. “You’re a dark little dude sometimes.”
Five listened to Diego and Ben argue like little children and sighed. Jesus, why can’t they just get to the point? “Okay, if the testosterone twins are done, I’d like to get back to a plan.”
Viktor then jogged into the room looking around. He looked like he was about to be in tears.
“Where is he?” He asked looking at the Sparrow academy and then at Allison. Five also looked at them not knowing who they were talking about but having a clue who. Five zoned them out a bit, but Ben brought him back.
“20 bucks on the little one,” Ben whispered to Five while eating cheese puffs. Five looked at him and thought about it.
“I’ll take that action.” Five leaned to Ben to whisper to him, not wanting to get in the middle of his sibling's fight.
‘You shouldn’t be betting on your own siblings Miele that’s just mean coming from you.’ He can already know what would be his wife’s words if she was here.
“This wasn’t about saving the world. This was about hurting me. Payback for - -“ Viktor started, making Five stop thinking about his wife and listening to Viktor and Allison argue.
“Go on. Say her name.” Allison went on looking intimidating and looking down at Viktor. Five got tired of it and stood up.
“That’s it Allison we get it you’re hurt you lost your daughter, but everyone lost someone, not just you, you can’t just say this shit to Viktor, you killed someone important to him.” Five exclaimed back at Allison and everyone started looking at him. Five was pissed everyone lost someone, Luther lost Pogo in a way, Diego lost his mother, Klaus lost our Ben and Dave, and Viktor lost Sissy and now Harlan. Allison turned to him.
“You haven’t lost anyone Five you were stuck in the apocalypse and you were gone for years so how the hell can you say you lost someone!” She screamed at him while holding back tears. Five gave a painful laugh and looked at his sister with so much pain.
“You think I didn’t lose someone too?! I lost my own wife! My happiness I lost her to the stupid apocalypse that I so badly wanted to save all of you guys because those were her last words to me! To save my family! I lost the one person that kept me sane all those years from an illness that we both couldn’t do anything because guess what Allison!?” Five yelled while looking at her, “There was no medicine! No cure! No hospital! I saw the love of my life die in my arms! So to answer your stupid question sister yes I did lose someone are you happy now?!” Five finished and had to take deep breaths.
The whole family looked at him lost for words, not knowing what to tell their young but older brother from the news that he told them. Five sighed and started sniffling feeling the weight of guilt for his wife drowning him. “I lost the only person that I cared about, and I couldn’t do anything to keep her alive with me. I miss her. I miss my Y/N.” Five wept softly. Diego sighed and grabbed his brother and hugged him.
Five felt rigid not having felt a hug since the last one you gave him. He slowly stop tensing and hugged his brother back and cried. Five broke down his walls and held on to Diego for support.
“I miss her Diego and I can’t do anything to bring her back.”
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Rivali degli amanti
 Five hargreeves x reader
- no warnings maybe just cursing.
- first season little bit of it is changed.
Request by @auri-ami
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Five and you both worked at the commission together, and the handler made (forced) you guys into partners. Since then, you both hated each other. So every time you both will be sent to a timeline to kill some person, it was Five that would try to take control of the mission, or you one-upping him since you were brighter than him. Yes, you heard that right; you, Y/N, were way more brilliant than the Five Hargreeves. You will always tell him what he was doing wrong, and he will get mad and ignore you. He knew you were right; he couldn't admit it.
So when you agreed to travel with him to save the Earth from this apocalypse, you expressly and repeatedly told him that he had put the decimal in the wrong place. Again he ignored you but hesitated in opening the portal. He pushed you in first; then he jumped himself too. Then, when he got up, he saw his family and was back in his 20-year-old body instead of his 60-year-old body. So he sighed and knew you would brag and nag him about the stupid decimal. He looked at you on the floor and lightly kicked you. When you didn't respond, he let out an annoyed sigh and picked you up bridal style.
  He didn't expect you to cuddle to him; he went rigid for a second but shook it off as the cold hit you and walked inside. So he sat you down on the chair next to him and started to explain to his siblings what had happened and where he was. "Wa-wait a tick wait a tick... who.. who's that Five?" Klaus said since he was sitting on the table, he could see that you were unconscious. So he sighed and grabbed you again bridal style (You leaned on him for the warmth, you woke up in the middle of the conversation and just decided to act unconscious.) So you felt the patter of his feet walk farther from what you assumed was his family and opened a door.
"You know you could have introduced me?" You said while looking around. Five, being startled, dropped you on the floor of his room. You groaned and sat up, looking at him with a glare. All Five did was give you one of his sarcastic smiles and look inside the closet. He sighed and saw that he only had his 13-year-old body uniform, which wouldn't fit him since now he was 20. So he grumbled and looked at you since you were still on the floor. So you stopped picking on your nails and looked at him with an annoyed smile.
"We must look for clothing since nothing will fit us in this body." Five said while all you did was nodded your head, not listening to what he said.
"Yeah yeah, food, sleep, got it, Fives." You said calmly. You slowly stood up and looked at him, waiting for him to guide you to the kitchen as you were hungry. Five looked at you, his eye twitching with your ignorance, and pinched his nose and walked away grumbling. You both decided to skip the funeral and walk to the clothing store. You slowly walked away from Five and headed to the women's section. You thought about how you have been slowly feeling like you have been getting attached to Five. Maybe that's why you decided to follow him to save this dumb world. For all you knew, Five despised you. (and you knew why)
Have you been sending the wrong signals to him? You zone back and hear gunshots and duck down. You looked around you and saw it was Hazel and Cha-cha. So 'well shit,' you thought and started to run where you thought Five was, but every time you got close to him, he will spatial jump to another corner and so on. So you started to get annoyed at him.
  "Five Hargreeves, stop leaving me!" you screamed when he was close to you and stopped seeing your desperation of you. He let you catch up and grabbed your hand. You felt sparks on your hand where he was touching you, but you knew now wasn't the time to feel butterflies, so you ignored it and ran with him. You both jumped and felt lights on both of you guys. You saw that both of them were pointing their guns at both of yall. So when you heard sirens, you decided to pull him behind the cash register and hug him, scared for both of yall. You both breathe slowly, scared they will find with the mixture of your breaths and the slight sound of yall breathing.
  You turned to Five and saw he was looking at your intertwined hands and slowly looked at you. You looked at him and gulped, which he noticed. His other hand slowly crept to your cheek; you leaned to his touch and looked at him. He was avoiding your eye contact but slowly leaned into you. He was taking a while, so you grabbed the back of his head and pulled him to you.
Your lips were touching Five's lips.
Five's lips were touching your lips.
You slowly leaned back, breaking the kiss and looking at him.
"You know I thought you hated me." You told him while still holding his head and hand with your hands. He let out a low chuckle and shook his head.
"I thought you hated me." Five said while grabbing you from the waist and spatial jumping both of you guys out of the store. You laughed and shook your head, thinking that the rivalry yall both had was just out of pettiness. So you both started walking back to his house when you stopped.
"We forgot to get clothes while we were out there." You said and tried to pull him back to the clothing store when he pulled you back and grabbed your waist. You saw he had a backpack, smiled, and started running to the house.
"Last one to your house is a rotten egg, Hargreeves!"
"Your lost, Y/N!"
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