maxmsyfield

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If you don't like me at my :

Then you don't deserve me at my :

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i’m so sorry about the person i become whenever i rewatch descendants. i didn’t choose the hyperfixation, the hyperfixation chose me

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love watching a movie and then coming on here and reblogging some gifs of what i watched like i’m making a little announcement about where i’ve been

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Maverick: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Cyclone: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Maverick: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

#incorrect top gun quotes #maverick mitchell #cyclone simpson

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I better be the first person to make this

#the black phone #black phone #ghost boys #vance hopper #robin arellano #bruce yamada #finney blake #finney shaw #ethan hawke #james ransone

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Prompt list

1.

This tea tastes weird..

I know.

Did you put sugar in it?

No, but I made sure you’ll have a good nights sleep.

2.

My arms hurt so bad.

Oh really? Maybe because they’re bruised and covered in cuts!

3.

I want lasagna..

It’s 4am.

So? My stomach wants lasagna I can’t really tell it to stop.

4.

What happened in here?!

Nothing…

Half of the room is demolished!

5.

Don’t touch the dress!

Why? It looks so smooth.

Yeah, and it costs more than your yearly paycheck.

6.

Did I ever tell you how crazy you are?

At least two times a day, it’s the best compliment I ever heard.

7.

If you keep this up, you’ll be dead by the end of this week.

Then I better try harder.

8.

Can someone explain what’s this stench?

That’s the smell of my disappointment.

9.

Can’t you be optimistic for once?

Sorry that I’m not a ray of sunshine when my leg’s broken.

10.

How do you even get in this kind of situation every time I leave you alone?

I’m like a flame to the moths, but with criminals, trouble and all the other things.

11.

I know it’s probably not my place to say this.. but maybe it’s time to give yourself a chance.

12.

How do you do this? Always knowing what I plan to do.

I’ve known you for years. It’s safe to say I know who you are.

13.

So you’re giving up? Just like that?

You don’t get to judge. You’re not better than me.

14.

I never wanted to hurt you. I tried telling you few times but you were so innocent. So full of love and I couldn’t take that away.

But you did. You did by lying.

15.

How did you do it?

You don’t want to know.

Why? Did you kill someone? … You did?

Does it matter?

I don’t know.

Then we’re done with the subject.

16.

I saw you before.

I think I would’ve remember your face.

I saw you running through the crowd with police on your tail.

That explains why I didn’t notice you.

17.

If he looks over here one more time-

You’ll do nothing.

-I’m gonna remove his eyeballs with this magnificent spoon.

18.

I’m going to have grey hair at this rate.

I can already see your wrinkles.

19.

Did you just kiss her?

You didn’t see anything.

I wish I didn’t.

20.

Are you going to call him?

No.

Do you want him to call you?

Yes.

21.

I might look like a bitch, I might even be one. But it doesn’t give you the right to call me that

22.

Are you going to kill us?

You’ll probably put up a fight and it will take some time, so nah.

23.

Is there a switch off?

It’s a human body, you can’t just turn it off and on.

I need to disagree on the second one.

24.

Every time I think I’m healed, she/he shows up and breaks me again. It’s like she/he knows when I’m ready to move on and she/he doesn’t want me to. And knowing that hurts even more.

25.

Can you come here?

So you could kill me?

I want to bloody cuddle.

No blood involved please.

26.

Your friend is kinda cute.

Don’t you dare.

What? It was a simple observation.

27.

If this plan won’t work, will you marry me?

I think we’ll end up dead then, so sure.

28.

Look at her again and tell me what you see.

She’s beautiful.

No, she’s deadly.

29.

You think you’re the only one that knows things?

Even if not, what you could possibly know that would make me give up, huh?

30.

When I come back I want you gone. I don’t want even one single thing of yours in my house. Do you understand?

Requests are open!

I write for:

Vikings

Ragnarok

Shadow and Bone

Marvel

Harry Potter + Marauders Era

Teen Wolf

Other fandoms I’m willing to write for can be found in my Masterlist.

If you use one of those please tag me in your work, I’d really like to see how you wrote out the prompts.

#prompts list #prompt #fanfic #send requests

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Food Prompts

(nsfw under the cut)

Sweet

● Character A remembers a sweet/pastry/meal from their childhood. Character B (or more) help them recreate it.

● Character A is having a bad day. Character B can't do anything to help other than givethem food and comfort.

● An innocent baking date turns to a food fight.

●Character A takes Character B on a surprise picnic to celebrate an anniversary.

Salty

● Character A loves to cook what they think is Character B's favourite food. Character C has to break it to them that Character B hates it.

● Food fight food fight food fight

● "How the hell do you have hummus in your hair?"

● "This is practically milk how the hell do you find this spicy?"

Bitter

● Character A used to make Character B a specific food they use to both love. Now, some time after Character A is gone, Character B attempts to recreate the food.

● Character A goes through some traumatic shit, they end up losing weight because their mental state is that bad. Character B takes note of this, and vows to make sure they eat properly.

Spicy

● After an embarrassing trip to the ER, Character A and B learn that melted gummy bears get very hot, and using them for kink related purposes is probably a bad idea.

● "You look good enough to eat"

● "You know exactly what you do to me when you eat ice cream like that"

● "Would you like me to lick it off you?"

#prompt lists #prompts #fanfic #send requests

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why the hell are there so many birthdays in august??

#my bad

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Systemic oppression

Hangman *in a high voice, holding Barbie* : Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Y/c/s *in a deep voice, holding Ken* : Nonsense, Barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Maverick: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Phoenix. Bob, Fanboy, Payback & Coyote *simultaneously*: They are playing systemic oppression

Rooster: It’s really educational.

#top gun #top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes

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Jinkx Monsoon

#jinkx monsoon #drag race #rupaul's drag race #rpdr

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#animal crossing

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Doritos

Maverick and Penny, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Y/c/s: Hey.

Rooster: Hi.

Phoenix: Hello.

Bob: Hey!

Maverick: I gave you the key to our place for emergencies only!

Hangman: We were out of Doritos.

#top gun incorrect quotes #top gun #top gun maverick

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My last two brain cells duking it out for dominance.

#diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua

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Grace’s actress must have such a fun job, she gets to play a completely different character each season

Season 1: robot housewife

Season 2: cool texan scientist lady

Season 3: insane

#grace hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua

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behind the scenes of Stranger Things season 4

#natalia dyer #logan riley bruner #stranger things #stranger things bts

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Diego: I can't imagine what Five is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

#diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #the unbrella academy #tua

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One of the most old man things Five has done is seeing the sign for the Ball of Twine on the side of the road and immediately going "We need to see that right now Klaus or I am going to die"

#five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3