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don’t you just love when the main actor of ur favourite movie turns out to be a trump supporter and every time you watch the movie after that u can’t stop thinking about it and it ruins the entire experience for u

#sonu ke titu ki sweety #kaartik aryan

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Let’s face it though. If you don’t think Nico already knows about every other god in the PJO universe, you’re insane. Of course, he knows magicians exist. His dad and Osiris/Julius literally play cards once every week. Persephone’s been showing Anubis her flowers all the time because the Underworld can be hella boring in either place and sometimes Anubis just wants to be surrounded by calm pretty stuff vs graves.

Yeah, he knows about the Norse gods. He accidentally stumbled into one of the realms when he was shadow travelling and still has no idea how he got there. I mean, Nico di Angelo fucking met God in an alleyway after ten cups of coffee and two hours of sleep and he’s only like 5% sure it was a hallucination. 

He literally just straight-faced ask Thanatos if other gods existed one time and the man just went “where else would mortals come up with these myths, y’all aren’t that smart” before pushing Nico onto some other deity of the dead so the kid would leave him alone.

Ya boy’s met fucking Kali and thinks she’s awesome and has her damn card. If you ask any god out there about him, chances are they’ve met him or heard of him through conversation with a god who has met him. “Sweet kid,” they’ll say. “Kinda quiet but nice. Real helpful if you need it.”

Nico’s been known all this bullshit. The first time he meets Magnus, he’s not confused or shocked. He just looks him over and then just plainly asks “so how’d you escape?” and literally everyone else in the room is completely shocked he knows, when of course he knows.

He just can’t be bothered to talk about it if it’s not important to anything at stake or doesn’t require his assistance. The world ending’s because some wolf is gonna do something stupid apparently? Great, not his mythology, not his problem. If they need his help, they’ll ask.

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do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry

#sorry did someone say: #how i met your mother #himym #swarkles finale

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saw someone drawing flowers with all the bnha boys except bakugo, and i didn’t want my best boy to be missing out ... enjoy!

#boku no hero academia #boku no hero art #fanart #bakugou katsuki #kacchan #bakugou fanart #bnha

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it happened once in a dream

post war is hell

post war is hell

harry keeps having recurring nightmares, falling to his knees in the bathroom, puking every corner he turns

he can’t bear to show his face in public because, damn it, he’s not the fucking saviour, he never asked to be

the deaths he was numb to during wartime slowly crash upon his shoulders with words of praise from passing strangers

and he can’t stop thinking

that’s the worst part

he can’t stop thinking about how he could have stopped it, if he had just one more chance

nothing makes sense

hermione is crying all the time

ron doesn’t ring home anymore

and ginny...

she just doesn’t seem to get it, she can’t get it

harry doesn’t think she wants to, either

he can’t blame her

draco malfoy is in muggle london

he roams around hunted, hiding in bars and crowded rooms along with his death eater friends

a smile resting on his face wherever he goes, he looks the kind of happy harry knows he’ll never experience himself

he’s hated by most public, even now, six months later

it’s hardly rightful anger

he knows malfoy didn’t have a choice, he understands him better than he’s understood anyone else

but malfoy never fights back

he sits there and takes it with the most calm look in place, telling his friends to back down as well

it’s unnatural

harry doesn’t know why he knows this

no, that’s a lie

he knows

he just doesn’t want to

nothing makes sense

he goes to sleep to the same dream he’s been having for the past forever

“i can’t be sure,” a voice echoes in his head, and he tries to reach out, tries to do something, anything, to change what happens next

he wakes up, panting and sweating like the world is on fire again

he knows why this memory is the one most important to him

it was the day he defeated voldemort

neither of them had known he’d done it yet, that stealing malfoy’s wand was the only thing between victory and defeat

but it had been

and harry had won

however, every time he hears malfoy’s voice now, it reminds him of a cold, dark, time, every man out for themself

as draco had been as well

but in the moment that mattered most, he sided with harry, “i can’t be sure”

and that was everything

he goes back to sleep, whispers of the past bringing him back to life

this time something is different

something has changed

malfoy still says, “i can’t be sure”

but harry hears something else

he hears the nervousness in his voice, the cracks that only a broken man produces

and he realises

that war is war

but after it is all done, when no one is coming to pick a fight or take over the universe

there is only one voice he wants to hear

and that is the voice he hears every night

malfoy

draco malfoy

nothing makes sense

but just like that

something does

#this one is slightly more angsty than my previous stuff #i just thought #since the turning point of the war was when haarry stole draco’s wand #and ‘i can’t be sure’ happened around the same time #what if harry dreams about it #at first it is resentment towards the dream and everything it stands for #but then gradual acception #harry potter #draco malfoy #post war drarry #harry x draco

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Oh, to be a thirteen year old eating in a Tacobell with you, casually throwing a sauce packet that says, “Marry Me!” in your direction, unaware of consequences and responsibilities as we grow up and another thirteen years later, get married.

#imagine your otp

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cornelia street is about drarry fight me

#honestly it hears as a drarry fic #i get mystified by how this city screams your name #harry bloody potter #the boy who lived #saviour of the wizarding world #CITY SCREAMS HIS NAME #sacred new beginnings that became my religion #starting over after the war??? #that’s the kind of heartbreak time could never mend #after all they’ve been through i don’t think either would ever be completely okay if they’re over #personally i think draco is the one singing the song #i’m so terrified of if you ever walk away #let’s face it draco malfoy has insecurities on whether or not he’s good enough for potter #taylor swift #thank you for this

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i’ve been meaning to finish this for ages

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a35 jegulus

A: Angst. 35: “I was only pretending.”

Here you go!

It had started with a smile, when Regulus was fifteen and had seen millions of smiles in his lifetime already. He knew what they looked like, what they were supposed to look like, but he couldn’t remember the last time a smile was directed at him. Until fifteen after a game against Gryffindor, Snitch still held in his fist as his chest heaved to bring oxygen back into his lungs, shouldering his way through the crowd and ignoring the scowls of distaste aimed at him from the Gryffindor team and their supporters.

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lies and its effects on one draco malfoy

harry’s scar twitches when he lies

it’s barely visible, the smallest muscle on the bottom of his lightning scar moving, but it’s there

harry doesn’t know he does it

nobody knows

well

almost nobody

malfoy’s been watching harry since what? the first year?

and he notices, he knows

he’s seen the slightest crease appearing on the saviour’s pretty forehead every time he says something resembling a lie

it’s a bit of a problem, really, because when it happens all malfoy can think of doing is finding out what golden boy is up to

and that’s never good

it’s been going on forever, this stupid charade, until finally, eighth year

malfoy and harry sitting face-to-face in the middle of their shared common room, surrounded by what are supposed to be people but really, who cares?

because right now, malfoy can barely give a shit about them because it’s his turn and potter’s looking at him like that and oh fuck oh shit oh fuck

then he remembers

smirks

“do you look at my arse often?”

he sees harry’s entire body tense up as the wolf-whistles from the crowd go unheard by either of them

“no,” comes out a clear answer, but malfoy sees it, that little twitch from the scar that gives it all away

“really?” his smile widens

“yeah.”

“alright, your turn.”

the next few questions go fast and uninteresting until harry asks if malfoy ever thinks about him when he wanks and the poor blond knows he’s been trapped

in reciprocation, because it’s only fair, he asks, “would you want to see me tied down and laid in front of you?”

he knows it’s a bit of a stretch and way too particular, but when he sees the chosen one’s scar fidget around his head, he feels victory

“no.”

“not even a little?”

“would you?”

“is that a proposal or a question?”

“whichever you’d like.”

and for the first time that evening, as draco searches harry’s face for a giveaway, there is nothing

malfoy barks out a laugh, looking at the crowd around him, “my dorm’s free right about now.”

“shall we?”

“we shall.”

they fuck through the night

so yeah

harry’s scar twitches when he lies

and maybe that’s alright

#drarry #draco malfoy #harry potter #lightning scar #i don’t know why i made this but #it just #the idea just came to me and #i had to

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a series of complicated mishaps and somewhat fortunate events (pt. 1/?)

aka the “count olaf doesn’t try to hurt the baudelaires and actually is protecting them” au because reasons

(a LOT of these were written by @sweet-bun-love so it’s a joint effort!! i am def not taking full credit!!!)

the (not so) bad beginning (pt. 1):

— the baudelaires parents are dead, everything starts how it would in canon. poe takes the kids to olaf, olaf makes them do chores and is horrible to them, etc.

— the real game changer happens at dinner time. olaf observes just how much work the kids put into making food, and so does the troupe, and he would compliment them if he didn’t hold a grudge against them simply because of their fortune (that is possibly his?) and for what beatrice did.

— he still holds sunny up in the air, and as he’s arguing with klaus, comes very close to slapping him. but…something stops him. maybe it’s the way that klaus flinches as olaf reels back? the look of terror in violet’s eyes? whatever the case, he stops himself and simply pushes klaus, leaving the room with the troupe without another word.

— things are weird after that, to say the least. olaf gives them a more comfortable place to sleep, where they have their own separate beds, for they must be “well rested to work.” he gives them real cleaning supplies so they “do a better job.” he tries cooking for them because he wants them to keep their energy up to do chores around the house, and they can’t very well do that on an empty stomach.

— they find raspberries in the fridge, then in their already prepared breakfasts? a packet of seeds sits on the table with a chore note that feels calmer than normal: “go plant these out back.”

— (during this, fernald buys clothes for all the children but seems to give sunny the most amazing and exquisite outfits. he also buys toys for her and helps her with her speaking. he loves her already lmao.)

— then, one night, sunny has a nightmare and wakes up crying. the other two can’t calm her and suddenly olaf (in the most strange pajamas anyone has ever seen) barges in, completely ready to be an angry jerk.

— violet explains that they’re trying their best and olaf huffily takes sunny from them and locks the children in their slightly-better-than-before room.

— they fear the worst and after ages of worrying they manage to get the door open and rush around the place trying to find where their sister is and…oh wow olaf is reciting poems to her while in a rocking chair how bizarre??

— (totally not repeating the poems that kit so dearly loved.)

— after that night he can’t fake his hate as easy as before…

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spider-man: into the spiderverse (2019) is a fucking masterpiece, like all the well-used cultural references, the feminine characters being given a real background, not only the inclusion of poc characters but a main being a moc, no forced relationship between the main guy and girl, raw emotions and insecurities shown by everyone and most importantly, john mulaney.

#spiderman #spider-man: into the spiderverse #marvel #mcu #please the intensity at which i love this movie #you don’t even know #i passionately love this #it’s not enough for me to forgive marvel for killing off [redacted] but it’s a start

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slytherin headcanons nobody asked for p.2

thots

they’re all thots please

never study and still somehow get the highest marks in class

cats > dogs

act like nothing matters in front of everyone else but are just a bunch of useless lesbians around their crushes

reference muggle movies like all the damn time

hate hate HATE road trips because honestly what the fuck

cursing is basically a second language

BI BI BI

will fuck you over for doing so much as being there when they chip their nail

controlling their emotions? who’s she?

scared of the movie Cats (2019) but watch it anyways because taylor swift

“do it for the vine”

touchstarved and horny to the point where they think toasters are hot

still have standards though

eat either 0.1% of what’s on the table or leave nothing for anyone else

big dick energy

have absolutely zero self-control: if they drink once, they don’t stop ‘til they’re drunk

no shits given

#slytherin headcanons #slytherin #harry potter #*sips coffee* #because ew tea #anyways so um here are some more of my personal hcs #and when i say personal i mean pERSONAL #*waggles eyebrows* #hp hc

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Overheard at the Eighth Year Dorms

Ron: Harry, mate, who do you think’s the hottest in our year?

Draco: I bet it’s me.

Draco: He can’t keep his eyes off me.

Draco: I’m obviously the prettiest.

Draco: He’d have to be a fool not to say me.

Harry: It’s Malfoy.

Draco: Wait, it’s actually me?

#draco has insecurity issues oops #drarry #draco malfoy #harry potter #based off an actual concersation me and my friend had #yes i friendzoned him but whatever #it had big drarry energy so i posted #ok bye bitches #enjoy your daily shitpost from me #HA imagine thinking i post daily #there’s only one thing i do daily and i bet drarry can relate ;)

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Y’all ever think about how Kristoff and Ryder had more chemistry in their two minutes of screentime than any other canon couple in the Frozen franchise