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So I made a bakudeku fic recs twitter account bc well just follow

https://mobile.twitter.com/bestofbkdkfics

#bakudeku #katsudeku #Bnha #Mha #This ship is so good like and there's no rec acc for fic wtf

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Bakudeku is rising like the dawn navy.. damn we are eating good like it feels good be that popular

#bakudeku #Bna spoilers

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im legit screaming bc bakudeku is a basic a healthy version of endeavor & all might... we love it here

#bakudeku #bnha #listen im screaming like we all knew we will get a duo but bakugo legit getting that applogzing arc #i love this song #hirokishi has my ass right now

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So we bakudeku were right and we're getting kacchan apologizing arc

We stay winning

#Bakudeku #Got i love this aong

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Canon Book!Thranduil: a really cool dude that likes shiny stuff and lives in the forest

Canon Movie!Thranduil: cold hearted, ruthless, dwarf-hating, commanding, bloodthirsty gay rat bastard with eyebrows too big to be human, Less Wise and More Dangerous(tm)

Fanon Thranduil:

#bloodthirsty gay rat bastard with eyebrows too big to be human #listen how dare u !!!

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Bard shocking/confusing elves with figures of speech...

Bard: That ship has sailed!!

Galadriel: *offended elf noises*

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Bard: I’m afraid you’ve missed the boat on that one!

Galadriel: *more offended elf noises*

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Bard: The cat’s out of the bag now.

Thranduil: Why was the cat in the bag to start with?

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Bard: You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat!

Thranduil: Is this the same cat that was in the bag? Is that why it died?

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Bard: Gonna burn that bridge when we get to it.

Thranduil: What? Why would you do that?

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Bard: Can everyone just turn over a new leaf, please? We all need to be on the same page, here!

Thranduil: Are we reading a book?

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Bard: I’ll add that to my bucket list.

Thranduil: Why do you have a list of buckets?

Bard: Uhm…

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Bard: Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.

Thranduil: Perhaps YOU cannot…

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Bard: Yes, you’re my other half.

Thranduil: Other half of what?

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Bard: Has the cat got your tongue?

Thranduil: I thought the cat was dead? Or is this a new cat? Is there more than one cat?

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Bard: I don’t think you understand. I need you and Dain arguing like I need a hole in the head!

Thranduil: Why would you need that?

Bard: Yes, exactly.

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Bard: Alright, I know you both can barely be civil to each other, so, let’s start with the low hanging fruit.

Thranduil: I didn’t realize we were discussing food.

Bard: No.

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Bard: I’ll be honest, you guys have to meet me halfway, here!

Thranduil: But we’ve already met.

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Bard: I’m in stitches over here, oh my god.

Thranduil: You’re hurt?!

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Bard: I have miles to go before I sleep…

Elrond: I thought you were staying here for a week?

Bard: That’s not what I- never mind.

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Bard:: Look, can we all just not throw the baby out with the bathwater?

Thranduil: WHY WOULD WE DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Bard: No.

#screams #barduil

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i still cant believe tolkien made this good lore with elves and still decided to make one crusty ass looking mortal the main

#lotr #tolkien #my good

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are you a redhead/red eyes sauron, blond/yellow eyes sauron, redhead/yellow eyes sauron or blond/red eyes sauron type of person

#im sauron looks like annatar but with gold eyes... #i love that look tbh

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Do you ever see some Mairon fan art and suddenly you understand Celebrimbor’s every life choice? Because same.

#me #also me with thranduil

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The Lord of Eregion

#shadow of mordor #celebrimbor #lotr #art #my god i love this sad bastard

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this is kinda interesting bc ive seen ppl headcanon him as son of elmo.. also born in doriath..

theres no way thranduil isnt related to elu thingo like look at the way he looks like this damn bitch reeks HIGH ELF ENERGY and i refuse. he at least must be kinsman with him like didnt thingol had one irrelevante younger brother... yep thats thranduil ancestor.. i dont take no, dont fight me on this bye

#listen the damn lotr series better give me this or at least give me that silvergifting

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The Forging of the Rings of Power

— The Silmarillion

#im screaming hrkdkd #also thats one hella pretty face #screeeeeaaming

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Tyelpë was trying so hard. He denounced the actions of his father and stepped away from his family. He became the lord of a beautiful, holly-filled land and all he wanted was to make pretty things with his crafting buddies. He developed such good relations with the Dwarves that he and Narvi made some very nice doors between their two lands and they made ‘friend’ the password. He didn’t want to be suspicious and afraid and angry. He wanted to be warm and open and welcoming.

And then he went and banged Sauron.

#ydjd they lived happy dont @ me

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theres no way thranduil isnt related to elu thingo like look at the way he looks like this damn bitch reeks HIGH ELF ENERGY and i refuse. he at least must be kinsman with him like didnt thingol had one irrelevante younger brother... yep thats thranduil ancestor.. i dont take no, dont fight me on this bye

#tolkien #lotr #the hobbit #thranduil #like the way he looks and acts and shit he even looks like and elf #like im sorry but comparing him to elrond yeah elrond never gave me that elf vibe???? #also my expectations of elves are so high like look a galadriel and celebrimbor #screeams #like he just gives me thingol vibes my dude

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someone makes Annatar and Celebrimbor KISS for god’s sake

#make celebrimbor join sauron bc why the hell not #gets shadow of mordor flashbacks

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listen im looking for barduil mutuals and elrondir, aralas and silvergifting and thranduil stans bc i love my boy on twitter like follow me https://twitter.com/batshtml

#lotr #the hobbit #barduil #aralas #silverfisting #im really friendly but i hate antis of any kind!!

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I’ve been deep into the Tolkien fandom lately and after going through some awesome blogs, @ttrtru in particular, I got the deep desire for some happy Silvergifting with a non-tragic ending. So have a summary of an AU where everything could have turned out A-Okay and no one died and had their lifeless corpse mounted on a pole. Yay!

(Under a cut because holy crud, this turned out long)

Swann-Pride’s happy!Silvergifting AU

OR

How Celebrimbor’s Wang Accidentally Saved Middle Earth (Seriously)

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