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That moment of rage, you mean.

That moment of fear when you hear your name being called for stage to a full crowd while you're in the dressing room, in full normal clothes, eating pizza, while thinking you were supposed to be in the middle of your break that the manager said you could have.

#i know that feel

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I miss coke so fucking much. 

#cocaine #yayo #blow #drugs

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Are there any other songs that you dance to that are like "Nothing to Worry About"? I really liked that song, and I wanted to add more like it to my future audition set :p

Shit, I'm really late on this but yeah. Some of my old go-to's were "Young Folks" by Peter, Bjorn, and John "I Feel Better" by Hot Chip"Swoon" by Chemical Brothers"Black Cat" by Ladytron 

And a bunch more. Recently I've been wishing I was still dancing so I could do MIA's "Bad Girls" 

#Anonymous

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#my life

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A Question For My Sex Workers

I'm applying for real jobs and I'm not sure what to do about the time when I was only stripping. So from like 2007-2010, there's a huge gap on my resume because I didn't have a side job then. So what do I do? Do I say I was a cocktail waitress at my club, but risk the employer being put off and automatically assuming I was a dancer? Or do I just leave it blank and make up something when they ask about it on the interview?

#strippers #stripper #stripping #sex work #sex workers

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Oh hey guys. I'm married.

Forgot to tell you guys about that :)

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After I introduce myself and they say later, I tend to throw out a, "Oh :( Okay! :D" And prance away. And then prance by again later and wave innocently. It's strange how well that works.

Hey, Dancers...

Favorite Jedi mind-trick you use to get a customer to buy a dance. Extra credit for what you do to get them to change their mind when they say “Maybe later”. Let’s have an epic, awesome thread. I don’t know about you ladies, but business is slow around here, gotta pull out all the stops. ^_^

Readysetgo!

#stripper

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Stressing about getting married. (It's long.)

So in the past like week or so, my fiance and I have gone from like never fighting to fighting almost constantly. I've been depressed and anxious and just kind of a mess lately and our fights have been mostly because he just doesn't get it.

Instead of being understanding and just giving me a little space and/or being supportive, he throws everything back at me. Like lately I've been kind of slipping back into restricting; so if I say I don't feel like eating or I'll eat something later and encourage him to eat without me, he'll just be like, "Eh I shouldn't eat today." Like as a means of guilting me into eating. Which isn't going to make me eat, it's going to make me scream at him.

Also I haven't been feeling very sexy or sexual this past like week, and whenever I don't want to have sex, he gets huffy. And it's not like we never have sex or anything. We have a lot, more than most people, and it's always awesome. Sorry you have to go a week without mind-blowing sex. Maybe if you leave me alone and don't act like I'm useless when you're not inside me, I'll get horny. But every time you act like that, it's so unattractive it resets the unsexy timer.

Or when I'm not feeling chipper, but I'm trying to feel better because we have to go do something (that could be potentially fun) later, he'll just be like, psuedo-mopey like "Nevermind let's just not go." Which is condescending. Which leads to a fight. Which makes me feel even worse. I just hate that he doesn't get it. I hate that he doesn't get that these aren't things I'm deliberately doing to make his life miserable.

It stresses me out because we're getting married tomorrow (it's just a little courthouse ceremony for now, then we're having the wedding with the dress and cake and shit next year) and I'm starting to get worried about how we're going to work. I know it's normal to get cold feet, but I just feel like eventually he's going to use all of this as justification to cheat on/leave me. 'Well you wouldn't fuck me, so I cheated. You were mopey, so I cheated.' Like it's so frustrating and it's like why? Why can't I just not be this way? Why can't he just give me my space and not make it an asshole contest? 

Like I love him immensely and he's amazing and caring and nurturing when I'm sick or hurt, but it's like when it comes to things that aren't like physical pain or like angry/happy, he just doesn't get it. He's so sweet and brilliant and funny and fun and sexy and perfect for me, but handling my mental health issues is his weak spot. If I could just make all of that go away, we'd be perfect. 

#marriage #cold feet #stress #anxiety #depression #relationships #personal

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Really interesting profile on James Deen. A male porn star without a tribal tattoo. In fact he actually looks like that cute jewish guy that works at Starbucks…the one who always remembers your order ;)

Anyway, it talks about why the porn industry employs such ugly creepy guys for straight porn. I had no idea that the industry followed this line of thinking. It’s unfortunate, but hopefully James Deen’s popularity means it’s heading for a shift.

Go on, click through, you know you want to. It’s SFW

#james deen #porn #feminism

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Porn Post! James Deen and April O'neil in a bathroom. Fucking hot. One of my favorite porn clips for sure. (If it's being a dick and not embedding, the direct link is http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=258552896)

#james deen #legs up hose down #nsfw #porn #sex #hot

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Nene Leakes on being a stripper

#stripper #rhoa

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That shit has hurt stripper income severely in recent years. I genuinely blame in-club extras girls for the decline in stripper income in the past 10 years, not the recession.

Why I hate Mondays at The Big Club.

Mondays are promotion days. Usually it’s just one or two guest DJ’s, but this last Monday was nuts. DJ Godfather was there with over 200 people to film a music video in our upstairs, and when I was up there dancing in the cage for my set no one was even paying attention to me because they were filming, so I just left halfway through and got a drink.

Then, we had over 16 guest DJ’s taking turns, and believe me, some of them sucked. It sounded like a CD was skipping or something, which made it awkward to dance to at some moments. 

Then there was the 400 guests of all these DJ’s….with the majority of them being guidos or men with very angry looking wives. 

To make it all worse, we had a whole slew of girls doing extras. Which pisses me off to no end. NOBODY NEEDS TO DO EXTRAS TO MAKE GOOD $$$$. It’s sad to see these pretty women who think unless they suck dick they won’t make money. Even with how awful Monday was, I still made a little over $300, not great, but certainly more than I would any other job. I think women sell themselves short sometimes, thinking they have to. STRIPPERS OFF THE WORLD, STOP!!!

In and of itself, I have no problem with prostitution-I just think it should be done in an appropriate place, not my DANCING TOPLESS CLUB! Gah!

Anyways, hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving, I’m excited to bum around for the rest of my break before class and work starts again. 

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That's because most of what you see here is girls posting other girls they wish they looked like. It has no bearing on the real world. I don't look like the girls that get posted here often and you know what? I look better than them. I'm hot, I'm fun, I'm smart, and I'm witty. I'm unique 'cause I'm me.

Tumblr is the home of the lookbook white girl -- don't devalue yourself and think that's what the real world is about.

Sometimes I’m pretty sure that Tumblr is one of the worst places for a girl who isn’t very confident or happy with her image. 

90% of what we see on here is just stupidly pretty girls. Girls that we wish we could look like, but never will look like. 

Well, that’s how I feel anyways, don’t know about anybody else, but sometimes I pretty much hate myself just by looking at the pictures of these girls that I will never be anything like. Sucks really…

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This is amazing. She's fucking incredible on the pole. She has an insane amount of muscle and strength and she's awesome.

But her performance also kind of reinforces this stripper in-joke that the girls that are the best on the pole are the worst ground dancers; and that they got good at pole dancing because they were really awkward dancers.

if you like pole-dancing and you don’t watch this, you are an idiot.

#pole dancing

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I know if I told my babe about this he'd commit to it

When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house

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Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”

I would approve of my husband doing this. It’s kind of cute in a mean way~