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Paul: “may thy knife chip and shatter”

Feyd, internally: what the fuck? He’s got a signature gang sign before a fight AND a catch phrase? I usually skip straight ahead to killing people. Does he always do this? Is it weird I’m not doing this? Okay what is my response going to be? You know if I win this fight I’m absolutely using this on the next guy. Oh shit everybody is looking at me, quick say something

“May THY knife chip and shatter” fucking nailed it Feyd…

#Dune #dune part two #paul atreides #feyd rautha #timothée chalamet #austin butler #lol

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All Paul Atreides Edition, Ultimate Disaster Human:

#paul atreides #dune #dune part two #dune memes #lol

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chani’s anguish when she shouts “you’re insane” at stilgar because the love of her life just died. paul just died and all people care about is the lisan al gaib, some story made up to manipulate her people and her life. she doesn’t care about putting faith in some story because all her faith was in herself and the people around her, including paul. and they killed her faith. they killed part of her by forcing her to ressurect the man she was mourning. everyone cares about the lisan al gaib but chani cares about paul and that was used against her like a weapon

#paul atreides #chani kynes #dune #dune part two

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I like how in the manhwa Yu was all mysterious and shit having and controlling everything that readers thought he might be involved with the mafia, meanwhile in the drama they just gave him 2 high school friends that he sometimes asks to do weird things like fake a delivery and kidnap a guy

#marry my husband #jihyeok yu #manhwa #yu jihyeok #kdrama

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Ides of March not included bc let’s be real that’s Brutus’s legacy

#john mulaney getting investigated by the secret service #ides of march

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Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that

#ides of march #group project #lol #funny

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

#ides of march

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#ides of march

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#polls #ides of march #julius caesar

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#ides of march

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Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

#good omens #good omens 2 #neil gaiman #david tennant #michael sheen #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands

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Aziraphale + licenses/lessons

#Good Omens #lol #aziraphale

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Barbie (2023) really had Barbie say “hey. I know the reason you hurt me is because I hurt you. I’m sorry I hurt you, because you didn’t deserve that. I know you are a better person than this, and you are fully capable of being that person. I can’t change the past, and I don’t think we can be in each other’s lives anymore without hurting each other, but i am sorry and I want you to be happy. I want you to find your identity and love yourself and live.” and then she realizes she’s also talking about herself.

she’s saying “I deserve to live. We both deserve to live.” it is one of the kindest things I have ever seen done to someone and to themselves in any piece of media ever

#Barbie #barbie spoilers #Ken #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #healthy boundaries #amazing writing

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#twitter #barbie #ryan gosling #legally blonde #margot robbie

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The Barbie Movie is the movie of all time for many reasons, but the core message being "Perfoming gender roles hurts everyone, you should be your authentic self no matter what society says" really knocked it out of the park

#barbie #the barbie movie

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his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men

#barbie #ryan gosling #greta gerwig #ken #i am kenough #amazing writing #barbie movie

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#barbie #ryan gosling #barbie movie #ken