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kawaiigirly21 · 2 days
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MODERN BLOOD OF ZEUS AU WARNING
I definitely know Natasha's favorite song is Another Life by Motionless in White
I also know that it hurts her to listen to the song because Ares introduced her to the band
She always felt connected to the song because the lyrics hit her in a spot she didn't know she had
To get her mind off things, Hermes invites her to his track meets
Apollo and Hyacinth like to have her at their photoshoots for the high fashion magazines they pose for
Dionysus had her as a taste tester for his wine brand while they gossiped about Aphrodite and Ares
Hephaestus taught her iron welding in his workshop and she made her own sword from damascus steel
Hera and Zeus we're overjoyed to have her around in their little villa while they enjoyed retirement
There the three shared their favorite memories with the family
Heron and Seraphim both took her to their favorite band concert's respectively
While Heron was a fan of calmer indie music, Seraphim was into hardcore metal
Athena, Artemis, Hestia and Demeter scheduled a spa day which ended at a shooting range
Poseidon took her out to sea where they went whale watching and settled on a very suspiciously romantic dinner afterwards (wink wink)😜😜
There was only once or twice Natasha ran into Ares and Aphrodite
She barely acknowledged the boxer and makeup brand spokeswoman
At some point, Hades and Persephone take Natasha to see a movie called The Condemned and the ending song Savin Me by Nickelback becomes her new favorite song because it reminds her of the special times she spent with her family who saved her from that dark place she was in
Ares reached out a little more often than she had liked begging for her forgiveness and another chance at being her husband since their divorce a few years prior
He wasn't Natasha's first love but he was her first husband. She's reluctant to forgive him. Maybe she will but not in this century or millennia
Not when she recently discovered Poseidon was vying for her attention 🤭🥰
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kawaiigirly21 · 3 days
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I did shark nails 🦈🦈💅🏽💅🏽
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kawaiigirly21 · 6 days
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Ares: remember that one night in Troy? That long night?
Natasha: I remember you getting your ass whooped
Ares: i-
Natasha: oh you mean THAT time!
Ares: yes~
Natasha: I remember.... But that night wasn't with me darling. It was with your recycled whore
Dionysus and Hyacinth:
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kawaiigirly21 · 6 days
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Seraphim: I'mma touch that
Hades: that's Natasha
Seraphim: yes?
Hades: your sister?
Seraphim: And Persephone is not your niece?
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Natasha: ..... I'll take you both real shit~
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kawaiigirly21 · 6 days
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Hermes: how many times has she been at this?
Dionysus: twice?
*Natasha punches Aphrodite once more*
Apollo: oooh damn thirds times a charm ass whooping
Heron: we're not gonna stop them?
Seraphim: No way~
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kawaiigirly21 · 6 days
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Natasha: I have to say I admire you
Aphrodite: so you? I mean well who doesn't?
Natasha: it's truly extraordinary you can walk your clown ass around here thinking you're the shit with my leftovers
Aphrodite: you have no right. He was barely yours to begin with
Natasha: loosecoochiewhoresaywhat?
Aphrodite: what?
Apollo from afar: HA!!!
Hephaestus:
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kawaiigirly21 · 6 days
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Hera: I just want one dinner where it's normal
Natasha: if our family tree was normal, it wouldn't be a circle
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kawaiigirly21 · 6 days
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Zeus: I want to get her out of that situation. I may need your help Natasha
Natasha: of course father! I have the perfect plan!
Zeus: Natasha, my daughter, my sunlight, I love you dearly. But we are not going to kill anyone
Natasha putting her axe away: Riiiiiiight of course. Bloodshed was not my first answer
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kawaiigirly21 · 10 days
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Hey. I keep yoyoing back and forth through wanting to write a Godzilla fic or not. I can't decide uggggghhhhh
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kawaiigirly21 · 13 days
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Heron: Do you think sheep count themselves when they go to sleep?
Seraphim: If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Natasha: Do butterflies get humans in their stomachs when they’re in love?
Athena: ONE MOMENT OF PEACE!! THATS ALL I WANT!!
(Athena just wants peace but the disaster sibs got other plans lol)
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kawaiigirly21 · 13 days
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Athena: You three often use comedy to deflect your trauma
Heron: Thank you
Athena: That’s not a compliment…
Natasha: What we’re hearing is you think we’re funny
Athena: What I mean is-
Seraphim: We accept this praise with the humblest hearts. Truly
Athena: What the actual fuck...
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kawaiigirly21 · 13 days
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Heron: Tasha why is your tongue purple when you have a cherry lollipop?
Natasha: Mind your business
*Apollo walks past with a blue lollipop*
Heron: Natasha…oh gross!
Natasha: Mind. Your. Business
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kawaiigirly21 · 13 days
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Not me having one of the most depraved, nasty, pornographic dreams about an adult Sokka from Avatar. Now I have an urge to write it. What's wrong with me?
I want this man... So carnally it's not funny
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kawaiigirly21 · 14 days
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25 posts!
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kawaiigirly21 · 14 days
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Hermes: Are you going to ever forgive him dear sister? He looks rather pitiful standing out there in the rain
Natasha doing her nails 💅🏽: Good. Let him suffer as I have ✨
Apollo: you're so hot🥵
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kawaiigirly21 · 16 days
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Thank you @xiatrippin and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!
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These hits looked personal. Let me find out Apollo was mad about Dionysus suggesting he'd throw a discus because of his trauma lmao
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kawaiigirly21 · 17 days
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Gem of Olympus pt 2
The very next day made the previous night feel like a bad dream. Usually, upon awakening, Nataha was met with a cold spot next to her due to Ares’ early training habits. That morning however, the moment Natasha opened her eyes, she was met with the soft smile and even softer eyes of Apollo and the warmth of Hyacinth’s breath on her neck with his arms wrapped around her waist. “Good morning darling sister. How are you feeling?” Natasha had simply smiled and leaned into his touch when he put a warm hand on her cheek. “A Lot better. Thank you Apollo.”
Later that morning, as the trio made their way to the hall to have breakfast, Hermes scooped Natasha up into a hug. “I heard about what happened. Are you alright?” Natasha nodded as she enjoyed the warm hug. Once seated, Hyacinth chuckled hearing Natasha’s stomach make clear that it was in need of sustenance. “Hungry are we?” He asked as he smiled. The goddess nodded sheepishly as the servants began to serve breakfast. “Oh good morning everyone! How was your night?” Zeus asked as he and Hera strolled into the dining hall.
Natasha watched in awe at how perfect they looked. The definition of opulence in her opinion. She wanted to know what that felt like. As breakfast carried on with idle and light hearted chatter between the deities, the calm and relaxing atmosphere was interrupted by the late arrival of Aphrodite and the man she was hanging onto so carelessly. Ares. Natasha’s breath hitched as Ares' eyes met hers from across the table. Her heart ready to jump out her chest and she herself ready to take the knife from the table and drive into her neck.
Tears began to bubble in her eyes before she felt a familiar warmth envelope her in its embrace. Looking down, Natasha saw a hand entangled in hers. It was Apollo’s and the hand on her back was hyacinth. “Natasha, tell me, where oh where did you run off to when you left me last night?” Ares smirked as if he was implying some sort of joke. Before Natasha could reply, Apollo spoke up. “She spent the night with Hyacinth and I. She’ll be staying wh us from now on dear brother.”
It wasn’t a mystery that Apollo had mixed feelings about Ares. He was fond of him at times but lately, the pair just couldn’t seem to get along. Every word he had spoken was laced with anger and venom. If words could kill, Ares would surely be in tartarus by then. “Spending the night night with not one but two men? I’m shocked Natasha. Tell me, do you run to a man every time something in your life doesn’t go right? Or is it just your inner whore crying for help?” Aphrodite chided with a nasty smirk on her face.
Maybe it was the comment. Or perhaps seeing the two so close together, but Natasha suddenly snapped. No one saw the knife fly across the table until it landed in the love goddess’ shoulder. Deeply. Painfully. The looks of shock and amusement coated the surrounding god’s faces. “I’ve done nothing but obey you like a proper wife should Ares. But instead of treating me like your love, you run out on me with that whore.” Ares stood from his chair immediately to speak but was quickly shut down by the thunder Natasha emitted.
“I am SPEAKING! You will talk when I am done!” Apollo, Hermes and Dionysus were quick to try and hide their amused expressions but failed quickly. “You didn’t want a wife, Ares. You wanted a servant who would do anything for you without hesitation. You wanted a doll who would sit still and pretty. Well let me tell you Ares, I am none of the sort! I hid my personality so as to not outshine you who has no more personality than horse shit! You will regret the day you crossed me Ares! I am no longer your doll! I am Natasha! Daughter of Zeus and Goddess of the galaxy! You will fear me. So watch your back. Cause I’m coming.”
With a flash of light, Natasha was gone from the dining hall. The gods remaining were either too scared to say anything or too amused to NOT say anything. No doubt what happened would become the news of Olympus for days. Later that day, Natasha looked at her nails as she partially listened to Hera’s complaints on how she conducted herself at breakfast.
“I understand you are upset. But Ares is my son and I do not appreciate you threatening him this morning. However, I will grant you an annulment. I know how it feels to be married and having your husband take advantage of your good nature. Do what you must to announce you are now a free and single woman.” It certainly didn’t take long for her to do so either. With her new found freedom, Natasha found her wedding dress and went to the arena.
With a confident smile on her face, Natahsa laid what was once her most cherished garment on the ground and set it aflame. Seeing the smoke from the arena, Ares, Apollo, and Hermes rushed in only to see Natahsa standing there drinking a glass of wine gifted to her by Dionysus who arrived just before them. “Yes!! Let it burn! BURN!” Dionysus smiled as he watched the dress be reduced to ash.
“Come Dion. All this bruning has got me hot all of a sudden. Wanna help me cool off?~'' Natasha asked seductively as she ran and finger down the wine god’s chest causing him to shiver. “Yes. Yes please.” Walking past the trio, Natasha smirked as her eyes met Ares’. “You burned me. Now watch as I rise from the ash reborn.”
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