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Someone tell me no.

#someone’s gotta lick his face and that ain’t gonna write itself

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Fire up the grill, my guy and let’s see where this goes.

Things I knew about Frankie before reading this:

1.

Things I know now:

1. He is hot.

2. He does not mess around.

3. Looks even better when he laughs.

4. He sprays his sweatshirts with febreeze.

5. He needs to take his son crab hunting yesterday.

6. He is going to do unspeakable things to me in a bunk bed.

Carry on, sir

Life is Good - One

Pairing: Frankie Morales x Female Reader

Word Count: 12,205

Rating: M - language, mentions of military service, drinking, talk about sex, an injury 

Summary: A weeklong vacation in Virginia Beach with your best friends - what could be better? The answer - finding out that the house next door was rented by 5 guys from Florida … and that they’re more than friendly. 

Author’s note:

I didn’t even really intend to write this but here we are. This is going to be a lot different than my usual work - trying to be more lighthearted and fun. 

It does follow canon - to a point, but as you’ll very quickly see, some things have been changed in order to advance the plot. 

Some housekeeping: 

- The houses that the groups are staying in can be found on the Masterlist page; the links were messing up this post showing in the search results. 

- Typically on Sandbridge, the check-in is Saturday afternoon, check out is Saturday morning. I’ve included timestamps to help keep the week’s progress consistent. 

Sunday Morning - Sunrise. 

There was no one else awake and you were glad. 

As quietly as you could, you opened your bedroom door and padded into the kitchen area, not bothering to turn the lights on as you grabbed a K-cup and a coffee mug, setting the machine to brew while you grabbed the flavored creamer from the refrigerator. 

Keep reading

#frankie morales #frankie morales x reader #frankie morales x female reader #francisco 'catfish' morales #something to fight for #it’s been 700 years since I read and reblogged a thing #who thought it would be Francisco Catfish #not me #idk this man #sorry to this man

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No one talk to me.

😏😏😏

#Shonda #my love #my future mental health is dependent upon season three #do not fuck this up for me #or I will make it everyone else’s problem #polin #nicola coughlan #NICOLA KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING GOD BLESS HER #it’s pretty messed up how excited we are to watch these idiots FUCK #but here I am #👁🫦👁

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in any other story, merry would have died in battle or pippin in minas tirith, or frodo would have fallen or sam killed by gollum but tolkien, after facing losses in real life, said: no, this time they live. this time, they all get to live. in a way, the lord of the rings is a love letter to dead soldiers.

#lotr #jrr tolkien #tolkien #the lord of the rings

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HII! I'm really curious if you're still taking requests but if you are can you please do a season 2! billy russo x Krista dumont's sister reader when the reader comes to visit Krista but she met Billy instead, and then after a few hours of talking to each other they slept together (oh dear) Then Krista caught them. If you're able to make it tysm!

No

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i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

#botw #loz #if I laugh I reblog

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I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

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I feel personally victimized by grogu doodling on his dads lap

Grogu and The Mandalorian 🪐 — Abigail Larson

#the mandalorian

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Holy. Shit.

#the unbearable weight of massive talent #i loved every second of this #nicolas cage #pedro pascal

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Still bothered by the US cultural idea that men can only be non-romantically intimate with one another in war-like or competitive circumstances.

#this was a fascinating read #i love when the internet becomes an external processing point for peoples thoughts. i think that’s grand and I love the invitation to join

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Thrives on thrill and waits for no one?

hyperdynamic silhouette offset with design cues?

No matter the distance... moves with swift and tireless bravado?

keeps its composure upon any surface, compensating for even the subtlest lateral movements?

Alluring features force the eye to linger upon every last detail?

automatically maintains a safe, comfortable distance?

Geez, if it's like this now, what was it like before they changed the copy 😅. You're so right though, when reading through the lens you instructed this absolutely describes the way Billy wants to present himself.

(Hope you're feeling a bit better, and if not, that you'll have the space to have some much needed rest soon! I think I was one of the followers that got booted haha, glad do have enjoyed your brand of humor again today)

Someone actually spent time on the Rolls Royce website and saw what I saw- Billy. Fucking. Russo. Whoever wrote that copy also has a history writing romance. The Wraith is written like a broody love interest, not a car. And good for them. The automobile industry is severely lacking in sexual tension.

Thank you for stopping in and scrolling through, I’m sorry tumblr KonMari’d you, but I’m glad you’re here and have enjoyed the very sparse offerings I’ve left for my followers. You are too kind :) for checking in and for saying howdy.

Enjoy the rain!

#ask the dumpsterfire #thank you for stopping by #i wish the freshest chicken nuggets upon you

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No lies detected

Bridgerton S2 plot.

#kathony #bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #the viscount who loved me #bridgerton season two #bridgerton s2 #kate sharma #edwina sharma #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #polin

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To the person who just reblogged all my Sam Adams pieces with “loving relationship”

#i just miss my husband #more accurate I miss the hit of serotonin I used to get imagining myself as a dirty rebel wife #alas earwax #I’d still go back in time for you Sam #if anyone running the universe is watching this #I’m ready

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Adopting immediately

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

#oh wow #an ides of March joke #deep cuts on the tumblr #this is a good moment

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I think you didn’t read that post you replied correctly cuz I was saying there’s almost no BEN fics, like himself… I know there’s a lot of content about Billy Russo and his other characters😉

There’s still too many 😉

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Are frickin kidding me

Dad and son shenanigans

#din djarin #clan mudhorn #the mandalorian #mando #grogu #this is amazing