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Silco finalising his adoption be like👆👆

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Arcane x DBH xover

My name is Viktor, I’m the android sent by Hextech.

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Hello! I'm here to say I have started my book blog! It's called yarasreadingnook on IG if you wanna check it out!

Once I graduate University, I might start a book blog. I've recently gotten back to my love of books and I think I want to document my journey.

#reading #bookstagram #books #library #anime #fictional #readersofig

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I always see people talking about AU’s where Andrew’s Neil’s bodyguard, but I never see them. WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE ARE ALL THE BODYGUARD AUS?????? THIS IS SERIOUS OEOPLE

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So gonna randomly throw this out here but I started a bookstagram @yarasreadingnook . I wanted to get back into the habit of reading and I want to start reading more books so this is a start.

#books #bookstagram #Instagram #reading #new bookstagramer

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I love how in all Andriel fanfics, you know you're about to enter angstville when you read Neil telling Andrew, "Thank you, you were amazing."

#all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #Fanfiction #andriel #spoilers

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*The Foxes at a Team Brunch*

Waitress: How would you like your eggs?

Neil: Uh, hatched.

#all for the game #neil josten #based on a video #meme #the foxes #andrew minyard #andriel

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Andreil with cats, part 1

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Once I graduate University, I might start a book blog. I've recently gotten back to my love of books and I think I want to document my journey.

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ok OK . hear me out ... the foxes coaching little league ... has this been done already ? sorry if it has, I just ...

wymack tells them they'll be doing it and reactions are mixed...

on one hand renee, nicky, matt & dan are delighted !!! they love kids !

neil is ... indifferent. it isn't that he doesn't like kids ... he is just .. a little awkward ...

nicky: a little awkward? I have watched you shake hands with a toddler

neil: I was being polite nicky!!!

allison is okay with kids but she is okay-er with chaos. she is excited to see kevin's coaching style applied to a bunch of eight year olds

which of course leads to fox standard betting

“20 bucks kevin will make a kid cry within the first hour” “an hour is generous, 30 bucks it's the first five minutes”

aaron doesn't have much experience with kids but he is becoming a doctor and he will work on being a comforting presence to people of all ages damn it !!!

aaron: you are going to allow andrew near children?

andrew, entirely deadpan: kids love me.

dan is certain this will either bring the team together or end in utter chaos, most likely both

the day comes. the kids walk out onto the court and they are all wearing tiny exy uniforms

and nicky and matt are SQUEALING

“they're so small, matt” “I am melting”

they get split into groups to handle a few kids each

and renee almost immediately has the little girls hanging onto her every word

she is helping braid their hair back and emphasising that girls are just as strong as boys are, sometimes stronger

and they love! her!

matt is being very productive

he is running around with a small boy on his back

dan: matt, put it down

matt: we are practising dan!

neil is holding up !! he is talking to his group about striking techniques

except he is explaining it to them like they are his foxes & not the local little league team

andrew: neil they haven't learnt any of that yet

neil: it's a good thing I'm here to teach them then

it turns out andrew was not bluffing when he said kids love him

little boy: my name is andrew, too

andrew: there can only be one. we have to fight

andrew 2: I could just use my superpowers you know

andrew: oh boy ... you are right ... ok you win

nicky, watching with tears in his eyes: I just ....

but then andrew 2 is confused because ... aaron has the same face as andrew and he thought there could only be one but now there are three???

aaron: I'm the nice twin

andrew: he is a liar.

aaron, matt and nicky are very passionately talking to three kids about the importance of being a backliner

“you might feel like it's not an important job, but you are actually defending the goal! you have to work hard to help the goalkeeper”

andrew: not that you guys would know a thing about helping your goalkeeper

renee: andrew.

andrew: just a some light banter, renee

they haven't heard from kevin in a while and they go to find him expecting tears and the worst

except there are no tears

and the foxes are pulling out their wallets

because kevin day is kneeling on the court next to a little girl and he is giving her gentle encouragements on her play

and nicky is near tears again

“that was great kayleigh! what if next time you're a little bit more forceful? I bet it will be perfect then. shall we try?”

nicky: kayleigh just like his....

dan: we know, nicky

allison: this is actually kind of cute

once the kids have practised enough it's time for a match

and neil is fully prepared to treat this like any other game

but it's kevin, kevin that says “neil, they are eight”

and neil shrugs and is all “Exy is Exy, no matter the age”

dan: very inspirational, let's not body slam any infants though

the match is, of course, a disaster

there are children tripping over left and right and abby is on the sidelines with juice and her first aid kit

and none of the kids have scored yet

predictably so, since they are playing against literal collegiate athletes

neil can tell they are a little bummed out about it and he hates that!

because he knows that feeling of wanting to score so badly

so he does what any rational person would do

and he picks up kayleigh and runs with her toward the goal

andrew: you TRAITOR this is against the rules

neil: oh so now you care about the rules of Exy? drop it in kayleigh!

so she does

and the goal lights up red !!!! they score !!!

andrew is rolling his eyes fondly at neil who is whooping with excitement

the whole little league team are cheering because they just scored on andrew minyard !!!

and for some reason, kevin wants to cry

he feels weirdly nostalgic

allison: don't tear up on us now kev, you have a reputation to guard

kevin: they're just.. so happy

dan gives them a congratulatory speech and the kids are looking at her like she is the coolest person in the world

matt: same.

and once the kids have had their refreshments they are shepherded back onto their mini bus

and they are waving goodbye to the foxes who are stood in the parking lot

aaron: goodbye! get home safe!

andrew: until next time, comrades....

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Was typing out a text half asleep to my friends group chat at like 5am and my phone fell on my face which caused me to send out a group call...they hate me now for waking them up

#this is why you put your phone on silence if you have me in your contacts

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not to repost all of them, but they look so good together! I’m super happy that they turned out the way they did!

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How is the BTS McDonald's meal a special meal? It's just fucking nuggets & fries, I'm not throwing shade at BTS but McDonald's could have done something more special than overcharge you for regular nuggets.

#mcdonalds #bts meal #BTS #just a rant

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i did it for all of us problematic foxes

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I rewatched this scene from The Office and only thought of Abby teaching everyone CPR.

Part 1:

Abby: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him. Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Neil: okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Kevin: How’s that gonna help you?

Neil: I will divide and then count to it.

Kevin: Right.

Abby: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Neil: Yes, yes I do. I love that song... First I was afraid, I was petrified. (He's such an idiot I love him)

Abby: No, it’s–Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

Part 2:

Neil: Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive (Nicky joins in) Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

Nicky: Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk. Music loud, women warm, been kicked around since I was born. Oh, it’s alright, it’s okay, [Matt & Allison join in] you can look the other way. Loo do do!

Abby: No.

All the Foxes: [muttering] Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

*Wymack facepalms*

#all for the game #neil josten #nicky hemmick #the foxes #incorrect quotes #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #andrew minyard #the office #abby #coach wymack #kevin day #i thought this was #funny #hopefully no one else did this #I'll feel like an idiot

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@4theye piccrew!!