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Ricky: And if you say I’m ‘pressed’, make sure you put 'de’ in front of it!

Ricky: [turns the lights off]

Ricky: [sits in silence, alone, wrapped in a blanket]

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Gina: When I first came here, I had a crush on this girl so I wrote her a note that said "get out of this school."

Nini: That was you?!

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EJ: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free starting right now.

Gina: I think you’re cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and don’t think of anybody but yourself.

EJ: ... But—

Gina: But what? I still have 22 seconds and I’m not done.

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Ashlyn, taking a picture of Carlos: Say cheese!

Carlos: Paparazzo! Don’t you know taking a picture of a gay man unannounced is a hate crime?

Carlos, after seeing the picture: Oh, I look cute. J’excused.

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Ricky: Hey Gina, do you know that there's a rumor going around that you're gay?

Gina, grabbing Ricky by the shirt: Rumor? Rumor?! ExcUSE me, are you telling me people are doubting it?

#ricky bowen #gina porter #ricky x gina #hsmtmts #incorrect quotes #hsmtmts incorrect quotes #s: tumblr

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Gina: [texting Nini]

EJ: You should send some emojis.

Gina: I'm not sending her emojis.

EJ: Do pineapple, owl, caterpillar with glasses.

Gina: What does that mean? That doesn't mean anything!

EJ: Glasses make the caterpillar look smart!

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Carlos: Everybody’s got a gay cousin.

EJ: I don’t have a gay cousin.

Carlos: *silence*

EJ: Oh wait, I'M the gay cousin!

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Nini: [attempts to make a joke]

Gina: Oh, Nini, you’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault, you just never had to compensate for anything.

Gina: The rest of you ugly losers better give me some jokes, STAT!

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Ricky: So, I will now drink eight glasses of milk in three minutes.

Nini: No, no you won’t. No you won’t, because if you do that you will die.

Ricky: Oh.

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Gina: You text me, "Happy Monday." What do I do with that?

Ricky: Oh, I don't know, maybe have a happy Monday?

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Mike: Ricky, you're home! You must be EJ! Pleasure to finally meet you. Come in. Why don't you come in and join us for dinner?

Ricky: Uh dad, EJ can't really stay he's got...homework! Surgery! Rabies!

#mike bowen #ricky bowen #ej caswell #ricky x ej #hsmtmts #incorrect quotes #hsmtmts incorrect quotes #s: next to normal

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Ricky: Do you sell happy meals?

Server: We do.

Ricky: Yeah, can I get that without the meal?

Server: ...

Ricky: Please.

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Ricky: You’re gay!

EJ: Me? No, I’m not gay.

Ricky: You’re not? But you just kissed me.

EJ: Okay, I’m gay.

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Ricky: What if the g in gif is silent?

Nini: Ricky, go to sleep.

Ricky: What gif I don't want to?

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Ricky: I think we should get back together.

Nini: But I have feelings for EJ.

Ricky: But I saw you first!

Nini: I don't really think that applies here.

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Nini: Ricky kissed me.

Ashlyn: Oh, my God.

Kourtney: Okay, we want to hear everything. Ashlyn, get the hot cocoa. Nini, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Nini: Oh, it ended very well.

Ashlyn: *getting the hot cocoa* Do not start without me. Do not start without me.

Kourtney: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like an “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Nini: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then we just sort of sunk into it.

Ashlyn: Were you holding him? Or were his hands on you?

Nini: Actually, first they started on my waist. And then they slowly slid up to my shoulders.

Kourtney & Ashlyn: Ohhhhh!

[In Big Red’s basement]

Ricky: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Red: Tongue?

Ricky: Yeah.

Red: Cool.

#nini salazar roberts #kourtney hsmtmts #ashlyn caswell #ricky bowen #big red #rini #hsmtmts #incorrect quotes #hsmtmts incorrect quotes #s: friends

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Random Girl: I think I'm falling in love with you.

Seb: Wow, thank you, be right back.

Seb: [sprints away]

Seb: [texting his mom] Come pick me up, kids are drinking alcohol.

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